Back to you, tom. Andy, yeah. Lets welcome our guest. Her accent is thicker than your arteries on the paula deen diet. Fox business contributor dagin mcdowell. And she is the author of black market billions. Dont even try telling her your clutch is not fendi. And he is harrier than arm pits at lilithfare. Sam morrell. Lets start the show. Ted cruz wants to be the leader of the free world and the rest of the world as well. Video of a teenage ted cruz popped up this weekend. The 18yearold was asked if he has any as separation aspirations in life. Aspiration, is that like sweat on my butt . You jokster, ted. It is not sweat on your butt. You know what we mean. Oh, what i want to do in life. My aspiration is to i dont know be in a [bleep] film like that guy that played horatio. You know in malibu beach bikini shop . Other than that, take over the world. World domination. Rule everything, rich, powerful, that kind of stuff. Those are lofty aspirations. Wonder what his dad thinks of them. Do you think he will rule the world one day . I hope not. I wonder what star reporter was able to is a the tough questions. I am jesse waters. It is his world. Dagin, look, people put this online and said look at ted cruz, a young ted cruz. He wanted to dominate the world. Was he just having fun, ted cruz . Yes, and i deeply appreciate that he knows about malibu bikini beach shop because i loved hard bodies and hot dog the movie and scott baios zapped from the 80s. I never could have hit that in the 80s when i was in high school. I was a loser with bushy eyebrows and a bad attitude and an homage in my room to stanley could you Stanley Kubrick so no man could touch me. You could not have mated with ted cruz . No. He is skinnier than me. He has the guts to say that while attending an to a baptist high school. He looks like a young joe mackey. He has the open shirt. Everybody said he was a dweeb and a dork. He sounds fun and he is joking around. Is that like a porno or something. Do you know the film he was talking about . I did alt i did a Little Research on the movie, but it was before most women had fake breasts, and they were like jiggle movies where the women were topless. It is like a beach farce where like hot dog the movie oh my top flew off. Porkys would be the grandfather. Like fast times at ridgemont high. No, not that involved. It is oh i am running down the beach and my top flew off. It sounds like how a canadian would describe porn. I dont trust it. I think he refers to the money shot as the maple syrup shot. Can we keep that in . I think trump will use that in an advertisement against ted cruz. I know you dont know about these kind of i dont, but if somebody recorded my aspirations at 18 years oiled wouldnt want them on film. What were your aspirations . I wanted to be a roady for quiet riot and i wanted to spend my days in the mall. One of those things came true. Really . I spend all day in the mall. You were a proponent of metal health . Oh yes. I need to show you me with a tape of quiet riot at eight years ole. Did you have one of those masks . No, but the drummer is now tweeting at me. We are happening out in l. A. Good thing it is not the lead singer because he is dead. He is. He has passed away. Lets take a dark turn. Thanks for the pick me up. We had a great talk about it. When i saw. It looked like ted cruz, but a different version. It looks like the ted cruz i know ate that guy at one point in time. He looks like he is cooler than you would have thought, but he was cool for a greece movie. Cool for a grease movie. He was like greg brady cool. If he achieves World Domination can he do something about his dads teeth . Dont make fun of preachers because youll get struck by lightning. He is a tough guy and a good man. It is the final stretch before the Iowa Caucuses and polls show Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders sanders are neck and neck. You no late on monday night clinton is set to make a major announcement from des moines. Lets listen in. There must beacons be consequences let me see if i can get some water here. You do talk a lot in this campaign. Excuse me one second here. I have one. We will get back to her when shes ready. Lenadunham wants them to stop calling them frumpw. Here is the girl star in a new interview. The way Hillary Clinton has been talked about in the media is gendered and rabidlly it is either the adjectives that are used to describe the clothing. We have to do a full reexamination. We want to make a list that we hand to the Media Outlets that says these are the words you cant use when describing a female candidate. Shrill, inaccessible, difficult, from frumpy, plastic. If we were allowed to talk about male candidates like that, i would have a [bleep] field day. She is not shrill and inaccessible. Will you release the pages of the transcripts of Goldman Sachs . There is a lot of controversey. Secretary. I guess sometimes she is inaccessible. Very rarely. Can we replay something lena said. There are a list of words that if we were allowed to talk about male candidates like that i would have a [pleep] field day. Instead they use words like this. Human turd, cheetoe dusted bloviator. Deflated football. Melting businessman. These are all words that part of the Gawker Network used to describe a certain gop candidate. There is more and i wish we had time for them all. Pond scum and bag of toxic sludge and empty popcorn bag rotting in the sun. Hair plug with rancid egg whites. I dont know why jess jessible had to be so hard. People at home think we made that up for a laugh. Those are actual terms. They said lets take a look at all of the things we have called donald trump this year. I didnt make up one of those. And lenadunhams words are actually sexist. A woman is so sensitive that you cant handle being called inaccessible or maybe shrill. If you are shrill you get called shrill. It is gender bias. That is utterly ridiculous. All of those words are a review of the stupid show she made. I was going to say she is describing herself. It describes lena done ham as herself. I am not a fan and nor am i a fan of Hillary Clinton. We also forgot a word used to describe donald