Uses mac. The author of government gone wild kristen tate. And he is more nervous than hillary taking a polygraph, joe mackey. We are going with this. Thats the wore. Thats the worst. It is unibrow, sam morrell. And do you know how long it takes to drain a body of all of its blood . He does. It is the president of diligence llc, mike baker. Lets start the show. Donald trump has lost the literary vote. Hundreds of authors including steven king and david eggers signed a petition against the billionaire businessman. And who moves American Opinion like amy tan . The position title said the political candidate who appears to the moo violent element in society . Who encourages violence and demands immediate and forceful response . And what could be more forceful than a petition . Is this the ploat of my favorite is this the plot of my favorite thriller . Or do they think they wrote the book on trump . A heartbreaking staggering ignorance. If you ask me they are all members of the joy less club. We worked hard on those imrasks. You worked very hard. I feel like you should have got more pay back. When the graphic is more impressive than the joke, thats a good sign. Thats typically how you rate the joke is by the silence. Baker, do you think these authors will capture the American Voter . No. I love this story. When was the last time anybody read a stephen king book . Doesnt he crank them out . , since 1978. He still has a lot of fans. Yes and if they write a petition, thats terrific. A harshly worded memo, thats good. It will have no impact. At what point will people understand including the egghead tacticians who claim to understand the political system in this country. I dont understand when they will figure out this is a completely new day. The old crap doesnt matter. We are dealing with a different metric we havent figured out. Both in terms of trump and hillary who is under a serious fbi investigation and that doesnt seem to care. Nobody seems to matter. Is it a new time . Are these writers . Are they going to have any influence, kristen . When i am deciding who to vote for, i always consult with dave egner. Seriously. He wrote a great book. No one reads books anymore so i really think that no one is shaking in their boots because dave egner signed a letter. I think this letter is so hipocritical. They are calling out trump for being intolerant of those who decent. At the highest level you can seat irs targeted conservatives who didnt align with the obama agenda. And now you have obama threatening to pull funding with schools who dont align with the transgender agenda. The letter is hipocritical and it is a moot point because nobody reads books. You sound like somebody who just wrote a book. Besides my book everybody should buy government gone wild. Is that the government says they are [bleep]. Sam or is it joe . I dont know. That was hurtful. Sam, what do you think of dave egners . I havent read any other stuff. The Joy Luck Club . The people who oppose trump are more sophisticated. Who is the Trump Supporters. Mike tyson and dennis rodman. If Jerry Sandusky were to come out and say who he was voting for we know who he would vote for, joe mackey. What do you think . Would sandusky vote for you . He is a felon and he cant vote. Moot point. I tell you what, this wont work because they always say the pen is mightier than the sword. But that was said by people who have swords because they can kill people because their opponents have pens. It was a bril yept only brilliant analogy. You say they will not have any influence, correct . Probably not. The people who have influence are the people that have wardrobe malfunctions. Exactly. We will talk about that later in the show. Meanwhile, trump was dealing with nonliterary dissenters in albuquerque. Isnt that nice . Get him out of here. Go home to mommy. He cant get a date so he is doing this instead. Get out of here. Ing still wearing diapers. Later trump talked about Hillary Clintons tone. I will never say, this but she screams and it drives me crazy. I didnt say it. He didnt say it it. Trump continued. I didnt i didnt say. And she says and donald trump is a terrible person interest. Some polls say trump is not doing well with women, but trump disagrees. I think i am doing really well with women, but what do i know . I want to set records with women and not with men. The hell with the men, right . The hell with the men he believed it so strongly that it is now his campaign slogan. Kristen, look, you are a woman. Is trump doing well with you and do you think he will do well with the rest of the women . Relatively speaking, yes. He is doing better with women in the polls as he goes along. We all love trumps bulldog attitude. Men and women like that. I love how he responded to the protesters. Thats why we all like trump. You noy what really makes me mad about the protesters . What . They are not protesters. They are riots. They were lighting fights and throwing rocks. The media calls them protesters and lets call them what they are. They are rioters. If they were doing this at a hillary rally they would be called terrorists. I love trumps response. Trump is funny. You guys are comedians. What do you think of trumps humor . I tell you what, tom, he cant get a date. Thats over the line. A lot of people cant get dates that are decent and hardworking people. Comedians. You are on my list too. There are a lot of protesters rioters say this is trumps fault. Why would you go to something where you dont like the guy and then blame him . You only have yourself to blame. I am getting sick of we are in the clubs all the time. The election is not even here and i am sick of it. It is that impression and hated im imrants and immigrants and then hated a really hot immigrant. I cant figure out where sam is on the political spectrum. Im all over the place and thats why you need me. You need someone like me. He is a truth teller. It is true that when they talk about the trump rallies they act as if trump is causing the violence. It is the agitators that is calling the violence. Absolutely. Again there is not going to be anything that we are going to say when wes. It well change the dynamic of the i think we have lowered the