our allstar panel will debate how many of them showered. and a source says actress natalie portman has had a falling out with her father over sex scenes in her new movie, "black swan." >> thou monstrous, howdy form does thy look? >> i call uh slain druse coward and villain. >> i apologize for nothing. >> i welcome something heavy falling on you. >> let's welcome our guest. her name contains both the words lava and sun. that's because she is hotter than both. i am here with new york reporter lauren sevant. she is so sexy when she plays strip poker she is asked to put her clothes back on. and if genius were coke -- coconuts, natives would bang him against a rock. and bill shultz stinks of shame. and next to me the wonderfully sexy leeann tweed host of "poker after dark" of the she is so hot that hotel faucets are marked cold and tweeden. and he is a chap full of crap. good to see you pinchy. >> t-minus four days until the 2010 version of all hallows eve by gum. i will have bill use me to clean up the city's many dog droppings and then go as the newas "the new york post." all is fair in love and newspaper war. >> that's true. you are such trash. to the greg-alogue. it is the word of wisdom in a tequilla bottle of fie nationally. >> so apparently new york city is proposing banning folks from owning guns. if they happen to be crappy drivers, been fired from a job due to jerky behavior or be seriously broke. according to councilmember dan halloran they get more power to object against licenses and ownership caused by new lower fees. whatever. now i'm all for keeping guns out of the hands of bad people, but i am also forgetting guns into the hands of good people. so i must ask, how does being a bad driver make you a bad person? and getting fired, i have been canned three times. does that mean i can't own a gloc? i should have a gloc, but not for that reason. who could forget that incident in hooter's? as for being in debt, it eliminate everybody here on this set and john gibson who owes me for a year's worth of therapeutic massages. so the restrictions seem vague. there is something else that stinks like something that stinks. the government can link certain good behaviors to gun ownership, who is going to define what is good? thour firearm fitness may be approved as long as you fulfill a strict criteria that refers to the civil servant. you will have to possess a -- an impeccable recycling history, take yoga classes, watch "the daily show" regularly and ban trans fats from your kids' diet. you didn't run the 5k and you rented "the expendables" instead of" eat, pray love." but you will never learn how to carve a pumpkin the fun way. >> i think that will do. >> that will do. you are an american hero. and if you disagree with me, are you a racist homophobic glaco-phobe. >> i guess life would be great if none of us had these problems, if none of drive peectly, right? >> yeah. life would be a dream, greg. it is for me because i am perfect. rt of the population, this is really an unfair list of requirements. no one could possibly pass those requirements, who has lived longer than 14. >> especially in new york city where everybody is in debt and nobody has cars. nobody can actually drive here. speaking of that, you know, leeann, it is a fact that it has been verified by studies going by thousands of years that women can't drive. so basically this is a sexist idea. the sexes are saying that women can't have guns because women are bad drivers. that's racist and sexist. >> i am probably a better driver than you and i guarantee i am a better shot with a gun than you are. >> i bet you are. >> come on. >> that's science. >> what do you make of this? >> you know, i think it is ridiculous. what does that have to do with owning a gun, with being a responsible gun owner or somebody that knows how to shoot a weapon and clean their weapon and keep it locked up safe. what i jaywalked and can't own a gun because i got fat? whatever, it is so ridiculous, that it is stupid. >> it is a dangerous thing, the linking of the behavior. i love the phrase "slippery slope." >> i think one day a real big rain will wash the scum off the streets. >> that was from my favorite movie -- >> which you couldn't make with those things in place. >> you can't make taxi driver work. >> you can see can i did be -- candice bergin. >> no, it was the other blonde chick, murphy's law. i am moving away from you because you are confusing me. bill, you are not allowed to own a gun no matter what because you are basically psychotic. so this has no affect on you whatsoever. >> you know what it is holding? two guns right here and right here so you better watch it, my friend. >> that is true. >> you know what is scarier, bill can have a job, but not own a gun. no, bill can have a child rather and not own a gun. >> that's interesting. >> i told you not to talk about my man ovaries. i'm getting them removed. >> it is about time. >> it is far more dangerous