Byebye miss ellen. Wendy. You didnt i told her. Dont with wendy testaberger captions copyright 1998 Home Box Office a division of time warner entertainment company, l. P. Captioned by hbo Communications Center Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah. My guests tonight are the director of a new documentary about syria and the rise of isis. Sebastian junger and nick quested are here, everybody. Joining us on the show. cheers and applause really fascinating conversation. You want to stay tuned for that. But first, like the rest of the world, we are all waiting for tomorrow when former f. B. I. Director james comey will testify about whether President Trump fired him because he wouldnt stop investigating russia, and it is going to be delicious. But today, we at least got a little taste. Breaking news this hour, we have just seen an advanced copy of james comeys prepared testimony that hell give tomorrow on capitol hill and the fired f. B. I. Director will confirm several bombshell reports about his interactions with president donald trump. Trevor extra, extra read all about it Comey Christmas comes early i know its tomorrow. I know its tomorrow. And well get into it, and the full hearing and everything th took place. But some of the statements that have come out already are so fun. I have to share, i have to share a few parts of it, right. This is this is one of my favorite things that comey said about his meeting with trump. He said, on the morning of march 30, the president called me at the f. B. I. He said he had nothing to do with russia, had not been involved with hookers in russia. laughter and had always assumed he was being recorded when in russia. laughter and i love that trump was like,x with hookers in russia i was being recorded. laughter otherwise, though, i mean, sure, why not, why not . Heres another part which may actually be my favorite of all. This is from comeys notes, which sound like a diary entry i have to say. Ift says, the president began by asking me whether i wanted to stay on as f. B. I. Director. A few moments later, the from the prt sid i need loyalty. I expect loyalty. . I didnt move, speak ochange my facial expression in any way during the awkward silence that followed. We simply looked at each other in silence. laughter applause cheers i love it. I love that comey basically has to treat trump likeea bear he came across in the wild. If i just stay still, maybe hell leave me alone. Can you just imagine that scene, just the two of them having dinner alone staring each other in the eye in total silence. Because you know in that moment, comey was thinking, man, this is a tragic moment of serious ethical failure. And trump was thinking, oh, boy, i think were gonna kiss. applause lets move on. Lets move on. Because james comey may have already been fired by President Trump, but as it turns out, he may not be the last one pack his bags. Tensions developed between President Trump and his attorney general after session recused himself from the russia investigation, a decision that paved the way for special prosecutor of Robert Mueller to take over the probe. A source close to Jeff Sessions says the two men have had several heat the exchanges in recent weeks with the attorney general even offering to resign. Trevor wow. Reportedly Jeff Sessions has threatened to resign. And that would be insane for two reasons. One, he was one of trumps first big supporters in washington. And, two, i didnt know that house elves would leave of their own accord. laughter applause thing. t know that that was a cheers and applause , so if people as close as trump and vegz on the outs, thats thats a pretty big deal. Though it should be said, in this administration, it seems that at one time or another, everyone is on the chopping block. Reports are swirling around white house chief of staff Reince Priebus that he may be the next to go. Trumps chief strategist steve bannon is facing an uncertain future. There have been persistent rumorrumors that sean spicers b could be under threat. Aides have described a white house, where no ones position, not even mr. Kushners feels entirely secure. Trevor even jared kushner. I mean hes not just ivankas husband. Hes the guy who trump put in charge of fixing the middle east, solving the opioid crisis, and revamping the entire federal government. Yeah. Now hes going to get fired, maybe. I bet trumps going to make jared do that job as well. Jared, i want you to fire my failing soninlaw and then come right back. Theres a lot more i need you to do, jared. Thank you very much, get that done. Come back asap. All of those people still have a job. But a lot of other government officials have been on the bad end of the infamous youre fired. New questions this morning after 46 federal prosecutors were asked to resign by the Trump Administration. Mr. Rumps Incoming Administration is getting rid of president obamas diplomats. Trumps Transition Team ordered politically appointed ambassadors to leave their post by inauguration day. Now, typically, Incoming Administrations give diplomats a grace period until their replacements are confirmed. Trevor you know, getting fired at the start of the trump smrgz like being kicked off the titanic before it sets sail. The moment it happens might feel bleep . But in a few months youre probably going to be watching like tv they all died that could have been me haha. Now, to be fair, a new president getting rid of some holdoveres from the previous administration, thats completely normal, right. That happens. Whats not normal is deciding that none of those positions should ever be filled by anyone ever again. There are 442 senior government positions for which this administration has not named a candidate, including some big positions dealing with terrorism. Homeland security. Its broader than that, andrea. 