She is sharp as a needle and just as hard to find in a haystack. Can something so wrong get you something so righteous . Her latest book is called finding mr. Righteous. And his tweets are featured on the nosh times. Mr. Media elite himself tvs andy levy. And sitting next to me guys want to be him and girls want to wax his chest. It is cheed yen sam morrell. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Speak softly and carry a selfie stick. Those words are as true today as when Teddy Roosevelt said them 350 years ago. Our alleged president , barack obama made a video with buzz feed. Thats a great obama look alike. I believe there is more. Thanks, obama. Thanks, obama. Pretty good. Thats pretty good. I believe thats the end of it. You do you. Yolo, man. Thats really charming. We made an alternate version. That wasnt scary at all. Terrifying. What do you think of this . I was joking. I said it was a look alike but that was really president obama. Does this buzz feed diminish the presidency . In your answer please use the phrase diminish the presidency. Diminish the presidency. No, it doesnt diminish the presidency, but you dont want to see him doing things like that. You want to see him doing president ial things. Maybe we can do something to see him fight big business or foreign policy, not things i would do. I dont want to see him checking to see how many retweets he got. He doesnt seem like a selfie leader. I can see kim jongun being a selfie guy. I am basing that purely on stereo types. You dont think he is a selfie president and maybe he is fighting big business with this video for something or other. We edited out the part where he was saying february 15th as the cutoff. Yes, it was this was to promote obamacare. We cut out most of the part about obamacare because that was the boring part. We wanted to see him taking selfies. Was holding a selfie stick worth getting people to sign up for obamacare. Isnt february 15th after valentines day . Sometime. Will people wake up that morning and look at their partner and say i am going to need health insurance. You saw the whole video. Can we get rid of the notion he is cool . We have seen him in mom jeans and looking dorky with the bicycle helmet. He is a dork. Isnt that why he is so cool . He hangs out and does selfies and he can look silly. You dont think he has achieved his coolness . Because he is on buzz feed . People will be like, why is he on buzz feed when he could be meeting with bebe or Something Like that. Think about what would you do if the media would cover for you and there are no repercussions . What would you do . We are not covering for him at red eye. Thats right fair and balanced. Imagine what silly things you would do instead of your job if you knew you could get away with it. I think i do some of those things. Joanne, he the president of the United States but president obama is also a human being, isnt he . So he alleges. But we have no evidence. I have a few issues with this video. They used the dirtiest mirror in the white house in the beginning. It is awful. Did you see the smudges . Is he flossing on that mirror . That milk is too skim. And the part we cut out he is saying february as a joke. Everyone knows the first r is silent. This is kind of funny and cute, but they i edited it nicely. I dont think our enemies are going to think the same. Do you think they will use this to their advantage . I dont think they are going to think we have a very strong president after watching this. Andy, you have your finger on the pulse of youth culture. You know everything about the internet. If this is what it takes to reach mill 11 yalls. Mill millenials. I know we joke about reasons for president obama to be impeached. The president made a gun with s hand and pretended to shoot it. Kids are getting suspended from school for doing that. Thats true. I think it is outrageous he would make light of gun violence and show such disrespect to the victims of gun violence and their families. I believe he owes them an apology. I think the president has something in common with Brian Williams. I think he would rather be hosting the tonight show than doing his current job. Think about what he will do. He is still a young man. If he had held on one more year he could have been the perfect and we get it, you want to play basketball. It wasnt even that impressive. We will see Brian Williams and obama doing a video together possibly a rap. Guy i would like to do a video. In fact i made a video and it was rejected for the ghost girl video. Lets look at mine. La, la la no, thank you. I guess i was that was scarier than the ghost girl video. And he was referencing my youtube video. All right well he is full of rankor over a fallen anchor. He is not happy about Charlie Sheens sudden demise. The actor and my bridge partner posted a letter on twitter writing dear mr. Williams, sorry to bother you during this surreal and unjust moment in your mercurial life. Thank you for your professionalism and top shelf brilliance as a perfectly factbased journalist. You are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt. They relied for almost three decades. Now and forever you are a true patriot and hero of mine until the day i leave this imperfect rock we call earth. High fives and refuge if you need it. I remain humblely and dangerous on stand by at your service. What in gods name is wrong with Charlie Sheen . What has happened to him . Williams is under scrutiny now for many reasons. Do you agree with Charlie Sheen . Are we piling on him . We should all b52h lucky to have a coke head with a prostitution addition come to ra. And i think i will because i am friends with joe makey. We cant take anything Brian Williams says seriously now. I met Brian Williams years ago at a roast and he said nice to meet you. I have to excuse myself to the mens room. How do i know he wasnt lying then . That it wasnt nice to meet you. Or maybe he didnt have to go to the mens room. Clearly his record is damaged right now. You dated Charlie Sheen