trump which is blow hard. It is not just jesibbelle, but it is Huffington Post and major Media Outlets. I thought i would list jessibelle because it was the most creative. It is fun names if you want to attack trump. I feel like both women are yelling at me. Getting a little gendered in here. Lena makes good points. There is an article saying when she is crying she is weak. When she is authoritative people think she is bossy. When she laughs people think she is Jack Nicholson in batman. I dont know who calls her frumpy . In 1996 when she was on the campaign trail. Everybody called her that because of her pant suit. In 1996 i was eight years old and i wouldnt have called her frumpy. You pick on their fashion sense. Is it fair and i think she wants to what do you think of her idea of giving a list to the media and saying you cant use these words. Sure. Why should lena be allowed to pick. The person the woman who has really gotten it really bad over the last week has been sarah palin. They will never defend her because she is a conservative. You can make fun of her. But if you call Hillary Clinton a liar you are being gendered or sexist. It is true. This week has been a field day for care ray palin and carly has not gotten away scott free, carly fiorina. Well because conservative women in the fair game and the liberal is not. Why not criticize a woman if the dont agree with her policy. You know, the New York Times did report that lena said quietly she had a problem with the way women were treated who bill clinton had relations with. Then she denied. It bill is open game. She was part and parcel to basically destroy the lives of the women. I get it. No one wants to incorporate that when you are talking about it. People are slinging things right and left of each other. Does donald trump insult people . Oh yeah. I have had it up to here with raped paul. I have had it up to here with rand paul. What if anything you knew about the earth and the alleged roundness was not true. Rapper b. O. B. Suggests the earth is flat. He posted a long series of tweets and the evidence can only be prescribed as persuasive. Time lapse stars form perfect circles. And later no matter how high in elevation you are the horizon is always high level. Sorry, cadets. Dont apologize for speaking the truth. Finally they tried the science plain. But he said why cant the curvature be measured anywhere in nature. Why does only nasa have photos of the curve. Are you a mason . He refused to answer any perfectly reasonable situations. I think mike tyson would know this better. You know where it lost me . Gram knee nominated rapper. I didnt see scientist. I am guessing he is not kicking it with an astro physicist. He has done the research. He takes it to the lab. The Mainstream Media is having a field day and picking on him. You know, you have to present the facts, but you have to believe him. He said show me the space photos that are controlled by nasa. Black helicopters flying overhead and you better duck. Look, b. O. B. Said dont bliebdly blindly believe him. Just like with the vaccines. I did my own research. I tweeted at scott kelly who is in the spacestation saying hi, sir, i know you are up there. Can you just tell us if a horse is round or flat . I am still waiting to hear back. Now i am having to ask the questions even though i have a graduate degree. We know the world is round. Why . I want to see him in 3d. They say everything is a conspiracy. By the way how long does a take for a tweet to make it to the moon . The world probably is round. I am not going to be convinced by this rapper, bob. I did research on this. He is not going to convince this unless he puts it over a hot beat. Jew you have to meet him at his rapper level. And this guy is a hip hop guy. He never said he had a phd. They are able to ask questions. I am qualified. I listen to rap the way it was meant to be listened to. So he is just saying. And do he is asking questions. He said dont just take my word for it. Do the research. Coming up, is anybody willing to fight for the rights of men these days . See who is taking up the worthy cause after the break. Live from americas news headquarters, im kelly wright. Good morning. The blizzard that slammed a large part of the eastern u. S. Is being blamed for 42 deaths. Many areas are still digging out. Schools are closed for a second straight day as well as federal offices in washington. The airlines are still struggling. More than 13,000 flights were canceled due to the blizzard. But the trains bringing commuters to new york city are back up and running. An intense manhunt is underway for prisoners in a county jail. All three were waiting trials on felony charges. They were crawling through plumbing tunnels and climbing down a rope made from sheet. Security experts say they have some help. Oil is dragging down the asian market c. The nikkei index and hong kongs hang seng down 2 and the composite losing 6 . A houston grand juries indict abortion activists. They face tampering with a governmental record. The charges are in ex c with covertly shot videos that allege planned parenthood sold fetal tissue. A drop in enrollment and they are confirming 13 Million People are expected to buy policies through the online obamacare changes. They added it to the Drinking Water in flipt. The water is tainted with lead. They prefer a federal probe. Thats a look at news this hour. Im kelly wright. Now back to red eye. Oh yes it is ladies night and the feeling is wrong. How do you like that opener . I grabbed him. In a terribly ironic twist they are suing women using civil rights legislation designed to help those women. The newsletter must have got lost in the mail. They are using the unra act to enrich themselves. They sued seven san diego nightclubs foreladies nights and they nabbed a settlement. They got 12,000 from the san diego repratory theater for selling half price tickets to women and dinged the oakland as forgiving out hats to mothers on mothers day. They complained about the men who filed the petty lawsuits as they should. They are ridiculous and without merit. Of course they are trolls. But they are doing effective trolling. Is it bad to