Brian kill me hate children . The shocking news you wont believe. Our allstar Panel Debates straight ahead, greg . Thanks, andy. You betcha. Sharknadoes. Were not . No. Its really the god father of shark tornado films. This is just more of your sharknadoes denialism, isnt it . I dont want to elevate the fear of the public against sharknadoes. Peoples gots to know. No, they dont gots to know. Tara reed has more. They decided for me. Yes. Even the producers were tired of that bit. Well, shes so steamy she can float a hot air balloon with her thoughts. Thats how she arrived here tonight. Im here tonight, thats repetitive, with harris faulkner. Look at that wave at 7 00 p. M. Eastern on fox news. Where else would it be . A bowling ball, i put Three Fingers inside of them every wednesday night, its comedian sherrod wal. Bill schultz. And its fierce commentary. Sitting right next to me, imus, bernie mcguerk. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. And americas handyman, greg gutfeld. Should he pay for his spray. Bieber has apologized to bubba. He peed in a hotel mop bucket and yelled, f you, bill clinton. I remember it just like it was yesterday. [ beep ]. [ beep ]. Now for you blind people, wild kids is spelled with a z. On wednesday night the canadian cutie tweeted, thanks for taking the time to talk, mr. President. Your words meant a lot. Greatguy. Cockey lad. On thursday bill clinton confirmed the mia culpa. The president said, if thats all you have done, thats not bad. Keep an eye on your friends, i. E. , those who leaked the video. Am i right, america, who remembers anything from the 90s other than friends . Anyway, jb celebrated by blow drying his hair. Thats it. I am no longer eating ducks. Harris, if thats your real name, bieber offered to work for clintons charity, which i dont know what it is, but thats nice. Is that a good thing or is some shallow way to somehow save his career . I think its interesting. His friend little twist a little while ago was picked up which i affectionately call my mortgage if i was maria carry. Hes had a trying day. Poor biebs. Hes such a boob, by the way. Sherrod, what the hell is some former president doing taking the call . Hes the hottest thing on the planet. You have to take the call. Its an act of war. Its an act of war . Weve got to get him out of the country. Disrespecting our girls . Yes. And hes peeing in the bucket . A mop bucket in the kitchen . Exactly. You know how much that mop bucket is worth right now though . Thousands. Couple thousand. If he was peeing on a human being, it can fight back. Pee on people instead. Bernie, i was surprised in the greenroom you said you love justin more for this, can you expand . What Justin Bieber did, at least he put his bodily fluid in a bucket. What bill clinton did was put them on a girls breasts. He said, give it up for taylor swift, she deserves it. Smacking on her. I forgot that. He was making on her. No, it doesnt. Hes a 19yearold kid. God bless him. Hes from canada. He punctuates every sentence. You know what im saying . Thats what itll do for ya. I just want to know, did he ever wash his hands . No, he didnt. He walked out with his urine. I am so offended. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not to defend bieber here, but there are a myriad of ways to do your business without touching your business, guys. You can see in the video hes touching his no, you take it down, shake a little bit, pull it back up. I say it again. Bill, i have a question tofo you. Is the real villain you for still breathing . Wait, im trying to make you feel better by holding my breath. The real villain is the guy that leaked the tape. Thats what clinton was alluding to. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, if you dont know who they are, take away their iphone. This guy should not have been tamg it. He shunts have leaked it. Weve all done stupid things. Weve all said f bill clinton. I did right before i came in here and i like the guy. I dont want people taping it. You think his friends are using him. I didnt say that. Were talking crazy. Dont put words in my mouth. Youre cynic zbll are you telling me that the wild kids are using him so they can get into the the club because i happen to think the wild kids are talented independent of him. Isnt wild betraying him . Betraying bieber like hes the fender of the car. Treat him like what he is, against the lesbians. Two points before we move on. He should apologize to American Workers who have to clean up the mess. He should have to work in a kitchen one night, symbolically so it doesnt mean anything, but its only clinton that says get he didnt