in the midnineties when you were i think 8 at the time. Do you think why do you think Charlie Sheen wrote this letter . He wants some attention. He is being opportune nistic. He seizes the opportunity to add some flare and some pizazz. It is funny how sheen says this is like a witch hunt that we are trying to he is really the victim, Brian Williams is the victim. The salem witch trials didnt have evidence. It was peoples word against each other. We have evidence on camera he was in fact lying. It is not like we are making something out of nothing. There really is something there that warranted that sixmonth hiatus. And maybe the salem witch maybe they did have evidence. You werent there, right joanne . I read wikipedia and i didnt see it there. Andy you dated Brian Williams in the 90s and he had a flare for the dramatic. That was one of the things i loved about him. Where do you think his head is at now . You have a 9 11 truther who shot one wife and assaulted another supporting Brian Williams. Allegedly. This is almost as bad as dan rather supporting him. It has sunk to that level. Now there is a story with seal team 6 that he said he traveled with seal time 6 and they sent him someone from seal team 6 sent a thank you note after they killed bin laden. No one sends thank you notes. Thats how you know it is fake. Along with a piece of the stealth blackhawk helicopter. In is next to impossible for that to have happened. But at least with this one there is an easy way to deal with it. Have him produce the note or the piece of the helicopter but he hasnt done that. Not only is he never going back to his job, but he wont be the only person at nbc news to lose his job over this. Nobody else was joining in on the tall tales were they . There is stuff he said on air that seems to be demonstratively true. They were helped by producers and you have the executives who knew he had a pension for exaggeration. Here is the quote from letterman. He was told not to make eye contact with them or initiate any conversation. Is this the tip of the iceberg . And is Charlie Sheen out to lunch . When i read this letter i read it in a sarcastic voice. He puts quotes around words. Why is he quoting . If you read it in a sarcastic voice i know this is a witch hunt against you. You are perfect. Wait a minute, so you are saying Charlie Sheen is trolling us all here . I dont know. Brian williams has turned into william hurt in broadcast news. Do you think seal team 6 wanted him around . Sam, who is to say he wasnt hanging out with just a group of seals . A group of perhaps blue navycolored seals. Maybe he was swimming with seals. Maybe seals killed bin laden. I would loved to have had him inserted into Charlie Sheen stories. I was there when he got the coke and all of that. When he says forget about the helicopter the part of the helicopter. He is now saying that someone from seal team 6 sent him a thank you note. On seal time station stationery . Thats how screwed up in the head he is. You have to tell a story where the navy seal is like the biggest hero of the military and they are thanking Brian Williams. He has turned into our grandpa. He is with the seal team 6 i tell you. Well so far he still has Charlie Sheen. A killjoy congressman doesnt like it when federal employees enjoy themselves a little porn at work and he is introducing him to give them a saddening. Mark meadows says the eliminating pornography was inspired by an inspector generals report that found that a number of epa workers were looking at smut. Said meadows one employee was viewing as much as six hours a day in his office. He said there is no excuse for federal employees to be viewing pornographic materials on the taxpayers dime. Thats your opinion sir. And six hours is not a whole day. What will happen if employees are caught looking at porn . Take a look. Lisa, is it sad that we need a government requirement a law to tell these employees not to watch porn at work . I was kind of surprised it wasnt already a law. I think all of the stuff the epa does, i would rather they watch porn than do all of the stupid regulations and the job killing things the epa does. I am okay if they want to watch porn. You are saying go ahead and let them watch porn. If it means they are not doing government work, then ya. An interesting angle. You used to watch porn on live wire. You told us before the taping. Is your porn uh decks the reason you went addiction the reason you went into the stand up economy . I was living a double life. They are like, dude you have to get help. That shows you can control yourself. It says you had a special browser for not watching porn, right . Yes. It shows you are not watching it 24 7. If it is a Cyber Security threat they shouldnt watch porn. If north korea got through they say who was watching slutty house 7. You are focus owed north korea. I am scared. And i have a fascination with asians. Are you one of those women who pretend that girls like porn too . Equal opportunity. I am. I would not want to say it is just men. It might not be and i dont want to place judgment. Thats it. You said about sams addiction, it is an addiction. So we need to be not just putting this law in place, i want more of my tax dollars to go toward researching the addiction and helping them. Thats the american way. Are you going to go and see the what is the soft core movie out . 