Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 2016

Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 20160617

But first, first, while most conservative and liberal pundits are at each others throats concerning guns, fox news host Gretchen Carlson kind of went off script. Theres no doubt that omar mateen was able to kill so many people because he was firing an ar15, a weapon easier to buy in the state of florida than buying a handgun. Im also with the majority today taking a stand. Cant we hold true the sanctity of the Second Amendment while still having common sense . Larry by the way, fox news employees, swing by Buffalo Wild Wings tonight for Gretchen Carlsons farewell party. laughter im telling you, theres no way fox is keeping her after that. Good for you, gretchen. Good for you. To help gretchen land a new job, we got her the msnbc starter pack. laughter here we go. Here we go very nice. applause its all here the short, androgynous brunette wig; black glasses; and a Tanehisi Coates book. Lets see how shell look for her msnbc job interview. Oh, nice perfect i like it i like it a lot. Very good. Everyone should have one of those. They really should. Meanwhile, Senate Democrats are tired of just talking about guns. They want action. Led by connecticut senator chris murphy, democrats commandeering the senate floor, trying to force a vote to toughen up gun laws. And so im going to remain on this floor until we get some signal, some sign that we can come together. Larry i tried that line on halle berry. Still waiting. So the democrats are fighting for two amendments expanding background checks and preventing people on the nofly list from being able to buy guns. Now, these are no0brainers, especially the nofly list one. In fact, its such a nobrainer that even someone with barely a brain agrees. Trump signaling an openness to new restrictions that would ban people on the terrorist watch list or the nofly list from buying guns. Larry yes, guys, trump makes a good point, but calm down. You could hit a piano with a bat and still get a couple of notes, but that doesnt make you rachmaninoff. It does not. All right. And, by the way, even the benghazi kid agrees. If you are too dangerous to get on a plane, you are too dangerous to buy a gun. Larry well, i dont know. I dont know. Under that logic, then no bleep snakes can buy any bleep guns. Because they are not allowed on any bleep plane. Is that your vision of america, hillary . laughter all right, so both sides agree, right. But when both sides agree so but heres the thing. Quickly after being so far apart on everything, thats when i generally get worried. So lets really think this through, because this country has a habit of making bad decisions in the wake of a national crisis. Iraq war. cough patriot act. cough japanese internment camps. cough fuller house. laughter applause once the olsen twins werent in, wilmore was out. But, look, heres the thing, its easy to say this person is dangerous. They shouldnt be allowed to buy guns. But it isnt that simple. Anyone can be under the investigation of the f. B. I. I mean, Martin Luther king was under investigation of the f. B. I. John lennon was under investigation of the f. B. I. Hillary clinton is currently under investigation of the f. B. I. How embarassing would it be to have a president who is on the nofly list . Could we do this summit at the white house instead . Air force one is in the shop. And because its the government, you know, theres also the problem of bureaucratic error. Ference, this is true you know who else has been denied entry to airplanes . Air marshals who are supposed to protect us while flying but who also have names too similar to someone on the list like dave been laden, but been laden. Hes not laden now. Hes been laden. laughter he aint laden no more. Thank you, thank you thats what im talkin about applause and whistle lady got it, too. Thank you. Heres my other problem with this list of potential bad people any of us could wind up on this thing. And by any of us, i mean mostly black and brown people laughter do you know what putting black people on a nofly list would do to Southwest Airlines . Decimated. And by the way, neither the San Bernardino shooters, nor the orlando shooter were on the nofly list. Ill tell you what. How about if we put all americans on a no buying assault weapons list. cheers and applause thats one i can get behind. How about that . All right. Okay. So to learn more about the process by which these lists are made, please welcome the acting deputy undersecretary of the homeland securitys bureau of regulation, management and lists, dirk mcdermond. cheers and applause so, dirk, i have to say, i have very serious concerns about these lists. How exactly do they work . Oh, its a very complicated system involving covert surveillance, complex algorithms and forensic analysis. Larry really . Nah, im just messing with you, man. If somebody looks guilty, we just put them on a list. Larry i knew it but if you can just slap someone on a list and then take away a constitutional right, youre depriving them of due process, which means any american has the potential to be on that list, right . No, no, of course, not. Theres a long list of people who will never be put on a list. We call it the nolist list. We got this. We got this covered. Larry even the a. C. L. U. Is concerned that a lot of these lists are just like profiling, and youll have a list thats certain way. And by certain way, i mean people of color. Completely understand your concern. Larry thank you. Look, thats why we have a long list of safeguards to prevent those things from happening. Larry thats just another list. How do you keep those lists straight. It starts with an l and rhymes with cyst. List, you got it. Larry heres want other thing. How can people even get off this list . Larry, thats very simple. You just have to get on the take me off the list list. Larry how do they do that . Well right, now you cant do it, because theres a bit of a waiting list. But you can is there anything someone can do . Can they at least call . No, were actually unlisted. Larry, of course, you are. Okay. laughter you dont think theres anything wrong with this . I mean, youre not even worried about peoples civil liberties. As a black man, im sure im probably on, like, seven lists. 