And she would like our viewers to know if you send her diamond earrings that are smaller than 2. 5karats she will be donating them to charity. What is your problem . I am so funny. Shut up, god. And i was told he is not wearing an ugly sweater but he disgusts me so much i cant even look at him. So i have no idea what he is wearing. It is tvs sad andyly veef or sandy levey. And he is a bureau chief. He is the author, journalist and the sunday Times Washington Bureau chief. His latest book a great one, is called dead man risen. An epic story of war and heroism in afghanistan. I read it six times. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. They are not joking about smoking. Last month a severed head was found in isis controlled syrian territory with a cigarette in his mouth and a note reading this is not permissible sheik or sheik, who cares and there are strict variations that restrict smoking because it is considered a quote, slow form of suicide. And the aholes from isis follow that nuty interpretation. He came back after a couple of weeks. At his trial falvian monroe said i struggle with not smoking. I brought nicorette gum with me. I left my gun with my commander. It is so easy to come and go. In gregs army you can smoke all you want. Lets meet some of my new recruits. They dont smoke but they r smokin. Before we get to the cigarette stuff, this is what i dont understand. You read about people leaving isis. Like i thought that they dont seem like a people that are okay with you going right . They let you go over smoking . Well for maybe it is like a thing in europe. I am just going hang out for a year and go to cur key and walk turkey and walk across the border and tweet the pictures. Bring a roll of toilet paper and a map in your backpack. Maybe you will get laid if there are any goats. What do you make of what is going on at the airbase . Is this worse than we think it is or not as bad . I think it is at least as bad as we think it is. I think it is really bad. Really . These places like ramadi and fallujah and mosul, they were in isis control for nearly a year now. This is a place where hundreds and hundreds of americans were killed. In hell helmunds, no british or american troops. We got eight guys in hellmund. It is great we got them, but this is ungoverned space. We are like pre 9 11 period where we have these areas where jihadists will launch attacks across the west. Maybe i am an optimist that we can launch uh dispaks we could find them. I am stupid. No one should ever listen to me about anything. Lets get back to the smoking. You are a two pack a day kind of girl. Would you be able to give it up to join isis . I would consider that if i am going over there if i am going to join an islamic terrorist group, like what is the restriction on smoking and alcohol . I will need to have at least one. This story i think is interesting and not something i necessarily read and im thinking like, jeez, i wondered about that about isis. This is a story where you have isis militants killing their own guys because they are smoking. And the list of grievances i have with isis i am much more worried and wanting to hear about them raping and beating women versus this story. Great, thanks l. A. Times for telling me you have a guy on the ground. Great. They are running out of the beheadings and the burnings arent enough. But then again this is our area to the story too. This is what caught my eye is the cigarette smoking. Joe, other than your constant drinking you are kind of a health nut. Do you support what isis is doing . I do. Then i dont think we will have to go to war. They will all kill each other because of all of the vices. Thats what they are doing. They think it is so disgusting that they are beheading which is honorable. It is crazy. This is also another reason why we should promote and encourage smoking in this country. Right. So they wont get recruits from us. We wont have people leaving to join them. That is a great argument for smoking. I think you should be our next Surgeon General or maybe a cigarette girl. I miss those, andy. You were a cigarette girl once. Back in the 70s. Back when you had your jams. Hot pants were hot. Yes. Dash darnel meg gone. Andy defend. I lived through bloomburgs new york. Anybody who lived through bloomburgs new york not all that different from isis. Soon we will see beheaded bodies were large soft drink cups. I love the french guy decided he would rather go home knowing he was going to jail he would rather do that than not smoke anymore. I think a lot of smokers are out there going yeah, i get that. It is amazing. Would they be okay with ecigarettes . Thats what i wondered. It is a really slow suicide. This is my theory. They are against slow suicide which means a suicide that is pointless to the cause. A fast suicide implies you will blow people up. If they were smart they would encourage everyone to move to the west and kill everyones secondhand smoke. And it would be a really slow suicide. Are they okay with a binge drinking . It could kill you in an instant. Thats true. Perhaps. There are not a lot of there are some drunk drivers. Maybe they will think america is not so bad. I mean, you know some of the same attitudes. It is spreading like some evil disease. Was it uncouth to pander to youth . President obamas buzz feed video in which he took a selfie said yolo and then killed a panda. It was disgusting. It sealed the deal. Red eye can announce that he is the greatest president ever. It is true. He is. Live with it. Obama made the video thanks to the upcoming deadline for something called obamacare. Lets watch it again watch it againers. Wow. The video was shot after the announcement of the death of Kayla Mueller the american aid worker held by isis. When i learned when he did it, it really is of a piece with playing golf after you learn of the beheading of an american. That makes it truly distaste. Distasteful. Many scwed his judgment many made his judgment. Use of yolo and buzz feed video. Yes, see it is unnatural to be dismayed by a president acting like a selfininvolved prom king during times of war. Can we see more of this buzz feed video . Shut up. Just stop it. It is a kitten. In his defense, horrible things happen every day. Does that mean the president can never let his hair down . No. I think i am with him on this one. I think he initially said he doesnt