Hot, tvs andy levy. And he is about as threatening as a bunny rabbit with a nerf gun, tom shillue. And he is no longer in congress, so his Approval Ratings have jumped 70 points. Sitting next to me, a man with three sets of double letters in his name. Former congressman thadius mccoder. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. He is making an end run to save us from the sun. According to the new york times, an actual paper, the Obama Administration will sign an uh card an accord without the approval of congress. Perhaps there is a better solution. It is time for our segment you are actually trying to make that out, tom. What is that spell . The times reports that negotiate negotiate negotiators are working on an agreement including the u. S. To cut carbon emissions. Even though our pesky constitution requires Senate Approval for such treaties. They will try to get around the object stable with a politically binding deal that will name and shame countries into cught their carbon output. Republicans seem gun ho saying unfortunately this would be one of many examples of the Obama Administrations to uh bead by laws and disregard laws it doesnt like. You know who i would like to name in shame . Gao gao the panda. Thats why you will never get anywhere, panda. It is good i dont have to call you a congressman anymore. I have tried to work for my parents for years. You were in Congress Though briefly. It is humiliating. You were in congress allegedly. How can the administration do this . Really they can and i think there is an individual from one of the environmental Interest Groups that said it is going to require some legal and political magic. The frightening part of that is he feels he is comfortable enough to say that. To make the statement that the president is pursuing whereby he will bind the people of the United States to an agreement with other nations. Thats insane. It is insane. For something we like to call back home in michigan weather. He is going to have government control the weather through International Agreements and it will affect every american. Thats crazy. It is crazy. To me i see it as a massive redistribution plan funneling money from the u. S. All over the world in the name of saving the earth. It is a scam, tom. I love their tactic, name and shame. As if countries like china will actually give a ccap. I think it is a great idea. I cant believe it. We should have used name and shame. Way to put him down. Name and shame, we didnt do it. I dont know why. Let me get this straight. Are you being sarcastic. Lets face it, what good are any treaties . Does anybody have to follow them . The bad guys dont do it. They just say no, we are not going to do it. I guess. I dont know if you are right. I had you for awhile. The treaties are good in some cases. Treats are delicious. Trees made of treats. It is not as if not andy will correct you all. It is not confirmed by the United States senate. It is an international agreement. It is not a treaty. It is politically binding. Thats silly talk. Politically binding is nonbinding. How can something be politically binding. It is not even politically binding in our country. Never mind other countries. This is crazy, andy. Im sure you have im sure you are for it though. You missed the part about the legal and political magic. The president is a fan of the harry potter books and movies and he seems to think thats how it works. There is legal and political magic to this. Let me translate that. There is i will legality. Ultimately this is liberalism. Liberalism is something that has to be done for the good of the rest of us poor slobs. I guess i am a liberal on climate change. We all know what it is. But my point is it doesnt matter. It says legally binding treaties has to be ratified by the senate. Anyone on the left, they are making a big mistake. They may be republican of the country again. I know it sounds funny, but there is a chance and he may try to pull a similar enron around the senate. And this precedent will have been set. You ran for president 6789. I forgot about that. I kind of tuned out when andy is talking. Thats why you dont learn. It is almost as if the administration doesnt care about america. They dont care about the constitution, thats for sure. I like rules and i like when rules are followed. Absolutely. And if they are taking these liberties what are they going to do with domestic issues . We have a lot more that need solving. Lets talk priorities. I wont be able to enjoy the good weather with the horrible economy and terror lurking about. Thats the problem. He is putting Global Warming as a more important issue than global terror which is idiotic. A terror can kill you now and Global Warming, we have feef00 years before that 500 years before that happens. I will have an iv of mier cat blood pumping into me. Just throw some water on him. That will do it. When he bathes it makes waves. Espn has apologized on the shower habits of michael sam, the nfls first openly gay player with two names. It is the subject of tonights thank you. On tuesday while giving an update on sams bid to make the rams, the reporter quoted a teammate that called him one of the guys and then she quoted an unnamed player. Another rams defensive player told me that, quote, sam is respecting our space and that from his perspective he seems to think that michael sam is waiting to kind of take a shower and not to make his teammates feel uncomfortable. The report was criticized on the internet. The rams defensive end chris long responded on twitter, quote, dear espn, everyone but you is over it. On wednesday the network released a steament saying we regret the manner in which we presented our report. We collectively failed to meet the standards we have set in reporting on lgbtrelated topics in sports. Was it really that bad . Once again we brought in a live studio Audience Panel to help us discuss the topic. Thank you all for being here. Show of hands, how many have time traveled here from the past to enjoy the new arbys sandwich called the Meat Mountain . Glad you could make it. They could have gone at anytime. It is amazing they could