[ theme music ] stephanie hello current tvland. Well, its official Jacki Schechner i will never be secretary of defense. How come . Stephanie they are holding up his nomination among other things they want some information about someone in his office that sexually harassed someone else. Oh, and you would be more directly involved. Stephanie yes. Im pretty sure chuck hagel never had to make that call the next morning. Stephanie oh to jacki . Sorry, i know you are straight. Im less worried about myself and more worried about tbone and chris. Good morning, everybody, white house Counter Terrorism chief and cia director john brennan will head up to the hill today for his confirmation hearings. He is facing tough questions. Some congressional committees had access to a memo in june but now that it has been made entirely public, it is raising all sorts of concerns about the ethics and legalalty of using force against americans overseas. And the Senate Intelligence committee sent brennan questions prior to todays hearings including how do they determine whether someone is affiliated with alqaeda. And the president will go to virginia to talk about his secondterm agenda. He spent time with Senate Democrats yesterday, and also worked on how to work out his priorities. And New York Times reports that obama is giving back by planning to hit the campaign trail this coming year. Already on the calendar at least 14 fundraising events. Were back after the break. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know that im going to be the first one to call them out. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. While your carpets may appear clean. 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Well post that on our Stephanie Miller facebook. There is something called the slow loris. Oh its a rice ball. It is now posted up on your Facebook Page. Slow loris eating a rice ball. [ laughter ] stephanie i had what was i just saying . I believe i had that very expression on my face when i first heard about the box numbers for chicago for sexy liberal. Did you see that segue. Im like what . On its way to a sellout, april 13th go get it time for our good friend who is incredibly frisch. I dont know what he looks like eating a rice ball, but i bet its adorable. Karl frisch bullfightstrategies. Com. Hello, karl you are already feeding dexter a rice ball isnt you . [ inaudible ]. Stephanie there is going to be a song on the interweb as we speak. Good morning karl frisch. Good morning. It is a Beautiful Day in america. Stephanie why . Because dick morris is out of a job. Stephanie i know. I know. Who could have seen that coming . Stephanie he was so clearly accurate. I mean it was 20 years ago that putting somebody elses foot in his mouth got him in trouble [ circus music ] stephanie you wrote that in advance, karl frisch, you scamp. What would make you think such a thing. Stephanie what a little comedy rice ball you offered me. You could tell the difference between my delivery of the rice ball humor and the dick morris joke . Stephanie yes. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie i officially can never be secretary of defense because they are holding up the hagel nomination for among other things awaiting a 2007 Sexual Harassment claim by two members of his staff and he was not involved. Its very troubling that he was in the vicinity of something that happened. Stephanie whereas i sexually harass everybody. Can you match if they brought everybody from the itchy kitty . Blinded by a pingpong ball. [ ping pong balls firing ] i think karl frisch has even got caught in that shrapnel. Well, in all fairness we are talking about an actual pingpong table. [ ping pong balls firing ] stephanie im going to try it with rice balls. That are not that solid. Stephanie no ill put down tarp. Jim has tried. [ laughter ] stephanie all right. Here rego, bill oreilly oh, on ted nugent who the reasoned voice on the gun debate. Last night it was interesting to hear conservative rock god ted nugent really level a cnn commentarior. Thats what the Republican Party needs. It should lay out wisdom and aggressively counterattack views that are void of reason. Surely bill oreilly must have met ted nugent in the hallway when he was leaving Sean Hannitys studio. This is a guy who said Hillary Clinton should sit on his machine gun. Stephanie yes. And he has made threats against including president obama. Stephanie if i can make a small correction. I believe he said suck on. Oh, i apologize its not often that you hear phallus humor. Stephanie okay. Rush limbaugh the president of iran has told the editor in chief of an egyptian newspaper that iran is now a nuclear state. You know he waited for hill hilary to split with her ball lockbox before he made the announcement. Yeah. I believe they sent a monkey into space before he came back with a makeover. Stephanie hes a slow loris. Yes its some kind of space time tin you um. Stephanie all right. Steve doocy. Days after retirement of