have an issue with him doing this video. You look back at between two ferns. In terms of the purpose of getting people to go to healthcare. Gov, it was successful in getting people to the website. Within 24 hours last time there was a 40 up tick in website traffic. But once the question of when he did this video if it is the same day it is comparable to what you saw not as bad or obviously saw when he was playing golf after jim foley. To do it on the same day you can push that back 24 hours. Being aware of optics, thats a lot of what is the thing you have to think about in politics is the optics and how is this going to look. A lot of times they dont care how things will look. If they pushed it back a day we would say can you believe he did that the day after Kayla Mueller . We would do that on the five. It is kind of what ellison basher said. I dont think the president cares about optics. He does p what he wants and so be it. He is, quote, liberated which is a theory about him. I find him i find him humanless. We have been seeing this stuff since boxes or briefs question. You only live once . That was tacky. He should have realized that and some of his aids should have seen that. Thats true. People ask me bobses or briefs and i see briefs on boxers. Is it unnatural for anyone to be dismayed by a selfie object setted president who is obsessed president who is not born here. And that gets to the heart of the matter but media matters doesnt mention that part. A bunch of people at fox went after malkin. Can we roll that . He made a gun with his hand and pretended to shoot it. Kids are getting suspended from school doing that. It is outrageous he would make light of gun violence and show such respect to the vic im its and their families. So the only reason they didnt include me is i am i think they think the president owes them an apology. I am waiting to see that. It is possible they liked my sweaters. I admire you. I think you did a great job saying thats true while andy was wonking. Andy was talking. Its true. You are the millenial. You are the generation. The second past of the question, if you will remember it. I wont remember it. Should they actually learn from it . Learn they should loosen up and not take everything so seriously. You are hit. Starting with the second part yes, we sho. We should. That wont change him. He has been doing this for six plus year. It will not change his style of getting the word out and marketing his plan. This was a selfindulgent way to do that. I am all about that with the selfies. I do hear you, but i knew when the deadline is what. Was. I think a lot of people knew when the deadline was. And if he wanted to make sure people were signing up in time you could have done it with a video that wasnt as over the top. It this obamacare is so good why does he have to keep doing this stuff . Did you sign up for obamacare . Get the hell out. Get the hell out right now. I did. You are the reason my taxes not through the market place because i didnt qualify for any assistance. You think of Chris Christie dancing with jimmy fallon or rand paul starting a fight some is just the way things are going. There is probably a line and some people for awhile will discuss what the line is. This is just something every politician is figuring out how to do. Except the right is not figuring out how to do it. Guy i would say they are pea bee hind by 16 years. Thats my suggestion. Or maybe 10 years. You know what one thing no one has talked about the video. If you remember the ohio players there was always a rumor that someone was killed during the song love rollercoaster. Remember that . What happened to the other guy in that buzz feed video that no one has seen him sense. Since. They dont know where his body is. He thought it was his big break and it was his disappearance. They have been something. It taints the use of restraint. Dom dominatrixes are protesting the move vee. The film based on the bach. The they say it is a sexual or orientation, what is it, and it is not a Mental Illness or character defect. Most of the people who are seeing this movie will be expotessed to s and m the first time. It is not about abuse and rape and stalking. Then what is the film l really . It is beauty and the beast with sek. Thats what it is. I agree. Lets look at a scene from the movie, sal we. My tastes are singular. I am incapable of leaving you alone. Then dont. You have to keep it fresh somehow. Do they have a right to be offended. There is a Huge Movement of being offended about anything and everything. I am offended that you said that. It is the sadists or the mass kisses . Why do they have to grouped together . This is good for the movie. The most upsetting thing is that nobody protested and nobody was upset. It is good for them. S and m was a bit 70s but maybe it is coming back. It is making a but load or a butt plug of money. I screwed it up but i deserved it because it is vial. Are you going to see the movie or do you have enough excitement at home . I am not opposed to the movie. I dont know that much because i havent read the book. Really . I know the general idea of what it is about, i just havent found the time to read it and dont want to be in a lobby reading the book gee then stop talking. You said butt plug and looked my way and i didnt know what to do. How many times have i done that . Joanne, you are a woman and you are dying to see this film. Oh yeah. What is your take on the whole controversy . I dont think this is a film you should see in a theater with other people. How awkward is that going to be . Especially if you are masterbating. Do that when reading the book with privacy. In a warm tub with rose pet pet petals. What is so great is there are always these different groups. The dominatrix and feminists are now one in the same. They are both saying that this is a poor representation. They should stop judging what normal sexual behavior is. Exactly. I go to you andy to define that. Go ahead. Answer anything that is in your head. I just you know part of it is like they asked one of the dominatrix if she protest the film. It hurts their line to see it. As long as it is consensual i dont give a rats ass what people do in the bedroom. But a rats ass should not be involved. Thats just the thing. The rat is not engaging. I dont know what you are talking about. He is one of the worlds greatest actors