Please have a seat. Thank you. So kind. Youre so kind. Last night we just did that the whole show. [laughter] i didnt even get the. It was good but i think we did all the work. I dont know. June has always been a proud month for the Lgbt Community. This week alone, Marriage Equality turned a year old. Obama named the Stonewall Inn a national monument, and at new york pride, Hillary Clinton marched among rainbow flags, which if you think about it, hold as many different colors as hillary has held different positions on gay rights. So with this outpowering of love for the Lgbt Community, i was surprised to see this on social media. Yes, hashtag heterosexual pride day was trending on twitter. Seriously . I mean ive heard of other offensive attempts to co opt a minority experience, like mens rights or all lives matter or panda express. But look, let me just say this to anybody who genuinely celebrates heterosexual pride day. Hashtag shut the [bleep] up. And speaking of gay issues, the pope made news this week when he weighed in on the churchs attitude towards homosexuality. Man, this guy really seems to be taking those papal robes off lately. I think we need a new way to describe whats going on at the vatican, all right. Its time for the unpopenning. Pope francis is speaking out again in support of gay people. The pope says the Catholic Church owes an apology to gay individuals and others who have been mistreated. Larry yes. Sounds great. Although it is weird that historys most gay friendly pope is the only one are not to wear a giant jeweled hat and ruby slippers. Just putting that out there. But this guys the pope. If he thinks the Catholic Church should apologize, then with a wave of his pope wand or whatever he can just change Church Doctrine, right . No, it doesnt change but what changes is tone and tone is very important. It may be as important as doctrine. Larry thats right. Its just the tone thats going to change. So its going to go from gay people will burn in hell for all eternity to gay people will burn in hell for all eternity. Amazing how different that sounds. Man, heliums stronger than it used to be. I dont think this helium has been cut. Now, as always, every papal action has a woefully misguided reaction. Enter Catholic League president bill donohue. Do you feel like apologizing to the Lgbt Community . No. As a matter of fact, i want an apology from gays. Larry you want gay people to apologize to you . For what . What, were you beat up by a bunch of lesbians or something . I blame the people who are, who are at a protest parade who watched me be assaulted by lesbians. Larry nooooo. I mean, yessss. God, how did i miss that . By the way, watch bill donohue get assaulted by lesbians is the least popular category on pornhub. Just not a lot of demand for some reason. On that site. And donohue is clearly still concussed from this supposed lesbian assault because he went on to make this comparison when the topic of gay marriage came up. Im against muslim mad men who kill innocent people in orlando, okay . Thats fine. But first of all, why do you equate being gay and wanting to marry with being a terrorist in orlando . Because you asked me what im opposed to. I am opposed to things that people do wrong. Larry thats your point of comparison for gay people . The orlando shooter . You know, thats not a good analogy, right . Thats like the orlando shooter of analogies. Now thats thats a good analogy. As a catholic, i want to believe the Catholic Church when they say the tone is changing. Thats a good thing. But as long as there are guys like bill donohue, theyve got to start changing minds and doctrines and not just tone. [cheers and applause] oh, and Something Else about this whole story struck me as interesting. These wide ranging off the cuff press conferences on board his papal flights have become a sort of signature of pope francis. Larry the best thing about a papal flight . No mother [bleep] snakes. Doesnt belong in [bleep] planes you guys. So the pope loves his airborn press conferences, and we actually were able to reach someone whos at one right now. For more details on the popes historic statement, lets go live now to pope francis plane with vatican p. R. Liaison cardan jorlos. Ciao, larry. Larry thank you for video chatting me from the plane. I understand you were also with the pope when he made his groundbraining statement about homosexuality. Thats right. Im honored to have been a witness to history. But to be honest, his holiness does that sort of thing on every flight. Larry sounds like sydney poiter. Police. Who . Larry yes. Oh yeah. When he first boards the plane, hes very serious. Then he throws on a pair of yeezy boots and shotguns two tiny bottle of limoncello. Thats when plane pope comes out. Larry wait, plane pope . Yes, plane pope. And plane pope doesnt hold back on anything. Larry so plane pope is what explains why he says these things that seem to go against normal Church Doctrine. Exactly. But the real fun begins at 30,000 feet. Thats when he switches to titos vodka on the rocks. Larry he kind of loosens up. Yes. After a couple of those. Holy spirits, he starts making in flight announcements. Actually, hes doing it right now. Check this out. I dont understand. Why cant a woman be a pope. The patriarchy, itsa no good. Larry i thought the pope was argentina. An italian accent. Yes, but you know, when in rome. Larry yes, okay. I heard him say a woman should be pope now is that really going to be a thing. Of course not. Hes just putting some tone out there. We call it workshopping. In the jazz world, es known as scatting. Larry so allowing women into the vatican is scatting . Women are equal to men. Scooby do bop bop bop. Yes. Hes pope provising. I say it once, i say it again. I apologize to the gays, to the muslims to the gay muslims. I apologize to tom brady for deflategate. Big shout out to black people. You should all get reparations. Larry reparations. Does he mean that. Bee di bee bop bop nooo. Its just more tone. Tone t tone tone tone. You know, toni, tony, tonee. His mere tone sets the stage for possible change vis a vis reparations. Larry so none of this means anything . It doesnt not mean something. Sometimes he gives very helpful in flight announcements. Hell tell us when our tray tables should be in the full, upright position. You havent lived until youve seen the holy father mime inflating a life vest. Oh wait, here comes an announcement. Attenzione, everybody. Is this thing on . Tonights in flight movie the dirty grandma el papa [bleep] a holay will begin shortly. And by the way, what happened to deniro, huh . First he is the bull that rages. Next thing hes the intern for anne hathaway. Its no good. Its no good. Larry he does make a good point on deniro. Yes. Larry so do you think the popes views will ever actually make it into Church Doctrine . Good one, larry. The popell join the Mile High Club before that happens. My 5hour is my motivation. My 5hour keeps me cooking. My 5hour energizes my workout. My 5hour keeps me on the trail. My 5hour gets me through finals. My 5hour helps me keep up with these guys. Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . If i hired you, i see a few things changing. Less mergers and acquisitions, more charitable donations. Receiving pats on the back, yes, but most importantly, giving them. Accounts, 401k, nicknames. Linda . luggage, saving the wildlife. Retiring on top. Letting boredom get the best of me. And then, returning triumphantly. Smells like were done here. Linda . [old spice anthem] and these are the lungs. boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. vo at our house, we need things that are built to last. Thats why we got a subaru. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. And im bout to blow hey jit all on chocolate ya im bout to blow it all on Chocolate Sweet tooth baby make that dollar stretch yo yo yo chocolate yo yo yo chocolate larry welcome back. Welcome back. In many ways, social media is a brutally honest reflection of todays culture, for better or for worse. Here to examine what social media got right and wrong this week is nightly show contributor Franchesca Ramsey with her segment hash it out. Franchesca. Thanks larry. This past weekend kanye west got his next al bull. Kanye lays in bed with creepily realistic wax replicas of celebrities. Including taylor swift, rhianna, chris brown, amber rose, donald trump, Caitlyn Jenner and bill cosby. Oh, and theyre all butt ass naked. Gross. Now theyre supposed to be asleep, but to me it just looks like crime scene footage. As they say, kanyes gonna kanye. But his delusional fans were quick to defend the video with tweets like these. The famous video by kanye west is [bleep] art. Why are people shaming this video. It is art. kanyewest with your famous video is one of the most valuable pieces of art in our time. The most valuable piece of art in our time . Im guessing youve never seen an andy warhol, georgia okeefe or Jackson Pollock . If you think this video is art, ive got an old copyof hustler and an episode of forensic files that will blow your [bleep] mind. [applause] and to add insult to injury, this garbage video isnt even original. This scene is inspired by vincent des a derio, gotta appreciate the risk and vision. Risk and vision . Sure, risky because kanyes ass is probably getting sued. But vision . He just copied someone elses work. Hey hbo, ive got a completely original idea for you, its called throne of games. [laughter] trust me, its mine. Sure technically, this video could be considered art. But just because its art doesnt mean it isnt awful kinda like your nephews. Macaroni self portrait. I dont care if youre in preschool, kid, working with rigatoni. That makes you a douche. Not to mention, art can be criticized. Oh, and criticize it i will. This video is gross on so many levels. Its so misogynistic. Its not new or creative to exploit womens bodies. There are tons of wax tits but where are the wax dicks, kanye . Well, technically, trump is a wax dick, so you got one. [cheers and applause] then youve got rihanna next to chris brown. You know that dude, that um. Abused her . And lets not forget. The video has multiple naked women in bed with an alleged serial rapist. Thats right, mother [bleep], we havent forgotten about you. [applause] to top it off, this masterpiece was made without any of these peoples consent. Which is so hypocritical, kanye, you know how valuable your public image is. Hell, you didnt like it when an Australian Artist did a mural of you making out with yourself. And if im being totally honest, kanye making out with kanye is way more plausiblethan this freaky slumber party. Listen kanye, i really dont understand your sick obsession with taylor swift, amber rose or yourself for that matter, but this video has crossed the line. Ive always been a fan of your music, but what you do with your wax figures in the privacy of your own home is your business. Just leave us out of your not so beautiful dark, twisted fantasy. [crowd cheering] larry Franchesca Ramsey, everybody. Well be right back. guy oh man, the shows pretty much over. friend wish we could start it from the beginning. jon bon jovi with directv, you can. You see, weve got the power to turn back time lets start over, lets rewind and lets go back and not quit the gym and have a chance to say goodbye to grampy tim oh, thats the power to turn back time. vo get the ultimate allincluded bundle. Call 1800directv. Booking. Com offers free cancellations, so youre free to decide if the trip youre on. Hahahahahaha . Isnt really the trip you want to be on. Hahahaha. Hahaha. [mountain woman and key laughing together] larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, nightly show contributor rory albanese, nightly show contributor. Robin thede, hes a spokesman for respect my vote. And his new e p theres a lot going on is out now. Rapper vic mensa. And for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter at nightly show using the hashtag tonightly. Last weekend at the bet awards Jesse Williams gave an electrifying speech. Take a look. And were done watching and waiting while this invention called whiteness uses and abuses us, burying black people out of sight and out of mind while extracting our culture, our dollars, our entertainment like oil, black