Than con jaw gill visits. I am here with defense attorney remi spencer and kurt metzger. And she is all that and a box of wine. And he interrupts our guests more than breaking news. He cohosts the race wars. Lightning roooooouuunnd. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Should machines teach our tweens . A private school in abu dhabi will be offering math classes taught by robots. Yes, a humanoid robot will instruct students on addition and subtraction. And another will help with special needs children. Even a robotic dog that falls asleep and students are not paying attention. They say the School President has some of the most advanced robots including flying robots and pet ryan seacrest. Meanwhile, cats are teaching robots a lesson. Gonna pay for that. Sherrod these robots have taken our jobs. You cant find an asian kid . Thats how nobody wants to go to abu dhabi. Even the filipinos we will work it out here. Kids dont even listen to adults. Will they listen to robots . They will leave dna all over those robot teachers. That robot wont stand a chance. Can i back up here . Who will have sex with the students if they start using robots . And can we assume they will teach the children to betray the human race and murder us in our sleep . I think the children will build robots that hunt jews. It is abu dhabi. Remi, there is not much of a Teachers Union in dubai . It would make a lot of people in the states very happy. Flying robots though . Come on. You cant tell me when you were in Elementary School you would have loved to have a flying robot. Do they fly . Thank you, sherrod. I might have learned a little math in school if a flying robot was teaching me calculus. If you think teachers get cursed out now, they could call customer service. I want to talk about my paper. Your paper is fine. Oh. That raises a good point. Wouldnt it be better to replace the students with robots . I think the students might then create robots of themselves to send in their place. That would be great. I wish i could have done that. Some were teaching basic addition and subtraction and thats a calculator. These private schools get all of the money and they get this great stuff. They have the good drugs and now the good robots and it is just really sad that there are other places that could use these robots. They could use some of the money. Lets look at it from the robots point of view. Why not . How long before one of them malfunctions and kills a a kid . I hope soon. Only a very select few. They suffer at the hands of the robots. Isnt it good we are teaching the way of the future . Robots will do everything eventually so why not start them off young . If you use robots to teach things like addition and subtraction you can free up human teachers that teach sunts that require more nuance . Now we are talking. I was thinking history and things like that. I always get angry when i see one of these sexy teachers molest a student. Wow, she is a hot one. How is this a crime if are you a dude you dash dude . You want it, right . No harm, no foul. It depends on how hot the offender is. I am saying the boys case if it is a woman. What are you going to do in the courtroom . High five everybody . What about a seven level attractiveness robot . I would do it. That is probably not a crime. Should obama be impeached . No . You are off the show. That was a tricky request. Dont bring your friends around no more. Are there pals all pale . A new study by the Public Religion Institute reveals most white people have little diversity in their group of friends. Assuming everyone had a hundred friends they had one black and one asian and one latino and none would be greg gutfeld. In contrast the average black person would have eight white friends and 83 black friends. Even more striking 75 of whites have entirely white social Networks Without any minority present. Thankfully i am not one of the 75 here is a picture of me hanging out with my good friend kris rock. Here is me with some of my other friends. Here we are again enjoying each others company. I probably have as many black friends as white friends. Okay. And you went flavaflave . To me they are just my friends. If you took all of my black friends and this is literal, put them on a scale i probably have i can clear a ton easy. But you started comedy in black rooms. Is that like suge knight . Some have weight problems, yes. But we still all of us couldnt be in an elevator together. Sherrod, i have 64 black friends. I know because i keep track on a ball law 10 Bulletin Board at home. If you know the amount they are not your friends. I have all of their faces on the bull Bulletin Board at home. I have on on explain to people that they are my friends. The xs over their faces means you just saw them recently and you need to spread your time around. I am one of the good ones, right . Yes, you are up there, andy. If the revolution started i would kill you last. You are my boy. You would have a chance to get out of there. Hospital this be done in like two separate countries almost . I shouldnt be lumped in with a guy in wyoming who doesnt know anybody. There is another problem with this. The way the study was reported, the headline was, white people can no longer claim to be not racist because they have so many black friends. If the converse was true, if you have a lot of black friends and if you had more black friends than white friends does it mean you are necessarily not a racist . I dont think so. I have that so i am good. Everything is social media these days. Does have black twitter or facebook friends count as having black friends . I think so. Now a lot of those are robots. They are called brobots. I dont think they are black or white. They are a rainbow. The thing we are not taking into account is 70 is white and 13 is black. It is only the u. S. Census. How many watching right now dont even open the door if you see the census coming . It depends on if the person is white or black. Because you can be white in a trailer park too and you aint opening door. Sherrod, the study said on average a black person has zero asian friends. Why are black people so racist . We love asians, but we refer to them as jackie chan and that is bad. I tell people, i tell my opt aunt that. She goes to the cleaners and make people