say, dude, you shouldnt pee in public. Dont get busted. You know, i thought about this. Didnt we all do stupid stuff. No. Can you imagine if there had been cameras . I say, if i had been captured on camera, with all the antics that i pulled, nothing like this, id be more famous. Lets get to brass takes here. Dont worry, well bleep it. You know what, lets stop the tape and you can tell us. Yeah. Were not on camera. Why did i even say it . Seriously, if mine had been captured like that id be more famous. Mine what . Antics. Whats antics code for . However, if you hear his friends say, wheres my beer. He is 19. But is it in canada. When youre drinking, you have to go, you have to go. At least he did it in the bucket unlike bernard who did it in the greenroom wall. Id wait until i get to the car. I think weve wrestled this topic to the ground and punched it in the face. To pop singers to parliament. An eye rich lawmaker has apologized after he grabbed a female colleague and put her in his lap. The high jinx happened around 3 00 a. M. , what i like to call primetime. During an extended break in parliament. Take a look, lookers. Id like to see that in slow motion. What was e o no. Okay. Look at it. She sat down. She sat down. Not happy though. Yeah, but hes now hes holding her. Yeah, she sat down. You know, the reason they sat down anyway. Listen, we can analyze this tape, this mcgruder type tape of harassment. Mcgruder was a comedy three years ago. All right. According to a report mcgruder tape. I am uneducated. Well fix it. Bleep over that. At the time the heating was off in the Parliament Building and the female member of parliament complained to tom berry that she was, quote, freezing. He joked that he would warm her up. The rest is sexist history. Speaking of boundary issues. Me. What did i say . First gay marriage. Anyway, lets go to the women first. Bill, rich, older men rich, older men pay to sit in their lap. Was this incident any less demeaning . I dont like to think of myself in the demeaning situation when that happens and i make a lot of money for doing it. How i bought the coat. Secondly, the woman said it was an issue, the guy said it wasnt an issue. The only reason it is is because a general secretary, whatever that is, she had a problem with it. Not to get mcgruder on this, but if we look at the tape, can we get that back on there, if youll notice the person on his knoll is going back and to the left. Back and to the left that right there is a phantom lap dance. Youre terrible and sexist. All right. Back and to the left. While were watching it, harris, i was shocked that you yelled, you go, girl, and that did not happen. And then you said to sherrod, i cant believe they allow women in parliament. I disagree. Again, that did not happen. Let me just straighten that up. Were cleaning it up a little. I realize i cant drop too many facts on you guys because i dont want to scare you. Tell me what you think here . Honestly, the real deal for me in all of this is that she said it was cold. It was 13 degrees in there rorlt tedly because the temperatures had fallen. Thats sexy. He thought the only way he could warm up was to whichever direction he said they were going. Back and to the left. And then the pr experts issued the statement. It was a piece of silliness between two people who happen to be friends. Yeah. A Party Spokesman said this this morning. Well, it was definitely a piece of something. Are you saying that that was just silliness. That wasnt ho hum. The woman who sat on his lap looked like she wanted to sit on his lap. No, shes not happy. Ive seen grabbing situations. I was in a strip club last night. That wasnt a grab. You are so wrong. She sat in his lap and they did a little lap and they got up. Shes not enjoying herself. Bernie, could it be that she was like in front and she kind of fell and then she needed to get up and he held her . The point is that he held her, right . It could have been but it wasnt. We just saw it. Sherrod is right. Lets watch it again. The fact that this politically incorrect thing is becoming an International Incident. Shows trying to get up. For 20 seconds. You guys are playing it in slow mo. What is that mysterious man in the corner with an umbrella. It is not raining. It is not raining. Thats a code. Im telling you, the cia is involved in this. Yes. The mafia is involved in this. Shut up. Can somebody cut his mic or his throat. You dont want the truth, thats why. Ill be dead within a week. If i was watching this video and that was my girlfriend, i would be mad at my girlfriend and not the dude. Why . The protocol is shes not going to jump up out of