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FOXNEWS Red Eye January 27, 2013



attention to, greg? >> thank you greg. >> no, i didn't. i didn't discuss you. we haven't talked about anything. >> you disgreg. >> i discuss you. >> you discuss me when you thought i wouldn't hear. >> i didn't say anything about you so i didn't discuss you. >> you should go away. >> maybe before i go away. >> we'll welcome our guest. he's so cute. former. and former white house press secretary and one of my co-host on the five. >> and he's so sharp he dates real knives . his book is called the lizard king. he is sweet and called a meet ball. >> look at that. oh, my. and a com-edic genius i would beat him off in florida. comedian sherad small. >> i vote for beyonce. >> and i apologize. >> okay, it is a flope eared bunny make you act funny. new research said looking at animals or babies trigger aggression or as it is known cute aggression. you can't stand it or handle it, that kind of thing. yale researchers found out that people holding bubble wrap popped more bubbles watching cute images than any other. it is unclear why cuteness has the affect. but seeing a wide-eyed baby or rolly polypuff has a desire to care for that creature. frustration could lead to aggression . what examples of adorableness were used. stuff like that is a next one. oh. it it is on the crotch. next. or this. that was me playing the piano. even this . this. can oh. maybe this. oh, it is. [laughing] even this. i want to smash this glass table and every window in the room. sharod. howangry are you right now and is there any way to use it to your advantage. >> those adorable made me hate illegal aliens. >> i want to hold them and cuddle them and then punch things . >> i thought you were for immigration reform. >> i was before i saw the puppy. i like how you are going after illegal immigrants. >> illegal immigrant can go but the pupep stays. >> when we watched the videos, i look over and dana goes like this. oh. literally made that noise and that made me want to punch things. oh. oh, it is a long day. >> it was actually. i shoot or bored. it was trying to outcute them. >> it was a glass cup and it cracked in my hand and want to wallow. >> it is past my bed time and most of america. >> it is adorable. >> i don't understand how people can make each other yawn . yawning is contagious. you can't make an animal yawn but an animal can make you yawn. >> what a cute observation. can you get cuter than that. can we have super imposed fairy wings. i would go bananas . if that kept somebody there until 2:00 a.m. it is worth it. >> why did yale do this study. did other people cure cancer. >> we are spending billions a year and yale has an endowment of a billion dollars and we have graduate students putting and making people watch cat video and giving them bubble wrap. i am not a psychologist. >> wow, that is not cute. i am not a psychologist. but seriously this is the entire study. make you watch the cat video and pop the bubbles and then. >> to be fair, only one dude cured polio. i don't know what the rest of the students was doing. >> the thing is, when women see a baby, it is so cute and want to pinch the cheeks. there is something to it. women will say oh, i can't stand it. i am going to eat him up. >> literature covered it well when liny smothered the puppy. >> the bunny. >> i don't remember. but your favorite movie spice club when jared was beaten up. >> he wanted to destroy something beautiful. >> exactly. >> and the weird thing. i thought he was hotter when half of his face was pulp. i was more turned on to that. the agas am. when they react almost sexually . this, i prefer the anger because it is far less creepy than the orgas'm. >> and the study and this is my theory. let's say there is a researcher with a serious like fetish and he can't find a way to get people in the fetish and this fetish is i would like to see young students popping bubble wrap and i am too embarrassed and he came up with a study. i will have people look at cute videos and tell them to pop the bubble wrap. he's pretending he is measuring angry and he is master baiting. >> you described how civilization came. >> and take the little puppy and going to get you and pop it in front of his face and he loves it. >> that was adorable. >> i hate to break it to you dana. cuteness is a sham and a survival instinct. >> they have evolved to be that way so we don't kill them. >> not only babies. babies are wide-eyed and baby head mel. it is a good smell. >> you want a good study. a lot of an mams east their young they are the ungly ones. most of the animals. >> they wouldn't have been here. thank you jennie craig, because of you i am alive. >> happith 40th anniversary. >> jennie craig prevented infanticide. she prevents that. from ugly babies. >> infanticide. >> i just lost my glasses. have we killed the topic. >> show a picture of jasper for god sakes. >> somebody up. you want to know what that looks like. what is it about that picture. i am sorry. it is gross jasper is a cat. >> i know it is not so cute. that is disgusting. worst cat i have seen. >> 14 year old armenian boy. with a skin condition. >> good for you adopting the creature. >> from sweet to saggy. can pants that sink lead to the clink. psa from the black mental health alliance is telling youngsters to pull up their jeans or they could go to jail. >> so you think you look good wearing your pants like that. underwear exposed and hip-hop style. well, there is something you may not know. you could be fined $300 and placed in the state prison three years and put in county jail two years. you think it is cool, it is the law, pull up your pants and respect yourself. >> yeah, that will learn them. >> fine print in the bottom of the ad. possible three year prison sentence for gross lewdness and now called dana's law. for more we'll go live to massachusetts. >> what did i tell you. first gay marriage and then dogs walking horses. >> even white dogs got horses. [laughing] >> even white dogs got a horse. i'll be damned. >> yes, he was half black. >> god. was that real footage? no, it was cgi by the man. >> it is a expert on saggy pants. will, what did you make of the ad. >> how they made up the law. i like the law to get rid of the fashion trend and telling them they are going to jail . cross or go to prison. >> gladiator boots. >> what are gladiator boots? >> it is like the leather ones that come to your knees and you have hole in them. and then you have to wear them. it is like a real show. it is fun. remember you used to answer for the president and now you are