80 of the of the positions that are required for Senate Confirmation havent even been submitted. By the way, this isnt the Senate Holding things up, or the democrats Holding Things up. The nominees just havent been submitted, and we cant approve somebody that we that we havent seen yet. Trevor thats right. You cant approve someone you havent seen yet. Its like having tinder with no pictures. What are we supposed to do . Use your personality . Get the bleep out of here, man pictures are nothing applause but that is acary number. There are ov 400 Senior Administration positions that trump hasnt even begun to fill yet. At this rate, trump is going to be doing every job in the administration by himself. Get me the u. K. Ambassador. Right away, mr. Trump. And by the way, nice ass. How dare you laughter applause now, part of the reason part of the reason for all of the unfilled jobs is that donald trump is too busy right now. I mean, fox news isnt going to watch itself. laughter but theres a simpler reason that so many prestigious powerful positions are still open, and that is no one wants to work for donald trump. Several names are being floated for the next f. B. I. Director. Former senator Joe Lieberman congressman trey gowdy, senator john cornyn all were originally floated by the white house as contenders, and all said that they wanted to be removed from consideration. The white house is having trouble finding a replacement for the Outgoing Communications director. Four potential successors are said to have declined to be considered. laughter trevor im sorry, wait. Do you have any idea how insulting it is for people to say they dont want to work for you before you even ask them, right . laughter thats like randomly walking into a Dunkin Donuts and just shouting, never gonna happen, guys never gonna happen im not interested laughter but you know what, i think i see the problem. I think i see the problem. The Trump Administration cant fill positions because everyone knows that working there is so volatile and its so insane, so the people have been scared off. But maybe the ministration should use that to its advantage. Think of it this way if you have a house thats creepy, you dont try to put it up on airbnb. Thats not going to work. What you do is you say, its a haunted house. Now people want to come, right . laughter maybe thats how trump gets people to take the jobs. Dont pretend that its safe. Just make the danger part of the appeal. Are you ready for the ultimate professional thrill ride then strap in for wild, wild west wing u. S. A. can you handle a job at Trumps White House . Are you man enough, or at least not a woman . Start each day never knowing if it will be your last. Wade through the sewer of infighting. Lose your bleep in the colludinator. And if you are too much of a pussy to handle a bigboy job, then take a stumble through the White House Press kiddie pool. Uhm, with respect to, uhm. Uh, over amateur hour moving on. Thrills, chills and more investigations than your ass can handle. Wild, wild west wing u. S. A. Two weeks s the white house a lifetime in prison. laughter trevor sounds like a great deal. Well be right back. 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Floating baseless russia conspiracy theories and democrats on capitol hill desperately searching for any evidence of collusion, President Trumps sons, they are now coming to his defense. The man himself, executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. Ive never seen hatred like this. I mean, to me theyre not even people. Its so, so sad. I mean, morality has just gone. Morals have flown out the window. Trevor wow. laughter wow. The same guy the same guy who got so upset when hillary called his dads supporters deplorables is now saying that democrats arent even human beings . Really . And he didnt even warm up to it in the interview. It was practically the first thing out of his mouth. I can only imagine what its like on a first date with eric. Hey, agreement to meeyo, ashlee. Do you do anal . laughter i dont know about you, but whenever i see this sort of thing, it makes me wonder how did this person get this way . And then yesterday, a story came out that sort of helped me understand a bit. Forbes magazine published an article exposing where some of the money that eric trump raised for charity was actually going. Now to that blockbuster new report raising serious questions about the Trump Organization and Charity Golf Events that were meant to raise money for children with cancer. Forbes magazine reports hundreds of thousands of dollars in charity expenses went to the trump family business, despite eric saying many of the costs would be covered by the trumps. You have money that starts as other peoples donations where they think that theyre giving to charity, and it appears to end up as revenue at a trump club. Trevor wow. Audience ooooh trevor taking money that was meant for kids suffering from cancer to line your own pockets. That is i mean, that is just. So, so, sad. I mean, morality has just gone. Morals have flown out the window. Trevor my man. laughter applause so, so when i first read this story, i thought wow. This guys such a dirt bag. But thats not entirely fair. Honestly. Because eric trump did raise millions of dollars for the st. Jude childrens hospital. In fact, they even put his name on a hospital wing, right. Not a picture, just his name. Those poor kids have been through enough. laughter but still, they like him. And this brings us to how eric went from using his incredible privilege to help the less fornat to being the guy skimming from charities. And it turns out he fell in with a bad crowd. Forbes says problems started with the charity when donald trump allegedly demanded the foundation be charged for using the facilities. Donald came in and said, you know what . Were going to start bilge you guys. Even though its a charity event, even though this is for kids for cancer, we want you guys to pay. Trevor even though this is for kids for cancer, we want you guys to pay. That is heartless, and also the theme of trumps new health care plan. Oh, and if that wasnt bad enough, daddy trump also starting he started charging his sons charity 500 more than a venue would usually charge. Thats what he also did, yeah. So i guess at the end of the day were starting to understand this is the curse of being one of Donald Trumps children. You can try and be good, but hell be like, no, no, no, dont do that. Youre a trump. And now, eric might as well be one of trumps buildings. Hes not as popular as he once was, and if you look deep, youll find thahes also empty on the inside. Well be right back. Well be right back. cheers and applause any day now, mom. [singing] lil sweet comin out of deep end. Totally dry. Take this mama, give your lungs a breather; those tired lips deserve something sweeter a diet dr pepper. Mmm, sweet. Mama likes it sweet diet dr pepper. [singing] its the sweet one. Blue moon is brewed mwith valencia orange peel, for a taste that shines brighter. 