0 only thirty minutes long. and generally on those shows i'm inside. so this is a really long show. tune in for the next couple hours to watch me progressively get crankier and crankier. >> i just love this. i'm just i did jason chaffetz in for laura ingraham. have a wonderful merry merry christmas and a wonderful, happy new year. >> gutfeld is up next. happy friday. >> i'm tom sulu, in for greg gutfeld . who's busy learning how to unfold origami and turn it back into regular paper. oh, that's a very specific skill. >> good for him. okay, let's welcome tonight's guest. she's so southern. she's president of the smokey and the bandit. fan club. fox business anchor dagon macdowell. he is oros k. now he's in the aarp. comedian jim flaherty, qenos reporting, like hunter knows, snorting "new york post" business reporter lydia moynahan. and by age five , he was reminding his classmate to tip the wait. staff writer and comedian joe davido. >> okay, before we get to some news stories, it's friday ,so it is time for this gregs leftovers from. yeah, it's leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week. now, just like greg does, this is my first time reading is here we go . a viral video is facing online backlash after a construction worker was filmed kicking a food delivery robot. the man hasn't been charged with assault, but the robot is facing battery charge. earlier this week, twitter users voted for elon musk to resign as his company's ceo. although a subsequent report revealed that 90% of the votes came from biden's laptop, actor robert de niro was shocked to find career burglar chanis of vlas, robbing his apartment on monday. this is weird. usually when a black woman takes his stuff, it's after divorce proceedings. >> that's what i thought you'd say. kellyanne conway was spotted having dinner with disgraced former new york governor andrew cuomo. conway said she felt it was important to reach out to him after he reached out to so many women transgender sex offender darren mcgregor was arrested fifteen months after exposing himself in an l.a. spa. l.a. residents say if he wanted to expose himself, he should do the decent thing, become a movie producer. beverly hills nine to one star . tori spelling was hospitalized after having difficulty breathing and experiencing dizziness. doctors said they know she's not faking the symptoms because they've seen her acting . was that was that was compliment, right? >> i think it was. according to a new study, artificial intelligence could help humans predict future calamities, you know, stuff like pandemics, earthquakes, and other disasters. >> scientists have created a gel sheet that's three times more absorbent than paper towels. thank god , said president biden's live in nurse was. wow, that was that was for greg. i think we should have saved that one for him. >> for the second year in a row, philadelphia has recorded five hundred murders out of respect. philly mayor jim kenney has changed the city's name to chicago out of respect. >> and finally, the one point seven trillion dollar omnibus spending bill will name the san francisco federal building after nancy pelosi. and this is a nice touch. any renovations will be completed by the same construction workers who built her face. yeah, i said, oh, okay. >> and now some real news. remember, when they looked you in the iris and said exercise won't help the virus? turns out they were wrong. a new study finds regular exercise helps protect against severe covid infection. this groundbreaking research was published in the journal of no dumb. >> it's well established that a healthy diet along with regular exercise, boosts immunity and prevents illness. yet during the pandemic, the experts close the gyms and the parks. when you think about it, most are what the experts have told us in these past several years is totally wrong, experts said. russia colluded with trump in 2016. they didn't, the experts said. climate change would destroy the planet by twenty twelve. it didn't. they said vaccines would stop infection. they didn't, and they said they were better than natural immunity. they aren't. they said masks don't harm kids . they do. they said if i took over redeye, it'd get canceled. okay, scratch that one . and yet people still say things like i'm going to trust the experts on this. and tom, are they going to go with their credentialed opinion ? thank you very much. but the guy who's an expert on that virus in a petri dish is almost never an expert on other things. like how to run a business, educate a child or live a healthy life. so when people ask me, you really think you're smarter than the experts? i say, of course i am. of course, their track record stinks. >> that's a period dagen. i mean, obviously, the experts have a pretty bad track record , do they not? i call it dipsticks that sounded really redneck for some reason. it happens when i say dipstick . >> much of this there's there's no provable link that one thing directly causes another. what it's like saying people who own yachts have perfectly beautiful teeth. it's not because somebody owns a yacht that their teeth look beautiful. >> it's because they're stinking rich enough to own a yacht, that they're stinking rich enough to go out and get rid of their royal family tea and get some really good veneers or implants that don't look like chick or piano keys. yes. and everybody like we've all had experiences that are just as good as this. >> dipsticks says in these newspaper articles like everybody has an uncle