Cameraman, get away. Move away from me. Lets welcome our guests. She tells her secrets to babies because she knows they wont judge her, but then they do because they hate her. I am here with joe app with joanne. He is pale and tired and unprepared and wearing a red sweater. It is tvs andy levy. And he is a twotime game show winner, but tonight competing for 9 most prized prize of all. Go padres. He is brian bishop and the on air sidekick for adam corolla show. His book came out on tuesday. And his blood alcohol content is higher than awful cnns ratings and he looks and smells like a week old corn dog. Gavin mcginnis, the star of how to be a man. It is online and on demand everywhere. I watched it last night and he is naked. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Hey, greg, can i call you the appendix . This feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. I did watch half of your movie. Thank you very much. My wife laughed at your penis. That made me feel good. She should pursue a career in wrestling in the condos. She should get a job at the zoo. She thought it was quite humorous. It is day please shoot me of Donald Sterlings tough week says in the wake of his racist rapt is can selling a 3 Million Research grant he was making. A spokeswoman for the school says this, mr. Sterlings decisive and hurtful comments demonstrates he does not share the core values as a public university. That fosters diversity and inclusion and respect, puke. Meanwhile, a detroit news columnist says other nba owners are worried. Terry foster writes, some want this to go away as quickly as possible and they definitely dont want things coming out of their closet. Not everybody is happy that sterling is banned. Some of the supporters are outraged by the decision. That is about as devastating as it gets. Just because you can do something it doesnt necessarily mean you should. It is disturbing. I am a little worried about that. It is not right. It is a nightmare. Cant wrap my head around it. It is totally ridiculous. It is unconscionable. I think they should talk it out. It is all sinking in as i am speaking to you, absolutely. Andy, they were so outraged he went home thats all he talks about. He just shows up at places and starts rapting about it. Ranting about it. He said i am so upset so i went home and changed clothes so no one would recognize me. Brian, you have cancer or so you claim. We have no proof of that. Ucla says they dont want to take sterlings money. Is that stupid . His money could help treat or deal with cancers of the kidney. Of course. It is nice that his celebrity friends came out and supported him. When i was diagnosed with cancer my friends helped me raise a ton of money that helped me get through a rough year in my life. It is nice to see his friends come out and help him in recovery. Who is pissed is the guy who is waiting for the kidney transplant that could save his life and he says thank you for taking the moral high ground. Isnt that better though than getting a racist kidney . Good call. What if that racist was well built . The kidney could be awesome. Kidneys dont know race. Gavin, here is what drives me nuts. The ucla press person says his comments were devisive. Decisive. It was the opposite. It united everybody against him. There is no such thing as a decisive racist comment. I dont want to lose any friends here. I have no problem with donald sterling. He said you can sleep with them. This is the best we can do for our racists . Girlfriend, i dont care if you sleep with a sevenfoot tall black millionaires, just dont bring them and sit in my chair. Lets fine him 2. 5 million. What is a real racist . All i know 1 he is a racist. If you are if you dont want your wife sleeping with black millionaires you are more racist than donald sterling. When you put it that way. Call me a prude, but i dont like when my wife sleeps with shaquille oneil. But you tolerate it. I do, but i can always tell. Oh god. Joe, how did this happen . Oprah, who you idolize may try to buy the clippers, and i am not talking about the hair kind. That a was a pretty weird laugh you have there. Do you think they should reject the money or take the money . I understand why they have to reject the money, but it is a shame because the money isnt racist. That is a lot of money. But as they say, mo money, mo problems. So the school is like, lets just get rid of it all. Interestingly enough sterlings foundation that he has, his nonprofit made several donations to various africanamerican organizations like the black Business Association and United Negro College fund over the years. Are they now gonna give back all of that money too . They must. And didnt the naacp get tons of money . The hospitals need it more than they do, and these people are much more noble, so i assume it will be happening tonight . Now everyone has to. Exactly, exactly. That money is like carbon offsets. It is racist offsets. You can say racist things if you give money to antiracist organizations or black organizations. That money is tainted, and by the way i just said taint. I give no money at all so i am the least racist person so you cant say anything racist. Or you would hate yourself. I am a selfloathing gutfeld. Andy, you didnt do the show last night. There wasnt a show last night. There was a show. What . When i woke up yesterday i was told not to come in because there was no show. No, i was told you were so outraged that sterling was banned for life, that thats why you didnt come in. It was a rough day. It seems silly for ucla to turn down the money and give back the money because three million was already given. He had claimed that they were going to name a building or a lab after him. I can see not wanting to have his name on it if they dont want to be associated with him, but they say that was never part of the deal. So in that case just take the money. The scary thing is the part about the owners being scared about stuff in their closets, because they are right to feel that way. You have Charles Pierce who writes for esquire was on pbs news hour and news buster noted that the family who owns the orlando magic, they