to have kids than guns. >> you don't need a license to have kids, and i know many, many, many pregnant teenagers that would agree with me, greg. >> it is way maury responsible to -- more responsibility to have kids and breed than own a gun. >> what are the two things, three things -- >> be a law-abiding citizen. don't be psychotic. if you have some mental problem, you can't own a gun. i am all for making it harder for them. this is nothing i will get upset about. it is debt ridden, irresponsible butt can't get a gun in new york city. leave. go upstate. there are plenty of places like paw kip see -- well, this is only for new york city, is it not? i believe it is just for new york city. >> i think it is for the city. >> you know what is great about this show? because we didn't read the whole story, andy levy will come up later on and correct us. bottom line, here is the thing that bothers me, nearly all gun owners take owning guns seriously. nongun owners think gun owners treat it like dangerous toys, and you can't have them. >> i disagree. i think what bugs gun owners is nongun owners could give a crap. i don't care about the second amendment. but the nra has it in their head that anyone that doesn't own a gun is after that. obama has not done anything with your gun. but you think they do because you want to be angry and you have a gun. >> enough with your "i want to be angry" crap. >> to talk about taking away guns is like talking about taking away lawyers. we don't speak the same language anymore because we don't have the same symbolic vocabulary and guns show that. >> it is like the demonization of sarah palin and the demonization of nancy pelosi. it is a mirrored language. democrats refuse to give up trial lawyers. you have to pry their -- >> absolutely. i think we tackled something here. from guns to goobers, president obama took time out of his busy schedule calling america stupid to meet with a group of lefty bloggers. those invited to the presidential sit down was duncun black, aka something called atrios. barbara morell and crooks and liars and things we don't need to mention. *9 meeting lasted 45 minutes which felt like 45 days. and it included gay rights and whether the tea partiers were just like nazis or more like nazis. it was 3-2 for just like nazis. two of the blogers at the meeting joined us. guys, how did it go? >> actually those two are more productive than any bloger i know. man, in a year -- it sounded like a movie preview. in a year where independents are flocking to the republicans, shouldn't the president be better off meeting with moderates in assisted of stinky lefty blogers who are already -- he is preaching to the choir. >> right. he is already talking to his base. i think a lot of democrats in this coming up election are trying to back away from him. some think him coming to try to rally is not doing so good in the broad public view. most people are mad. i'm surprised they are talking about gay rights. he has not done anything the left has expected him to do. >> that's actually what they brought up. >> i'm sure. what is he going to say? he will say something and be smooth and run it over. everybody will be like we love obama. >> to their credit they did say he hadn't done anything, don't ask, don't tell or gay marriage. the bottom line for me, lauren, they are meeting with obama and you're not. >> thank you. thank you. remember back in the day when the only people who got face time with the president were heads of state, people holding a high political office, gorgeous, hot ago -- actresses. now anyone with a go daddy website and an ax to grind can sit with the president? >> what kind of president wants to have sickly shut ins when they could be hanging out with you or leeann? i don't understand it. it is demeaning the office of the presidency. he became a president to hang around with attractive people, successful people. >> we actually asked the hard questions and he would have to squirm in his seat for the questions. >> can you imagine anything worse than being at this meeting? >> j.f.k. has famously said the shock in the presidency is he says "i get to be around heads of state, and how shocking is how second rate they are." now nobody is surprised. >> not when you had marilyn monroe swimming around in the under ground pool. >> i would like to be a fly on the wall, or maybe just a fly. >> that would be awesome. >> you thought about that. >> i would have like a hundred different eyes. i could fly. i think what he is doing is he is just -- he is preaching to the choir. the choir may agree, but it doesn't mean he has to go out and vote. he wants them to be more via meant and actually participate rather than wining on-line. he knows these guys are just sort of working for him. everybody knows blogers are not news sources. let me rephrase. everybody but bloggers knows it is not news sources. >> people think news dies and then we go to narrative. one of the