and lovely gentleman. Always brings the stream. Coming up, tambourines a Musical Instrument or the coming of the uh apocalypse. They call it veapped and i they call it valentines day and i call it say tans christmas. Love is in the air, but should we care . Valentines day or vd for short is a mere 57 weeks away. That means it must be time for the red eye uh obligatory valentines day segment that could show up at anytime. Men should get gifts as well as women. They reject the notion that it is just for women and in school both guys and girls did exchange cards. Meanwhile japan a country, men who consider themselves unlovable are protesting valentines day. The group translates to the revolutionary alliance of men that women are not attracted to and it is driven by chocolate capitalist. And finally in Elementary School they banned students from exchanging cards and candy. It is due to state guidelines and their love of making children cry. Until valentines day is over we will have to crawl into a hole. Guy i dont think we need to see that because you know what it does to me. None of the hormones are working. I hate valentines day for obvious reasons. You are going to be alone. Thoughts . Thats thats probably true. The only holidays i care about is christmas halloween and my birthday. Other than that do we need it . Valentines day, i am never dating anyone on valentines day. If i were i would definitely be getting the other person a present. I find the whole when you have to go to a restaurant and there is all of these couples and they have special reservations and packages and even the place you like to go you are forced to go. They look miserable. Except for the men. I am ready to de clier war. Instead of men getting presents at well women shouldnt get presents. My kids have to do valentines day cards for everybody in the class. Everybody gets a card. Between them 1500 cards. This is industrial scale. If anybody everybody gets a card nobody know rejection. Only successful people go through long, long periods of rejection that takes years and decades. How will you be celebrating value valentines day with jim beam and jack daniels. We used to play valentines day bingo at the restaurant. We would have a bingo chart and it would be couple sitting by each other and people smooching. They dont usually know how so they dont go out during the week. So they need is a fix on your. Should we give in to una you you unattractive men demands . Only in japan greg . Yes, the best thing that ever happened on valentines day was in 1929. Terrible. What happened . Thank you joanne. I it sounds stupid but if you dont like something and or people do just do it. If you are significant bite the bullet and buy him or her a gift. Making them happy, is that what it is about . My wife as you know is racist so i can only get her white whok let. White chocolate. I like the fact that ellison thinks her birthday is a holiday. I know it is. I dont think it is. When is your birthday. Everybody knows october stwentth. That is so close to halloween. Thats why october is the best month because two holidays. I am go valentines day i am spending a quiet evening at home. I am probably going to open a bottle of wine. Seth is making a lawing so gnaw excuse me, barbara. I had an important point to make but i cant write it down. It says vd dog. It was something important and i dont know what it was. A valentines day dolls. Is anybody getting Valentine Day dolls 1234. Are you telling us you want Valentine Day dolls. I was so excited and now i cant read my own writing. Coming up a casino crime you wouldnt believe. Or maybe you would. You have no idea what we are thinking. First, a word from our sponsor. Tonights sponsor, if you need to get somewhere without stoping at red lights you need the premiere chauffeur and body removal service. I remember the point i was making. With valentines day what makes it awkward is if you start dating somebody maybe say two weeks before and you have to decide like if you pretend that valentines day is not a big deal, then thats a message. If you decide to ask this person to go to valentines day, thats another message. That was the point i was making. I think it is an interesting point to make, america. Am i talking to anybody . I remember looking for a valentines day card that didnt mention the word love. You are strange man but then again you are from england or great england if i am right. Britain. I lived there. It rehashes their clashes if you are going to fight dont do it from of the kids or the cook cocatu. They say the bird mick micks their bitterness. Mimics their bitterness. I dont know who you hate more birds or people is. He is imitating people and i just realize how horrible people are. The video was licensed by a Company Called viral hog. I mention it bus that was my nickname in high school toby. You should have seen me back then. Funny or really, really sad or some sort of mutant combination of both . I dont know. A mu tapet a mutant combination. I kept thinking who was the people that went to get a dog. Wait a second we actually want that bird. That is the most concerning thing that a couple chose to take this after they saw how it was account aing. How it was accounting. Are you going to call it a hoax . Well, i didnt think about that. Thats a good point. Did you hear that . Maybe that is the cocatus personality. Thats every angry wife. You dont hear the guy because the guy is not saying anything. It is just the woman shouting and shouting. I have seen this in documentaries. I have a marvelous relationship. You get to divorce and would you keep the bird . I think the wife should get the bird. Give her the bird. Or it will make a great valentines day gift. I think this smoip making opportunity, instead of going to a marriage counselor or therapist you talk to the it is like reverse ecstasy. They say is this what we are going to do . Joanne are you aware you sound exactly like that after a handle of vodka. And i think we have the video. Can we play that . No no we dont . We dont have that. Thats a shame. They say it happens about every night or every other day. She is still cuddly though . How do you cuddle a bird. And she has 40 more years to live . Can you imagine . Think of all of the stuff it records. Thats an interesting point. This is a work of the government. It is, it is. Think about if you live alone like y