billion people use facebook. half a billion people. [ applause ] >> we have the widest and deepest capital in the world. >> no offense, i don't play well the others. >> who are you? >> billionaire playboy philanthropist. >> start us off with zuckerberg. $16 million. more power to you. 900 million people on facebook. >> greg: he makes something that everybody uses. he makes toilet paper for the ego. imagine if you own the right to toilet paper, you'd be worth trillion dollars. it makes sense, so many people use it. look at accruing wealth the way you look at professional sports. we put great athletes on a pedestal. but we don't with people in business. he's professional athlete in business. he performed great feat. we should put them up on pedestal, not denigrate them for achieving. >> eric: some say $16 billion may be a pedestal. >> kimberly: this is what free market, capitalism is about. you can come to this country. if you're not weighed down with regulations you can do something an make money and create jobs. stimulate the economy versus people expecting hand-out. i have something against these people. i don't love facebook. it drives me nuts. but glad for the innovation, creativity. nothing against all three of them. >> eric: she makes a great point. innovation, creation, versus taxation. regulation. >> bob: i think you have to give him credit. i'd get someone else to be a spokesman but it's a genius idea and it works. i still don't understand the toilet paper. >> dana: scott or charmin. >> greg: yeah, my space is sandpaper. >> eric: let's talk about the other guys to make billion on facebook ipo. going to declare himself no longer citizen of the u.s. and move overseas. >> dana: he wasn't subtle about that. but he'll save $67 million. that is human nature. he earned it. if he wants to live in singapore, they don't allow gum chewing, or have spit on the street. sounds like a great place to be. >> bob: we are talking about a dude going to singapore. he is a traitor. >> greg: what? >> bob: a traitor. anybody who gives up their citizenship, dodge taxes in this country is a traitor. been a them from every business in the united states. >> greg: are the beatles traitors? rolling stones traitors? >> bob: what does vit to do with anything? >> greg: they left their country to avoid taxes. >> bob: i'm talking about united states of america. >> greg: so you're a patrio patriot. >> bob: if they give up the citizenship is a schmuck. i forget what his name is. >> eric: move to next one. jamie dimon got paid $2 million. he will get hit $23 million. he employs $260,000 people. has trillion dollars in asset under management. all power to you. >> eric: i understand he is a nice -- >> bob: i understand he is a nice guy according to you, which is not the only confirmation i would need. but he has been in washington spending millions of dollars. this guy is the same guy, the rules blocked and would have stopped the $2 billion in taxpayer funded supported bank. he should be out of a job. >> eric: there is no taxpayer money in j.p. morgan at all. >> bob: that's not true. >> eric: that is jp morgan chase. >> kimberly: wrong base. >> eric: it doesn't matter if dodd-frank was fully implemented if they did, the chinese wall between the investment bank and the regulatory bank, they could still lose $2 billion. >> bob: why is he sticking his nose -- >> eric: regulation costs money. >> dana: i don't know if it's they're trying to stop the regulation. he was in the lead. his peer allow him to be because he is popular, speaks well an representing them well. trying to help regulators not make the capital market situation worse. i'm not a huge fan of what they did last week and how they handleed it, but i think he is not -- i don't think they're spending money to stop rules. they are trying to participate to make it better. >> greg: the fact is liberal don't hate wealth. they hate anyone more special than they are. it's okay if you are liberal and make money in hollywood, that's okay. you know who is really, really a bad investment? drew berrymore. actress. for every dollar she is paid her films return average of 40 cents. people should be up in arms about that. >> bob: this guy threw a woman -- objective on wall street under the bus to get someone to lay blame. now he is walking around with $23 million. >> eric: $23 million. he didn't throw anyone under the bus. it happened under her watch. >> dana: he is the one that said the buck stops with me. >> greg: can we throw the braves under the bus. under the bus. >> dana: wait until one more thing for that. [ overtalk ] >> eric: you spend time on the network. jamie dimn, a stand-up guy. well respected in the industry. >> kimberly: he is an industry leader. a guy, if you research any of this throughout the business community, this man is revered. he is respected. looked favorably upon. the reason that the bank is doing so well, one of the reasons is because of his stewardship. he knows what he