interesting articles is he is trying to massage the narrative for after the loss. >> of course. >> i love it. can i just say i love it when dana says things like "massaging the narrative." >> i had my narrative massage, and i didn't expect it. >> you know, here is the thing , these are the people that i feel at this time he shouldn't be around, but he doesn't like the other people. he doesn't like the moderates. so he can't work with republicans. >> the only other thing he hates is being alone. >> we will be right back after this. no, but he validates -- what he ends up doing is validating everything that is said about him by glen beck that he hangs around with progressives. he should be hanging out with, i don't know, nonprogressives like will ford brimley. >> he tried to campaign as a moderate and everyone knew he was not. he was very much a leftist poe agrees cive. others bk. does your kay dense hurt your credence? if you sown foreigny, the answer is wie which is turkish for sailor. native english speakers view folks with a foreign accent as being less trustworthy. but it is not prejudice. the study says we distrust those with accents -- >> and impediments. >> because they are harder to understand. for me though it is prejudice. the results will be troubling for workers and job hunters with an accent. for more let's go back to six-pack the crazy wall russ. your thoughts, six-pack. >> the only language he is speaking is fabulousness. in the green room when you hear an accent your first reaction is to spit on that person. is that because you don't understand them? >> yes, i get frustrated and that's how i released my emotional frustration. by the way, it hasn't happened on this show. effing has been dumb -- everything has been dumbed down for me. no, i would say the reverse is true. if i had a dime for every young gal i knew who ran off with some barely coherent immediate terrain yes, terranean drifter because they thought he was sexy, i mean, you know -- >> there is a ginger divide there. >> they obviously trust him on some level. the next thing you know you are living in a studio apartment with him and his mother. >> that's part of the culture. they never leave their mom. >> guys fall in love as well and they end up with empty bank accounts. they wake up and their kidneys are missing. >> with the accept on -- accent on "hooker." >> leeann, you have a southern accent. do you feel people treat you differently? >>y southern accent has gone away since i left virginia. i only say y'all and i have a little lisp. we can talk speech impediment and the y'all. in the deep south, it is known that people go, oh you are mb drawl accent like georgia and alabama. but it is sort of human nature to think that maybe you don't trust somebody if you can't understand them. i can understand where that comes fro be around. do you find that to be true? >> yeah. there is a historical bias that your point about the mediterranean accent is funny, but there are certain accents we associate with being funny want to get closerciate with to the former and away from the latter. >> you laugh about that. >> bill, you spend weekends training young men to lose their accent. why? >> it is not the accent i want them to lose, greg. >> you know what, it can mean anything. >> here is my theory. i think the study was designed to get people to sign up to lose the accent classes which are popping up all over the place. i think it is okay. i happen to find accents very alluring and attractive. >> but don't try to fool me with your american accent on the hotline. i know you are in mumbai. >> my name is bill. does dating animals have to be illegal? lauren sevant introduces to her new boyfriend, pink nose mcwhisk skers. first, is natalie's dad mad because she is not into lads? that's a gross misunderstanding of the story, but i can live with it. so, according to some new survey of kids ages 11 to 18, one in 20 boysim of their romantic partner on-line. in an article appearing at msnbc .com, the writer claims the new term must be coined electronic dating violence. no doubt this behavior sucks sending yucky photos and threatening messages is wrong, but is it violee? violence is an actual physical act that leaves cuts and bruises. the fact is the more thi meaning truly violent actions have. having said that, i admit this uglier consequences. the worst part of the cyberbullying report is this fact, quote, youth who share their passwords with their significant other are nearly three times as likely to be victims oflelectnic dating violence. so here is my beef, how many 11-year-olds have a significant other or even 18-year-old? could it be when an adult describes sophisticated terms to immature people you have crappy behavior among kids? you don't call them executives or pastry chefs until they earn it. creating bizarre terms for bad is to ignore the research centers, own your brat cell phone use and teach boys and girls how to fight. than let