Paper your world and scissors your world. Cant wait. Lets welcome our guest. She goes to yoga to find her far left of center, jessica tarlof. His album is called tense and uncomfortable. Comedian paul hooper. If he calls your play over rated you have probably hit the big time. Author of razzle dazzle. The author of theater and columnist. Michael reidle. And he has per changed color. From the brilliant idiot pod cast. Lets start the show. On wednesday donald trump met with some of the most successful of the tech companies. Larry page of google and clippy of microsoft. The meeting began with trump telling everyone they were the opposite of losers. Well, i just want to thank everybody. This is a truly uh Amazing Group of people. I wont even tell you the hundreds of calls asking to come to this meeting. I want to add i am here to help you folks do well. You are doing well right now and i am honored by the bounce. They are talking about the bouncer. Everybody in this room has to like me at least a little bit. We will have that bounce continue. One Major Company not represented at the meeting is twitter. A senior ran session official told fox news, quote, they were not invited because they arent big enough. Thats the official line anyway. Politico is reporting that twitter was bounced in retribution for refusing during the campaign to allow an emoji version of the crooked hillary. It would have shown small bags of money being given away or stolen. Because you cant tell the difference between given away or stolen. Especially when it comes to hillary. Three different kinds of bags of money. Look, i missed that hillary hash tag. It just passed you by . Twitter isnt that big. They think they are really big. Donald trump lives off twitter. As a huge company. They dont make money. I dont know what the numbers are, but they are small. I want to say what i want to say even though i dont know why i am saying it. Have you ever seen an ad on twitter . I dont think so. Look, obviously he has a lovehate relationship with the platform. What did you think of the tech leaders. The only one was the he was the only guy who supported him so what do you think . I mean they looked happy today because it is an exciting thing and it is a new presidency and we should all get in line and be supportive and we want to make it through the next four years and make a lot of money and donald trump loves a lot of money. But everyone is pretty devastated in that room by the outcome and thats fair. I think it is great that they are doing this. Trump said they have to like him at least a little bit. Why . Because of his bounce. He was president ordering them to like him. Michael, he was saying they probably like me because their companies are worth more in value since he has been elected. There is no sight that cheers my heart more than a line of billionaires heading to eat humble pie at Donald Trumps table. I loved every minute of that and i just like the way he is being nice and being kind. But you know he is just going to tweet them into oblivion. I cant wait. The reason the twitter guy didnt go is because at one point he said if there is hate speech he would take the twitter away . It was in response to a question. He said would you take his away. He said he violated the terms like anybody. Why did they go . If they were so sad about this they didnt have to show up, right . This is like symbolic, right . It is a photo shoot for the 20 most unrelatable people in america. A Christmas Card for the recession proof. It is a photo op. Doesnt it show you. In all seriousness because when the masacre happened in San Bernadino he said they should go into encrypted accounts to get information. I think these guys are concerned if that is what the policy of the administration will be. They want to be involved in those conversations about getting into encrypted devices. Lets take a look. I want to see their faces. They didnt look to be the happiest bunch of people. You have to work it. Look at those three. Thats a perfectly shaped head. She is leaning in for this. She looks to be leaning back, jessica. And that is i am a billionaire. Schulz, what do you think of this meeting . And should they be excited about trump . When you are a billionaire it is nice not to talk to thousandaires. It is nice to be around billionaires and you can talk about things like nonconsensual sex. Thats a fun billionaire combo and everybody can relate. Even the girl who was on there she was like, yeah, sometimes i grab a joint. She is well behaved. Until she gets into that meeting. Donald trump may have been the poorest person in that room. Everybody in that room has more money than him. He has several billion dollars. So he says. Was everyone a billionaire in that room . Look at the tax returns. Too late finally i give up. Fair and balanced be gone. Welcome no recounted wisconsin for you. Dont ever feel pressure. Next season major league waitresses wont have to dress up. There will be an antihazing practice that covers the practice. The policy prohibits requiring or encouraging players to dress as women or wear costumes that is offensive based on race, sex, nags mall tee and gender identity. The Vice President of mlb said the new rules were drawn up in light of social media which in our view sort of unfortunately publicized a lot of the dressing up of the players. Not all costumes are banned. The rookies can be forced to be dressed up as batman and spiderman. Some current and former players are dismayed by the move. Seriously . I have to wear a customs outfit and wear it proudly because i was in the show. He looked at it as a badge of honor. People dont realize how bad this is. You dress them up as women toy mass skew late them. When you dress them in dresses it is worse. Things are going in once you stop dressing them up as women the mlb is personally responsible. Stay away from the batting cage. We either had to cut that one time or five times. You dress up as a woman all the time. Thats not funny because of the number of people who watch fox and think i am a tranny. Look it is a trans woman just to let you know. Really . Yes. A tranny is looked at as offensive. I