to him, life is just a box of deviant selfies of his shaved appenda appendage. on friday, we found out that the fbi is reviewing new e-mails that could affect the hillary clinton e-mail scandal. the e-mails, in weiner's possession. from a laptop shared by anthony, and his wife, poor huma. hope that laptop was scotchguarded. we're also told there are five digits of e-mails on it. it's an odd phrase when dealing with weiner. i mean, five digits, it makes a hand. they could have said a thousand or thousands, but they said five digits. weiner. he's like an accident in a pool that spreads instead of floats. remember eddie haskell from "leave it to beaver," always interfering. he's like him, without pants. and everyone nears him gets screwed, including james comey. privy to new information that may or may not be vital, does he release it or let it slide until after the election? like an ikea bookcase, he's screwed in every corner. then, there's hillary. so close to the white house, she's like a bride, the night before her wedding day, yet finding the groom in bed with a shetland pony. it's happened. to me. so, is this scandal a big deal? who cares? the left made a career out of turning mole hills into mountains. remember romney's "binders full of women." the left brutalized him over that and he turned the other cheek and he lost. maybe 2016 is the year the right stop turning cheeks and instead kick some ass. don't feel so bad for hillary. how many lives has she ruined? the clintons are like a corrupt computer file. wherever they're inserted, everything goes bad. take a perfectly new pc, insert clinton 2.0, and within seconds, you download a billion pages of goat porn. >> period! all right. so donald trump is campaigning today in colorado and arizona. those are two states. let's catch up with fox news chief political correspondent, carl cameron, who joins us live from phoenix. you've got one minute, carl, starting now. what's new? >> reporter: time check. go! p well, it's hard to not follow up with a couple of jokes of my own, but donald trump didn't mention any of that for the first 15 or 20 minutes of his one-hour speech today. it was a disciplined speech. he actually stuck to the teleprompter most of the time, and what he began with was giving voters a reason to vote for him. he was talking about obamacare and how he could repeal it, and he was specifically saying, here in arizona, rates are going to go up to 100 to even 165%. and the obama administration has copped to that. arizona's in trouble with obamacare, so he was giving voters an opportunity to actually pick him for a positive reason, doing away with what he says is the completely unaffordable, affordable care act. now, after that first 20 minutes, then it was loose the hounds. he went after hillary clinton about the e-mail scandal, about the fbi reopening the investigation. and he suggested that the doj's opposition to making public this investigation amounts to war. and the doj is the -- the department of justice, is at war with the fbi, and he said this. these are not my words. he said, the department of justice is basically trying to cover up hillary clinton's criminal activity. so, he now has a reason to -- why you should vote for him. and why you should not vote for hillary, all in, hopefully, one minute. greg? >> just one last question. did he mention me at all? was i close? >> reporter: no, he didn't. but did i make the 60 seconds? >> you did. you did a great job, carl, as always. >> reporter: awesome. he should have mentioned you. >> see you after the show. same place. all right, let's welcome tonight's guests. he can spin a tale faster than a hyperactive puppy. walter kernan. well, she earned her weight in hate. "national review" reporter, katherine, it's her birthday. boo. boo. boo. he uses the goodyear blimp as a pillow. wrestler titus. and finally, finally, scarface. he's so sharp she's not allowed within 50 feet of a waterbed. from the showtime series, ray donovan, the great actor, steven bower. all right, all right. i'm shallow and stupid, so i go to the most obvious thing, walter. i am, like most journalists, i've been staying on top of weiner for a long time. i can't get off him. i can't get off him. is this the greatest election season ever? >> well, i think the last two weeks are the greatest election season ever. but, you know, i think weiner's going to go down this time. >> yep. >> but it's going to be, it's going to be a very long, very hard investigation. >> yep. >> with a lot of ins and outs. >> all right. what do you make of the e-mail investigation, walter, before i get fired? >> do you mean the entire e-mail investigation that's been going on for 17 years or just this part? >> is this a big deal? >> of course it's a big deal. people don't even talk anymore. all communication is e-mail. you know, the thing that distinguishes this from watergate is just the technology. you know, that was reel-to-reel tape. there's twitter, e-mail, you know, probably instagram, we're going to find out, i hope not. but, you