ken who's lived off a diet of flamin hot funyuns and yellow the last three years that uncle ken hadn't gotten covid. yes, that doesn't mean anything. it just means that you have an uncle ken with a horrible diet who people refuse to associate . and it's true. but joe , they say you can't follow. that's anecdotal. we have to follow the science as they. >> but the science has definitely been proven wrong in so many instances. and the reason we initially knew that it was wrong is because it wasn't our lived experience. we're like, nope, that's not happening with my friends. it's not happening with my family. you guys obviously don't know what you're doing. >> and then a year or two later, we're proven, right? >> yeah. well, these people here's the question. if you think you're an expert, ask yourself this. have you ever made it tiktok dance video and you have you're no longer an expert in anything. >> you're a . and you say joe rogan was right because joe rogan was a very practical guy. and he said, if you wanted to be healthy, exercise. he said if you if you wanted to fight covid, take vitamin d, he said smoked dmt. that seemed to help. if you were high all the time, it he's more passable. >> but the experts, they're not experts in anything practical. >> they're credentialed and they tend to see things only what their credentials give them. so if they're an expert in race, they covid is a race issue. and if they're an expert and these other things, they didn't see that. of course, if you're not obese and if you exercise, you breathe fresh air, you will be a healthier person. but when you're an expert in one thing, it's like the old saying that if your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail, especially if you're friends with paul pelosi. >> it is true. >> it's very true. jim , the i think that that is the perfect description. i mean, people are they're myopic. >> they focus on only one thing, but we have a lived experience that's much wider than that. so maybe we don't want to just concentrate on live our lives to avoid the virus. maybe we know that we're healthy. so we want to go ahead and get the virus and then get on with our lives. >> we can make that decision, right? yeah, i mean, look, this is a fascinating study. i basically told you that healthy people are healthier and unhealthy, but i made a good point. there is a pretty good study, you know, but like all that time. so they closed the gyms during a lockdown, but they left a liquor stores in eight stores open. but meanwhile, that home depot every day online, what? forty seven other people. but i was i was i wasn't going to catch it. now we're only caught in the gym. yeah. because the forty seven people i was online. what, they held their breath until we got out of the store. so nobody was spreading. they are. but then also in that article it says if you just exercise 11 minutes a week that you'll be fine. that will help not catch covered in that article. that's what it says. eleven minutes a week. so i did the math. >> if i have three times in one week, i'm fine, huh? eleven minutes a week is literally walking to the fridge every day. right. it's so it's a minute and twenty seconds every day time. seven would be eleven minutes. yes i know you're fine. each trip for another scoop of ice cream. yeah. it's another couple of minutes now lydia the . were you surprised that they even published a study? shouldn't they be embarrassed? i mean, we've had people on this network, guys. there was that famous guy in jersey and he got arrested because he wanted to keep his gym open. >> yeah, no, i mean, it's pretty wild. three years later and we're finally calculating and putting the pieces together that exercise is a good thing. but i think i think experts really especially somebody who's in the reporting world, an expert, is somebody who says something that a journalist wants to highlight and agrees with . so if you have a certain bias, you want to write a certain piece, you can call five , ten people. one of them is surely going to agree with them. and you're going to include them in the article and they will suddenly become an expert . the other thing here is i think we sort of need to have a newton's law for news, right? for every study, there's an equal and opposite study that says something completely different. >> that's newton's law. yeah. yeah, i would think about it. like think about it. you it's like last week we learned that eating chocolate is good for you. drinking wine. this week we learned that actually there's was in chocolate. it's bad for you. so the science is constantly changing and you can find somebody on every single side of the debate who will agree with you. >> just you have to you have to pick your experts. it's true. i heard about that latest study ,joe . there is lead in my chocolate, but only because i always poke my candy with my pencil. >> oh, well, i like we only pause because you use a pencil. >> yeah. here's here's what the experts asked me when they said you can't go anywhere. if you go outside, you're killing grandma. but you want to go to a blm blm rally. that's fine. so you can't say that if you want to leave your house for any other reason, you're a murderous virus spreader. but if it's for a good cause, everything is fine. yes, that's that's nonsense. that's not the science. and if you can't say a virus cares about what your political opinions are, the question is always is this contagious, an infection or not? 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