bar so far in our political expectations that nothing matters. No logical conversation about what is taking place or the qualities or the experience of any of the candidates is going to have any impact. It is like the train left and we are on a circus freak show. I am talking about all of them. And something has happened over the past several years that lead to this point. It is inevitable. We lowered the bar so far that this is what we accept as okay. It is not okay. We are talking the leader of the free world. The next person that steps in the oval office after the screen door hits obama in the backside will be facing more crisis overseas than we have seen in a longtime. We have reduced it to a sideshow. I agree. It is obamas fault. Bernie sanders is going to disneyland to insult disneyland. Speaking of anaheim, the human version of droopy dog laid into disney. Let me start off and be very blunt. We are here in anaheim and Everybody Knows the Major Economic force here in anaheim is the disney corporation. Anybody here work for disney . [applause]. Anybody here making a living wage from disney . No thats what we are talking about in a rigged economy. He went there. Disney posted billions in profits, but bernie tell us what the workers get. Disney pays its workers wages that are so low. How low are they . So low that many of them are forced to live in motels because they cant afford a decent place to live. Oh, i thought it was going to be a joke. I thought it was going to be disney pays workers so low that they had to layoff all nonessential dancing silverware. A spokesman responded to bernie ease a to bernies rant. That was the actual response from disney. Disney pointed out they generate 5. 7 billion for the local economy and added 11,000 jobs over the past decade. You cant argue with them numbers, right, sam . This is great numbers. Can you imagine if walt disney were alive to see this today . He would say i really dont like that guy. I cant put moo my finger i cant put my finger on what it is, but i dont like that guy. He calls them the disney corporation. I like bernie. I can relate to bernie. When i argue with my girlfriend i feel like bernie arguing with hillary. Like i dont have a shot, but i want to get my idea out there. How can anyone hate disney . Leave it on a socialist to throw a het blanket on the happiest place in america. Thats what they love to do. Like the other week he was saying all of these bad things about walmart. Wall mar has done more for poor people than Bernie Sanders and mother theresa. I think it is hilarious how he calls disney the disney corporation. We know they are so evil. I mean, it is you know what, trump is actually playing with a lot of the bernie resentment as well. He went wild on carrie. Do you think trump will do this better intoe routine . I dont think he will. To some degree they are playing the same level of the dissatisfaction of what is out there. What a huge pile of horse [bleep] that sanders is spinning. Here is a guy who never had a job and going into his late 30s and early 40s. Sucking up the government as we talked about it and referred to the government earlier. Doing that and suckg on that. I will hear about that at half time. The point being is we have a guy that doesnt under what it takes to create a job to make payroll and he wants to get out there and piss on a company that is providing all of those jobs in that county . How do people fall for this crap . They have experiments around the world including now in venezuela where it has fallen into the toilet and people are buying it and believing what he is saying. Thats it. People are angry and i dont think they understand the politics of it. What do you think . I thought it was interesting. Bernie sanders mentioned statistics of workers being brought in to replace workers in florida and be with the wages the employees are paid. She said you need to get your facts straight, but then brought up fcts facts that were different facts. It wasnt what bernie was talking about. Thats like someone saying joe mackey is a great comedian and they say i disagree. He is a great dancer. He is a tender lover. Has anyone ever said those things . Well fights break out at comedy shows all the time. Moving on, if Hillary Clinton took up swimming or scrap booking would we like her more this she has a few vulnerabilities, the email thing and libya and she has no hobbies. David brooks thinks the reason people are not fond of her because she doesnt seem to have a life outside of politics. He writes, can you tell me what Hillary Clinton does for fun . We know what obama does, golf, basketball, et cetera. When people talk about clinton they talk about it in professional terms. She seems calculated and goal oriented and distrustful. Thats not the hillary i noy. And brooke says it is hard from the outside to have a sense of her as a person. She is a roll. Bottom line, she needs extracurriculars to pad her white house application. Then again she could just wait until after the white house to pick up a hobby. It has been done before. He is a good painter, isnt he . He is a good painter. David brooks is an insightful man. You read the times cover to cover every day. Read the new york times, Financial Times and wall street journal and you have yourself covered. Thats how you get enough information from the various sides to have a well informed opinion. What if we just want to watch bar rescue . Thats the other option. Now i understand why she is so unlikeable. She works too hard. Thats it. She never takes a break. She works too hard. We dont understand it. We spend all of our time [bleep] and with our hobbies. We dont get her because she works too hard. You probably read david brooks. Does he do right wing for you, kristen . Who is david brooks . You dont need him. Forget about it. Do you think hillary needs a hobby . David brooks, he is on meet the press all the time. Well, anyways, if hillary took up knitting tomorrow would that make you vote for her . I dont think so. They dont hate her because she does president have a hobby. They hate her because she doesnt have a soul. All she does is cares about being president and is power hungry and is unlikeable. She is like