Computer war. She nicknamed her the black dalia, joanne nosuchunsky. And he is my third favorite producer. Tv, writer, producer and founder of ricochet. Com, rob long. Her tv show is garbage time. Garbage time. Sorry about that show. Sorry about that pause. It is katie nolan. And the only thing lower than his voice or standard, next to me is comedian and host of the pod cast we know nothing sam morrell. Lets start the show. Ben carsons back. On thursday the retired neurosurgeon asked a group of kids who the worst student in their class was and they pointed to a fifth grader. The funnysad moment came during a Campaign Rally in cedar rapids, iowa including students from a nearby school. Take a look. As a fifth Grade Student i was a horrible student. Anybody here in the fifth grade . Who is the worst student . No. Well, let me tell you notice the kid in the glasses , tie and vest has no problem outing his lower achieving classmate. Carson went on to explain that he too was the once student in his class before turning around his academic career. Later carson met with the bad student. You are going to be a neurosurgeon. Wait a minute. We are supposed to blur his face. Can we play that again . You are going to be a neurosurgeon, okay . You do that too, okay . We dont want to embarrass anyone. I dont know. I want to know what kid i dont want as my neurosurgeon. I want to know his face so if i ever need is a neurosurgeon in 20 years it is not that kid. You will probably be dead. He might be a great neurosurgeon like dr. Ben carson who was a bad student. If i have a choice between pinky and the brain i pick the brain. Forgive me. It is a great story and he wanted to share it with the students. I think it is inspiring. Yeah, it is inspiring. Does the kid point to himself or did he discover at that moment he is the moron in the class . Wait, me . Is he pointing to somebody else . What about her . We missed the drama. It was rather unanimous. That kid pointed, but every kid looked in the direction. They knew he was a bad student. Maybe he is a troublemaker. Katie, welcome to the show. Thanks for having me. I dont think it is carsons fault. It is the cameramans fault. He zoomed in on him. Thats a weird choice to zoom in and then know you have to blur it out lately. Producer probably hate him. If ben carson told me i would grow up to be like ben carson i would turn my academic career around immediately. I thought he inspires you. You should see when he is talking to him, you are going to grow up to be just like me and the kid is like, not a good the kid does president like school. And he is thinking i have to apply myself now. He is a goof off and he likes it. It pays to i was a goof off. It pays. You get to do red eye. Sam, why dont we go to you. You were a troubled youth, were you not . I still am. What they didnt show is after this ben carson went to make a wish and said who has the least time left . They all pointed to his campaign. Saved it. Saved it. It was a joke, tom. You dont analyze the material. I feel bad for kids. We tell kids they can be whatever they want and then we dont give them the odds. If i have a kid i will be honest. Daddy, can i play in the nba . Look, staw statistically it is possible, but look at this chart. I factored in your size and race and it does president doesnt look good. Are you a tiny jew. I will be honest. He can grow taller. I am 63 and you have to be like 610. Joanne, what do you think . Dr. Carson is an inspiration. Any kid can grow up to be a president and a neurosurgeon. Definitely. It is like with the lottery. Somebody has to win. It might as well be me. We are missing the point of it. Why is this one kid not doing well . Common core. Ben carson had a wonderful opportunity to talk about education and to blast common core for the fact that not every student learns the same way, and yet he completely missed that opportunity by talking about himself. He blew it. Trump would not have let that one go. Heck no. Lessons learned. In other Campaign News donald trump posted a new Instagram Video. It is very subtle. Womens rights are human rights and human rights are womens rights once is for all. Lets keep fighting for opportunity and dignity. They end the same way. Katie, i thought that was an effective ad. I dont know if it did anything for me. There is a picture of her standing next to bill cosby. Does that mean bill cosby is her fault . If you can get in trouble for the people you stand next to, you should move your chair away from me. It is a picture of her next to bill cosby. But she didnt do anything. She stood next to him and didnt do anything. She let it happen. Oh yeah, it is all hillarys fault. It is not about bill cosby or hillary. It is about bill. It is time bill clinton, he has the rudeness and vulgarity to do. One because it is great and we will play it, and he is saying to the primary voters i will bring this up. Dont worry. If you nominate me i will go there. The other candidates will tip toe around it and he will do it. Trump is gonna go there . Shocking. He is going there. The Republican Voters are most upset at people like romney who they feel didnt fight hard enough. Trump will definitely give a fight. I like the ad. It makes other people uncomfortable. I feel like the person who loves this