apologize to my fellowance women. They are flirting with you. I never get it it. In real life i dont get it. I think they should not ban this and not because of the bus. I think it is funny and they are making fun of them. It is not like they are saying women are ugly. It is big duding with hairy chests. The mlb said it has to do with social media. He basically was saying im sorry we have to do this, but it was the idea that these photographs it was never meant to be such a public thing to go out. Is it a private hazing . I am all for the ban. I am not a big fan of teamwork at although. So i cant believe whether it is a Baseball Team orie ridge general or most families i feel like it is terrible rituals coming out. It is more proof. The damaged fraternities two men should be allowed to meet together. I am all for i mean, by the way their uniforms are dumber than the costumes i think. They are already in spandex. Charlies los angeles angels. A grown man shouldnt bewaring a womans dress. There is some infantile hazing thing they go through. He knew when he went through it that it was kind of supposed to be humiliating and silly. It was humiliating. For people who get into a fraternity they do that and they get through it. There is always a horror story. They end up getting really sick. Because they cant wear dresses. If fraternities would be allowed to dress people my friend was in a fraternity an et walk. Do you know what that is . No. An elephant walk is when you [bleep] and then you all walk. Do you know what show you are on . Thats real life. We are talking real issues. Glad i never joined a fraternity. I am saying put them in dresses so you dont have to walk around like elephants. We better move on to the next story. To less pressing matters it has been awhile since the earth was hit by a catastrophic fireball from the sky. 65 million years actually. According to a nasa scientist, we are due. These events, like the kind that wiped out the dinosaur happen every 50 or 60 years. When you are talking about things like dinosaur killers they are 50 and 60 years apart. You could say we are due. The guy looks like charles mann son. We are all due to be killed. We are unprepared to deal with a large asteroid or comet. I believe that is a photo composite. What we need is dr. Rocket that would deflect the giant rock heading our way. He suggests nasa build one now and thats if we care at all about saving humanity. Sounds like a good Infrastructure Project to me. It is a good thing for trump to be doing. It is something that could destroy the entire human race. We probably should prepare for it, right . Yes, i suppose so. But there are many things to lose sleep over, but an asteroid hitting me on the head is not one of them. He is not worried, but what do we do . Could this be something that would bring the world together . Maybe. But didnt mast saw step away from this but didnt nasa step away from this comment . He was not speaking on behalf of nasa. She saw what he looked like. I think they all looked like that. I watched the martian again and they looked great in that movie. Oh my god it is crazy. And they can live off their own poop. Did you say poopy . It is 3 00 a. M. , what are you thinking . Should we do something about this or do like the movie asteroid where we send out guys like bruce willis . Finally, finally. How do we stop it is not the question. How do we speed up the comment. What is there . Lets go. What about the what was the professors name again . What about the idea of preparing bunkers. You want to go underground. Thats the idea is that it ruins the atmosphere. Then the asteroid wins. I dont believe in letting that happen. First of all i dont believe in asteroids. You dont believe it exists . Everything is set up in space. That was a longtime ago when space was figuring itself out. Everybody found their lanes. You have one on the inside and one on the outside. We are going in circles. Everybody, lets go. It is a solid argument you will hear on this show. Coming up, College Kids Want to get rid of shakespear. See if the school will give them their pound of flesh. Thats the break. He has a sharp wit. A winning smile. And no chance of getting an athletic scholarship. And that is why you invest. The best returns arent just measured in dollars. Td ameritrade. Live from americas news headquarters, im Jackie Ibanez in new york. Evacuations from eastern aleppo are finally under way. The first to leave are wounded civilians and wounded fighters. Some are being escorted out. The evacuation was to have begun yesterday. It was delayed when new shelling broke out despite a ceasefire deal between the Government Forces and the rebels. Reports from aleppo indicates the final hours of fighting claimed many more victims including women and children. The rebels agreed to return control eastern aleppo after four years of battle. Closing arguments are set to begin in the trial of dylann roof. He is the man accused of gunning down 9 black parishioners in a South Carolina church last year. Roofs attorneys rested yesterday without calling any witnesses after the judge ruled they could not present evidence about roofs mental health. He is on trial for hate crimes and object struck of obstruction of religion. And late yesterday a School District near Colorado Springs voted to allow teachers and other staff to carry guns on campus. The move is aimed at protecting students. The hanover School District is not the first to do so. They have passed similar rules since the 2012 masacre where 20 children and six teachers are killed. The Senate ForeignRelations Committee plans to hold an open hearing to look moo the possibility that russia medalled with their president ial election. The hearing will be presided by bob corker and maryland ben cardon. Now back to red eye for all of your headlines, log on to foxnews. Com. You are watching the most powerful name in news fox newschannel. Have a great morning. A portrait of a dead guy has been hanging at the university of pennsylvania for years. Apparently he wrote some plays or something. The students recently took it down and dropped it in the office of the English Department