know, people like rush limbaugh are saying, you know, this is just a distraction from wikileaks. >> that's our next topic! in our next segment, walter. >> you jumped it. >> well, i wanted to give people a preview of when we get serious. >> all right. enough of you. steven -- >> i was hoping you'd come to me. >> i know. i missed you, so. all right, so this -- a lot of people are saying this has nothing to do with hillary, right? look at me, young man. stop looking at kat. she's too young. >> i'm very young. >> it's her birthday and i can't help but, you know, think that the election year is so -- >> not for you, okay? >> all right, bring it. >> some people are saying it should have no effect on hillary, because it's not her e-mails. what do you think? >> it's not her e-mails, but it's about her. and everything revolves around her. the whole thing is, we've always known that her staff and her people, there's an inner circle there. it's like stalin's inner circle, right? the iron circle. or the steel circle. >> whatever circle you like. >> and all these people are sworn to death to protect her. and so revelation, any late revelation is, it's about time. and i think, poor jim comey, he's saving his ass, right -- >> you can say that. >> oh, okay. his ass. right now, the poor guy. he was known to be a straight shooter and then he said, i'm not going to prosecute, because that loretta lynch was leaning on him. okay. and bill clinton leaned on her. and so -- >> everybody's leaning on everybody! >> everybody -- but now, nobody leans on weiner. >> no, thank god for that. all right, tyrus. tyrus? >> yes. >> should trump be exploiting the hell out of this? >> no! >> no? >> he should not be! went trump's hot wire hit -- >> yeah? >> clinton's campaign did an awesome thing. step back. they waited to see what happened. waited for the facts to come out so they wouldn't say something they would have to go back and fix. he's been handed in the last three weeks six alley-oops and apparently donald trump cannot dunk. i'm for him on a lot of things he says. i'm for him with the economy, but then he comes back talking about stuff that's not tangible. and i think the american people are tired of conspiracy theories and what-ifs and conjecture. if he would sit back, let the facts come out on this, run his campaign and not worry about the extra fantasy stuff we don't know this is about. we already know about e-mail stuff. if you're going to vote for her, vote for her. if you're not, you're not. >> kat, do you think this is changing any minds? >> on a grander scale, you talked about the conspiracy thing. now people say, these republicans keep talking about these e-mails, it's over. now you can say, oh, well, when the fbi stops talking about it, maybe i'll consider talking about it. but in terms of their actual voters and supporters, these people already know that she was completely careless with very important information. she, you know -- she doesn't really seem to matter our security compared to her convenience. and they're still like, i'm with her! and she's a girl! so, is this going to be the one thing that really change it? i -- i would love to see her face some consequences, but we haven't seen it yet. and everything has been bad, bad, bad. more bad isn't shocking to me. >> you know, walter, i feel bad about comey. i feel bad about everybody in clinton's circle. they're like brussel sprouts that your coworker reheats in the kitchen microwave and it forever befouls any future meal. >> sorry. >> you know, your metaphors take me about a half an hour to figure out. so i'll set that aside. i think hillary has every right and her voters have every right, especially now with the involvement of weiner, to ask comey about this investigation. where's the meat? you know, where's the meat? >> you're killing me. you're punishing me for my monologue, aren't you? >> you know, weiner, it's amazing, technology -- the amount of lives you can just totally ruin without even lea leaving your bed. >> it's true. it's true! he's almost like a superhero. he did very -- he expressed very little effort, but was able to destroy so many things. >> maybe alter the course of, you know, history, just kicking it at home with his laptop. >> if he'd only gotten a babysitter while he was taking these pictures, i think he'd be a lot better off. >> that's true. that's a good suggestion. for his future endeavors. >> that's a horrible suggestion. how about not do it? how about instead of taking weiner pics, you go out -- didn't like that one, did you? snapchat her or face time or something! you just leave these entrails of weiner and just -- just terrible. >> on that note, coming up, a story so hot it will fry your eyeballs right off your beautiful face. so what does rush limbaugh think about all of this? 