50 shades . Thats girl style porn. They like their porn with a story, right . With a rich guy, yeah. We need to be romanced before anything else. Give me some dialogue. And a jet, and then i will be happy. Andy you are good at both of those things dialogue and jets. This guy says the porn files are often written with viruses and malware. Thats a good reason, right . It is a good reason. Having seeing sams night browser he has a fascination with asians. A couple things. First of all you sarcastically said eliminating pornography was an inspired name. It is. Its initials are epa and it is aimed at the people from the Environmental Protection agency. It is actually props to who ever on the congressmans staff came up with that. You dont think it is a coincidence . I think it is possible that these employees are misunderstanding the of the treys hard at work. Do you have that video at home on dvd . I dont, actually. I sort of agree with lisa. The entire text of the bill, all it does is tell the office of management and budget to issue guidelines to every agency that prohibits the access of porn. I would kind of like to think how are they doing that but apparently they are wrong. Do you have to tell people not to look at porn at work . Of course we need guidelines. I see these videos nsfw. No video is safe for work. It is a video. You should be working right . Coming up, the good old days. Our future lies in the past. But first democrats saying john stewart leaving the daley show. It is just like they went when i left. They look wan after losing john. Democrats are in mourning after john stewart announced his departure from the daley show. On wednesday the Democratic Senatorial Campaign sent an email to sign our card and thank him for 16 years of incredible years you know what it says. The email states in his nearly two decades on the air john has never been afraid to take hipocritical politicians and their outrageous agendas to task. Elizabeth warren also deserved the loss tweeting washington is rigged for the big guy and no person has consistently called him out for it. Good luck, john. And this monkey had to be consoled after learning the news about stewart. Thats nice. Lisa, did you sign the farewell card . No, i signed the card for the 20 writers that do all of the work for the daley show. He is the head writer. It comes down to john. Are you not an appreciator of the show . I think the show is funny, but to say you are going after hipocritical politicians when half of the democrats congratulated him on what a great show it is it cant be that hard on some segment of politician. Isnt it blowing his cover . Dont you think he does president want to be patted on the back by democrats . He long said he is impartial or he doesnt he is not on one side. I guess they pulled the curtain on that one. Is it is it time for republicans to get their own funny man . Well you are looking at one now. Lets give him a show. It is sad to see him go. Thats where 18 to 20yearold males get their news. I never heard that. I dont think it is true. I dont know. The ratings have been going down. Thats not good. Lets try to be optimistic. He is an influential person no matter how much he denies it. Has he influenced the Democratic Party as much as they say . They should be mourning him leaving. Whatever his actual viewer ship numbers he had an outside influence because of the coverage he got from political journalists and that was pro Democratic Party. His even handed thing is republicans are stupid and evil and democrats are incompetent. I cant believe they couldnt get that done, but it has hardly an equitable thing. Senator warren she should be in mourning. The first time she was on John Stewarts show she bungled the interview and she writes in her book, she writes as i started to bolt out of my chair stewart grabbed my forearm and said you wanted to deliver an Important Message and didnt get to it. If i gave you one sentence what would you tell people . We looked hard at each other and head inches apart and i told him what i thought. Then he told the stage manager he was keeping her on and he let her deliver her message. If he did those things for republicans i think cool. I doubt he did though. He obviously wanted her to get the message out. I made a great point on hannity earlier and i dont know if everyone got what i was trying to say. He was good for the right. He looks at the news with a different lens. It is a left wing lens, but he encourages people to take the head lipe and put their own headline and put their own spin on it. But we cant do it on our own. You hope the viewers will do that and find the funny in every political party. That doesnt happen. We need someone to tell us. A bunch of the viewers will agree. The most absurd thing about this online card is you cant print it out. 10,000 signatures will not fit on your frige. Will he ever receive his card . I dont think so. Thats a shame. People spent all of that time clicking. Here. I worked on the daley show as recently as last tuesday. Kids, are you lonely . Have a computer . Looking for somebody to share your troubles with . Tom shillue finds all of the answers in this week in hate. A lot of you out there are saying tom what about the black supremacists . How are they different from the wheat supremacists . Lets look and compare. The White Supremacists hate blacks. The black supremacists hate whites. The White Supremacists hate jews. The black supremacists hate jews. It is good to see these guys get together on something, huh . I it seems like yesterday. It doesnt look like yesterday. You had a rough night. The interesting thing is andy when we went to the clip andy said was there a Live Audience . There was. But there werent a bunch of mindless people laughing at things. They waited for something funny. Was that pre arsenio hall . My take is he started that. I thought that was a pretty edgy segment. Anyone have a guess, this was 99 why it was removed . What got my this week in hate segment taken down . Columbine. Columbine. Coming up, a 50 shades of gray puzzle. Go from the altar of your beautiful beach wedding and then serving in serving in the seas without ever needing to change. Thanks wetsuit suit. . O the puzzle included many racy words including spanking, bondage, sub miss sigh and nipple clamps. A board member explained that it was a huge but unintentional error. Unfor the that thely one copy was taken unfortunately a copy was taken by a student and then posted on social media. Dont feel bad. Red eye had its own word search controversy. Do we have a copy . There we go. The red eye with greg gutfeld word search. I only got a few of them. I couldnt find pool boy. There is a