Mothers bodily fluid. Speak of the speaker distribute ceremony yesterday. And adam schiff is under fire she has a fitting name, the for dumping documents from Rudy Giuliani associate lev parnas hulk. Souvenir pens to her own jesse i think this kid took a highlighter to it. Colleagues, emblazoned with her after the house wrapped its golden signature. Investigations. The senators of the g. O. P. Are democrats did what you would we didnt coded the details pushing back. Of that story so i appreciate theyve given us two very expect at a campaign event, pose that. Weak articles of impeachment. This is what i do when i hear our job is to look at what they beyonce. Take a look. For pictures, smile, handed out bought us and if it rises to the gifts to one another. Level of impeachment. Im sure most of you got a speak at same witnesses they pen as well. We thought she might have say they need today were thats all about, thats the some grand strategy for delaying available at the impeachment trial for 28 the house. If you want openness and a retriever, i could watch that witness was available to you and days. Maybe she was just waiting for over and over and over again. You chose not to call them, her special order pens to come dont blame me. If they wanted to call these in. Dana pens. Dana he has a good system, witnesses, they couldve called them. It is not our job to expand the i cant talk about this for so and rest in the color of an easter egg. Wasnt that pretty . Many hours a day as impeachment impeachment. Goes on and on but set your dvr dana and the president reacting to it all. Im just waiting for greg to do is, never miss an episode of his yosemite sam again. I think it should go very im not even getting paid for the five. Special report is up next. Quickly, its a hoax, everybody this. Juan yesterday when the two of you started knows that. No. Bret what does greg think its a complete hoax. He is a corrupt politician named greg no, look, you brought about vaping . Adam schiff and he made the the Government Accountability phone call, he went out, you it up. Office says the trump a will hear about this as you grow our audience have to sit through administration violated the law older. This garbage for hours, they when it withheld aid to ukraine he went out and he said things, come to the five to hear the beer the ministrations of the gao is overreaching. He said quid pro quo eight truth. That this is a farce. The senate accepts the articles times. It was no times. Dana and there was of im sorry, guys. Juan our audience comes to from the house as he swears in course media reaction. Hear the truth, im glad you his jury and is it too late for i want to play the sound bite said that, because they want to hear what is going on. The equal rights amendment to become law . From joe scarborough. He was talking about what the not just the rage that comes from the right this is special report. Defenders of trump will be greg if you want to dance treated like in the future, if to the jukebox of the democrats, we could play that for you. Thats fine, but im not going all these characters, rudy to do it. Bret good evening, welcome giuliani, will be exposed for to washington. What he is. I go from death five to im bret baier. History will be bleak and their impeachment is now officially in death one the hands of the u. S. Senate , piece down to Global Nuclear beer the man who will preside families, their children, their war in a sneeze but not going to over the trial, u. S. Do that right now. Supreme court chief justice im going to address one thing john roberts were in the 100 you said, here is lev parnas member grandchildren, everyone who has their last name will carry that around with them. With that hideous hairdo, with dana greg, thought i will some new dirt on President Trump come to you. Greg i think that is very and what Rudy Giuliani was doi brave of him to indict his own doing. It is proof that pelosi and family and his own offspring. Dont you think that was brave of him . Wasnt he a key player in electing trump . Corushed and botched this impeachment, blinded at wasnt he the one that kissed his ass at the start of the their own rage at trump getting whole thing and had him on . Elected, their faculties we need to put his kids and his impaired by their hatred of him family on trial anyway, im kidding. His kids shouldnt go to jail or and the gun toting, bible anything. They should be forced to watch carrying deplorables who voted for him. To your point, theyre not doing morning joe every day as punishment. We know the ending of the story anything and look how great the yet we have to cover this country is running. Nonstop. Look at the stock market, their walking as an achievement as if ineptitude is proof that the they could walk into an open space without collapsing, that is a big deal. But one thing i noticed, these trump doctor and works. Get out of the way, lead people are working, right . And we are fine be at all these politicians walking around, juan even the g. O. P. Said creating this phony, pompous the man committed a crime if you circumstance are totally are saying, so what . Greg he didnt commit a unnecessary to the smooth running of a country. All you really need is trump. Crime. Dana that is for the democratic debate, on his own, getting the stuff Elizabeth Warren said to done, all these other idiots Bernie Sanders. Dont miss gregs monologue up next. Whoa, this is awful, try it. Wandering around, trying to look serious and the more serious they look more comical they can come. The beauty of this is they are going to lose, but we are going to let them go through this and let them work it all out, but oh no, that looks gross what is that . You gotta try it, its terrible. These clowns like jerry nadler i dont wanna tray it if its terrible. Its like mango chutney and burnt hair. And adam schiff are not in control. When they talk about witnesses, no witnesses. No thank you, i have a very sensitive palate. They want you to believe that just try it hey guys, i think we should hurry up. The tv witnesses, the people in if you taste something