As a toothpick. Wrestler tyrus in a jacket. Thank you. And shes so bright, you must wear sunscreen in her presence. Kennedy, host of kennedy on the fox business network. If bravery were sand he would be the gobi desert, former u. S. Marine bomb technician, sergeant joey jones. She takes her coffee like her mood, black. National reviews katherine times. And hes so sharp, town hall. Com political editor, bud furst. It was the week of the candid candidates. First Hillary Clinton, the master at saying two wrong things in one single sound bite. Donald has been all over the place on isis. He talked about sending Ground Troops, american Ground Troops. Well, that is off the table as far as i am concerned. Impressive that she was able to pack 4,000 pounds of wrong into that tiny little suitcase of stupidity. Lets unpack this. First of all, we already have troops fighting isis. Theres not a lot of them there but theyre there. Why doesnt she know that . Maybe its in her emails. Even worse, why in gods name is she telling the enemy what we arent willing to do . She just took something off the table before we even sat down to eat. Why have a damn table at all if you arent leaving anything on it . In one sentence, she declared a presurrender. Imagine doing this in sports. Clayton kershaw letting everyone know he will be leaving his fastball at home. Tom brady announcing he will be running the ball from now on. A synchronized swimmer promising only vertical descents and no catalina rotations. Are you nuts . Meanwhile, donald trump had his First Security briefing. I know this because he live tweeted it. I kid. I kid. My point is, these are unsafe times. You want a president who not only doesnt know whats going on, but also tells our enemies what shes going to do, or you vote for the guy who might do anything. Thats trump. You never know what youre going to get. Take thursday when he candidly showed a kinder, gentler side. Sometimes in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you dont choose the right words or you say the wrong thing. I have done that. And believe it or not, i regret it. As a man we have all been there. But its interesting, mr. Hyde became dr. Jekyll. Goofus became gallant. Laverne became shirley. How long will this last . Who knows. We have been down this path before. Theres good donald, then bad donald. This campaign is more ups and downs than Charlie Sheen on the seesaw. This campaign stuff are like nickelback. No harmony. Now his manager just resigned, manafort. More like man over fort. Thats it for tonight. Had a great show. Leaving on a terrible pun. Joe, im going to you first because you have been there and came back alive. Mostly. Yes. I would say. Most of me came back. Yes. What do you make of hillary taking Ground Troops off the table . The only thing off the table with this strategy is winning. Or defeating isis or anything productive. However my brothers and sisters will still die. So everybody, that sucks. At the end of the day these men and women serving right now signed up to go kill evil. The least we can do is let them do it. Theres plenty of evil to be killed. You know, i served in afghanistan in 2010 while president obama sent 30,000 more of us and decided to bring us all back home. I saw my guys get killed and wounded and come back home, not actually do anything. I hope we dont go down this road again. What do you say about telling people what youre going to do . Also, we did this before. We said we were leaving afghanistan, why do we do this . We are the only country who does this. Its true. I think the United States benefits from a level of transparency in the conversations we have about National Security without revealing critical secrets and i think obviously every rational person knows that. But just like the Clinton Campaign has accused donald trump of benefiting from russian hackery and somehow the russian state is bankrolling Donald Trumps campaign by proxy, i think you could make the same claim about isis. So if theyre sitting there watching Hillary Clinton go no boots on the ground, were not sending everyone over, i destroyed libya, im a total warmonger and i love seeing other people die, however, its not going to happen here, they are going to be like we are going to take out a million kidneys and sell them and we are going to take all the money and put it into the Clinton Foundation because shes great. Thank you. As a professional wrestler, your opponent never knows whats going to happen. He dont if hes in the ring with me. But this isnt even about its a sound bite. Because for a long time when heroes like him are out there fighting, people who are sitting on the couch are like we need to bring our troops home. It was oh, i can get elected if i say im going to bring everybody home. Instead of just being honest and saying what you really have to do, its on both sides of this election. Im so over both of them talking its disgusting. Somebody in her staff told her if you say we wont put our troops on the ground, they will vote for you. They will like you