13 coughs . Larry what . Listen, i gotta run. Im sorry, im working at buzzfeed at night. Im working on lists for them. 29 reasons my cat cant eat. So cool. Larry dirk mcdermond, everybody. Everybody. Well be right back. With booking. Coms range rebel and key can wing it all the way to jordan and chelseas wedding. Rumble road trip. There she is. Uh oh, oh, oh, oh, what . So here is our road trip itinerary. Whats this . A bunch of different places. Nah, bro. We gotta go offscript. Rip to shreds every motel, cabin and teepee, between here and the wedding. Now get out of my seat. Alright. screams road trip whahhhh hahaha. Road trip thought i told you to stay off our turf. And what would you know about turf, skipper . Lets end this here and now lets dance flo whoa there progressive covers boaand rvs, okay . Plenty of policies to go around. [ grunts ] oh, oh, im the bad guy . You threw a fish at us, so, yeah. Yeah. Coverage for land and sea. Now, thats progressive. My 5hour is my motivation. My 5hour keeps me cooking. My 5hour energizes my workout. My 5hour keeps me on the trail. My 5hour gets me through finals. My 5hour helps me keep up with these guys. Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . cheers and applause . Larry welcome back. Thank you very much. Now, if you listen to conservatives it seems like all that stands between us and handing isis its own assis, its like three little words. Yippeekaia. Larry no, it was this. Radical islamic terrorism. Larry there we go see, the right contends since obama wont say radical islamic terrorism he is soft on terror. Obama is the one in the relationship who wont say the word they need to hear. I dont even know what we are right now, obama. Posus, what do you have to say for yourself . Not once has an adviser said, man, if we really use that phrase well turn this whole thing around. Not once. Theres no magic to the phrase radical islam. Larry but anything can be magical, obama, if you. cheers and applause believe all right. That has nothing to do with anything. Put this is a big debate. Why wont obama use this specific language. Here with more is our resident egghead and language expert, felonious monk. cheers and applause felonious, youre a master of words. How important is it for the president to use the words radical islamic terrorism . Brother larry, does the wincesomeness of a locks area checkthe avian plumage . Is it not the same with the matters of hume strife. Does it matter orally or are all things the same, no matter the tenor . Larry right. In other words, brother larry, what can the ears say for they have no mouth with which to opine. Larry okay, oh, okay, so youre saying his words arent important. Right . I mean, obamas still fighting war on terror, right . You are both wholly unerring and hopelessly astray. The lexicon matters little when, in a situation such as this, the desideratum is key larry desideratum, of course intent. Larry right, i just wanted to clear that up for the audience. Words are important, brother larry, yes, though they are windows into the domicile and that home is built upon an idea, and for that the post alation to withstand natures servancery, that foundation must be unyielding. Larry yes, right. I just said that to someone at the barber shop the other day. Nonetheless, president obama in his attempt to remain respectfully roost above the maelstrom of bile belched forth by the likes of that hirsute titan of the teutonic tradition, one donald jiberius trump, elects to utilize decorum, to not regress into the fetid fever swamps of ad hoc animus against islam which isis leverages to attract fresh janissaries and flunkies laughter larry oh, oh, okay. So youre saying obamas trying to be an adult about this so that he doesnt vilify muslims verily, sir, verily. Larry despite getting osama and advances made against isis, obamas critics still think hes weak on terror. I mean, two out of five republicans think obama is a muslim. felonious of course not, but obamas perspicacity may be ipso facto a mendacious canard, for the verbiage we use to describe something can change our opinions of it. Larry can you give me an example. Well, as you said to the chief executive of these united states, the most potently powerful potentate in perhaps the known macro cosmos, larry, one can be a familiar or compatriot, or one can be most emphatically and explicitly my succession. cheers and applause larry what did you just call me . I said bleep . Larry thats what i thought. That part i understood. Felonious munk, everybody. Well be right back. Its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the cla250 for 299 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. cheers and applause larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, nightly show contributor franchesca ramsey. cheers and applause and nightly show contributor. Holly walker. cheers and applause and shes a Tony Awardwinning actress and singer, and she was just a part of the amazing roots remake on the history chanel, anika noni rose. cheers and applause and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter nightlyshow using the hashtag tonightly. Now, during tuesdays firstever united state of women summit, organized by the white house, obama gave an impassioned speech. Take a look. I may be a little grar than i was eight years ago, but this is what a feminist looks like. applause so is he right . Is that what a feminist looks like. Yes yes its not just women anymore. Absolutely. And hes done the work. He has done a lot