the seat and back hand him. If somebody harass you, thats what you do. The only allegiance he has to give is to his wife. This long time, no. Wow. Years and years. Thats the only explanation. The fact that its, again, an International Incident speaks volumes. What he gave her on her lap was just a patsy. Shut up. Blanch. From osborne grip to relationships. J. F. K. Are guys more aloof about sharing a roof . According to a new study young men and women have very different expectations when they move in together. Basically the men are more likely to view the situation as a permanent one. New Research Shows 52 of dudes who are living with their girlfriends are not certain their relationship will last forever where 39 of women are. 41 of men say they were not completely smitten with their girl. You know who else is sticking around . Whoa. I didnt even know what happened there. Where did see that in slow motion. I would like to see that film over and over again. Bernie, do a lot of guys secretly always think Something Better will come along even when they commit . Of course. This comes under the category of duh. The guys see this arrangement as ive got a steady piece of heiney right here, half the rent will be paid and thats it. Youre lucky. Thats right. Exactly. Guys are dogs. Theyre dogs. Everybody should know that. I mean, its like, duh, thats all im saying. I can say that when i move in with my girl. Im like, well, were married so thats it. That was the wedding, me bringing that box up. You could do a dating advice show. Shes in the greenroom watching this. No, right now she is. Yeah. Yeah. I dont think shell be here next time. Yeah, i think she left with less gold. Ive got a strong hold on these women. All right, harris. You are the woman. You have wisdom. Do you think that men move in, live together for convenience or to save money but its not about forever . You know what, i believe in true love. I dont think you can argue with the statistics. A wiser woman said because you had your turn and youre going to feel what its like to miss me. Beyonce. Does anybody know the words to the song other than no. I had to read that. That was poor. Listen, though, not to be andy here, that was beyonce stating that but that was her alternative person saying that which is sasha pierce. I thought it was illiterate. Your livein companion hobo carl, does he think that your relationship is permanent . I want to point out that he has been dead for a week. Im not saying he was dead by nefarious means, but as soon as they legalized it in new york, i was dead. Brad pitt has nothing to stand up for. Thankfully hes dead. Guys will keep a girl up until about five years, like they said. Five years . Yeah, living with them. Then by the way, if you want to hold my hand while i talk about this. After five years theyll give them a lot of pressure and the guy will let them go. Not in my case. Not in your case. Not in your case. The reason for this is why do we put so much onus on marriage . See, i never wanted to get married. That was never no, i really didnt. But when i met the guy who i thought i might want to marry, we didnt cohabitat. If i discovered certain things, we wouldnt be married. Something has to be a mystery or it wouldnt last forever. Cow things. Thank you, bernie, for equating me to a cow. I support your right to marry a cow. The reason maxims are maxims. I have to know if the person that lives with me in my house has night farts. That can break up a relationship. Dating in america with sherrod. I think they did do a study on that. Beyonce just called. Youve got to do that. Coming up, how can we fix snerk bernie mcguard discusses it. Whats going on with george zimmerman. The trial the rest of the media refuses to cover. Can they stand any mayhem. The Broward CountySheriffs Department is expecting the worse. They released a psa, Public Service announcement, to plead them not to riot. No cops, no guns. Unless the violence arrest because we can easily end up arrested. I know your patience will be tested but Law Enforcement doesnt. Choose not to act up. Deputies are with us so dont act up. Let it roll off your shoulders, dont roll back. In one instance it can be over. Make a choice to raise your voice but not dance. Im sheriff scott israel and Law Enforcement does have your back. That was definitely a thing we just watched. They leased a statement that says, freedom of expression is a constitutional right while raising your voice is encoura d encouraged, using your hands is not. All right, harris, is this tape expecting the worse in people . Absolutely. Absolutely. And you know, the thing that i guess its an interesting