a scorned vial old woman. People would like bill clinton. He would play a sacks saxaphone and people dont like hillary. I dont think picking up a couple of of playing needles mean anything. Thats a hobby. And he was likable. Maybe she can crow crochet it. He is up there and i cant believe i made it this far. She wants to win so badly. I lost to a community organizer. What is going on . Maybe she does have hobbies. Maybe her advisors are like, we cant get you maybe she is into vaibing and steven saw gal movies. You are into those things. If i found out she likes star wars books. There are good books. When they made a new one, this will turn into a disney show. Disney took over and said they are not part of the universe anymore. Hillary recently introduced a new slogan. Stronger together. On mondays show we came up with a few other possible slogans and asked you to come up with your own called slogans for hillary. Next morning that was the number one trending topic on twitter. Here are the favorite slogans from red eye fans. From nathan, elect me so i can pardon myself. From static, position may vary. From stubbornly me, i am a phony, but i am a woman, but dont judge me like a man. And from trump core. Make myself great on you gn. Thanks toen who parts paided. Participated. We put this up to hell with the men. He thought of that himself. If you have any other suggestions send them to us on twitter with slogan for trump or face it on the facebook page. We will read the rest tomorrow. Here is the rest of the hillary slogan. It is from red eye fans. Live from americas news headquarters im Jackie Ibanez. Donald Trump Supporters faceoff with supporters again. This time in anaheim, california where the president ial nominee held a rally yesterday. Unlike tuesdays clashes in allah customer key, new mexico the latest demonstration was less violent. Outside the rally the demonstrators held up signs reading migration is beautiful. The crowd grew rowdy when the Trump Supporters came out. The cops dressed in riot gear managed to calm things down. Near topeka, kansas a tornado barreled through their town. They combed the scene searching for possible injuries. None were reported so far and forecasters warn more severe storms could be coming soon. The United Autoworkers Union is endorsing Hillary Clinton for president. They say clinton, quote, understands our issues on trade and supports american workers, their families and the communities. At the same time, the union criticizes Republican Donald Trump for proposing to move uaw jobs to nonunion and lowering paying states to compete with mexican wages. The Transportation Security Administration will add jobs and it will help the increasing lines that caused passengers to miss flights even before the busy Summer Travel season. Most of the screeners will be sent to the nations busiest airport. Another kudo to john glenn. Ohio lawmakers are naming the air after the u. S. Senator. Glen who is now 94 is the last survivor of nasas famed mercury 7 crew. Now back to red eye for all of your headlines. Log on to fox news. Com. Katie courics new documentary is under the gun. You ma i not be surprised about the p oi nt of view on guns and you ma i be impressed with her technique. Lets look at how she schools the advocates on background checks. Let me ask you another question. If there are no background checks for the gun purchasers how do you prevent felons or terrorists from purchasing a gun . Oh my. That 10 seconds of silence speaks volumes about howdy accept tiff how deceptive katie couric is. That moment never happened. It sound like a great theme park, but it is a website. Lets listen and see how long it takes to get an answer. How do you prevent felons or terrorists from walking into a licensed gun dealer and purchasing a gun . If you are not in jail you should still have it. If you are a terrorist or felon . If you have done time, you should have your rights. The fact is we do have statute outs at the federal and state level that prohibit classes of people from being in possession of firearms. As you can hear these people are falling over each other to get their answers. In fact, they wouldnt shut up. There is four minutes of back and fourth forth before she could ask her next question. You should know by now that documentaries are not news. They are propaganda. It is more like a place to enter with a closed mind. It is like college. Backer, why lie . Why create that . She has plenty of time to make her point. Anyone who wants to own a weapon is an idiot. They are not smart enough to know how the world should work from the elite point of view. It doesnt surprise mooy at all. Hopefully it doesnt surprise people this is how they get cobbled together. I think my voice went all the time. You walk around and go to the firing range. It is the happiest place on earth you unlike disney. I was going to make a joke about a tiny arsenal and his penis and then i realize he has a gun. And i am not afraid to use it and by that i mean my penis. Do you want to jump in on all of this talk . Katie couric is an old lady who used to have a morning show. She used to be on tv in the 60s. She was married to david brooks. The most surprising thing about the story is that katie couric is still on tv. I did not know that are we really surprised liberal katie couric edited it deceitfully . She has a rep to protect. Why would she do it . She was a bribe brail and thats what liberals do. Good for them for bringing their own recording device and calling her out on this deceitful editing. Joe, would you sit down with someone like katie couric . I would sit down and have a conversation. Ill bring my recorder as well. You could have had fun with the first dancer. The second answer we didnt get to was what law has prevented people from committing crimes and lots of laws have done that. I would murder people who didnt clean up after their dog if i was allowed to. Yeah, but you respect the law. You are a law abiding citizen. I love america. Joe should murder his stylist or get him a shirt that matches his skin color. I didnt know he had a stylist like you. What would red eye be without half time with tvs andy levy. Thankfully we wont find out. Welcome