lift their hand. True. Has identity politics turned everything into a parse . People are afraid of everything. It was silly, but an apology was necessary. Why are they terrified of covering the story . When he was selected in the draft we watched him kissing that guy for like three days, didnt we . That was a big story. Beautiful. So why didnt they why is it all of a sudden not okay to keep talking about it . I dont understand it. Now we have to mind our own business. First it was all our business. Now we must mind our business. I for one am not done with this story. I want to learn every nook and cranny. The real issue, greg, is why are we still having these Group Showers . Just put stalls everywhere. These guys are millionaires. Millionaires and they can afford their own shower. Thats so true. My gym has separate showers, unfortunately. But you go into junior high and high schools and they have the dumb showers. It is like the kids are all out there. When i was coaching at the boys school it was incredibly uncomfortable for them. That was a jock. Did espn show enough remorse . I dont know if i am qualified to speak on nflrelated issues because i am a lions fan. In the end this is silly. He can play football and he cant. Up to this point he has shown he can clearly play football and now he is going through a period of time every other draft egos through and the free agents trying to make the club. Thats what is important. Thats what st. Louis fans care about and football fans and thats what america cares about. I do think america will care about this whole your own shower stall thing you raised which i think has enough momentum behind it to get something accomplished. It might be unamerican though. We believe in privacy. This is more american. Socialism. Socialism has Group Showers. Are michael sams shower habits relevant or the opposite, irreverent . I dont know what that word means. Neither does greg. I think she didnt go far enough. I really want to know what shower gel he uses. I think definitely one of his teammates would know. They totally share. How pre sum shoe us with. It could be a bar of soap. Nobody does that anymore. Too many leftover hairs on that. And accidental droppings. I could twist this around and say it is because she is a woman. She is thinking about the men in the shower which she was reporting on and she didnt have to bring this up. I dont noah lot about sports, but they have to make a cut to 75 guys. When she was being asked about her research and journalism and do we think michael sam will be one of the 75 and she talked about the teams and the workoutsouts and she never had to mention showers. Andy, they wouldnt let me shower with the Girl Lacrosse Team when i dressed as a mop. Is it a worth while question . Some narrow minded people would say if he is attracted to guys would it make guys uncomfortable . I am saying narrow minded people like yourself. I am torn on this. On the one hand somebodys reporting on on somebodys shower habits is an icky thing to do. I thought the tweet about how the rams are over it was cool. On the other hand, the fact an openly gay player is now in the nfl is a big story. Part of that story is how well he is fitting in with the team. Part of that story is how he is fitting in in the locker room. There is an argument being used against gay athletes being in professional sports for this reason, that showering would be a problem. I used to hear the same argument when i was in the army. From that perspective, it maybe is a newsworthy thing to report on. When i started the magazine called locker room we addressed these concerns over and over again. It allowed me access to locker rooms all over the country as the chief locker room correspondent. Then it turned out that the magazine wasnt published. It survived on the oral legends. I was actually meeting the oral ledge ends the oral legends. The oral legend was the first center fold. It is actually a real phrase. All right. The Meat Mountain was the Second Center fold. Was it . Can we get to the next story. Is fixing a flat not where it is at . Yes, teens dont know jack about using a jack. According to a in new survey, half of youth age 15 to 17 are unable to change a tire on their car. 44 have no idea how to check their tire tread depth and 32 cant check tire pressure. As regular viewers know talking to teens about cars, life and whateves. It is time for another edition of yes. Welcome to teen corner, the only segment that talks about the hottest topics. You can call me g dog or double g. I wanted to read the Mayfield High School marching band. Mr. Gutfeld this is to inform you that although we said it is okay to spend the night in our practice facility, we didnt expect what that entailed. We have bathrooms adequate for your needs. Frankly what you did on the trampoline defies morality. Please do not return. They all cant be winners is what i what i said. Did they check the tuba yet . Well thats their fault. If they dont check the tuba it is on them, literally. Back then teens could change a tire and check the tire pressure. You just check the tread if it is there or not. It is not just teens. It is urban living people like myself. You once changed your tires, right . I got a flat tire in brooklyn and i said what am i going to do . I was calling for servicing. You are not going to pull over and change a tire on the road. I saw a flat fix place. The hispanic guys come running out and pull the tire off your car. They have to be hispanic. They are. For the story. They run up and pull it off the car and fixed it so fast. As he was coming out with a in you tire i was thinking is this going to cost me 100 200 . If he charges me 400 i would say thats too much. Well it is convenient. If it is over 400. It is 400 in my head and the guy comes out and says 8. I almost made out with the guy. It was incredible. 