Hop in. Welcome to the cable news had party were tonight we are raising red lookups to my late great daisy who buck the hair type in the sky this week. Give it up for daisy, everybody. There is. Some think its crazy to open comedy show on a dead pet but fine spirits because daisy had a great run. This kat youre looking at was 19 years old which in human years would make her mitch mcconnell. [laughter] is a bipartisan show where everyone feels welcome, i figured it would be overcome a ring energy liberals because like the precious wind turbines, shes killed tons of birds. [laughter] my wife is still be done about about my 15yearold son lincoln seems ready to move on. Last night we saw him on the computer checking out Penthouse Pet alaska airlines, one door closes and another one opened. [laughter] flies open and back. With me to discuss, daisy so much more, they are more like the pall bearers that joke was the only thing sadder than my dead kat. As a Superstar Foxbusiness host the sun was the last person photographed with my kat so police are going to be waiting his place. Say hello to the defendants, brian brenberg. The most famous all caps of all time, the way this country is going, we are all getting sleep. It comedian opening for me june 22, hey girl. People always telling him you look at the character chris penn which is an unfair comparison because chris penn is then and even when he was alive, he led himself never go this much. To take his second, yellowjacket. Im glad your kat is dead. [laughter] she died of embarrassment. [laughter] just morning everybody, this is the only kat talk your getting shot. You are about to find out, prior to daisy checking out, the Dog Whisperer to be on the show with us as excited about animals was reluctant. [laughter] if you got that kat material, please eat it early because theres a problem with 60, hes weirded out about us putting down daisy mainly because i watched. [laughter] the pets need to know we are not afraid to make changes in this administration. [laughter] these are all eatable moments but this is real. As i was debating what i was writing this monologue but to open the show on, i was like my hat getting back to the sopranos isnt sadder than politics right now, not even close. One president ial candidate is nor has telling people he cant get a fair trial and the other is outside an airport telling people hes gone. On. They never found the body. A lot cannibals in the part. I think what hes trying to say is gavin newsom, 2024. [laughter] thats someones popup. The white house admits the world war ii incident never happened so it turns out bidens uncle was a passenger in a plane that crashed in the ocean so the good news is his uncle never ended up in a crockpot. The bad news is, dementia. [laughter] how does the president land in such a Mind Altering State . Auto nobody actually has dementia but am coming to you because you a ton of weed. I think being 400 years old may have something to do with it. The model just beyond the warranty. Hes past his sell by date. You are celebrating for 20 today and everyday for that matter. Someone whos seriously tapped into the entertainment industry, how many people in hollywood heard bidens comments and check to see if cannibalism was keto. [laughter] biden needs adderall, trumps adderall as his fathers disappointment and biden needs fuel like that. Whatever they gave to the state of the unit was good, and almost killed him because he was like do you know what i mean . When he goes up message, i find it entertaining. We have a president who talks like describing a dream if you took asset and fell asleep which is not asleep but a poll shows 86 of americans are concerned about the president s cognitive state or his age. His uncle the moment the biden presidency lost at sea. Give up 14 . [laughter] one 100 agreement on this. We finally have bipartisanship President Trump went missing from the Campaign Trail to attend his court case in New York City this week but he was later spot is outside a Harlem Bodega where he received a heros welcome. [cheering] file this under things that will never show on msnbc. [laughter] the nice thing is everybody cheered him on his now extra famous because the fbi is spying on the bones. Im getting, most of those were prepaid wireless, lets get real. No internet connection. [laughter] every analyst on tv is trying to react to this from the political standpoint like does this mean latinos are voting trump . What i want to know is, do you think trump bought any products in the bodega the only cell and bodegas . How much funnier is the video . Bedroom bully, you know what i mean . I think maybe some bodega hills. [laughter] they have all these names but i want to bring it up because i dont think people around the country know this, they dont know about bodegas and one Thing Setting them back is joe biden went to san antonio and call them photos. [laughter] politicians dont try to bond with an ethnicity does not your own because youre too many writers you can hit along the way but i do not the rest of the country knows the culture but we have because of my tact, every bodega has a bodega kat. I love a good bodega cap trump should have adopted it because he never had set in the oval office. Trump should get a kat. Trump the administration if he does when, did this soprano so the key what the white house with a robot and pick up the newspaper he was working on the chain. America is ready for a tough guy moment. Can you get behind the pitbull on the chain . Maybe he was feeding ducks like soprano, that would humanize him a little bit. You famously train dogs with michael vick. [laughter] you dont need to dignify that. Anyway, Trump Making Rounds in harlem, opponent Chris Christie spot on the streets of montana. [laughter] also cheap shot but i can tell that joke because i look like i get paid in arbys. [laughter] who are weakening . Relevant named violet who escaped