upset. how the hell did a hacker steel private photographs? to find out how this was done, you got to go to the experts. >> no one knows exactly who did this or exactly how those photos were obtained. >> it is not clear who hacked the photos. >> who uploaded those photos. >> who posted the photos? >> we know the data made it on to phones, and we know the phones stored the photographs. what we don't know is what happened next. [laughter] >> jon: why are you on my television? once again i leave watching the news somehow knowing less than when i started. so even the experts can't explain how this started, but one company is already taking an awful lot of heat. >> data hidden within the files reveals most of the images were take within an apple iphone, which is why the company's popular online back-up service imcloud came under instant scrutiny. >> jon: you're telling me that something named after what appears firm and stable but is really just a mass of water vapor might provide only the illusion of security. [laughter] interesting. so what's the takeaway here? better security in the cloud? your two-step verification is there or maybe something i don't know blamier? >> if you don't want nude pictures of yourself to appear to the world, don't take the nude pictures in the first place. >> don't take pictures of yourself with your goods and your face. >> don't take feud photos. >> taking pictures naked, i'm stuck on that. why? why? >> jon: yes. why? why would a human being want to look at another human being's naked body? it makes no sense. and why, why do people want to touch other people where they go to the bathroom? [laughter] why do people do that? what's wrong with just working all the time? i just want to work and take klonopin and hope it all goes away. that's from my one-man show. [laughter] johnny is ashamed. but i get it. these women were asking for it. it's like they said to the boston strangler's victims, you don't want to get strangled, you shouldn't have had a neck. [laughter] look, people should be free to take photos of themselves doing whatever intimate things they want for their own private enjoyment with the reasonable expectation that the internet will not make their nipples the next dramatic chipmunk. who by the way is actually a prairie dog. i wanted to get that out there. it's a prairie dog. the truth is he's a prairie dog. i've been waiting a long time to say that. [laughter] now i got nothing left the look forward to. the point is according to these people, the laws covering private property and stealing are somehow null and void when it comes to recreational nudity. >> it's the same thing parents keep their kids about sexting. you don't take pictures and send them to somebody and expect them not to share them with anybody. >> jon: these pictures weren't shared! these are pictures of their private parts. they were password protected. that is safer than even people's pants where people keep their money and keys and their actual penis and vagina. and by the way, for those blaming the current generation for all, this it's not like steve jobs invented the nude portrait. iphones and the internet are just a more efficient nudity delivering mechanism. let me give you my impression. this is my impression of, what do you call it there, like the inventor of the polaroid here. ten seconds after inventing the polaroid, here's my impression. oh, that's -- [laughter] [cheering and applause] oh, yeah! for more we turn to our... oh. for more we turn to our senior technology correspondent jordan klepper, who is in hollywood. jordan. [cheering and applause] >> yeah. there you go, people. drink it all in. you win, hackers, you win. you happy? [cheering and applause] >> jon: jordan, first of all, it's nice to see you've been working out. second of all, why are you naked? >> i'm taking back my sexual power. you want celebrity naughty bits. here they are, ding, ding, ding, ding, dinnertime, you sick [bleeped] jon. wait. what's all the writing? >> it's all my personnel info, my bank account number, my pinterest login, my parents' home phone number in case i get lost. >> jon: you've completely giving up trying to protect your private everything from hackers. >> no point in trying, jon. they'll find it anyway. if i don't upload news foe ocean to, they'll break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me me and my slumber chub. >> jon: your slumber chub? >> daddy's got rest, jon. >> jon: i understand. jordan, i mean this in no disrespect here, but i don't think hackers, the general public, et cetera, are really clamoring to see you naked. >> what? what are you talking about, jon? we are all being hunted, j-law, j-lo, j.-klep. people want to see our j-unk. so i'm giving them mine. >> jon: that's the thing. no one is hunting for men's junk. the only pictures people are hunting for are women. >> i see men's dick pics all the time, anthony weiner, brett favre, kanye. >> nobody was seeking those out. those were sent unshe's it ised to an unwanted public. >> so if someone wants to redeem it, it's, well, it's actually more of a numbers game. >> jon: that's exactly right, jordan. i absolutely think that it's not that -- hold on. i'm getting a text on the... [laughter] oh, jordan. >> you can't prove that was my dick pic i just sent you. [laughter] >> jon: it's signed right on it, "this is jordan klepper's penis." , and by the way, congratulations. >> thank you. >> jon: jordan klepper, everybody. we'll be right back. 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[laughter] putin said he could take kiev in two weeks, to the prom. the context is this: russian-backed rebels are trying to take over ukraine. lots of casualties. get in there and start figuring out how to stop the fighting. ukraine's president says he and russian president vladimir putin have reached an agreement, but russia says that's not possible because the country is not even a party to the conflict. [laughter] >> jon: don't piss on my nipples and tell me it's raining, vlad. i don't know if that made sense. oh, you're not part of the conflict, russia? look, i didn't want to do this in front of all the other countries, but roll 212. >> nato says satellite images show russian troops fighting in ukraine. >> 3,000 or 4,000 russian troops fight with the rebels. >> the ukrainians actually captured 10 russian paratroopers, even more evidence including field artillery, trucks and troop carriers. >> jon: oh. putin's face is going to be redder than those freaky fridayy shoes. look at those. seriously. there's something not right with those radishes. they're like the x-men of root vegetables. putin, you're dead to rights, buddy. let's hear the apology. >> the kremlin says they must have gotten lost and wandered over the border. >> the rebel commander said russian troops were in ukraine to take a vacation. >> russia's foreign minister says the images could be a farce, claiming they could be from computer games. >> oh, yeah, that image, that's from a computer game, and that game is grand theft ukrainian land seen by this accurate satellite imagery. that's right. well, the whole world is falling apart. you know it's time for president obama to put his size 12s on the ground. with -- where is he headed? >> president obama is in estonia this morning. [laughter] >> jon: excellent choice. as we all know, estonia is a country known for its culture rich in estonians. it's one of the baltic states along with lit wane, yeah latvia and i believe activia. [applause] all right. he's the president of the united states, and he can lay down the law from wherever he wants. the world is falling apart. let him have it, barack obama. >> if, in fact, russia is prepared to stop financing the army training... 