hollywood, nauseating award shows on their pompous actors who are famous only because they pretend to be heroes on the big screen. tonight, we honor the real heroes. [cheers and applause] in the other hollywood, diva actors, they like to walk the red carpet beard well come at the patriot awards, we walk the red, white, and blue carpet. [cheers and applause] in the other hollywood, fawning reporters asked kale-eating celebrities -- [laughter] who are you wearing this evening? right? well, at the patriot awards, we show them. [applause]e]