bad, you want someone else to try it. Rachel maddow are hearing its what you do. I cant get it out of my mouth witnesses. If you want to save fifteen percent no, those are tv witnesses for the ratings to get the people to or more on Car Insurance, you switch to geico. Watch the shows but they are not its what you do. Dog, dog, dog. Real witnesses so they wont be there. Dana i was thinking about this, the whole walking thing, oh, your shes landed. Ed. And shes on her way to our house. Part of the reason there is what. I thought she was coming next weekend. I got it. Alexa. Walking is the Founding Fathers set up the system but if the start the coffee. Founding fathers had email i set the temperature to 72. Dont think they wouldve walked start roomba. We got this. It. Jesse no, but i was old dont look. What . Dont look. Lets move. Enough to remember in the 90s when they impeached clinton, mom. The lexus es, eagerly prepared for the unexpected. They did it on a saturday. They ran it over to the lease the 2020 es 350 secretary on a saturday, it wasnt carried lives, no ones for 389 a month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Shlomoed the walk in and they didnt treated it the way nancy treated it, shes wisecracking, and handing out souvenirs. She is so seethrough. Abuse of power . Its not like the president spied on an opposing president ial campaign. Obstruction . Its not like he bleached 30,000 emails under subpoena. What do you have . Nancy said she cares so much about national security, when in her career has she been tough on the russians, the chinese, the terrorists . This is about protecting the constitution. Really, nancy . Is at the first amendment, the second amendment, speedy trial . Which one is it, nancy . Election integrity . Really . Okay, then pass a voter i. D. Laws. Or is she just trying to pay back trump for zeroing in on the biden family shenanigans beer thats that is what this is all about beer she paid for foreign election in the form of a phony dossier. Then they say, tsk tsk, trump broke a rule. They said obama broke a rule with birdsall. George w. Bush broke a rule, may be joe biden rule when he lit ukraine fire the prosecutor who was investigating his son. It happens in any administration, its no big deal. Trump was just kicking the tires on an administration that was new and rife with corruption. And he got the money out of the wire and the ukrainians didnt even have to do anything. Lastly, this guy, lev parnas, whatever his name is, he is like the Michael Avenatti. At the last second they are throwing out gang rate claims all of a sudden, you are supposed to take this guy seriously . He said hed never even spoken to donald trump your he just paid Rudy Giuliani to make money off his name. Devin nunes went to vienna and met with the prosecutor. Hes never been to vienna and now cnn is getting sued for reporting that lev parnas lied. The greening foreign minister i di kept putting it off. Et screenwhat was i thinking . Went on cnn yesterday and said, i never met the guy. Ok, mr. Jones. Were all done. Dont trust a word he says. I told you it was easy. Dana dont forget that the business was called fraud with life line screening, getting screened guarantee. They want to play a sound bite, for unknown Health Conditions is so quick, is this one about lev parnas . Painless and affordable, youll wonder why lets play that. You hadnt done it before. I dont want to make any so if youre over age 50, call now and schedule judgments about his credibility, an appointment near you. Or others, until we have the for just 149 a savings of over 50 opportunity to flesh that out. There seems to be youll receive a package of five screenings documentation that would validate what he is playing but that go beyond your doctors annual checkup. That all has to be subjected to Ultrasound Technology looks inside your arteries for plaque scrutiny. Dana wha what about this evidence coming out after the that builds up as you age and increases your risk house has already close down shop and sent the articles over, of stroke and heart disease. Do you think this should be after all, 4 out of 5 people who have a stroke, their first symptom is a stroke. So call today and start with a Free Health Assessment to understand your best plan of action. So why didnt we do this earlier . Life line screening. The power of prevention. Call now to learn more. Greg if youve watched any of the democratic debate you would think someone drugged her food. You will find more signs of life on the moon. But its about a network that once again asserts its own biases into the event. Here is cnns Abby Phillips questioning Bernie Sanders and warren over lizs accusation that bernie said a woman couldnt win in 2020. Senator sanders, i do want to be clear here, you are saying that you never told senator warren that a woman could not win the election . Quest marks because that is correct. Senator warren, what did you say when senator sanders told you a woman could not win the election . [laughter] i disagreed. Greg was that a question or costello routine. That may have been the funniest debate moment i have seen have seen. Senator sanders, i do want to be clear here. You are saying that you never told senator warren that a woman could not win the election. That is correct. Senator warren, what did you think when senator sanders told you a woman could not win the election . I disagreed. Greg i will never get sick of that. Once again, cnn intercedes on behalf of a candidate. Remember when obama was shielded and hitler got debate questions before facing bernie i aint no bernie breaux, he spent his life on the wrong side of history but that is okay. Those on stage it seemed bored by their own words. Biden disappeared into the podium as tom steyer stared at you like a glazed stocker on the subway. It seemed unprepared to face trump. They saw two screens, one with the debate and the other of a trump rally, you would think these debates were from different planets, one ruled by fierce monsters with unusual here. If i were that alien i know which plan i would happily invade