Put that down. We were talking about people who talk to you on the phone and talk to their kids in the background. You know how jim mocks our fitness session . I was eating an apple and he he said he said, how are you going to burn off that apple. Here she is, the current news center. Good morning, everybody, the battles to restrict abortion continue in texas and former senator and former president ial candidate Rick Santorum is jumping into the fray. Santorum will go to texas and hold a press conference in austin. His spokesman said hes joining those giving a voice to the unborn seriously and backing a bill that would ban abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy. Remember this is a state bill and Rick Santorum is from pennsylvania. Anyway thousands of activists both antiabortion and prochoice have been swarming the capitol to weigh in on the bill. The state committee has determined to vote today. The bill is requesting that doctors have admitting privileges to hospitals and would effectively shut down abortion clinics to five in texas. A new law that bans doctors from performing abortion it is they dont have admitting privileges at hospitals. Planned parenthood the of wisconsin will said judges said there is no medical purpose. laughter . She gets the comedians laughing. Thats the best thats hilarious. And the thinkers thinking. Okay, so there is wiggle room in the Ten Commandments is what youre telling me. Shes joy behar. Ya, i consider you jewtalian. Okay, whatever you want. Who plays kafka . Who saw kafka . Who ever saw kafka . laughter . Asking the tough questions. Wouldnt let one of your daughters go out with him. Absolutely not. You would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me . Absolutely singing i take lipitor, thats it. Are you improving your lips . laughter . When shes talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. It looks like Anthony Wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. His what in the ring . His hat. Always outspoken, joy behar. And the best part is that current will let me say anything. What the hell were they thinking . Only on current tv. [ music ] it is the Stephanie Miller show, welcome to it. I got a tweet from god. Oh . No, you cannot get what what, stop asking. Are you promoting South Carolina with your shirt . No, soul cycle. Its the gym. Where youre exercising to burn off that apple. Right, we ran into each other in the parking structure. I normally take the stairs and he takes the elevator, but we were chatting with him so i took the elevator. He said how are you going to burn off that apple. Am i apple fat already . Mispaltrow in that jack black movie. Yes. Shallow hal. In the flabber cast. She had to way that fat suit. Just because i know more than you, you dont to talk to me in that tone. Eric mccormack coming up. Who is not wearing a flabber cast. No, at the bottom of the hour. And marriage equality, and a lot of people have decided that will grace is a turning point, and straight guy. Yes and he just might be canadian. Yes, he is canadian. Hes from toronto. Another episode of gay are canadian. No, its called acting as it turns out. Oh, Pat Robertson wants to strom glit well get to that. Pat robertson urges you not to hit the light button. I would like a vomit button. Do we have that . Im not one who switches on likes and facebooks, but what you say, yes i like this kind of thing. You got a couple of same sex guys kissing well, that makes me want to throw up. But to me i would push vomit not like. They dont give me that option on facebook. That is part of my exercise routine punching vomit. On the facebooks . Oh boy. You are an idiot what facebooks were you reading. Thats like george bush internets. Same sex guys, what does that mean . You see a couple of same sex guys. Same sex guys. That is redundant. A couple of same sex guys. All right. I just think im going to vomit. Facebook, get on that, get a vomit button for all the facebooks. That is a good idea, not for gays but other stuff. There i would specifically like not to like this thing. For the yahoo. Particularly for people who show off on facebook as they tend to, stop showing off vomit, splat. To a picture of two chicks. Is there a lick button . [ laughing ] that spells like, well. Is there a really like button. I like it a lot. All right Charlie Pierce, esquire. Com and comedian jen kirkman from chelsy lately. We did site her over over over the weekend who does not have children. Thats jens line. Oh, i have stage seven cancer, oh billy put that down. There is no such thing as stage seven cancer, youre just trying to get your friends attention. Its always so much more funnier if you have to explain it. So much to get to. Rick perry will not run for reelection of governor. Oh no, say its not so. It looks like hes setting up a president ial run despite how disastrous the last one was. Wow. If you remember history. Howdy from texas. This is governor rick perry and this is todays History Lesson about the american revolution. In 1540 we took a trip on the mighty mississip. We fired our guns and the nazi kept coming thats how it all happen he road through the russians he rode through the germans he rode so fast he surrendered to Benjamin Franklin to win the alamo i forgot about that one. Hell get back in and Michele Bachmann will come back in. And marcus can become first lady. And then the election can go to the Republican Party just like it went last year. We could have a whole debate when paul revere was ringing them clang, clang, clang clang. Michele bachmann is bring in fun facts facts. [ whatever ] and bringing in history of all kind but doesnt remember american history. Im really excited about