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they're lucky they didn't. the world would have melted under the spell of his glorious tests. of course, we also found out how the clinton foundation scored big texts for bill. for donations for big corporations while pressing them to hire bill for massive speaking fees. he says he helped secure $50 million for the farmer president, which more than covered the cialis and hookers. >> walter, you and i are on different sides of the fence on wikileaks, but i want to ask you about russia's theory. that's a lot of work to distract from wikileaks. that's like setting fire to your house, so your wife doesn't see you threw up on the rug. which you've done. you've done that? >> oh, yeah. i always clean it up myself, though. i think that this is a very far-fetched theory. i really think the answer is much simpler. i think that -- i think the fbi is trying to distract from the fact that it didn't do its danged job the first time. i also think there are plenty of other things it's trying to distract us from. you know, the fact that mcrib had never become a permanent mcdonald's menu item. the fact that goldman sachs is going to need a federal bailout for a huge investment loss that's coming in about a week. yeah. they put a lot of money into someone, you know? >> yes. >> it's not tyrus. all right, bower, what do you make of russia's theory? it's the first type you've heard it, i can tell you? >> i was all over it today. and you know, usually, russia's -- he said it, he was accentuating all these words that i don't understand -- >> are you for or against wikileaks? >> i'm down with wikileaks. >> okay. >> i think it's a great thing. obviously, it could come back and bite -- >> you. >> me. yes. but because my words go out in the eater, they could be grabbed by wikileaks. mine aren't that interesting. but what rush said is an interesting theory. but it's just so -- comey would have to be the best actor in the world. >> i agree. >> he would have to get the academy word. he's doing a lot of drama. a lot of work. >> here's what drives me crazy, tyrus. i read a couple of things from wikileaks. a couple of things about a bernie sanders picture. is this revelation? these are revelations. is this worth the intrusion into somebody's privacy, so we know kind of really what's already going on in political -- in political -- in the political world. this stuff isn't like mind-blowing. >> here's the thing about wikileaks. it didn't affect the polls. >> yeah. >> donald trump was doing his tone great job of shooting himself in the foot, so wherever wikileaks is writing about, nobody cared. and to put, like i said, if you took anybody in this audience or anybody at home watching and took their e-mails or what they talked about employees at work, everybody in here would be like, oh, did you see what cheryl is wearing today, #brave. everybody would be like, that's funny now but if it would have come out on national tv, you would be a bunch of shamers. that's what this is. speaking of academy awards, should have got best supporting for "scarface." my guy. should have got it. >> it's true. all right, kat, i know that you love wikileaks. but i -- what tyrus is saying is true. we like it as long as it doesn't target us. it's deeply hypocritical. >> yes, but i'm not a public figure. so it doesn't really matter. >> technically, even on this show, you are. >> i'm not a public in the sense of those e-mails -- those e-mails are my e-mails. >> all right, okay. >> they have nothing to do with -- i can e-mail some weird stuff to someone else and it doesn't affect our country's safety at all. >> i don't mow. >> so there's a huge difference. they're talking about the safety of us, especially when this person potentially is going to be the next president versus the weird stuff that i sometimes come home and message people -- >> i don't think that's weird at all. >> the clintons -- the things with wikileaks, every bad thing that people have said about the clintons is true. they really care about the clintons. and that's all that they care about. >> that's true. >> like using erica garner. >> eric garner. >> do people really care? not as much as they should. but i still love it's out there, because i love when bad things happen to bad people. >> okay, but however -- who's going to run for office? walter, who's going to run for office, if i believe that everything that i've ever written on my yahoo account back in '96 is going to be open for game. i won't run for office. you'll lose all the perverts. >> let's just have everybody in the audience start just forwarding your phones. let's put it all out there. everyone put their stuff out there and see what happens. >> let's kill the whole idea of privacy. >> two people, they're like 7 years old, who can run for office. >> you know, i think you're right. few are clean enough, besides donnie osmond, to run for president. but i'm going to get really serious on you. >> yes. >> we're electing the head of a $1 trillion government, the most powerful country in the world, with the most powerful military and the most powerful intelligence and surveillance capacities. it is morally and ethically irresponsible not to take into account every bit of information we can in making that decision. not to do it would be like going to a murder scene as a cop and seeing a knife right inside the door that you don't have a search warrant for, and not, you know, picking it up. >> yeah. >> you can't do that, actually. >> i know you can't! >> i've seen a lot of television about it. >> yeah. >> people do it all the time. >> svu is going downhill. is it still on? 