is doing and tried to get in front of the story. perhaps the message could have been better but nevertheless if you look at the book of jp morgan chase they are doing well. this is a small, min stule percent in terms of -- >> greg: $2 billion out of $186 billion. if it doesn't work, the free market, the great thing about it if you are not worth it, sooner or later you're done. >> dana: how is it different from mf global, jon corzine, the big democratic supporter? used to be the governor of new jersey. now they're under investigation for using -- actually, using customer money to make that. allegedly -- >> eric: allegedly broke the ball. everything i know about the company and jon corzine, mf global has define, they broke the law. >> greg: allegedly means definitely, right? >> eric: on t, yes. one more. quickly, robert downey junior is expected to get big payday for avengers. does he deserve $50 million? >> kimberly: this guy has been through tough times. bob, you should appreciate this. >> bob: i do. >> kimberly: he was down and out on his luck, getting arrested. no financial means available. multiple stints in rehab. happily married now. has a child, he just had another baby. doing fantastic. he has been box office gold. i love the success story. he is hardworking. i'm happy for him. >> dana: he was on the movie i saw on the airplane that i like. >> greg: one of his best ed.ies. >> bob: so many people in hollywood had addiction problems, it's all fluff. it's like what her name, that woman? what is her name? >> kimberly: lindsay lohan. >> bob: all right. this guy has been, as kimberly said, has been through hell and more. come back. he is a great, great, great steady for people who are alcoholics and addicts. look at his success. his movie, hit $50 million. best box office weekend of any movie. >> eric: if that is your litmus test, then jamie dimon -- >> greg: we are lauding him for overcoming addiction. how hard is it to overcome addiction when you're in hollywood and worth billions? you can go to the best rehab, not negligencely -- >> kimberly: but now. >> bob: it's very hard. >> eric: he has one more addiction you also have. you both have. >> bob: what is that? >> eric: liberalism. thank you. why do we hold people like steve jobs and mark zuckerberg and the guy from google, eric schmidt, why do we hold them on the pedestal yet bankers are evil and bad guys? >> greg: ideological. it is. if you are, it's republican bad, and you know, the cool buys good. that is where it comes from. there is politics of envy. it's not that you want what they have. you just don't want hem to vit. >> bob: bankerrers responsible for the recession. >> eric: a lot of evidence that points to chris dodd, barney frank -- >> bob: get out of here. it happened after that. >> eric: they want to get out of here but the new hipster. hipster is cool, right? >> kimberly: right. >> eric: hipsters can make money. >> dana: what a hipster? >> greg: just for saying that, you are a hipster. you are a rebellion beans rebillion. the ultimate hipster. >> bob: what is a hipster? >> greg: cool guy. >> dana: i thought it was underwear. >> greg: this will live forever. >> kimberly: i think they banned hipsters at victoria secret. >> dana: i think it should be cool. >> kimberly: ve an administration to be honest that doesn't think it's that cool unless they attend fancy fundraisers in hollywood. it's okay to get money from them. but if you get it from the banks -- >> bob: am i a hipster or not? [ overtalk ] >> eric: hipster, millenial, born between '75-'95 that grew up in the dot com era recognizes success. coming up, the white house literally rewrites history inserting barack obama's name in the bioof former president. greg has details next. please like our new facebook page. go to facebook.com/thefivefnc. back in a moment. ♪ ♪ we're america's natural gas and here's what we did today: supported nearly 3 million steady jobs across our country... ... scientists, technicians, engineers, machinists... ... adding nearly 400 billion dollars to our economy... we're at work providing power to almost a quarter of our homes and businesses... ... and giving us cleaner rides to work and school... and tomorrow, we could do even more. cleaner, domestic, abundant and creating jobs now. we're america's natural gas. the smarter power, today. learn more at anga.us. you walk into a conventional mattress store, it's really not about you. they say, "well, if you wanted a firm bed you can lie on one of those. if you want a soft bed you can lie on one of those." we provide the exact individualization that your body needs. wow, that feels really good! once you experience it, there's no going back. at the sleep number memorial day sale, save 40% on our innovative sleep number silver edition bed-for a limited time. only at the sleep number store, where queen mattresses start at just $699. ♪ ♪ >> greg: terrible song. if you go to official white house website you will find biographies