from a circus in monta montana. She was booked after she heard a car backfire. Obviously the had no effect on humans because if you live in montana, you have plenty of things backfire on you in life. I was just in montana and its honestly one of the most underrated states in the country, truly gorgeous in montana but speaker, nobody here on this panel is an Expert On Circus follow the bearded lady on tender which is wrong of me to say, turns out she was a pro hamas protester but a bring up protesters because is a part of you that which is the elephant escaped in San Francisco or new york where everybody was clogging bridges, maybe read a few people down . Im advocating for pilots but if you are stuck in traffic for six hours and suddenly an Elephant Trampling people because the traffic jam youre probably okay with it. I would abandon my car and follow it. Just travel the country. What should be Animal Penalty . If youre stuck on the bridge for six hours, what is the Animal Penalty . Is an elephant, joe exotic . Will have consequence from the police that much, would have anything from condemning this but you have speech speech rights. Everybody is the freedom, if youre in traffic for six hours, you will need a bathroom. In a normal city, you want to go indoors. I want free bully to come up over the bridge and back down into the water. To think i described you as a pothead. [laughter] do you have a suitable sentence and guideline . In minnesota, a pack of wolves, just let them go. The elephants are nice and gentle but the wolves, things open up. You are on board with the wolf penalty. I would like to see the lion that took out siegfried. Is he around . Auto. We only have two kat options and one has died. [laughter] anyway, we got a great episode coming up. Danny oconnor is here to help us jump around and dog whisper himself, will help me get my dog under control here onset. What are you doing here . Whats going on . You didnt tell me whats going on . You want hair and makeup . This week we are doing something new. You got to stick around until the end of the show to see who wins the coveted yellowjacket. Its going to be absolute, buckle up butter cup because we are doing this on fox news Saturday Night. Were talking about cashbackin. Not a game were talking about cashbacking. Were talking about. Were not talking about practice . No. Cashbacking. Word. Were talking about cashbacking. Cashbacking. Cashbacking. Cashback like a pro with chase freedom unlimited. How do you cashback . Youll love this Centrum Silver is clinically proven to support memory in older adults. 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Jack white came and hes a baseball guy and played in our stadium. An accurate they wanted me, the stadium wanted me to bring a gift basket and im like im sorry, when did i sign up . But i did it and i did because he didnt interview my he loves xhosa so i gave it to him and said i would love to come by. Never thought he would come by. He came by and asked me to hurtle why it wasnt open yet i told the numbers and he said i will write you a check so six months later, i go to the show and they say billy want to see you in the Dressing Room so im like okay michael he says you like a here . I say i love it so you bought a house . Reset i live at the mayo hotel. The outsiders house. You know about the outsiders house . I heard jack keane 30,000 dollars. Like wow. I want to give you money, not 30,000 but [laughter] i wont tell you what he gave me, it wasnt 30,000 but it was a nice check. The 14yearold me is still pinching myself. 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Brian brenberg, the first headline is a man arrested for hitting a walgreens work with bible on easter. How do you grind your way out of that . My client cant be held liable for merely sharing the bible. That went really well. You are going to help. [laughter] his moms who came to drop bombs. [laughter] jumping around right now. Here we go. Mother and daughter accused of traveling across the country to give a illegal but injections. The case is open and shut, ever punish a person for what they put in there but. [laughter] putting some things in the green room thats really good. Do you know my runoff . The law is out of whack and you cant fix your crack. [laughter] naked new mexico man arrested after allegedly flipping a Light Fixture off homes front porch. If his package is large, you must not charge. [laughter] the consummation. [laughter] the pants dont fit. [laughter] headline number four, kentucky man attempts to purchase a porsche with immediate Million Dollar check. Thats the worst the lot must negate big check hate. You are saying its classist. Class warfare. I think its a guy who read the secret. [laughter] we should market the author for this. Yuriko. Man found drunk, naked and sitting in a garbage can. The answer is a deposition, one womans trash is another womans convicted. [laughter] spoken like the host of a relationship. [laughter] yuriko. Long island scientist busted for a breaking bad style lab after accidentally calling the cops on himself. I know my client guilty of Selling Methamphetamines but lets go easy on him, its not like he mandated vaccines. [laughter] just a Little Something for the fox news crowd. This channel will eat up a fauci joke. Rightfully so. More people trust doctor drake and doctor fauci either doctor drake to popcorn Morning Show Host we love as well. [laughter] youve done all those shows. That was our managers husband. I love that show. They would go into the hood and hang out, it was like he would come to mtv and we clambered up. I remember watching the chemical got robbed. [laughter] it was amazing. Is there how many times the old town will be filmed the video. Yes it was. A fan stole the bottle so the original bottle from the scene was put in there like or more and we did 30th Anniversary Show not far from it, they said lets help ourselves to the bottle