chair. They replaced it with the photo of audrey lord, a black female writer. Lets look at some of their work. First him. He keeps his watch in every old mans eye and where care lodges sleep will never lie. Okay so no idea what that means. And now ms. Lord, caring for myself is not selfindulgence it is selfpress preservation and that is an act of political warfare. Thats something i can wrap my mind around. Students need to learn to be good to themselves. He said the students deciding to tear the poster down and replace it with one of their own came from their, quote, commitment to a more Inclusive Mission for the evening lish department add English Department adding we invite every to join us in the task of Critical Thinking and the changing nature of authorship and the political life of symbols. No idea what he means by that and then again i have trouble figuring out what the other white guy is saying. Michael, some old guy, you are probably familiar with him, right . I wish it would hit the college and all of the students who took his picture down is once again the nonsense of the pinko elite that run the university and into the heads of these kids and he deserves not a place anywhere on their campus. If they knew about him they would say he is by sexual and gay and if they mu that the picture if they mu that the picture would go back up. Thats how ignorant they are on this campus. Have you heard of this gay writer . He is my favorite gay writer. Supposedly it is dedicated to a young man. In the old days el at the present time. Elephant. Elephant. I want to go to you. He said pinkocomme. He supports this philosophy. Wouldnt you agree that this is where your folks have gone a little far with this kind of stuff. Totally. And we talked about this a lot. I dont understand the idea of rewriting history. You dont learn anything. You will have a generation who doesnt know important things like when they want to rename the Woodrow Wilson school. Have a conversation about it. Come to terms with it and talk about why racism is bad. Dont try to hide it. People are going to run into it. The real world doesnt work like that. What i would have liked to have seen these students do is put up a picture of the black author who i am forgetting her name. And so i dont know why you cant have both and you cant be part of the contribution these writers have made to literature. I absolutely dont understand it. I heard both of them and i dont need to understand it because he is boring. Do you think what is most telling to me is that the faculty came out and they just completely ago we a acquessed. He did say that. The administrator said look we are going to teach shakespear at the school. They are not kicking him out of the school. They just are ago we yesessing to the students taking him off the wall. I he will be fine. Do you agree . Take him down. He makes no sense. Im with you. The shakespear guy i was kidding. I am not. It was totally worth fighting a war against the evening lish so we dont evening lish so we dont speak like that. I know this is your thing, but we have to sopa. I am appalled. I will take you with me to henry power parts one and two and you will learn to like shakespear. You said a lot of numbers and i dont know what is going on. That is another shakespear problem. Get to the point. I meed simple, de i need simple, declarative sentences. Students of today dont believe there is anything there is no high art and low art. They dont believe elevating language. They have teachers who are morons at the university who dont let them appreciate art is art. To be or not to be. Just say be. To be or not to be. And if those kids read their shakespear they would know the things hot on campus like gender issues and gender policy. It is all in there. Coming up, a special half time with tvs andy levey and a new episode as the red eye pod cast is available. Hi, welcome back. Time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from tvs andy levey. Tom, you said you dont buy that twitter wasnt invited because they refuse to make the crooked hillary emoji that politic0 claims. He said he absolutely did not do that. He told msnbc that a lot of companies couldnt be invited. The conference table was only so big. Thats right. To me it is more if you look at the list of companies represented, apple, microsoft, amazon, they all make things or they sell products. Like thisy are different han twitter i think maybe thats what it was. No staff at twitter either. It is like five guys. He didnt invite anybody from tinder because he doesnt like americas culture and wants to make america date again. Shakespear over this. I thought about that before the show. I said i just shot of a really bad line and thats when i ran over. You said oh i am skipping that. You said it was a photo shoot with the 20 most relatable people in america. Tom shillue wasnt there. You suggested trump may have been the poorest person in that room. Poorest not the tim cook is worth a mere 785 million. He is not even a billionaire. I cant believe they let him in. He is not the richest. Y plan musk is 11. 5 billion. I should have voted for him for president. Major League Baseball says hazing cant involve dressing like a woman. Paul, you said you were all for this. Yes, the hazing idea is outdated. I am against teamwork more than i understand that. I think hazing is generally stupid, but it seems like one of the less offensive hazing things. I am not really offended by it. It brought up my hatred of teamwork. And then group meetings. Do you only watch tennis and stuff like that . I like individual sports. I am an only child. When people get together and they try to play together it upsets me. I am with you on that. I am a golfer. I am really surprised actually that you are a golfer. I am a republican. All right, i take it back. Jessica, you thought this ban was stupid and i thought it was interesting that they basically blame social media which to me sounds like they are saying they dont really have a problem with it. They just dont want it to be public and thats the problem. The whole thing was confusing. It didnt seem like there was that much backlash