thm coddle you with disagree, you ap lauren, i go to you because you are the vicious bully. who says significant other? come on. >> at 11, really? lucky you you found your soulmate tha early in life. >> it solves a lot of problems. >> first of all, electronic dating violence? when i read this i thought it was something that happened on grand theft auto. it had no correlation to what is going on. any boy under the age of 18, if he gets his hands on a picture of a girl, he is gonna send it out to his friends no matter what the picture is. that's being 14. >> this is one of the most important conversations parents can have with their kids which is better than exed. it is don't do this with your phone -- don't let anybody take a picture of you. >> let's clarify. i wouldn't call it violence because it says if i punch you you will knock your tooth out. who gives your password out to anybody? really? that's why there are pass words. and again, where are the parents in all of this? you raise your kids in a certain way, you won't bully your kids. you probably wouldn't post-it because you would say, my dad taught me what if that was somebody else's situation. no i will be the bigger person and i will not spread it to my friends. >> that doesn't work on people like me and bill. we go, yeah. >> then i will kick your ass out on the greens and take care of it with my fists. >> a side note, you know a good way to remember your password is to make it your last name. dana, hasn't technology pretty much out paced the parent's ability to deal with it? >> the more data is gathered on us, the less we exist. it is funny because eric schmidt proposed that the change and around age 15 you would choose a new name. in other words, you would uh blite rate the old identity because you polluted it so much. the new environment is changing identity. >> and that's the only solution you have. rather than destroy yourself it is to destroy yourself. it is to completely eliminate. bill, at 34 you haven't yet -- >> jimmy. >> yeah, i'm 30-poor. that requires some cash. i would say that i have been in a lot of fights, this thrice broken nose used to be gorgeous. and i have sent out a lot of pictures of my kibble and bits. and i will take getting beat up every time. the reaction is quite usually awful. >> kids want to reinvent themselves. i mean, look at these nammy pam mes getting their parents to cover them until they are 26 for health insurance. really? if at 15 you want to be a man or 11 you want to be a man, you can pay your health insurance, pay a mortgage, and get a job. >> it took cry until 33 to come -- christ until 33 to come of age. >> you know, before i go, i have to say this kind of stuff is worse than violence because it affects more people. if you get in a fight it is a localized thing that happens in your community. but somebody posts something and that goes millions. >> it is there for of. >> yes, and it is horrible. >> what does it say about our society? >> i don't know. what does that say about people who would post other things. >> send it to bill shultz. >> i must move on. do you have a comment on this show? e-mail us. it i red eye at fox news .com. call 412-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. not a bad guy after all. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by zombie. the reanimated corlses with an insatiable appetite for human flesh. thanks, zombie. welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. the giants played tonight. it is what will certainly be a heck of a match. i knew i had fun at brian wilson's house yesterday. >> the greg-alogue. let's start with whether this is for new york city and new york state. i went out of my way in the pre game report to mention that mayor bloomberg is a poopie head. and he said in the first sentence of a greg-alogue, apparently new york city is thinking of banning and not promoting guns. so it is new york state. >> obviously. >> greg, you were outraged at the clause that said your permit could be rejected from getting fired. i am told there is an exception forgetting fired from -- for midget-related reasons. >> by the way, it is little people. >> i apologize to you. >> and i don't get this. don't guns get fired all the time? >> the more you know. >> you are amazing. >> i'm done. >> walk away right now. dana it was sibl sheep -- cybil sheep shepherd -- cybil shepherd in "taxicab." >> how about that movie? >> how about the guy that drove the taxi? >> the movie he took her to, the porno flick. he was so out of touch with society. he thought that was fly. >> watch this. you talkin to this person? is this the 3er7b you -- the person you are talkin to? >> it is like being in the room with pacino. >> it was robert duval. >> lauren, don't you think the reason the permit fees are so high is to keep the guns out of the hands of poor people? >> probably, yes. i think everything -- >> why does mayor bloomberg hate poor people, lauren? >> you w