of things to speak up about wage equality, whether to expand health care, which is also a feminist issue because women need to have access to Birth Control and be able to get safe abortions. So hes not just saying hes a feminist. Hes actually doing the work. And we need men to be feminists. We need men to push this message because, you know, you dont listen as strongly to the other. You listen much more to the message coming from somebody who is of your area, whatever that means. So when it can come from someone with extra things happening laughter then somehow its stronger. Larry now, is what does feminism mean to you today . Do you think its changed from how it originally the original meaning of it . Or is it basically the same but people are just understanding it now . I think there are a lot of things that are the same and a lot of things that have changed that, you know, i think for me, i think of wage equality. I think of certainly having the ability to be in charge of whats happening with my own body and my own health and not having a group of men sitting behind some wall deciding for me. Larry sure. But here we are in 2016 discussing abortion like we didnt have this conversation and make a point about it in 1972. Unfortunately, we are still having the same conversations. Larry yeah. People like to talk in america. People like to talk. You know, and people think its all about, you know some men women not wearing bras and clearly i chose not to today. You know. I have a really good designer so im all right. You know, i dont think a lot of women since the advent of the pushup bra are too worried about that. Larry so feminism means Something Different for women of color . Absolutely. Yes. Historically the feminist movement has been very white. Even if you look at the sufraget movement, wells was very upset when she was told she needed to be at the back of the march and was like, theres no way im going to stay back there. Larry ida b. In the front. Yes larry so i think today a lot more women of color are comfortable calling themselves feminists. Personally, i am noting about thed if someone isnt okay with calling themselves a feminist. As long as youre doing the work, i think thats what matters the most. Quite frankly, unfortunately, for me, being a feminist and dealing with feminism is the backseat to dealing with racism. So theres always racism feminism is in the backseat. Sometimes, ysometimes. And, unfortunately, they also combine. So it definitely is different for women of color because were also dealing with different things. But its also different for women who have disabilitys. Its also different for transgender women. Its different for a lot of different women. Depending on what your background is, i think it morphs daily. And i think theres also a different feeling about if black women are feeling very strong and set in a point about feminism, we are all of a sudden angry. Larry yeah. In a very different way, which means something very different. And i think larry well, feminism has always had that kind of the people who were antifeminism although i dont know how that doesnt even make sense to me, that phrase. But that was always why is she so angry . Why are you so angry. Larry theres a very good reason to be angry. Theres good reason to be angry. And theres a difference between when black women become angry about something. Its a rage people are afraid of. Its the fire you cant put out. As opposed to women realizing, listen, did you not come from a vagina . Do you not have a reason to support feminism . Even sometimes if youre not angry, they apply the angry label on you. Yes. Even when youre saying it in the nicest way possible. Larry calm down, franchesca calm down i just happened to have a really good eyebrow wax that day. My eyebrows are on point. Larry even Hillary Clinton gets that. When shes speak loud, shes shouting and angry. Right, if youre passionate that equals angry for a lot of women, unfortunately. We arent allowed to hold anger. We arent allowed to haveanger and utilizeanger and be raichous in our anger in the same way that men are. We have the right t to be mad about something. cheers and applause . Yes. If men get angry, they are strong. They are head strong. They are leaders. They are to the point. If we are angry were instant bititches who need to be put on timeout. Were emotional. We have p. M. S. You must be on your period. Larry if Hillary Clinton does become our next president , what will that do for feminism, if anything . A lot of people said, if obama become president , racism gone. Shirley chisholm said women were emotionally, sexually, and psychologically stereotypes from the moment the doctor says, its a girl. Larry yeah. When will that change . Larry well, especially in china. I mean, thats, like, one of the worst places to be born a girl. Youre instantly stigmatized, i think. There was a point where you were not only stigmatized but you were thrown away. Larry exactly. Literally. So, you know, weve gotten better than that. And i think they changed that. Larry weve gotten better. But theres a lot theres still a lot of work to do. Larry yes. Is there a place for things like chivalry in feminism . Yes yes absolutely. As long as youre not using your hand to lift me bodily as im getting out of my subway seat, i appreciate that little bit of help. And when we get equal pay, i will pay for dinner equally. cheers and applause larry thats exactly right. All right. Well be right back. Isnt this fun, living like the pioneers of olden times . I hate the outside. Well, i hate it wherever you are. Burn. Burn. Is that what the kids are saying now . Im so bored, im dead. You can always compare rates on progressive. Com. Oh, thats nice, dear. But could you compare camping trips . Because this one would win. All i want to do is enjoy nature and peace and quiet its not about winning. 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