watching cat videos commenting . you used to be one of the most powerful people in the country, what happened? >> we are at 3:00 in the morning. >> i pray he's not watching. >> don't worry. she just had an out of body experience on hair. this is amazing. i want to comfort you. i have such points about >> you used to have a white house chef and now eating crappy cookies in your green room. >> dana, what do you make of the adand opinions. >> i will tell you, i hate this look . when i lived on capitol hill, i loved the grandma who lived next to me. they were two good kids. i don't want to see your pants down around your rear end. you have to make up a law to get people to pull up their pants and this is what nides to happen. you need beyonce and miriah carey who say that is hidous. >> yeah, the women. >> i would never go out with a guy who did their pants. >> if a girl wouldn't date a dude they wouldn't do it everything they do it for the girls. >> peek for yourself. >> 35 percent. >> i think bill does. he is a mentor. >> thank you. watch your english. and we had this discussion in the green room, what are the origins of this? >> prison. >> and then there is two competing thoughts of how it started in prison. my buddy said from belt removal so they don't kill themselves and secretly they have to hold their pants up and makes them only have one hand. >> no. >> first of all, it is definitely belt removal. sneakers with no laces. that was a thing that came back to the hood. same thing with the belt . also for when you are spoken for in prison. somebody knows he's poken for. >> and when i used to wear my pants like that my cell mate called me easy acess. >> that is your initials. >> is that like empathy fashion and you go back to the hood and your uncle maybe in prison and you want to dress like him? >> yeah, yeah. kind of like looking up to silliness . sometimes that becomes fashion and cool. >> like wearing red around glasses. it hasn't caught on. >> and somebody else will wear them. >> and they don't bother to take a shot at me. >> and what is he talking about. something about red glasses. >> they are already checked out. they direct and so they are on the way out. >> i have a theory. shouldn't the jeans company make jeans with underwear in them.>> that is interesting and you could sell that. >> you don't wash your jeans every day and if your underwear is inside of your. >> i have a medical problem and i wash every day. >> what if you have a pair of genes that you can wear and they are not hanging. >> yes. anyway get caught and the cops catch them and they fall and break their neck. >> that is funny. >> and they wallow razor blade and alcohol. >> that happened in dc. >> it is a silly look. >> sometimes girls do it, too. >> and we are okay with that. >> i am good with that. >> little booty showing. >> hey, even ape big one. [laughing] >> i am not. >> i don't see it. >> i got to control this at some point. what is a good way to keep warm on nights. dana always a trend setter . first, do most americans sleep in the nude. we'll pick up on a special report. [ fema announcer ] switch to swiffer wetjet, and u'll dump your old mop. but don't worry, he'll find someone else. ♪ who's that lady? ♪ who's that lady? ♪ sexy lady ♪ who's that lady? 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>> this is a good point it is better to be a guinea pig on the double pop than on the althiemers study. good point, andy. >> some people need post graduate dregrees and need mon yefunding. >> they should have stuck with another major. >> you mentioned the fight club norton beat the crap out of leno. i thought he was saving us from awful music. >> he fail would. amazing. third odd full of grunt is a great band. have you listened to the latest album it is rockability. 30 second toz mars. >> oh. is it that? >> i love jarrod in gladeator. what you did there was butcher russell crow's band name. >> it is. you really thought i said that was the name? >> i sure did. oh, my lord. you are weirdos that e-mail us. >> weird you should something wrong though. >> come on now. i covered myself there by making fun of you. >> dana, you mentioned jasper, who is that? >> jasper is my puppy. >> you have a puppy. >> yes. >> you should talk about it. >> calendar and popular calendar and collector's item. i give one for geg for christmas and he made fun of me merclessly . the puppy is a nine month old and cute. >> that's it. wow, you are losing it. >> andy is thinking about his cat. >> yeah. >> i know, i don't think enough people know that dana has a dog. you need to get that out there, dan a. maybe if you tweeted more about it. >> good advice. >> she's giving you dagger eyes. >> i know. here's why i don't trust the study. researchers told the participants they were studying motor activity and . they be lying to us. >> excellent point. >> pull up your pants thing. dana you hate this look and what is needed is not a law but people like beyonce and miriah carey say it is an awful look. you are assuming they think that. >> maybe we could pay them to say that. >> they don't do it for money. >> airingings are only 180 million. >> true. >> i mean to get somebody like victoria jackson or victoria jackson. >> or katherine webb. the new hot model. >> give somebody like rosy odonnle. she is a tough girl. not everyone shares your taste in women. >> right. i like them where they wear a utility belt. >> throw it around a bit. >> i like the tough broad. >> i am with you on this, will. this massachusetts law they cite has never been applied to saggy pants. >> the larger point of the story, aren't we just glad that people are just still wearing pants? >> no, we are not. no. you speak for yourself, sir. >> i give it five more years. >> i think the fabric jail movement will begin shortly. >> the what? >> we are living in fabric jail. >> each one much us are living in a fabric jail. >> played prison. >> and by the way, you talk body the prison and the idea that it start in prison not wearing the belt. there is another theory about that, too. >> the lowered pant in prison signified that you were available. >> i told them in the green room that's what it is all about. they were so prudish they didn't want to bring it up. >> i thought i would throw it in. >> only way to find out. >> could we actually find the person who knows and started it? >> i got a cusin. -- cousin. >> and good method. >> and he was on the string thing. >> it is correct. >> he is more of an it. >> and lance armstrong suit. you like that australia book moving armstrong's book

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