of every president. some nun the obama camp felt there was something missing, greatness of their own leader. so they added to show how obama could improve on their work. after reagan there a bullet point that says, "in a june 28, 1985 speech, reagan called for a tax code. he did not have lower tax rate than his secretary. today obama calling for the same with the buffett rule." another calls for lyndon johnson ushering in medicare. and another with "don't ask, don't tell" and truman ending segregation. at this point let's put him next to mount rushmore next to george clooney and cast of "glee." anyway, obama reminds me -- he reminds me of a guy at work who signs the birthday card without chipping in for the gift. the roommate who grabs a slice of pizza when he didn't help the pals paint the den. he loves spreading the wealth but man he is a 1% erwith credit. once you get a taste you want it all. >> kimberly: too much. >> greg: are you route rage raged? >> kimberly: play around on wikipedia. this is self-promotional and narcissistic. this shows how inept the administration is. they don't get it. it's ridiculous. they have a messaging problem. i don't hit the helps them with their own base or independents. >> greg: there is a fly on the table that flew by me. this was obviously done by somebody else. you have to admit, it's funny. this is something to make fun of obama. me, me, me. >> bob: i would make fun of him except for the spider coming up your shoulder right now. i'll say this. i probably would not have done this if i were them. >> kimberly: exactly. >> bob: also that you didn't include in the ma monologue, which i understand your politics, they added on to grover cleveland, hoover, nixon, ford. now if you are going to just make a play for greatness, you probably would not have included those people in. somebody thought it was a good idea, it was not a good idea. the other thing they should have had was obama doubled the debt, reagan tripled it. >> greg: please. >> bob: oh, please, what? >> greg: oh, please, what? you are skirting the issue. >> eric: attritted to what? $200 billion? now $16 trillion. how is this, bob? no one has increased the national debt even close, no one is close to president obama, of which it increases. don't go there. you know what this is like? president reagan got shot, the as is nation attempt? i got this here. it's me. even though he was fourth in line in presidential chain of command. and when al gore said to wolf blitzer, i -- i invent -- i took the initiative to invent the internet. maybe not so right. all of them. >> greg: here is the thing. this is we have done this top ache couple of time how humorous "saturday night live" have problems grasping whatever they can about obama that makes people laugh. do you think they cover this? isn't this beautiful, beautiful, beautiful neat for their machine? >> dana: they did. bret baier on "special report" last night talked about it. he almost burst out laughing because there were really good funny things that ended up on twitter. rory cooper of heritage foundation found this doing research. wait a second, that doesn't sound right. i don't understand don't they realize that the white house academia is going to do this for them. the textbooks will be written and the greatness of president obama will be written. there were funny things, the republicans have a sense of humor. this is from the rnc. photographs you hadn't heard about yet. something that the white house has been working on. president obama signing the declaration of independence. another one. the moon landing, of course! that would be excellent. >> greg: he was there! >> dana: don't forget on a serious note, somebody at the white house has too much time on their hands. this is taxpayer money that pays for the salaries for people actually going back and doing this type of thing. you wonder why they can't do anything. >> bob: another serious note, this is -- obama does enjoy a great deal of people have a positive image of him. he is close, the arrogance thing that is grabbing hold. you've got to think through this. what republicans push about the line being arrogant. you don't feed the beast. you are a popular president. don't feed into this. >> kimberly: don't walk past the sale. freddie we know people like. this you work with people like this. it's not enough. they want acceptance and approval, they want love. >> kimberly: i'm looking at it. >> greg: looking at you. stop looking at me. coming up, the defense rests in the john edwards trial. closing arguments are next. kimberly got the legal angles covered among other things. and charles krauthammer's takedown of eric holder. if you leave now, blah, blah, blah, dana perino. