also going to be performing "the nightly show" first. stick around for that. first, our top story tonight there's a big fight brewing between top gop candidates you know what that means let's get the latest on the race to the white house. i love that. all right. donald trump not content with attacking jeb, exclamation point decided to give his brother a jab. >> you can't blame george bush. >> he was president, okay. >> larry: trump/leno impersonation is coming along. bush did 911. so what was his response to the allegations of "w" >> he responded to the crisis as would hope, he organized the country and the great majority of americans believe that. >> larry: um, are you serious? also why are you shaking your head the entire time you answer the question, right? right? i mean, it's almost like your head can't contain the [bleep] your mouth is spewing. i'm completely qualified to the president of the united states. my campaign is only going up from here. all right. i'm not saying jeb bush doesn't believe what he's saying i'm saying his body doesn't. that's why his mouth can't help but stammer when he says [bleep] like this. >> does anyone actually blame my brother for the attacks on 911? >> larry: no. i would never blame your brother for the 911 attacks, no, no, no. but continue your point, mr. exclamation >> if they do they're totally marginalizing our society. it's what he did afterwards that matter. >> larry: what he did afterwards is the only thing that matters afghanistan, iraq, patriot act, gitmo, water boarding. he basically created the first five seasons of "24." i get he's your brother you're trying to downplay the game though there is intelligence that osama bin laden was determined to strike we should not hold him responsible just like you shouldn't be respondible for the 145ishady w in florida during the presidential election. and trump went so far as to suggest by his immigration policies he would have prevented 911. >> i believe if i were running things i doubt those people would have been in the country. >> larry: yep, his proposed immigration form is one question. around if you check yes, you're not getting in, buster. can i say something, it's easy to say what you would have done to stop 911 now, right. in fact the whole looking back and saying what you would have done is the latest example of a phenomena i call hypothetical heroics. very nice. it's when people try to take credit for how brave they would have been. you heard people say that [bleep] right? like in 2012 when mark wahlberg bragged about what he would have done had he been on a 911 plane saying it wouldn't have down like it did. there would have been a lot of blood and we're going to land somewhere safely. don't worry. oh, markey, mark, mark. you would have stopped them? you couldn't even stop the "entourage" movie from happening. you could not. in fact, in fact, you couldn't even stop "the happening" from happening. okay. running from the wind, what kind of [bleep] is that? you know what i would have done if i was there. i would have worn like a windbreaker. stupid. now, in a more recent example of hypothetical heroics ben carson said he would have stopped the mass shootings in oregon. >> i'd say, everybody attack me, he may shoot me but he can't get us all. >> larry: everybody attack him. he may shoot me but he can't get us all. boo. but black droopy knows how to be a bad [bleep] in the face of danger from experience. >> i had a gun held on me when i was in a popeye's a guy puts a gun to my rib and i just said, i believe that you warrannt the g behind the counter. [laughter] >> larry: i believe that you want the guy behind the counter. i do believe i'm the hero. so your idea of heroism is to go straight, "go kill that guy. 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"help, please." >> how much damage can they be doing in the store? like the suspicion of them smelling like weed but people are judgmental. it doesn't mean they're toting a gun. >> larry: i can understand why they'd be upset. it's a strong smell of weed. >> they're looking for snacks. >> larry: this one's completely bizarre. these are actual ones we didn't make these up. african american male and female 6'2", broad shoulders. every word is racist and offensive. if you're going to be racist, go hard or go home. don't punk out about it. if you're going to be racist, no, don't try to clean it up. don't punk out on your racism. go hard or go home. we'll be right back with a performance by rory. [ding, ding] hey buddy... what can i getcha? 1, 2, 3... redd's apple ale. 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