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oh, he's in one state, but not in another he's making people upset and sad. >> yeah. >> walter? >> you know, they tried calling it the affordable care act. they tried calling it obamacare. i think they should just call it a nightmare. i had it until one month ago. okay, so the deductible is so high. i had a kidney stone in december. 6,000 bucks, and my child had ape appendicitis in january, 6,000 bucks. so in one month, i paid $12,000 in deductibles. i need insurance for my deductibl deductible. >> all right. steven, isn't this all moving towards the single-payer system. isn't this -- like, the reason why they brought it up and said how bad it was now, so hillary could say, i'm going to fix it and it's single payer. >> that's just like code for, let's implement socialism. i mean, let's face it. that's where it's all going. and that's what she tried to do 20 years ago, 15 years ago, 20 years ago. >> yeah, didn't work. >> it's not going to go that way. and that doesn't work. just see venezuela. >> yeah. >> and i think that, my son just got dropped from my insurance and i'm kind of sad about it, but at the same time, you know, he was getting a free ride. you know? and he's 26 years old. dylan, get your own insurance. >> like kicking him out of the house. find your own plan! you know, you're not bringing girls back to your plan. you know, house. >> got it. >> tyrus, you're a wrestler. do you have good health insurance? >> awesome health insurance. the bigger problem, i think we're all forgetting, obamacare is terrible, but who is at the root of all of this? the pharmaceutical companies. like, the prices that they charge for medications is outrageous. they continue to spike stuff up to make their profits at the expense of the american people. so people are going out of state, out of country, to get medications. they're going to canada, they're going to mexico, and that has no obama -- obamacare doesn't reach there, but cheap medicine is there. so, yes, obamacare is bad it, needs to be fixed, but my issue with the other side is, donald's very good at telling us what disaster -- disaster, disaster, we get it. how are you going to fix it? it's a disaster. it's a disaster. okay, i got it. it's a disaster. how are you going to fix it? we're going to fix it. i need tangible something! that tells me how you're going to fix it. that would be magnificent. >> you used to like it, now he doesn't like it, and he says he's going to repeal it, kat. what do you think? >> what do you think? i think that this is how things happen, when you don't have a real discussion about an issue with obamacare. these are the things that people on the right were saying were going to happen the entire time. then people on the left would say, why did republicans want people to be sick and stay sick. and people actually fell for that. they're like, yeah, republicans want specifically poor people to be very sick and die, and their kids and their grandmothers all die. they're like, yeah, that's what they want. and they all voted for it. and now these things are happening, but the people on the left are still using the same argument for all these issues. you need to talk about child care, health care, all these emotional issues. whether it gives you feeling one way or not, there's still money involved and money's still a real thing and we need to be able to talk about this. we don't have to make the same mistake twice. hillary says she's going to fix it. why would we believe anybody who's been involved in obamacare about anything. it's like your plan, keep your plan, it's all garbage. and they all fall back on, but republicans want you to die faster. >> the only way to get republicans to replace a bad program is to demonize the critics and create some kind of coercion through penalties and making it bigger. because bigger's better. it's never the system's fault. it's always the person. >> yeah. >> it's the human being -- >> the system is messed up, so people who created the system are going to get more involved and make a bigger system with our same brains that did that. >> it's good guys and bad guys. >> not even that. the confusing thing about this whole thing, this is the united states of america. we've been number one at one time or another, but we've never had a great health care system. and it's not just hillary and obama or trump or bush or whoever's coming along. for some reason, we can't get together partisanly and get a health plan for everyone. and that to me is sad. you can blame who you want, and when you do get it together, nobody works together. >> this is why i have the solution. it's artificial intelligence. they predicted a trump win. artificial intelligence is always right. humans are fallible. but when i say fallible, they're wrong. >> fallible. they can fail. >> but once robots take over, we'll be fine. >> we'll have health care. >> coming up, a tale so powerful it might bench press your face. yes, self-driving trucks make a beer run. is it the sign of the times or the apocalypse? 