the most is Anthony Wiener forgetting more press. He is like, yea, i made it. He is not doing the stand up. I want to go to you, sam because i am going to read this first. Are they playing a video game or worthy of a claim. The military drone pilots work far from the battlefield in windowless rooms in is you bauer bauer suburban america. Now they are making them eligible for combat wars and medals. Some actual combat veterans were unhappy giving medals to troops out of harms way. With the military increasingly relying on drones and air warfare, they say people should be acknowledged andwarder contributions regardless of where they are located. We join the pentagon in honoring the Drone Operators. But somewhere to start no need to ask hes a drone operator. Drone operator. A great video. Was that daniel craig . I think that was a young daniel craig. I got my tickets to the drone awards already. I am excited for most kills in a Windowless Office as a category. But they have the psychological warfare, right . No question. Look, they are definitely doing something. They will have different war stories. You see this scar . I tripped over a router. Thats how i got it. Its true. I mean they are protected in there, but they are doing the work, and like the general said, right, katie . Yeah, i mean i play a lot of call of duty, so this is exciting newt for me. I now have career as spragses. You could do it. I could maybe do it. You know what it takes . It takes judgment, right . I also dont know why anyone would sign up for any other kind of military job. If you can sit and push a button and be honored, why wouldnt you want to do that out of harms way . How much different is it most of these guys, i think they are pilots that do this. They are high powered guys. In the middle of the country too. They are oklahoma or somewhere around there is where they control them all. It is just like the guys who flew the mission, but i think a lot of people when it became about air warfare people said what is it to drop a bomb on a city. People are shooting at you and there are a lot of Fighter Pilots that were shot down. The truth is who has been doing the most to keep the world safe or who is doing a part to keep the world safe . Before when they didnt have it stucksnet was a virus that set them back 10 or 15 years. That person is a warrior. He is just kind of a nerd. They have the big guys who crack heads. We need them all. Give everyone awards. Why not . Why is this a priority when we have veterans who are not being taken care of and the v. A. Is a mess. Priorities are just words are great, but does that really help out these people who help us and keep us secure. I dont know. Common core, she is keeping it real. We need a smart person on the panel. There will be a situation where one of these guys in the drone will stop a war or something. Of course you have to give them a medal. And it takes a huge toll on these guys. It is psychologically weird to go into you drop your kids off at school and you go into a darkroom and you are a warrior for eight, nine, ten hours and then you go home. It is very weird. They have a lot of trouble with why does it have to be a darkroom . Why cant we give them lights . It is a moderately lit room. I would think it is going to be dim so we can see the monitors. The peoples Choice Awards were interrupted when an audience member jumped on stage while cohosts on the talk were accepting an award. We think of ourselves as kind of the odd balls of tv or we say we are like a motley crue. My name is [inaudible]. You cant gonna pull you aint gonna pull no steve harvey in here. Security was he pulling a steve harvey . The stage crasher was later seen getting handcuffed by lapd. He told the reporter he pulls the stunt often. He crashed kris jenners 60th birthday. He is trying to make a name for himself and he pulled this stunt to, quote, tell everybody who i was. See, he had a good reason for doing it. Joanne, he is just trying to break into show business. A little selfpromotion is wonderful. I love to see it unless i am accepting an award, then dont take my spotlight. We are missing the real point here. Sharon osbourne assaulted a man on the stage. She kicked this man twice on stage. Why is to one upset by that . She kicked him . Yes she softly kicked him. I get you are a mom and i think she was trying to pull a mom move like get outta there but that was on camera. I dont know, sam, do these celebrities have a right to get awards unincome bettered by unem come bettered by who is getting these awards . Dont they usually have to have manners. Comedy Club Bouncers dont do a thing. She is there two seconds. How many times are you attacked on stage and the comedy club staff does nothing. I bombed in front of my mom because nobody was in the room. I like cheryl. Katie, i think this guy deserves what he gets. So first of all i want to say i was disappointed. I thought maybe he was a view super fan because the talk got the award. I thought he was going to say i will let you finish, but the view is the best show. I googled him because he said he wanted his name to be out there. I found his instagram page. He doesnt have a single video of him rapp nie g and singing. I have no idea what he does. It is various pictures of him giving middle