support antigay marriage initiatives. He is saying if we are going to step into this new world, lets step into it all the way. There is another owner, the Oklahoma City thunder made his fortune fracking. Are people going say fracking is evil, and we cant have him on a team . They could be right to be scared about this. I just hope no one finds out that Magic Johnson wanted to buy the clippers for a longtime. Sterling was standing in his way. Coincidentally johnson seems to have gotten in cahoots with this stupid girlfriend, and now sterling is no longer in the way and johnson can buy the team. Thats a secret i would hate to get out. We discussed that. That was my Conspiracy Theory on monday night. Poor johnson. I thought you thought that was a great idea. No, it is all over the place, but it is not enough all over the place seen as a kooky theory, buts that what happened. Do you believe that . But then too anyone who wants to buy the team, do they have to look through their closet . Thats got to be a really scary thing. No one will want to buy the team, because they dont want to have to deal with the press. And if oprah goes through her closet there will be gail. I love gail. I love oprah. What a is not to love . I think there should be gail marriage. Why not . Should they drop hop on pop . Toronto, wherever that is, has Something Else to fuss boot. They asked their library to get rid of six books including dr. Suess beloved book hop on pop. The complaint said the story, quote, encourages children to use violence against their fathers. They also requested the library pay for damages resulting from the back which is a lot of money. Fyi, the majority of Health Care Costs come from hopingrelated instances. You know what i would rather focus on . This. It is awesome. Finally he is stuffing into his orifice. Where does it go . I dont know. Is it Cultural Appropriation that he is eating all of those burritos . You are an expert on can gnaw you ad. I dont believe this story. I feel like this is a prank, but it isnt a prank jie. Toronto is an exception to the canada is awesome rule. There are no hosers there. They became a new they became new yorkcity sized because of separatism. Somebody played them some mpr tapes and they are an exaggeration of the worst of berkeley, new york, madison combined. Imagine you suffered this trauma that they are scared of. People go oh my god what happened . The dad says i was h ho ppe i was hopped upon. Thats what we are worried about. They have Free Health Care so what difference does it make . I dont think it is real. Yes, it is real. This is a place where the Canadian Human RightsCommission Says we outlaw all hate speech, things that are true are not exempt from this rule. So they literally out you outlawed hate facts which is our joke we use. Their jokes are reality ergo being hopped upon is a real worry. Buy a bunch of books and do what you want. I cant wait for the ratings of the show. We look at them and say red eye is doing great except toronto. There was a drop when Gavin Mcginnis was on the show. This was not the only book banned. There are others. The giving tree and that was banned. That is endangering of animals, green eggs and ham and that promotes spoiled food. Stop rubbing it in our face, dr. Suess, if thats your real name. He actually was a real doctor. He was pretty right wing, pretty pro gun. He used to do political cartoons. I think they were supposed to be a satire, but they were pretty offensive to some people. I have never seen them. You can google them. It would have been great if you looked this up before you got here. She didnt know what i was going say. Leave her alone. Stop calling her interesting joanne. It is jono. The book was written for your agegroup. Do you feel it is an assault on your generation . No one gives the kids any credit. We might hop, but not that hard. We know how to hop, but when to stop. Who goes to libraries anymore . This is the big thing. Thats why this is not true. There are a total of five people who have been to this branch of the library. One was offended. Thats 20 . You are right. What loser cant go on amazon . The books there are 1. It is way more expensive to go to a library and i dont care how you get there. I like the library you know what is great . I like the library because of the protective covers they put on the books. Every now and then you will see one of those somebody reading one of those books. And it smells like piss. Once you put the cover on you dont have to be careful. You can eat and do whatever you want. Newspapers on sticks. Thats bizarre. I also miss the microfiche. Does it make you sad or glad and share the feelings you have had. I wish i had taken tonight off instead. You can leave. I am here already so might as well stay. The actual words in the book are , stop, you must not hop on pop. It is telling kids not to hop on pop. This person is an idiot. The library itself said in its findings the children are actually told into the to hop on pop. Some idiot made a request they have to. It rhymes with hop and pop and go doesnt. There were six books to be requested to be removed. One of those someone requested the bill oreillys book be banned because it, quote, contains falsehoods because it concluded kennedy was killed by oswald alone. To that i say good for you unknown truth teller, good for you. They are upset about hop and pop, but okay with smother mother . Thats a terrible book. I hate that book. You wrote it. It leaves so many untied loose ends that i am very embarrassed i put down on paper. Enough of that bozo. Coming up, gavin says something horribly offensive we have to edit out. My apologies to the editor. [bleep] that. We will just bleep that. But first, cities are banning ecigs. What a is next, banning air . Probably those damn hippies. Female announcer sleep trains interest free for 3 event ends sunday. Its your last chance to get three years interestfree financing on beautyrest black, stearns foster, serta icomfort; even tempurpedic. Plus, get free delivery, and sleep trains 100day low price guarantee. But hurry sleep trains interest free for 3 event, ends