you to sue people forgiving free hats to moms . I hope not. Either way i support this will. I support them. Now give me my polka dotted hat. I read that wrong. Give me my polka dotted sun hat. Not sun hat. I wrote it. I should know when they say sun hats dont i deserve a sun hat if i go to go with the ladies at the ballpark . And you deserve cramps and bloating and uncontrollable fits of rage each month. Let me come to your house and go hey baby, hey baby, can i smack you on your ass alt bit . Thats what we put up with every day. Thats what we put up with every day. Wait a minute, you paid your dues and you deserve your special half price drinks at the bar . There is never going to be a quality. You will never know what it is like to be a woman. We deserve a flipping sun sat. Sun hat. We are not married over the age of 50 if we have a few liver spots and cant go to a dermatologist every six weeks. Men are not getting laid if they have liver spots. They can be covered. It looks like david bowie in the hunger before he kicks it. Have you been to saint barts . Did you see the men getting laid . They are not attractive with the beautiful women next to them. What to my poin that what to my point . I dont get the ladies night thing. Thats a thing that women dont go to. I have been to ladies night. It is 1 for woman women. They are trying to get women in the bar for men. It doesnt work. I agree. It is basically a commentary on the legislation and how stupid it is. Why not . Why shouldnt these men take advantage of the miss wording that has been there. When was the legislation passed . That was the point. It is either okay to discriminate and it is not okay. They pass these laws and they wont say you can only discriminate against men. And then there is no discrimination according to gender. The mens rights it is the movement or whatever they call themselves. They mirror everything wrong with feck niche. With feminism. It is great to see the feminists try to deal with that. They expose what is so ridiculous about you. They should have ladies nights and nobody should be suing. But if they and i i am not saying it is a mens right issue. All of these bits of legislation dont solve the problem. I think thats what the men ease Rights Organization is trying to. Out. They are raking it in with the settlements, but want to know the ridiculousness of this. They can make money off dumb legislation. It doesnt have to do with gender. They are using gender as a platform to point out how stupid the legislation is. There is a white male genocide movement on the internet. They believe white men are being put down and destroyed by women. When women start making more than men lets revisit. So women are dying as men do and i mean they have legitimate drips. If you bring up cat calling and biology this is not an apples to apples comparison. What they are talking about is the Movement Online of the men who have no legitimate reason why. They are they may be right. Cramps are worse than dying at an early age. Thats not what i said. Thats not what i said have you enjoyed the show, but needed more sexy Sorority Girls . We will be fixing that shortly. Welcome back. Time to find out what we got wrong and what we may have missed. I feel like i havent been here in a longtime. You havent been here in a longtime. Where were . U. West coast and the storm and cooperate get back. Crazy. We are all glad youre back. Thanks. Video of ted cruz all while attending a baptist high school. The person who up loaded it said it was given to him by one of cruzs classmates who didnt want to be identified because it was a small class and they didnt want to support it. Again you dont want to fall down. Fair point. Here is the deal. You have your 24 7, 365 porn. We dont have that growing up. We had a we had to watch teen breast films like hot dog the movie. I respect your creativity and the point spread was better to navigate. The memories were better in the 80s, baby. I would hear stories and they would give them a map too. Those were good movies and they taught entrepreneurialism. There was always guy opening up some kind of a ski lodge. The dialogue was definitely better. Sam, it is possible to have him look like that. That was the point. One this three people is a dentist in cuba. Thats true. Maybe it should have been better. I dont think thats true. It is one in three. Maybe at gitmo. Is it safe . Is it safe . Thats old video. Raveraphael cruzs teeth look great. Can we agree if this video is supposed to be some sort of attack it is really dumb. It makes me like them. It makes me get a wedgie. It explains the plaid shirts. He is still wearing them on the campaign trail. They are a slightly different size. Times two. He said why all of the hate . Why you gotta hate . Why do i hate lenadunham. You dont get it. I think i am from a different generation. I hate her because i look like that and you will never get that much action she does in the show looking like that. I did and i was slownly. Here is a list of words you shouldnt use to describe your female candidate. She said you cant. These are the words i would say you cant use. I think we are allowed to do that. One of the words he didnt say we were allowed to use was egypt. Thats okay. If you are keeping score at home you cant make fun of the pant suits. Feminism is very convenient. If you can attend Margaret Thatcher and anyone on the right, they are fair game. And it is true with like grabbing conservatives as well. At least some of the words that you noted were used by jessibelle to describe trump. Not all of the men. Some. They say the earth is flat. Bob lost when he was described as a rapper and not a scientist. I am hurt by that. He said you did your own research and you tweeted at scott kelly and you are still waiting to hear back. The cell phone was over there. It is like the spacestation isnt real. He was tweeting pictures of the storm from space. Dave, you said the world probably is round. Probably not in a sim ma simulation that started an hour ago. I argued with people and it was frustrating. How much time do you have . It is not enough time to wash that sweater though. This is all right. What i was