Hillary Clinton, somebody launched a new website of her, showing off this glamorous new face. Facelift, perhaps . But her aids say it is simply a way to reach here. Stephanie is this a facelift three days after she appeared on television. Right. [ overlapping speakers ] rand paul is enough to make anybody look better in a photo. Stephanie exactly. And by the way she is wearing glasses because of the head injury obviously. And was Gretchen Carlson even sitting there . Stephanie yeah, like you say its open season on hilary before she has even announced. Over the last four years they have come up with ways to do their racist dog whistles is there a way to full this card in the same fashion. Are they just going to say hilary is not like us down there. [ laughter ] stephanie all right. Oh, dick morris on piers morgan. Oooooooooh. I had a wonderful talk with roger ailes who i really respect a week ago, and he said nothing is final on the table i was wrong at the top of my lungs. They fired you because you are wrong. A lot of people on fox are wrong. Why have you been simpled out . [ inaudible ]. But do you know the answer . No, dont. I think i was wrong at the top of my lungs, make i am being made a poster child for that. Stephanie oh. Im surprised you played that clip. There was the clip that was news breaking. Happen to have it if you dont mind. Go ahead. I have breaking news tagg romney has been elected to the u. S. Senate for massachusetts. [ laughter ] you heard it hear first, dickmorris. Com. Org. Net. [ laughter ] stephanie okay, Michelle Malkin. Out here in the real word the medical device tax is causing layoffs across the country, the fact that so many people who were intending to go into medicine are no longer going into medicine. And the fact that so many Small Businesses doctors who were individual practitioners are either bailing and retiring all together or going into concierge care. People are shutting down their practice as they used to be constituted, dropping insurance all together, where now only the wealthiest can pay for care. Congratulations obamacare heck of a job. Stephanie wow. First of all thats Michelle Malkin talking about brain drain on fox. Secondly, there are no more doctors. Yeah, its going to be hysterical when we talk about obamacare, because its so close, october of this year youll be able to enroll in obamacare, and the moment the first applications come in collectively the rightwing world will explode. Stephanie okay. And we finish with bill oreilly. Many americans disrespectfully feel like they can do whatever they want to do. On the net troubled people say the most horrendous things hiding behind their machines. And shows like jersey shore and this idiot thing in west virginia, debase our culture all day long. Stephanie only bill oreilly can talk about being respectful and polite. The only thing he must watch is his teleprompter so say the things that he said, and then to blame it on the rest of culture without having any sort of introspection. If you liken fox news to professional wrestlings, their ratings went through the roof when they admitted that professional wrestling was fake. So why dont they just point out when they are wrong, and when they are just stealing baloney, then you would have a lot of liberals watch. Stephanie in fairness i have to say who better than bill oreilly to talk about rudeness. You pin head. Cowards. Gutter snides charlottetons, jerks, i just think he is a weasel, he is a corrupt midget. Loufa, shower. Stephanie thank you very much. Karl frisch go buy rice balls for dexter please. I plan on it. Stephanie bye, honey. 18 minutes after the hour. And jacki will be calling in right after this. Stephanie thank you. I pictured her head exploding. [ explosion ] yeah. Stephanie it was like a health care nonsense rice ball a tightly packed ball of nonsense. You didnt see the part with the loris holds a folk. Stephanie im going to freeze that in carbonite because i never want to lose that. Carbonite backs up everything. I dont know what is in your computer, but i know you have things you care about. Maybe you are composing music, financial documents, family photos. Everything in your computer automatically and continually backed up whenever you are connected to the internet. You can get all of your files back in just a couple of clicks if anything happens. Unlimited back up space. Only 59 for the entire year. 