upset. Sherrod, how many asian friends do you have . A bunch. All comedy though. It is all comedian. It seems like all of my asian friends are comedians. If you can start naming them does president it mean i would only name the ones he knows too. I dated margaret cho for three summers. I needed a place to stay. There is a term called sorting. Sorting refers to the tendency to seek out people who are similar to them whether it is economically, politically and racially. Does that explain a lot of this . Do people seek out people who are the same as them especially white people . I dont think sorting explains or justifies or validates any kind of discrimination obviously, not to be the downer and the serious one here. But i think it is natural that people will gather with people they feel comfortable with. I do think that people gravitate toward those who they feel comfortable with and whether it is because they work in the same field. You said comedians. All your asian friends are comedians because you had something in common. I surround myself with ugly people so i am the most beautiful of the group. It is also about the group dynamic. Who do you want to be in your group of friends. You need to take that into account. You do the opposite. Doesnt it depend on where you live . If you are on the coast you are messing with more people. Unless you are lena done ham. Thats the worst kind of white person. People are against honey booboo. Both like to eat cheetoes off the floor and have few black friends. I think that may be the last word on it. She is great. They have no peer when it comes to beer. According to new Research Main is the drunkest state in america. They are sponsored by a company that makes hangover cures. It was conducted on 5,000 americans. It included other tidbits including the average drinking american has five drinks a week and they actually have five steep. The top three drinks are beer, vodka and red wine. That might be the what do you weigh 125 . Do you see, andy . A black friend would have been like, get off the table. Tommy, get off the table, tommy. Or he would have been sitting there going, look at this stupid white person. As a comedian you must see a lot of the country. What is the drunkest place you have been . Billings, montana, hands down. They were the third drunkest city which is what everybody told me. How weak is that a . That is what you are known for and you are the third best. Thats when i realized that people give red necks a bad rap. Thats not what they are out there. I cant say it on tv, but they think obama is a muslim for real. I thought that was a name they were calling him. Billings for sure. I talked a guy out of i said do you one day want to see idaho . Get out of town. That worked . You have wyoming and alaska and delaware. The drunkest alaska. I am surprised alaska is not number one. You have six months of darkness. Not everywhere. I was born in anchorage, alaska. Guys dress like fred durest in bars durst in bars and go you got a problem . Those are all states where there are bears, i think. Maybe that is it. You can be attacked by a bear in a residential area. You have to have a gun there. Did you ever hear the phrase you can sell ice to eskimos . Thats not that hard. They love ice. Im sure if your city is leading in drinking white people people dash according to the study, and i dont get this. People in their 20s drink half as much as people in their 40s, but get three times as many hangovers. I drank more in my 20s mainly because i didnt get hangovers. I am not surprised about the fact that people in their 40s are drinking more than in their 20s. You went out more, but when you are in your 40s and feeling trapped and going through midlife crisis and you go out with your friends, married maybe and it is an escape. People go crazy. They binge drink more in their 40s than 20s. When you are older you drink smarter. You know how to hydrate and you know how to do cocaine. You are talking about alcohol. It is a gateway. The average drinking american has 15 drinks a week. Earlier you said that was, quote, pathetically low. Yeah. I just want to take a moment to apologize to new york state. I obviously have not been drinking enough to get us on the list. Sorry, i will work harder. It is like when you go to the doctor, you always lie. I drink socially. 12 drinks a week and it is more like two a day. So thats the average. The same people do the same stuff. Whatever they tell you if i do pif teen in a week 15 in a week, double it. I drink less now than i used to. Mostly legal tobacco out of the legal tobacco. I drink less because i have to write stuff off. I cant do jaggermeister anymore. I cant drink so many things. According to the study washington, d. C. Drinkers are the most likely to complain about their hangovers. Is this obamas fault . They are the politicians. They just complain. I would be that way who ever is in office. People said they are trying to blame in obama. My car did come late and i blame obama for that. 50 of people said they were hoping over at work. Are the other 50 liars . They havent met me yet. Teach them how to be hung over at work. Did you see the top five jobs who may be hung over at work . Cop, chef. What was number one . I dont remember. I can take a drunk chef. Comedians. I can take a drunk chef. All you get is i didnt order a tater tot. A drunk cop is another ballgame. They have access to ice. I came home and they were snorting alcohol out of the champagne. They are wild. Who is responsible for blocking more people on twitter more than anyone else . It is me, fool. Is it sexist or the opposite of sexist . You are watching red eye on fnc so stick around. For a while. But now that we have the Adjustable Base, its even better. Male speaker 2 when i put my feet up on this bed, my stress just goes away. I go up, hey. Female speaker our tempurpedic is the best thing in our house, except for my husband. Wait. Wait. Where are you going . Female announcer 1 discover how tempurpedic can move you. Female announcer 2 save up to 500 on a tempurpedic mattress with Adjustable Base while supplies last at sleep train. Women are limited to best of three which makes us wonder is this sexist . With the u. S. Open underway and the New York Times sports columnist wonders now that women have