and which one i would steer clear of. The fact is your party is in trouble when the most memorable moment comes from a moderator. I say cnn should be embarrassed but that is impossible. All right, we have this new audio of sanders and warren going at it from accusing each other of being liars from the debate. Lets roll that. I think you called me a liar on national tv. What . I think you called me a liar on national tv. Lets not have this discussion on tv right now. I just want to say, hi, bernie. He called her a liar. That was a good one. Please, tell me a theory. Elizabeth warren talking about gender the full campaign. Shes talking about her plan, but as soon as she gave her details to the plan, medicare for all, she started to take this turn, and a candidate at this point in the race starting to take a turn is someone who knows she is tanking. Greg interesting. Dana also, it takes a lot to make a lot of people on the right feel very sympathetic. Greg the dude is a comment and i felt bad for him here be honest, worst debate ever. Could you stay awake during a customer and juan watched it. But i thought it was unfair of cnn. I understand cnn reporting has backed up at Elizabeth Warren said, that in fact, sanders said he didnt think a woman could beat trump. Jesse how did they back that up if they werent in the room . Juan because they heard from people who were in the room greg she couldve gotten it wrong. She is a congenital liar. Juan you guys have become bernie bros, along with donald trump, who says bernie is more easy to beat then the man i am going to the ukraine to get information on, joe biden. But one of the differences between what you saw there and going back to the g. O. P. In 2016, i dont think democrats want to put on the most entertaining boxing match. I think theyre looking for someone who has ideas, someone who says heres the reality of this moment and how we can defeat donald trump. People are looking for that, not somebody to put nicknames and mockery. Greg because theyre not going at each other, there is no impression of strength. When you ask them questions, it seems there is no fire. That is part of the problem but because Bernie Sanders was robbed by hillary clinton, they took over the dnc and sidelined him. He raised 1. 7 million for more than 100,000 small donors in that one day of the debate, so take it from a woman who can spot a needy woman, Elizabeth Warren is gasping for attention at this point and she is spitting on every hardworking woman in the country by lying to get ahead, being smart wasnt enough, being driven wasnt enough, lied about the ethnicity. I wanted bernie to turn and look at her and say, you are a republican who calls herself a native american 30 years ago, what she is doing here is leaning on the crux of her gender and trying to shift Bernie Sanders with it and we see her doing that. She is falling back on her gender. Who ran the dials on these things, upandcomer. Great style. The democratic primary viewers hated when these people attack each other. The dials go right down to the basement, so if they are not going to attack each other, theyre going to drag this thing out and they are not prepared. Also, they are not prepared, the two biggest desktops of the primary so far have been about race and gender. Kamala harris and joe biden. Donald trump will destroy the political identity, identity politics. They are not preparing themselves at all for a mano a mano matchup. Juan the democrats can argue, we dont want to go back to clown behavior, we go back to normal, where you can talk to your kids about the president greg that is why the democrats wanted Michael Avenatti. Think that doesnt require you to say, im going to call the nickname, fully. A lot of accomplishments to run on. Not just nicknames. Juan by the way, i think warren is falling in the polls. I dont think he is desperate, but you guys were saying, now they are fighting. She stole all her ideas, how original and strong is that, as a woman. Juan by the way, you are going toay from that . Greg he is a force to be reckoned with, you just roll right over their career, sorry. And i actually like Amy Klobuchar a lot. Jesse we know, you like tulsi gabbard, Amy Klobuchar. Juan now you like bernie. Greg up next, to make the character more inclusive . Our Retirement Plan with voya gives us confidence. Yeah, they help us with achievable steps along the way. So we can spend a bit now, knowing were prepared for the future. Surprise we renovated the guest room, so you can live with us. Oooh, well. Im good at my condo. Oh. I love her condo. Nana throws the best parties. Well planned, well invested, well protected. Voya. Be confident to and through retirement. Juan big controversy coming out of hollywood this week, there was outrage about the Oscar Nominations not being inclusive because many categories were dominated by men. I admire you a lot, mister . Bond. James bond. Juan there have been calls for the iconic franchise to include more diversity and while producers of the movie are open to the idea, there is one line they apparently are not willing to cross. I quote, he can be of any color, but he is male. I believe we should be creating new characters for women. A Strong Female characters. Im not particularly interested in taking a male character and having a woman play it. I think women are far more interesting than that. What do you think . That comes from a woman, barbara barclay, who is one half of the production. Right, barbaras father cubby. Jesse cubby . That is an awesome name. [laughter] her and her halfbrother are the team that have protected the bond franchise. Her father started it, they protected it and heres the headline, bond is a dude. Bond likes chicks. That is the end of it. Its not jane bond, not june bug bond. Its james bond. And sean connery is the best and really only james bond, but back to goldfinger. He is a trailblazer in terms of being comfortable in your masculinity. Baby blue romper with a zipper by the pool, boom. Juan boom, you like it. What do you think . Jesse i think greg has that outfit. Greg i do. Jesse i