because you care about our troops. Instead of telling the damn truth. Thats the problem. What she said, like i said, she never goes off script anyway. Shes like ron burgundy. Its just disheartening. Rhonda burgundy. Yes. Whatever she wants to be, its her right. Its sad. Like i said, im on the fence with both of them. When they both talk i watch murder she wrote. Angela lansbury is an american treasure. Guy and kat, do we want to continue talking about this or shall we move on to the trump stuff . I would just say on this particular issue, i wonder what it feels like to be one of the 4600 or so american soldiers with boots on the ground in iraq right now, when you hear the president ial candidate saying thats off the table. Its not literally off the table. They are there. Then the other thing is, i dont with many things, but in this included, i dont believe her. If we have a few more orlandos, god forbid, things get worse, Public Opinion continues to shift she gets money from somewhere where she has to change her mind. She will have a focus group, they will poll it and we will have boots on the ground. This is not a principled thing from her. Almost nothing is a principled thing from her. You disagree with that. You think shes a wonderful person. I do. Yeah. Im actually secretly working for her. Absolutely. You are with her . Im with her. Im a girl so i have to be, right . Otherwise i hate myself. Yeah. That parts true. I do hate myself. But its totally unrelated. What . You are like two checks and stuff . I dont know what that means. Two jobs . Yeah, shes paying me with her benghazi money. I want to talk to you about trump. I want to talk to you about manafort. That his name . Manafort is gone. Is this going to change him, make him better with bannon coming in . I heard the word pivot all day today because he was good and nice for one night, okay . So i have learned if someones good and nice for one night and you run around like hes changed, he said he was sorry, you are always going to be disappointed. Thats always true. I think getting rid of manafort, he handled this a lot differently than cory lewandowski. It was really interesting that he was a guy brought on to help him stay on message, then wound up being such a distraction the way they were able to the only way they would be able to stay on message is to get rid of the guy who was supposed to help them stay on message. Thats a little awkward. Insane in the membrane, this campaign. Yes. I dont even know why i said that. Be real. I know. I know. But its weird. Like they want him to be himself but being himself often is conspiratori conspiratorial. No one should ever be anyones total self. We are all a bunch of nightmares. Thats actually when he gets into the most trouble. Hes very interesting and funny when he has press conferences but thats also when he makes these asides that completely take over the news cycle for days at a time. We have seen this happen with him. He will have a good Foreign Policy speech, National Security speech, a good speech on the economy, then the next day, its Barack Obamas the founder of isis, then manafort is resigning and you want to say like hold off a couple days, put some space between what you do well and how you completely torpedo your campaign. He walked that back. He now says hes the cofounder. I thought that was really joey, who would you want to be in charge of our military if you looked at the two of them . General james mathis. Can we write that one in . This is really tough. Its the toughest thing besides [ inaudible ]. What do you have to go off of . I truly think if you go to 1996, hillary was about as conservative as most republicans in congress. I think she has some things in her brain that could steer her right. I have heard everything from the stuff in libya was because we were secretly running guns and theres some thing there, but with hillary, what started this whole thing about troops on the ground are off the table is because a year, two years ago, the narrative was well, america is just tired of being at war. Well, thats cool, but america doesnt get to be tired of being at war until isis is tired of being at war. We dont get to make that choice. Good point. So i dont know that either one of them are going to let us in and to know that. Right now its all about winning the election. To that point very quickly, we are not really at war. We are having these proxy wars and languishing conflicts. We are fighting and dying. We are not establishing goals that we are trying to achieve in combat. Separate things. We were absolutely at war. We are not achieving any objectives by doing so. But there are generals, there are people in charge of the pentagon who certainly have a strategy, but this administration will not allow them to employ what they know would be you know, im beginning to feel this is the kennedy show. Not at all. Im so deep down kidding. I just want to get the last word in. You are shaking your head. I would just prefer them to do old movies. Come out and be scarface. I tell the