8 bucks. Why would you fix your own tire . That had a yous, would you make out with a guy if he fixed your tire . Well i just want to say that it depends on if the waiting room he had a copy of locker room. I just want to say on behalf of the entire motor city you disgust me. If you dont know how to fix a flat tire you take your own sense of worth and im sure it will pump right up. The point is we forgot how to do this. We didnt forget who is we . Did you ever know how to change one . I did it once. I have jacked it up. It quickly deflated. It did. Joe, hot women never have to do things like change their own tire. Does the same thing go for teens . Doubly. I never changed a tire, but i also never held a baby. I have never changed a baby. That would be a mess. But i have a theory with the teens. This is around the time that teens are going off on their own and parents are feeling like they are not needed anymore. Teens decide to not learn so that when they get a flat their parents feel fulfilled when they call and need help. What a beautiful, beautiful sentiment. She actually addressed the story. I am a little disgusted by that. Andy, you mentor a lot of teens. Do you talk to them about the importance of doing things like changing a tire . I mentor teen girls or women as i prefer to call them. When it comes to cars what i tell them is they need to work on their washing skills, picking out the right jean shorts and making sure they are not too long and figuring out which color tank top goes with the suds. It is usually white. It is, but you would be surprised what works. You should change a tire before you have to do it, but if not it is easy to figure out. You dont have to take a class to figure out how to change a tire. You jack p up and take off the l go nuts and tighten them. I am lost. 8. You dont have to do it. You dont get the sense of flishing something with your own two hands. Thats what our teens are missing and so are you. I discussed this very topic. The only time it starts is when you are on a first date. I am on a first date and the person goes, you couldnt change a tire. Thats why you have to meet there. I want to thank you for raising the issue with teens. It was actually my dancing name. Coming up, paper clips. Helpful Office Supplies or a new way to get high among pre teens . I hit the streets to find find out. First, drinkable pot . What is next, smokeable soda . When you run a business, you cant settle for slow. Thats why i always choose the fastest intern. The fastest printer. The fastest lunch. Turkey club. The fastest pencil sharpener. The fastest elevator. The fastest speed dial. The Fastest Office plant. So why wouldnt i choose the fastest wifi . I would. Switch to comcast Business Internet and get the fastest wifi included. Comcast business. Built for business. You get baked. Drinkable weed is available so grob your so grab your dorritos and your visine. The first marijuanaen fused beverages have hit washington state. Sparkling sodas and cold brew coffees called legal contain between 10 and 20 milligrams of thc. Here is the entrepreneur behind the drinks. It is something that people are comfortable with it. You can connection you can rec create with that. Start with that a and wait an hour and then see how you feel before you have the rest. He accidentally left product behind him. He is clumsy. In other pot news, a Study Reveals married people who smoke the drug are less likely to be abusive. Husband who smoked three times are less likely to attack their wives and be attacked by wives. The coffee is being tested on road workers. Is marijuana the answer to a stressful marriage . Have you been happily married without it. Well, yeah, i guess the argument that they are trying to make is somehow selfindulgent is good for america. If you do it together and dont fight over the munchies. I dont know. I hate to sound like andy. He hates it even more than i do. The problem in the drug war is demand. What this shows is as we continue to legalize things they will find new ways to deliver the substance people want in different ways. It is legal. If it is legal he is not doing anything wrong according to the law. I just dont know if i can see my wife and i lining up for a netflix night and getting high on soda bottles. Is this American Ingenuity and capitalism or our society collapsing on itself . It is somewhere in between the ridiculous polar opposites. I am wondering why people want to combine the marijuana stuff with things like coffee. Dont you want to go in one direction . I am not a marijuana user, but i think it is more of a mellow drug, right . Right. It is opposite of caffeine. If you want to combine caffeine you would want a stimulant. I am not sure this is a good product. The coffee with the pot. It seems inefficient to have them combined. Is there caffeine in that . It is coffee flavored. But they make de calf de calf neated coffee. There is coffee in de calf. What do you want to combine it with . If you are using drugs just take the drug and have your favorite beverage. Pot soft drinks are actually the real soft drinks. When you watch soft drink commercials they drink it and then they are in the throws of ecstasy. They are going off the water slides. Except it was never real. You drank pepsi and never went there is a new commercial where everybody is at a party and drinking pepsi. You cannot have that much fun on pepsi. This is fulfilling what advertisers were saying for years. Now you can drink soda pop and life is good again. You dont just think about getting fat and going home alone and crying. Andy . I am going to start smoking pot. I think i need to. Start . I havent smoked pot in 30 years, 20 years. I predict you will do it once and end up in the emergency room. Not for any legitimate reasons, but because you completely freak out. Of course because that is what happened before. That would be the end of the greg gutfeld pot experience. I am one of those people that i cant smoke pot or i will go to the emergency room because i think the whole world is dying and i cant feel my body parts. It is horrible. I want to try it again because i am becoming a pile of anxious guck. Have you tried meditation . I have tried meditation. I have. Then you didnt do it right. I think it would be good for you to try and more importantly good for us. I think todd pot drinks make sense. You know exactly how much you are getting and it is not even l