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: the u.s. attorney general eric holder gets krauthammered, if you didn't dach o'reilly factor last night. holder and the investigation for topic of conversation. >> he is a political hack. the justice department is an important jobe. you are the supreme law enforcement initial the country. upholding the rule of law an the constitution. the case the justice department brought in texas against the voter i.d. laws they know they will lose it. why is he doing it? to gin up the issue and agitate the base, presumably the minority. second point, the arizona immigration case, they are going to lose that one, too. they know it. they bring it up for the hispanic vote. >> kimberly: i think i love him as much as dana perino. you don't usually agree. >> bob: i would like to invite charles to be honorary member of "the five." we talk about a story with him every day. first, he is wrong about texas. it has nothing to do with the indiana case. he is wrong about arizona. he is talking about the hack positions the attorney general has been political for a long time. if i could point out in the previous administration, this guy alberto gonzalez, counselor at the white house, goes to the sick bed of the attorneyien to get him to sign a cover up letter. >> dana: that is not true. >> bob: is it true. he was rewarded being attorney general. >> kimberly: incorrect. erroneous. >> bob: why didn't ashcroft sign it. knew it was a bad letter. >> dana: terrorist surveillance program. i'm not going to get -- that is not what happened. what krauthammer was saying the political friends put in places like h.u. d/b/a, h.h.s., places that you -- like the small business administration. or a place at the commerce department where they hand out business grants. that department should be abolished. or you could be ambassador. the department of justice eroded -- it was early on with the attorney enjoy eric holder. remember, when he had idea of bringing grit mow prisoners to new york. squashed by their own party. >> bob: that may be the most politicized position if you go back in history and look at it. for trouble in the administration because of attorneys general. >> dana: good point. >> bob: they put their friends in there to cover their butt. >> greg: he is the worst law enforcement officer than barney fife. thanks to holder i can say something never said before. i miss ramsey clark. you know what he is doing with sheriff arpaio, the lawsuit? this is a political, political man. we talk about the danger of drones. you couldn't build a better drone than eric holder. >> dana: they are a lot of things but they're not subtle. >> kimberly: eric bolling? >> bob: arpaio, talk about a drone. >> eric: go through the list. obama wins about holder is appointed attorney general. the two things they were focused on closing gitmo and bringing ksm back to new york city. neither one of those worked out for them, the wrong political position. fast and furious happens. there are issues like people involved with fast and furious are brought back to washington, d.c. keep a close eye on those who know more than they are talking. that could be clouded in conspiracy. mired in controversy. now joe arpaio, c'mon. give me one success of eric holder. >> kimberly: black panthers. oh, that didn't work either. >> bob: talk about -- >> eric: no, no. eric holder. >> bob: he is not getting all the favors they want. every justice department is very reluctant to turn over pape torres congress. this goes to every administration i know. >> eric: one positive outcome from the department of justice between n two-and-a-half years. name one. >> bob: i name one for you. the large number of people prosecuted for crossing the border illegally and sent back home. how is that? >> dana: highest number of deportation. that is something -- >> bob: thank you. >> kimberly: it's not department of justice. i take that back. and eric holder never met a document he didn't want to sit on and hide. that is transparent. coming up -- >> greg: can i have that document. >> kimberly: yes, you may. ladainiadana perino on "jeopard" how did she match up against kareem abdul jabbar? she will tell you up next. she has great behind the scenes stories to tell you. ♪ ♪ i'm bret bret in washington. the big story here is release of new fox polls on the presidential race. tonight we give you first look at the survey matching obama against romney. challenger is criticizing the president for what he calls extending borrowing inferno. the president bought lunch for congressional leaders today but republicans were not biting on president obama proposal to increase borrowing limit. syrian president thinks terrorism is to blame for surge in violence. the house republicans calling the administration subsidy of green energy company a failure. teams say the investment is necessary to keep america competitive. fair and balanced coverage. "special report" from washington starts at 6:00 eastern. now send it back to new york and colleagues at "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bob: getting near the end of the show so liberals are allowed to talk now. >> greg: a joke! i couldn't resist. >> bob: shut up. "wall