truth even when i lie. Just entertain me. Say good night to the bad guys. He might as well just be that guy. You think this change is actually legitimate or is bad donald going to return . Of course he will return. He always returns. Often with a vengeance. The only thing, though, i will give him credit. It was the best speech i have seen from him in north carolina. Kellyanne conway and perhaps others had a hand in that. Manafort had to go. The one thing i would say is if donald trump, he talks about extreme vetting, which im in favor of, if he had extremely vetted his top campaign staff, Paul Manafort would have never been hired in the first place. Its not the campaign. Its not jim henson pulling the strings. This muppets got no strings. He just acts the fool and says whatever he wants to say and the guys in the back are like uh. Uh. Uh. On that note i resign. Get out of here. Okay. Up next, i age approximately two minutes. First, looks like ryans been lyin. They feel good . No. You wouldnt put up with part of a pair of glasses. So when it comes to pain relievers, why put up with part of a day . These are not useful. Live whole. Not part. Aleve. This car is traveling over 200 miles per hour. To win, every millisecond matters. Both on the track and thousands of miles away. 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Used the guns to control the athletes and took money to cover the cost of the bathroom damage. I have been there, too. Lyin ryan sticking to the story that someone pointed a gun at him and demanded money. Was it robbery, a shakedown, a language barrier . I dont know. But i know this. Tell your mother the whole truth because moms proud of you and shes going to talk. All right. Quickly, start with you. What do you think happened . I have no idea what actually happened. I think the more believable lie here would be this dye job was done at gun point. Because people would have said all right, that checks out. That sounds about right. What do you think . I dont watch the olympics because there are too many young beautiful people. That depresses me. I prefer to work in cable news. In olympics, that would be a 1. In cable news, im like a 7. Anyway that wasnt a question. No, look it was bad but not as bad as Michael Phelps because they were drunk and they vandalized something and then they made false accusations that embarrassed the country. But Michael Phelps was on the weed and we all know how much that hurts people. Yeah. Way more. Drunken urinating in public, thats okay. The weed, though, ruins not just your life but everyones lives. Joey . Ryan lochte is the kind of bro that makes ruggedly handsome 30 year olds like myself look horrible. All we know is ryans mom came out with this first and if he were good at lying at all it would be a coverup to protect his mom. If his moms like mine she will make it up along the way anyway. Thats true. Then what kind of sweetheart would he be . So true. Kennedy, you do feel bad for ryan . I dont feel bad for him at all. Im very resentful toward him because this has been i am a patriot, people. Its like its hard. I love this country so much, i love the olympics and i love seeing team usa do stunningly well at so many events. The u. S. Swept the podium and the womens event and there are so many incredible accomplishments that i hope people take away from this. Michael phelps, katie ledecky, simone biles, i hope people remember that and not the [ bleep ] of ryan lochte. All right. Very good. Tyrus, you are shaking your head. I am so disgusted. First of all, your mom tells on you to the press . This is moments where im glad i didnt have parents. That is disgusting. Hey, mom, this happened. Oh, really, hold on. Above that, listen, i grew up in california. Me and my buddies oh, hey. How did you get here . Me and my buddies go down to a little place called tijuana on the weekends. Robberys an ugly word in brazil and in tijuana. They prefer extortion. I went through this, i walked out, they pull guns on you, let you know this is not a drill. Of course, we are going to freeze. Three young guys have been drinking who dont want to get in trouble, have a ton of things to lose and they say listen, we will take you down, process you, you will be in the paper because you defamed our bathroom which happened to be a national treasure, and if you settle out of court for say how much you have in your wallet, we can let you go. Thats robbery. The police were its not robbery. They gave money to guys with guns, no matter how theyre dressed, its robbery. You want to be cool about it, we call it hash tag extortion, hash tag mama has a big mouth, hash tag olympics should not have been in brazil anyway. I want to move to another olympic story briefly. Its interesting, everybody gets a trophy, was applied to countries. Thats how brazil got the olympics, i believe. I wanted to share the one olympic story no one is talking about and probably for very good reason. It involves race walking and soiling your shorts. I know. 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