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Shes a bad mama jama. laughter current qualified gm lessees can get this introductory lease on the allnew 2018 chevy equinox for around 249 a month. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. cheers and applause trevor wel back the daily show. My guests tonight are Award Winning film makers who produced and directed the new documentary hell on earth the fall of syria the rise of isis. Trevor please welcome Sebastian Junger and nick quested. cheers and applause welcome to the show. Thank you so much. Trevor thank you and wow. This documentary film tackles so many issues. I knew of many of the stories individually. I understood a piece of whats happening in syria. I understood about the rise of isis. I understood about conflict between assad and his people. But never before have i watched a story that so effortlessly encompasses everything. Because theres so much in it, what did you want people to take ay from this docentary film . I think we wanted to do two things. We wanted to explain how the civil war worked. These arent crazy people. These are good, ordinary people, just like people in this country. And yet, they were trapped in a civil war. And the other thing i think my father was a war refugee. Some of my best friends have come from war zones. I helped establish them in this country. We wanted to humanize americas view of people who have to flee violence. Trevor right. Where this country is a beacon in the darkness for people who are desperate and in terrible situations, and we are hoping that our country can continue being that. Trevor now, i will admit, i did not really understand how Bashar Alassad started the civil war himself. It was not a war. It was an uprising, and it was protests about people being treated with dignity and freedom. And yet, he is the one who wanted to make it a war. Why . Because hes won a war already. In 1982, there was a rebellion in hama, and his father violently suppressed it. And he knew he could prolong his presidency by a military conflict. Trevor you have a story here of a leader who really started something, especially just to, you know, quash a rebellion. It started with kids spray painting, assad, youre on the way out on a wall, referring to the arab spring. And this really became the catalyst for one of the largeste experiencing in the world now. Keep in mind, these kids who spray painted graffiti were arrested by the secret police. These kids were 15, 16 years old. They were tortured. Their parents showed up on the street demanding the release of their children, and that led to protests where civilians were machine gunned in the street. And that is simply so that this regime could keep power. That is how the civil war started. Trevor you have firstperson views. You have the white hats actually pulling bodies out of the wreckage. You have isis fighters from their point of view killing people. You see recruitments. You see what it is like to be on the front lines. When making this kind of film, how do you get into that head space . And, like, what are your greatest fears when going into these zones . Well, we built a network of journalists and activists in Northern Syria that did a lot of the hard work, and it was really just too dangerous for us to, at this point, to enter the enter Northern Syria. Yeah. But what we did do was we gave the family a camera, and the family documented their own life under the islamic state, and how they crossed the various front lines. They crossed the Free Syrian Army front line, and then the kurdish front line, and then the frontier into turkey. And then we followed them again as they tried to make it to europe but were pushed back on the day the first day of turkeye. U. Treaty. Trevor when you look at the relationship between assad and isis, its a very strange relationship. Assad s realized that he nefits from isis going after his enemies, while at the same time, not really being his ally. How like, how does that work . Well, i think that he said, you think im a bad guy . Heres some really bad guys. And he just he deflected attention from himself towards the islamic state. And all the animous of the west. If the alternative to you is a decent democratic country, then youre in danger. If the alternative to you, as a dictator, is the islamic states, then youre safe. And i think thats what his strategy was. And this is a paranoid regime. Hed seen mubarak. Hed seen qaddafi, and he was like, were next. Were on the list. Theyre coming for us. Trevor when watching this film, what is the one message you hope people will take away, and what is the one change you would hope the world would help contribute towards . I hope people have some compassion for the vast majority of good people that are trapped in war zones. And i think theres a lesson here, and i think its a lesson that this country needs to hear at this moment very crucially. Thank god this country has been spared most of the kinds of attacks that europe has been suffering the last few years. The theory for why that is, is that the Muslim Population in america has been really successfully integrated into our economy, our culture, our society. In europe, it has not. And i think the lesson for america is lets make sure that we are as inclusive a society as possible because that is actually what protects us from the kind of violence, the tragedies that weve been seeing almost every week in europe on the news. Trevor i honestly could talk to you forever. applause its really one of the most comprehensive films ive seen. Thank you so much for your time. I hope everybody watches it because i know it changed my life. Hell on earth premieres june 11 at 9 00 p. M. On national geographic. Sebastian junger and nick quested, everybody, well be right back. cheers and applause
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