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that r2d2 is stealing our jobs? no, because r2d2 can want dri'td he's not even real. it's a shame not a single politician is coming down the road. when cars replaced horse-drawn carriages, did you hear the complaints from the buggy drivers? of course not, you weren't even born. >> bonus monologue. >> this is going to happen, and i don't hear any major politician addressing the fact that we are going to have a large class of men and women who won't be working? >> we'll have an entire generation of unemployed people, because they don't have the education to move forward. and of course, you're not talking about it, because to talk about it, you have to say technology is bad. and advancement is bad. and we're at the point now in our civilization, we're going to make the next leap. you talked about buggy whips, everyone went from farms and markets to working in field factories. that's going to go away, because robots are going to do that. you know why they're going to do that? they don't need health insurance. >> right, that's true. >> they don't. so you'll save money. >> they don't sue. they don't ask for raises. >> that's right. >> you can sexually harass them all day and they won't do anything back. >> they don't retire. >> and two, you'll never have to worry about being promoted. >> you did, too. >> and you can do scarface 2. >> all right, walter, here's the point. there are 30,000 people who die every year in car crashes. there's been one fatality with billions of miles of self-driving cars. yet, we think that's bad. but this is going to happen, right? there's no way around this. do you have a solution for this? is it like a universal base income, so that people who don't have jobs still have a salary? >> well, you know, i don't know how people without jobs are going to be able to afford self-driving cars. >> that's my point! >> but self-driving cars are for a very specific constituency. alcoholics. the other thing that i fear is that the first time a self-driving car hits a puppy, the whole thing will disappear. >> there'll be picket signs. there'll be people -- it won't be a person, it has to be a furry thing. never run over a furry thing. if it's a human dressed as a furry thing, that's okay. >> also, good thing about the robots, too, they have no -- they don't have any feelings, whatsoever. for example, if you're at a restaurant, and you know, your ketchup is forgotten, it was forgotten by a human being with feelings, and you have to -- when you react, even though you might be very upset, you have to remember that that's a human being, the feelings and the family and the spit they can put into your food. so you can't really express your feelings. i would love to just be screaming at robots that forget my ketchup. >> it's true, robots, you can -- but that takes all the fun out of it a weird way, steven, whenu have robots and automation, there'll be a new organic human movement, where people will say, i'm going to a restaurant where there's only human servers. >> weight three to four hours for a meal and then they'll sneak back over and eat at the robot restaurant and hang out at the organic restaurant. >> the organic humans. >> it's the freedom of choice. we'll still have freedom of choice. and you can choose humans and that makes you more human. >> but i want my food prepared by robots. no one's going to spit in it. >> robots don't have bodily fluids. yet. >> do you have horrible experiences at restaurants where people's always putting bodily fluids? >> how do you know that you haven't? >> we're talking about -- >> i know what that tastes like. >> okay, okay! >> we're out of control. we're talking about a society that's going to be -- have tons of time for leisure. we have to now figure out ways to pay people to do like creative things or pay them to do some kind of work that really isn't work. or else you're going to have more opioid addictions. because in cities where there are no jobs, that's where the drug addiction is. >> i think we'll end up in a situation where you're going to have a human lottery of who gets to stay and who gets to go. sorry, there's no jobs, no place for you, it will be like a culling, take out the people who aren't doing what they're supposed to be doing. >> a culling? >> yeah. >> has anybody seen "west world"? >> i saw the original movie. quite a great film directored by michael creighton. >> he wrote it, too. >> how do we know that kat's not a robot. >> i have feelings. >> and technically it's your birthday. >> it is my birthday. so, thanks for -- >> birthday or download day? 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