attempt to diffuse a situation that hasnt even happened yet. All right. When you look at the lack of evidence in this case, just empirically, lack of evidence in this case, no matter how grandiose the closing arguments were from either side. Now theres a rebuttal. Well see this until 3 30 tomorrow eastern. No matter how that goes, there is a lack of evidence in this case. They are expecting some sort of reanythin renig on Second Degree murder. But when youre raising children, you dont assume the worst. Theyre talking to kids. You dont go out and say, you know what, if i hand you this knife, dont stab your neighbor. How about, well set up things for you guys to do. If you want to put your money and energy into digital technology, set up something to do thats positive. Sherrod, do you think this psa will help at all . It wont happen in my case. No matter the verdict, im rioting. I dont care about the verdict, got to do things. You dont like the way they cast it. They cast it and the psa looked just like trayvon martin. They had everybody there. It was like a benneton ad. They casted it like a trayvon look alike. Yeah. I mean, come on. People want to riot, they going to riot. If they dont riot because of the verdict, im going to have a problem. Some people do by the courtyard, by the courthouse. At p. C. Richard and son, aint nothing there about the trial. Thats where tvs are. Thats where youll catch me. Bernie, weve been covering the trial on red eye exhaustively. What do you think is going to happen . I think hes going to be acquitted. I think the former police chief from sanford, florida where this occurred, he said he was fired because he arrest zimmerman, which says that they were expecting trouble back then. Yeah. So now they delayed whatever they were expecting. And let it build and build. Well, you know, im curious though. What is the sheriff trying to say, sheriff israel . It almost says if you bring it on, well bring it, too. Like i have your back, but it doesnt sound like hes ive got your back, you know what i mean . Its not like a friend. Weve got your back but well shoot you in it. Im curious, what is that real message there . You know what, its interesting. The Sheriffs Department urged the public not to resort in violence except bill schultzs stupid face. In that case beat it senseless happens to be the motto of that psa. Do we start now . Beating up bill. Justify whether it was the head of publicity for amtrak. They all know its you. You cant blame it on the guy with a same name as you. Its been a rough week in terms of violence in the form of a question as far as im concerned. The issue is not whether or not its offensive. Maybe it is, maybe it isnt. Frankly, i dont care. What the issue is is do psas ever work . Never. When i was a kid we had the more you know. Any time you saw an nbc cartoon, it would end with that. You know what we did . We would laugh. Or it gave us a good idea. We would see Matthew Perry say, dont smoke marijuana. I dont smoke marijuana. That seems like something fun to smoke. Thanks, Matthew Perry. I find it hard to believe you didnt know what marijuana was. If it wasnt for Matthew Perry, no one would smoke pot. Thank you. He started the whole marijuana craze. The irony was he was popping pills. All right. Weve got to take a break. Thank you for smearing Matthew Perry. Allegedly. Allegedly. No, no, he went to rehab. No, the pills were called alleged bely. Coming up, the Federal Reserve will keep its policies in place. Investors across the globe. Then u. S. Stock indexes are soaring to alltime highs. Were not doing that story. Is this the greatest onair cable blooper in news history . My favorite was when john gibson shot stewart varney. He recovered. Brian kill maed enjoyed making kids cry. Yes, now the rest of the world knows it, too. On thursday the fox news host and my news line dancing partner was no friend to a 2yearold for a talent for sinking basketball shots. Indeed, much like my last birthday, the segment ended in tears. Lets hear it for the superstar. You cant teach that. Actually, his dad joe did. Hey, youre a machine. Youre a machine. How do you stop this . Thats how you stop it, brother. Oh, my god. Thats not in the rules right there. Youre going to face that. I dont believe it. I dont believe it well be right bhaack. Well see how titus is. He went from balling to ba bawling. How do you stop this . You know, i think we called mr. Kill me to see if he would apologize on camera to trick shot, titus. He said, i cant hear you because im on my helicopter tottenham p tons. Wow. Thats mean. That is insane. You know what, he lives in an ivory tower. Lite