fingers to camera. It is Justin Bieber you got your name out there and it is zakari or zachary i dont know how you say it. We should keep saying his name because we are doing him a service. Who was the gal up on stage when kanye was up there . Um, taylor swift. She had a couple of hits after that. But taylor got her first hit because she interrupted another person. Rudeness begats rudeness. If he wants to become famous dont crash the peoples Choice Awards. Wait for the golden globes. The s. A. G. Awards or the casting awards. Like the last thing he crashed was 20 years ago he crashed kris jenners Birthday Party or something . Hello, im here. I came to play. I came to play, people. You had to think about how that joke worked. If you have to do that to get your talent out then there is a problem. There are a million ways to do it. 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Im jackie ibanez. Now back to red eye. Fox newschannel. New dietary guidelines were released by the u. S. Department of agriculture and health and human services. And since everything the government says is unimpeachable fact lets go over them and follow them to the letter. First of all, there is a new limit for added sugar. Less than 10 of your daily calories. I do that. Next, coffee. Drink it. It is good for you. Well then i am starting to trust the government. Next, cholesterol, stop worrying about it. They lifted their previous limit of 300 milligrams a day whatever that is. They should call this the shillue diet. Generally i have coffee in the morning and alcohol at night and in between i have a steak. It confirms that i that i am doing everything right especially when i see the brady diet. They detailed the quarterbacks diet and it is no fun. There is a lot of nos in there. No caffeine, no tomatoes, peppers or mushrooms. No flour or dairy or fruit. What does he eat . Brown rice, quinoa, millets and beans. Sound like a nightmare. I know he is a superstar multimillionaire who wakes up with a supermodel, but i would trade all of that for a baggette with butter. What is millet . I dont know. I thought it was millet. I dont research my pronunciations before the show. It is a grain. Is it millet . It is millet. You were right because i assumed it was millet. And you nailed quinoa. It is making the rounds. Everybody knows quinoa right now. He is supposed to eat meat and potatoes. He eats meat. He eats lean meat. It is working because his body is efficient. Im just saying. Sam it is not as firm as it should be. Do you like most comedians in cyst on a diet of romin noodles and beer . I am on comedy club diet and i demand extra Honey Mustard with my chicken fingers when they say it costs extra i say it is a little bit. You go in the back room and the food is sitting there. I just did a club where it was a chef manager. This is a well run chef right here. Do you think all of this matters or does it matter only when you are in top condition like tom brady . Nobody will get a [bleep] if he is the worst quarterback. He has five rings so people say whats your diet . When you have a personal chef it is there. It is easy. When you are a road comic and the only thing open at midnight is wendys, all right i will do it. Thats the only difference between being a road comic and in the nfl. Adele loves comics. I can throw touchdowns if i had a perm chef making veggies every night. It is a good gig. Be happy. Of the guidelines, rob, robert arent you glad they are loosening up on the cholesterol . I dont think the government should tell us what to eat. I dont want to hear one word until they apologize foretell us to eat for telling us to eat more bread and pasta. The bottom of the pyramid. It is bread and pasta. I am i not supposed to do that . I want them to apologize for what they did and then you can go on and tell me what to shop for. It is true. Joanne, you dont remember that. When we were kids the pyramid the entire bottom, the base was all absolutely terrible food. It was bread. What is a pyramid . It is who we used to look to. That was antisametic. We joke about you having a pure alcohol diet, but i know you have to eat well, joanne. Yeah, well i used to. During the pageant days my diet was like bradys which was depressing. After doing a diet like that when you no longer have to anymore you just never you never want to diet again. My dietary guidelines are only eat when you are hungry. Stop when youre full. And always try to eat Something Green every day. Oh my gosh. We can write a manual with joannes answers. They have to be 300 pages and the food combinations and stuff. Do you remember it was a joke when woody allen made that movie in the 70s and the foods were wrong. Sleeper. Yes, that was a complete joke, but it has come true. It is still in some old the diet plate. Manhattan. The diet plate is a scoop of cottage cheese and a big old plain hamburger patty. Like thats the diet plan. It is actually the diet plate. For 20 years you thought it will kill you. You need some bread and pasta. My first grade teacher brought in the diet plate with a wedge of lettuce and a plop of cottage cheese. Atkins. And then a hot dog bun. Sounds good. It is that time again. Half time with andy levy. Woah father, why cant we have directv like the macgregors do . Were settlers, son. We sett