equal pay why cant they have equal play. Martina navratilova said it is like women playing 9 innings of baseball while men play 12. We said for years we want to play five sets, but they said no, no, we want it to stay the way it is. And Serena Williams added we women are strong, willing, ready and able. All of the women players agreed, but it is not what thisy want at this time. The u. S. Open tournament director, a man, said that was, quote, news to him and adding he never really listens to those gals anyway. He said that . It was in the prompter. He must have said it. And it was simply a tennis tradition going back to the sports roots. Back to a time when women continue vote is what im sure he was implying. Do women have the same drive as men . Look at this recent video. Thats a lot better. Is that what tennis is saying here . We dont need to see the five sets. Thats more opportunity to see women sweating and grunting and we mow women should never do those things. I think we should stick to fewer games. Are you telling me Serena Williams cant play three sets . She looks like she could be on spartans. I love how the story goes to the two biggest, strongest women of all time in tennis history. Martina navratilova and Serena Williams. I have to tell you, i was working very hard all day for this show. I spent the whole day at the u. S. Open. I interviewed everybody. Nobody wants women to play five sets. The truth is they want to take equal pay and they want to get the same prize money and work half as hard. Isnt that the american way these days anyway . I thought you said they want to play five . No, sarcasm. I was very innocent. The networks literally couldnt do it. They can barely get a five or sixhour match for a man throughout the tournament. They couldnt possibly air all of the matches if women played five sets. I say let them play five sets if the next two are for cooking and cleaning. Am i right . That was not my hand, by the way. It was one of our camera guys behind me. Kurt we see this in other sports. Nba quarters are 12 minutes long. Wnba are 10 minutes long. Are wnba quarters 10 minutes too long . For me because i dont care about sports. I like to make pop up books. Cool, you get to go home and stopwatching tennis. Sounds great. I think in the championship games they should play longer sets. Workup to it or something. I can even understand it in terms of broadcast if like when the men were playing viewer ship was higher than the women, but thats not the case. There have been matches where viewer ship for a Serena Williams match has surpassed the men. If it is in terms of money for the network you want to know an interesting fact, it was only a few years ago they allowed women at the u. S. Open here in new york to play in the evening matches. Women were not getting the prime time air time the men were until recently. They had to get home. They have chores to do. You cant be out during the daytime. Who is gonna feed the baby . Itit is jokes, you know that. Should they shorten the matches . I like to see them sweaty and grunting. Should you have less time to question a witness than a male attorney . I needless time than a male attorney. Make everybody play shirtskins. My solution is compromise and everybody is playing best of four sets. I think thats all. Coming up, why you hospital make fun of babies and should stick to stealing their candy instead. Think outside the bun until your life is done. Do chillupas send you to a stoopa . The food chain beloved by drunks and stoners is releasing 11 special dollar bills over 11 days. If you get one with the right serial number you win a lifetime of food. Here is an ad in nashville. Hi, nashville, whats up . Good news. If you find this serial number on one of these dollars you could winfrey taco bell win free taco bell for life. First of all i would like to win a chance to punch him in the face. If i won that i would donate that to a child i hate. Is that the dude miley cyrus took to the vmas . I dont know, maybe i can finish reading the story, sherrod and we will find out. What is the value of a lifetime of taco bell you ask . The fine print says it is awarded in 10,000 of taco bell gift cards based on 46 years. It doesnt sound like a lifetime supply. They say if you eat that much tau whoa bell you will die young. Me and my friends in college would go through that in a night. If thats all you are eating it needs to come with toilet paper and a coffin. All you will do is dump and then die. The amount of money you would have to spend on toilet paper would can sell this out. I like the charlie and the Chocolate Factory of it. Do you get to meet the oompalaampas aka [bleep]. Thats awful. We will be right back. Remi, 10,000 is half your hourly rate. I assume it makes you laugh, right . I wish both of those statements were true. You are going to be stunned, i know shocked, i have never eaten at a taco bell. In your life . Never. You went to college, right . I am a huge fan of fastfood. I eat mcdonalds and burger king, but i have never been there. Chipotle . Never. I like mexican food. I just plain dont like mexicans. I think 10,000 in taco bell food, i dont think anybody would get through it. I dont. I know you said in college you would have. My boys and all of us would have eaten it. From you sharing it, fine, one person will not live you will die before you have sent that. Do you know how cheap taco bell is . I love if you die during the contest do they bury you in a burrito . No, but you get a so many sombrero. You get to choose between soft and crispy. I am going gordita. Joanne everyone knows taco bell is drunk food. Wouldnt winning this turn the person into a complete alcoholic . Oh yeah, oh, yeah amount of. I didnt mean that as a good thing. Their slogan is live mas. That means big . Greater . It is live mas and not live forever. Or live. Gynormousl. So that seems like an appropriate amount. They should have marketed it as here is a 10,000 gift card. People would still want a it. If you win the contest everybody in taco bell will know who you are. I forgot my card. You have to have your card. Was it a joke about her hair foul or fair . Bet suspended one of the producers after a joke about famous baby blu ivy aired on the network. She appeared on the stage at the vmas with her parent