gold. Larry during the show, Justin Timberlake tweeted that he was inspired. Then he got trolled for somebody sensitive and then twitter responded with this tweet and then twitter lost its mind. He thought he was being condescending. Why do you think there was a big reaction to this reaction. I feel that the issue is not Justin Timberlake having an input or even appreciating what was said in this speech. I mean thats something that everybody, most people can resonate with. Our problem here is that Justin Timberlake himself is definitely benefiting from using black culture for his sound, his dance moves, his dancers and blowing up off of it. But if you go down justin tim her lakes twitters for the past few years which i just did theres nothing that supports black when when its more difficult and theres a struggle. Everybodys being killed by police on camera in the past couple years, theres no hashtag black lives matter, theres no praying for baltimore, theres no praying for flint, you know. Because thats a dangerous subject for him to touch. And were not feeling him being down when its beneficial to him and turning a blind eye when it could be dangerous. [applause] larry did it feel that was the underlying feeling with that kind of battle that was going on . Because jesses speech had a lot on of that in there about cultural corporation. Yes, and it was really powerful, you know. And i think part of it justin just caught black people at a brake momentbat moment,bad mome. When we went to go see 12 years a slave, a black man opened the door and it was like too late too late. And you feel so white. White. Fired people after th. Thats fair. No but i think it was his follow up tweet when he said were all the same. Just after jesse had said were not being treated the same. Its like you cant all lives matter us and then also be inspired by his speech, you know. Larry do you feel thats a feeling thats out there right now because his speech had a lot of different aspects of it. The cultural part do you feel that was a twitter beef or thats a real feeling thats out there right now. Twitter is representing what people are thinking. Thats where we can as a stream of co consciousness express ourselves. Larry is there any kind to be appropriate and some that doesnt. Im just trying to help rory out. For timberlake being a white guy and getting involved in this is a mistake. Theres this thing that to me it makes perfect sense. Like the black community has been ostracized since the beginning of time in this country obviously. And weve not invited him to the party the entire time and they created their own world their own culture and all these things they have to do when they werent invited and now they created these things within that culture and say well take that, well take that and its like [bleep] you cant take the [bleep] and ignore the issue. Larry when does appropriations stop and when does something become part of the culture. Theres a lot of young white kids thats all they know. Thats the music and the culture they know. They dont see it as appropriations. They dont want to appropriate the Voter Suppression and job discrimination. You dont want to appropriate that stuff. Theta. Right. Its like a selective appropriation. Who would want to appropriate that. Youre either in or out do you know what i mean. He also talks about critique. Larry i want to show this other part of the speech that jesse was talking about. The other critique for the resistance for our resistance and you better have an established record of the critique of our oppression. If you have no interest, if you have no interest for equal rights for plaque people then did not make suggestions for those who do. Sit down. [applause] he was beating at a thousand. Yeah, he was. Larry dont give us, dont tell us bleep. Yes [bleep] no. You dont have to treat that justin tim her lake. He could have said everything he was inspired about and then we would have been cool. I think ironically one of the mediums that to divide appropriations i think is the same medium of comprehensive because music is one of the sources that does bring a lot of people together. Larry well be right back. Wow. These are awesome this is my dream car. Yeah, i like this. Ive been waiting to get in this. Real people have a lot to say about the awardwinning vehicles at the chevy summer sell down. Wow the design is great. I love it. Number one in my book. Thats awesome if you could get 20 cash back on this vehicle, what would you do . I think im going to drive it through that wall and take it. Find your tag and get cash back for 20 of the msrp on select 2016 chevy vehicles in stock. Thats over 9000 cash back on this chevy traverse. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. Whos the lucky lady . Im going to the bank, to discuss a mortgage. 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Part of this good breakfast. Larry thanks to my panelists rory albanese, robin thede and vic mensa. Thanks for watching. Goodnightly everyone. From comedy centrals wo news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much, everybody im trevor noah. Tonights guest, im so excited, a great comedian and aficionado of food. Jim gaffigan, everybody cheers and applause but first, happy belated fourth of july, everyone. I hope you had an amazing weekend because mine truly was. I actually got asked to join taylor swifts squad. laughter yeah. She gives you the flag bikini when she sends the text. laughter it was really cool. What a great holiday. Getting the day off. Celebrating independence. The perfect time in america to achieve something historic. After a nearly five year long journey juno spacecraft sent a message from 540 million miles away. Nailsa scientists at the jet propulling lab in Southern California are calling this the hardest thing theyve ever done, successfully putting a jupiters orbit. After a 1. 7 billionmile journey we hit our burn targets within one second on a target just tens of kilometers large. Isnt that incredible . Trevor did he just bump into the mic . While talking about how precise they are . laughter applause
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