sunday. Sleep train your ticket to a better nights sleep that i that because the summer is coming i have hayfever and i have been sneezing an awful lot. Sounds bad. Tell me about it. I am going through a similar medical situation. It is with my brain cancer. I would like to know how you are dealing with your sneezing fits. Let me get this straight, sometimes have you 9 in a row that lasts a good 10 or 11 seconds . It takes a lot out of you. He is weak for like 30 seconds afterwards. That is the chemo and radiation of allergies. How do you deal with the overwhelming sense of dread of telling your friends and family of your condition . He didnt get a benefit. He didnt have celebrities giving him checks. Back to a story. They will rebust any pot. It is time for another installment of is this evil . I am not even prepared. It is new york and chicago and laws making e cigarettes with the same regulations as tobacco. It means vapors have to join smokers outside of bars, restaurants and Public Places where cigs are not allowed. They aim to de normalize the act of smoking. [bleep]. Imagine you are at a bar and there are 20 people puffing on something that looks like a cigarette and then somebody smells tobacco smoke. How does the bartender know who to tap on the shoulder and tell them to put it out . Well he changed my mind on that issue. Meanwhile, there are real public dangers. I had no idea what was going to happen. That was a happy ending. I thought it would be far worse. You were at a protest. How did it go . It was fun. Monday night we did the count down. We counted down from 10 to 0 and everyone started puffing. It was libertarians, a lot of that is economic. They tend to be a nerdy bunch. Im like the coolest one there and im an ugly old nerd. The guy on your right is a great writer john tierney. Yes he was there. That is matt welch from reason. I think it was good because it got a ton of press. People dont realize the idiotic rule of water vapor is now a lawyer in new york city. If anything proves we have too many bureaucrats trying to come up with ideas this is proof of it. Brian, what is our government punishing successful quiters like me . I havent had a cigarette in six months. Thats what i heard. I know almost nothing about ecigs . Tobacco, but no tar and the dangerous chemicals. It is water vapor. You get the nicotine, but out of you comes the water vapor. Is this a moral stand like we dont want People Associated with the idea of smoking . There is no harm to Anyone Around you. It is the idea it simulates a behavior. Could one put marijuana or Something Else inside of it . No, not at all. Never. Then whats the problem . Actually thats one of their arguments, but it is a false argument. Basically all this is is a dlefer resystem a Delivery System like gum or patches except this works. Well then the issue with gum and patches, they say de normalizing or children seeing it and thinking it is normal and trying it. Kids love stickers so get rid of the patch. And the gum kids want to put things in their mouth. It is an arangement that is not not argument that is not valid. 91 of High School Students dont smoke and it doesnt occur to them. It is like racism. They dont even know what it is anymore. Lets change that tonight. Andy, you hate anything and everything that forces you to be around people. I just have to ask you what can people do . The people who were banning this indore vaping are the ones who rail against the san dangers of secondhand smoke. Now they want people to inhale secondhand smoke. They say they want to de normalize the act of smoking and i would like to de normalize the act of telling people how to live. They dont care about secondhand smoke. They care about controlling peoples lives because they are little, Little People and insecure and having control over others makes them feel big inside. Thats all it is. Speaking of Little People, i was at a bar, restaurant. It was not for Little People. It is a normal restaurant. You and i went there. It was the time you got drunk and believed your jacket was stolen. It was that bar. I was smoking an ecig and it wasnt the parents. It was the child. The child started staring at me and going daddy, daddy, what is he doing . He goes he is smoking. He cant smoke in there. He cant smoke in there. And so the kid came over and hit my table. How old was this kid . Like six. It is like invasion of the body snatchers. Then the kid runs over and sits down and moves seats from is all right. Gs his mother. It is all right. It was as though i was exposing myself. To be fair okay, i wasnt wearing pants. Thats the kind of kid we are breeding though. A horrible tyrannical [bleep]. It is amazing how the parents it is like, i wanted them to say something. Tell me what you want from me because i am not going to stop. Now i have no choice. How inconceivable was it for us to go up to another adult in a restaurant and tell them not to do something. Could you hit those kids. My parents told me to talk to strangers all the time. They bought you that book, talk to strangers please. They would not give me candy so i would want the candy even more. The old days, you could get punched by a stranger. You see it on mad men sometimes. That was in an episode where the kid was making noise and the guy walks over and says knock it off, whack. I was at a movie and a kid was kicking the back of my chair and he does the i said dont kick my chair. The mom is eating popcorn and saying its not my problem. Incorrigible. Thats on my word of the day calendar. Coming up, the c block. Tonights c block is sponsored by oranges, delicious citrus fruit perfect for i can making juice. Greg can you not say that last one . We have an image to uphold. Whatever, oranges. How much can you get for selling your virginity . Well in gavins case, negative 100. She lost her affinity for her virginity. I am speaking of a 20yearold med student, arent they all, auctioning off her innocence online. I think that is a place on the internet somewhere. Thats the sunt the subject of tonights red eye debate, 2014 live from the red eye debate center. Welcome to the red eye debate center. Hi,