the future and challenges ahead. Sure. Like walking in a straight line. About injuring yourself would be a challenge for him. Every day is a challenge. A. Time has come to pass the hasnt. Well, texas is and will remain a strong prolife, profamily freedom state. Yes, like all the other states that does not believe in freedom. [ whatever ] he said he would make his decision at the end of the year and he made a bleak mention of another run. He said any future considerations i will announce in due time and ill make announce those decisions appropriately. Ill make those decisions decisionsoops. Thats great. That gas, that particular gas. Those of us in radio appreciate it the most. Dead air is the most terrified thing in life. I think there was 50 seconds which is eternity. I dont think it was that long. If you go to radio hell, thats what it is, dead air. Thats what it was for january brewjan brewer. Yes she got very blinky. She did. That was doubly good that was her opening prepared statement. She prepared that dead air. It was written down for her. Da, da, junk, um. [ mumbling ] she planned it that way. Yes. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Look at your paper, jan, come on. So he was trying to remember the three things he would abolish. That he would abolish. There is the department of remembering things. Ill shut that one done. He apparently did. That had been shut down without his knowledge. Oops. Friends andallies say perry is energized by the abortion battle that propelled filibustering wendy davis that made him look like a bigger douche and then came back and said she made it personal. And saying if her motherwhatever. Shes a rock star, wendy davis. So we will stay her with baited breath waiting for his announcement. [ crickets ] im here to, um, to do um, shh, oops. Sorry, i cant do it. [ laughing ] one of my favorite moments in president ial debates, sorry, i cant, bye. All right so lots to get to. As i say, Eric Mccormack coming up at the bottom of the hour. And jim and i got talking about the zimmerman trial in the elevator. Well talk more about that. Well try to get marsha clark or lisa bloom. You were saying yesterday that you think hes going to walk. Lisa bloom said she thinks the defense had a couple of disastrous days. How can you miss it, every cable channel is running it 24 7. Its incredible to me is the screaming thing. Yes, the guy with the gun is screaming. Help, i got a gun. And then stops immediately after the gunshot. Its hard to figure out who that could have been. Then they tried to put trayvons father on the stand. Thats what lisa bloom was talking about to make itliterally hes grief stricken. Hes hearing tape for the first time of his sons last moments of course hes likehe didnt say definitively thats his son. They said he put his head down, and i guess the cop took that as a no, thats not my son. But thats ridiculous to have that and to introduce that he had marijuana in his bloodstream. How is that relevant . He had a little bit of thc. Its not pcp. It doesnt make you crazy. The whole thing to me, its so counter intuitive. He clearly racially profiled this kid. Followed him with a gun. The dispatcher said, we dont need you to do that. He does, the kid ends up dead and all this stuff that is completely irrelevant. Stuck in my craw. Apparently. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Call stephanie now. Shes easy. 1800steph12. While making no sense. Hey, so can i. Once again friends, this is live tv and sometimes these things happen. Watch the show. Only on current tv. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. [ music ] [ music ] announcer Stephanie Miller. [ music ] this is the Stephanie Miller show. The entire show yesterday became plane talk. Jim, of course knows about planes. Its really incredible. Here are some of the things they were talking about why nobody noticed the plane was coming in too slow. I dont know anything about planes. Why would that be bad. No, if you come in too slow. You stall and drop. Because there is not enough air providing lift over the air. Its called the area of reverse command. You use the throttles to apply power because if if you pull back on the yoke at that low speed and youll stall like a rock. Which is what happened to this plane. Right the other thing seemed to be that he left the first guyish the first captain let the first officer land the plane. He was the one with the less experience, it seems that that was not they were also just a little behind the curve because they flight powered too late and then they asked to for a go around too late. And then there was a crash accident where no one died. The one that crashed on water but the first thing the captain let the first officer land the plane, then it was too late. Maybe the training thing maybe without the people in the plane something. That might help. First of all you spend a lot of time in the simulator before you fly the actual plane. And you can fly into specific airports like sfo on the simulator air. Was in training the this account saying the mystery deepens, how is the pilot flying misjudged their approach so seriously. The details imply a serious lack of airmanship. Thats what it seems like. My first thought is fatigue because theyre flying in from seoul. They should have a backup crew. How long is that flight. Its pretty long. Ill google that. A distress of a stick shaker warning. The stick shakes. On a plane like that, its a warning on a plane like that. Its also the name of a wreck and effects song. A zoom zoom, zoom, shake your stick. And also a warning when porn filming has gone awry. Youre coming in too low. Youre about to lose altitude. Going in too slow. Thats when the