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[cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, documentary filmmaker. her latest film is called "last days in vietnam." >> i borrowed a truck, and i basically sent a signal to my folks. a group of south vietnamese major, lieutenant colonels, colonels and their families to an address in downtown saigon. i drove down there. they loaded up onto the truck. and i drove them to the air base. i had told them, when you hear three thumps, that means hold the babies' mouths, don't breathe, don't talk, don't make any noise because we're going through the gate post. >> jon: please welcome rory kennedy. [cheering and applause] hello. thank you for joining us. >> thank you for having me. >> jon: fabulous. fabulous film. >> thank you. >> jon: this is about the evacuation of saigon. it's one of the lesser-known episodes of the vietnam war. >> well, it's... you know, i think a lot of people are familiar with the iconic image of the helicopter on top of what people think is the embassy. it's, in fact, not the embassy. and the desperation of the vietnamese trying to leave during those final hours, and what had happened was we had appeased in 1973. a peace accord was signed. we no longer had troops. this is now april of '75. >> jon: right. >> the north come in. the country falls within four months because the u.s. presence isn't there. and it falls much quicker than anybody expected. so it became very desperate. the u.s. decided we just got to get the americans out. and leave all our vietnamese counterparts behind. >> jon: they've surrounded saigon, but in the peace accords, they promised not to do this. >> they had promised not to, but they broke the peace accord, and the u.s. had promised... nixon had promised the u.s. will come in if the north attacks, and then, of course, nixon had resigned with watergate. ford was in office. we had put a congress in position where they really didn't support the war in vietnam. as a country we didn't support the war, and we just weren't going to get behind getting back into the quagmire of vietnam. and so there was no support by the u.s., and they just were able to kind of... it fell like a house of cards. >> jon: it's amazing how united states' history exists in such singular fashion, and you never see a cycle of these types of... >> never repeats itself? [laughter and applause] >> jon: what's interesting about this, many people don't realize, so there are... the people that are working in saigon, the americans have these enormous support teams of vietnamese who have risked their lives to work with us. >> well, exactly. and you can imagine many people have been there over years and year. and they had... soldiers had married vietnamese. they had children who were vietnamese. they had their counterparts who they had been working with, and it's anybody from agents to cooks and people who drove the car, all of whom were then a greater risk because then, you know, we leave the country, we leave them there there. they're associated with the americans, and then they're at risk for, you know, being tortured, being killed and being put into these reeducation camps, as they were called. and so they're very vulnerable and, you know, to me i think we have a real responsibility. so what happens and what the film documents is the americans who are on the ground who went against u.s. policy and said, we understand that it's only americans getting out of this country, but we're not going to leave these guys behind. they committed what was really illegal acts to get the vietnamese out. it's really a celebration of the men and women who were on the front lines. >> jon: obviously in this situation despite best efforts of people working hard, people were left behind. what is that like now? do they try and contact... what are the stories of the survivors? >> well, you know, this is all... this film is in the context of losing a war and abandoning a huge number of people. >> jon: so it's like a rom com. >> that's one way to think about it. that's the context of it. and within that there are these extraordinary, heroic stories, and what happened to a lot of the people left behind is they did end up in these resettlement camps, reeducation camps as they were called, a million people, and some of them were able to escape and eventually come to the united states. we now have about two million vietnamese here in the country, many of whom have come over the last 30 years and a lot of whom came in the '70s and 80s. about 130,000 come during the course of the story we document in this film. >> jon: right. you mentioned when you screened the film, there were some of the americans that had been there that had tried very hard, but there were also some vietnamese there. what was that like when they got together? >> well, it was really incredible. the film period at the sundance film festival. it was first time i had seen it in the theater or anybody had. we invited a number of people in the film to come see it. so they had seen it for the first time. it was an audience of 700 people, and they came up and it was a really wonderful moment of standing ovations and what not, but on the stage was stu harrington, who you saw in the beginning of the show, and he has an incredible story in the film because he's very heroic, but he also has this moment where he's in the embassy where the decision... there's about 2,000 people in the embassy. by 4:00 a.m., they've gotten about 1,600 people out, but there are 400 people left behind. he's then told they're not sending any more helicopters. so he then tells these people, and he speaks vietnamese, we're going to save you. i'm not going to leave you here, and then he leaves and he hides and he goes up to the top of the embassy and he gets in a helicopter and he leaves. and he looks down at the 420 people he left behind, and he's heartbroken, and he says, "this is wrong" and how it was a nutshell of american policy. but at sundance, one of the 420 who was left behind was on stage with him, and he said on stage, "i've lived in fear of running into one of the 420," so ben fo, who was one of the guys left behind, grabbed the mic and he said, "stu, i want you to know, i forgive you." and it was this really extraordinary moment. >> jon: that's beautiful. and it's an incredibly moving look at part of our history that i'm sure we've already forgotten. 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