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I could tell you were having like a spasm in the current news center when you heard this sound bite. Hello. Stephanie hello, Jacki Schechner. Hello. You cant take me for granted. Stephanie i said hello im not going to be ignored. [ laughter ] stephanie fine. All right. Lets unpack this rice ball of healthcare nonsense. Here we go. Out here in the real world the insects of obamacare including the medical device tax that is rutting r d and causing layoffs across the country, so many people who were going to go into medicine are no longer going to go into medicine. Thank you. And doctors are either bailing or retiring all together or going into concierge care. Have you heard that term . Do you know the trends of people who are shutting down their practices as they used to be constituted, dropping insurance all together where now only the wealthiest can pay for care. Congratulations obamacare heck of a job. She could know about brain drain. Michelle malkin is a senior fellow at fantasy thinking. I have no idea where she gets this stuff other than making it up out of her own mind. There are no more doctors and the tax on medical devices is thwarting medical development, and mass exodus of medical care. Wow, that was a tightly packed ball of nonsense. Yeah, i will say give me some proof. Give me some evidence. If your Insurance Company says xyand z show me the letter. Stephanie they think like when a vowel is silent they think its just understood that it is because of president obama. Yeah, where is the Extensive Research she has done to back up those assertions. Stephanie yeah. And this is going to get worse obviously as karl frisch today, as obamacare kicks in. Once it is implemented people are going to like it and then were going to have a real problem. Stephanie and fortunately the Republican Party is in such great. Yeah, look the Affordable Care act isnt perfect, and i will be the first one to admit that. There are problems with it. And we know that. But you are not going to get wholesale healthcare reform that is going to happen in one fail swoop. President s have been trying for years and years and years to address healthcare reform. President obama finally got something threw, and it is a good start. It cracks open the door to make improvements down the line. Stephanie right. We have made a good first step. So i dont think anybody is being realistic if they defend it wholesale, or if they reject it wholesale, we need to say there are some good things with it, and some things that can be improved. Stephanie thats why we love you, because you are fair and balanced. I try to be. Im passionate about making sure that everybody has access to Affordable Health care and not Affordable Health care insurance. But there are some things that you just cant overcome. Stephanie but we can have nice things and it is because of Jacki Schechner. Oh, you are welcome. Stephanie wound her up again. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. You know sometimes stuff just happens and there is nothing you can do about it. For example announcer Stephanie Miller. Hasnt talked to me since the 11th grade because no matter how much you apologize you cant go back and unhump someones boyfriend. Stephanie i found the story that bill oreilly was talking about, disrespect in society. A miami woman was [ inaudible ] on contempt charges after flipping off a judge. Yes. Stephanie and as a career criminal i was just in court, Christmas Eve for my dog off of a leash ticket. And i understand the impulse. Did you see the video of the girl the look on her face when the judge said okay 30 days in jail. The look on her face was priceless. It looked like a slow loris eating a rice ball. Stephanie i told you i sat there for an hour watching for other cases and i went up to the bailiff and said why cant my case and he said because you are holding the paper. Im like rusty the bailiff just call my case. They love when you call them that. Stephanie yeah and the judge is older than cocooned grandparents, and he is like and you tried to ride the train without paying for take it. And im like theres trains in l. A. Number one . You tried to get into wally World Without paying a ticket. Stephanie i told the whole story and everybody in the audience started waving, and he had no idea who i was what the sam hill. He thought you were lindsay lohan. [ applause ] stephanie yeah, but anyway understand the impulse. But i pulled my finger down. Uhhuh. Stephanie lets go to gloria in memphis. Caller good morning, momma. Stephanie good morning, baby. Caller i just love you all. Im just up in the rafters about your show this morning. I want to talk about Michelle Malkin. You know, she has the most annoying face. It looks like Somebody Just balled her face up and gave her a big pinch. Stephanie at least you are keeping this all intellectual. Caller i wanted to comment about doctors shutting down businesses. Thats a blatant lie. Because of obamacare, i know some fizz indications who can now accept ten care here in tennessee. One in particular has a high volume obgyn practice, and she did not accept ten care, and now she is. So thats a plus. So i dont know where Michelle Malkin got her, quote unquote facts from . Jim said somewhere from a colonoscopy. Someone on facebook said dear Michelle Malkin your colon is not a fact checker no many how many things you pull out of your ass. [ laughter ] stephanie good morning. Caller good morning, im living proof that obamacare is already here and it works. When i retired i could not get insurance because i