i airplane itself senses its on the brink of a dynamic stall. When the altitude provokes a stick a shake the idea is to put the nose down and reach speed as quickly as possible. And it was too late, and it seems it would go without saying. I thought of wind shear which is what happened in texas all those years ago. But they didnt have the word for it, when the wind suddenly chases and you have no lift, and you drop out of the sky. We also learned chris, we have the largest pool of amateur or professional pilots that listen to the show than in the country. Someone wrote in and said youre wrong. The Francisco Airport is not a difficult airport to land, and youre not even an amateur pilot and they think you should close your pie hole. They were speaking in pig latin and only jim could understand. Stop agreeing, you know nothing. Right, thats the only thing everybody could agree on. You should shut your pie hole. Ill just be over here. Ive never gotten a pilots license, but i have flown small aircraft. And i cleaned small aircraft, in college i cleaned small planes. I was just in a small plane over the holiday. Being in it does not qualify. I had to clean it and i backed the small plane into a hanger after which i was fired. The hanger door was closed. I ripped wires and instruments out of a small plane. I cleaned bugs and windshields off the small plane and they do in the look like bugs any more. And i had to check out the instruments saying it was okay to go up. And you didnt know what you were doing. No. You didnt know the difference between an indicator andandand a veloceraptor. And i had to guide the planes in, and i didnt know what i was doing either. It was more like cheerleading. Wow. The first officer handled the landing, he was in training on the 777saturday was his first attempt to land the plane at san Francisco Airport. That would have been nice. In a plane he didnt have experience flying. The captain who assisted in the landing had over 3,000 hours of experience on the 777 and they were saying a lot of times even bad conditions, plane 214 was coming in with no other challenges other than flying competently. Maybe thats why the captain thought this is fine. Oops. Captain rick perry thought everything was going really well. Thats probably what he said. Its customary for pilots to build their experience when there are no other unusually circumstances involved, its part of their routine. The investigation is to find out what happened, why and all that there. 29 minutes after the hour. Eric mccormack to talk about his new series on tnt perception, which sounds hilarious. It sounds really interesting. Well talk to eric as we continue on the Stephanie Miller show. [ music ] kaj jack, how old are you . Nine. adam this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines. 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Doing the things that im given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. In reality its not like they actually care. This is purely about political grandstanding. Ive worn lots of hats, but ive always kept this going. Ive been doing politics now for a dozen years. vo hes been called the epic politics man. Hes Michael Shure and his arena is the war room. These republicans in congress that think the world ends at the Atlantic Ocean border and Pacific Ocean border. The bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. I do a lot of looking at those people as well. Not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. But we do care about them right . [ music ] fantastic. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Youre the kind of person the network cannot get enough of. Right. Its the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number tollfree from anywhere. You know, how many times has will grace been cited with all this stuff hooping happening with gay rights and then who pops up Eric Mccormack. Eric mccormack of will grace with his new series perception. Imagine our surprise to find out youre straight. Its crazy in the last year or two from biden to santorum people keep bringing this show up that was so long ago, its kind of amazing. It must make you feel proud. It really isit is interesting how many cultureal things are turning points in this country. And will will grace was. It wasnt the agenda. The agenda was to be funny. We have aware of young guys and girls coming up and saying, i didnt have the courage to tell my parents, they were watching you every week, and that made it easier. But to be constantly mentioned in political change is amazing. Do you watch modern family and think hikers, youre late to the party. Ellen could have done the same. She came out on her program, and that brought that little peek in the door brought us in the door. Its got to keep growing and growing until its not an issue any more. If you talk politics any more like i do, you look at the polling and thats why this civil rights has moved so fast because you know somebody. People feel like they know characters on tv. It makes it oh, its that couple i really like, or that guy that i like. Totally. Totally. You can alwaysits more like something with milk and monty honey than vinegar. You can do all the guy rights speeches, but people will turn to the programming and that change will happen naturally rather than having to be forced. I think its catch more flies is what youre thinking. Catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Youre excused. Youre from canada. You were born in toronto. I found its being completely flooded. Theyre having bad flooding problems. Crazy. I was 30 years in toronto always in the theater before i came west through vancouver and down through l. A. But i was in my 30s