I feel. Different. Yeah. Get off me, christina aguilera. Drink this, eric. God, help me. Shes gone. Thank god. Well, thanks wait a minute. Phil collins sucks ass yeah, what the hell were we thinking . Boo i think its working. [all booing] shut your filthy holes, you little bastards get off the stage, phil collins we want timmy all yeah. You just want to laugh at him. No, you see, we learned something today. Yeah, sure, we laughed at timmy, but whats wrong with laughter . Just because we laugh at something doesnt mean we dont care about it. Timmy made us smile and playing made timmy smile, so where is the harm in that . The people that are wrong are the ones that think people like timmy should be protected and kept out of the publics eye. The cool thing about timmy being in a band was that he was in your face, and you had to deal with him, whether you laughed or cried or felt nothing. Thats why timmy rules. Yeah. Timmy, timmy [all chanting] Timmy Timmy Timmy man, it sucks not being part of lollapalabala. Yeah. Hey, dudes. Skylar, what are you doing here . Isnt reach for the skylar supposed to play soon . They booed phil collins off the stage. Everyone is chanting for timmy and the lords of the underworld. Oh, so now that they want us you think you can just waltz back into our lives and be in the band again . I dont expect anything. Timmy, i just wanted to say we had some pretty rocking times, dude. And maybe i let fame and phil collins go to my head. Timmy [distant chanting] Timmy Timmy Timmy wow, they really are chanting for us. They want us back. What do you say, timmy . Timmy. Both all right ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, it is my pleasure to introduce the reunion tour of timmy. [cheers and applause] timmy and the lords of the underworld. [heavy metal music] timmy timmy yimmyyah ah, timmy timmy, timmy timmy, timmy, timmy and the lords of the underworld put me down, you filthy bastards [screaming] timmy limiloowow dadadada timmy tim, timmy, timmy from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you to you for tuning in i could not be more ecstatic. My guest tonight from the new miniseries about Nelson Mandela, madiba, Lawrence Fishburne is here, everybody cheers and applause lets begin the show with news from across the pond. The British Supreme Court ruling that the u. K. Cannot leave the European Union without first getting a vote from parliament. This is a big deal. As most calls into question whether brexit will happen. If questions throws the united kingdoms exit from the e. U. Into some chaos. Trevor hold up. Theres a chance the u. K. May not have to leave the e. U. . No. Im sorry. You do not get out of brexit. You do not, no. Because brexit inspired everybody else to screw up their own countries people running around burning down bleep chanting Brexit BrexitBrexit America elected mr. Brexit now you will try to breezle out of it . No britains, like, oh, we didnt realize we had a backdoor. No, redidnt realize americas like, you mean no, we dont. You said we were getting face tattoos. No, i thought it was permanent but its not. Ive got a dick on my face looks really nice no you brexit, britain get out we suffer together. laughter we are suffering. Because, you know, its been almost a week, a whole week since donald trump became president audience booing yeah, but it feels like a lot longer. In trumps presidency, one day is like a year. I mean, this was me last friday. Look how innocent i was. Look at me, look how ive aged its hard to believe that in less than seven days weve had an inauguration packed with empty space, worldwide protests that made it acceptable to say bleep in any country. cheers and applause confirmations, executive orders, sean spicer lying about how he said he would never lie and Kellyanne Conway came in and said the week didnt happen because there are no weeks only alternative days. laughter now, outside of a couple of formal speeches, you realize we havent had a chance to see President Trump himself on the job. But yesterday, he gave the First Television interview from his new home office at the white house, or as he calls it the maralago of the north. laughter but think about it, weve only ever known trump the candidate. But yesterday we got introduced to trump the president. Who we learned is a man who from the getgo is determined to create his own reality, starting with how he gets the news. You took some heat after your visit to the c. I. A. In front of that hall load wall, 117 stars of those lost at the c. I. A. That speech was a home run. That speech, if you look at fox, okay ill mention, see what fox said, they said it was one to have the great speeches. There was love in the room. You and other networks covered it very inaccurately. I hate to say this to you and you probably wont put it on, but turn on fox and see how it was covered. Trevor i love how he says fox. You see that there . If the news is critical of donald trump, its fake news. Only praise is real news. Thats insane. All he does is watch fox. He doesnt want to read or have briefings. Trump watches fox to get his news you realize the reason we need the news is because we dont have what the president has which is all the information and then trump is turning on the news going, i wonder what i do today. I wonder what happens. You are the news can you imagine how this must look to the f. B. I. Where they come in and he goes, guys you know about the shootings in chicago . Theyre, like, yeah, we wrote about it in the report every day you know what the c. I. A. And f. B. I. Should do, they should stop they should start making videos for him. Hes like little child. They should make a production for him. Its c. I. A. News today the great donald trump needs to know how to fight i. S. I. S. donald trump will be like, yay thats me im on the news i. S. I. S. Bad donald trump good yay applause its his own reality he only accepts that news. So we learned brump only acknowledges the media that praises him and also only acknowledges the citizens who voted for him. Many of these people were the forgotten men and women, and they loved what we had to say. Part of my whole victory was that the men and women of this country who have been forgotten will never be forgotten again. The forgotten men and women. Theyre not forgotten anybody more because they came out and voted. Trevor i keep a little note on my fridge. It says dont forget to never forget the men and women we forget, we never forget that way i never forget what i just forgot about. applause what does that mean . Heres another way President Trump only works within his own reality, it has to do with his executive order to block immigration from a number of muslim countries. The countries that have tremendous terror, and its countries that people are going to come in and cause us tremendous problems. Let me ask you about some of this countries that wont be on the list afghanistan, pakistan, saudi arabia i dont want terror in this country. You look at what happened in San Bernardino, all over, you look what happened in the world trade strks i mean take that as an example trevor okay, lets take that as an example. These are the countries trump will ban people from. In the San Bernardino shooting, one of the terrorists was a u. S. Born citizen. The other person was from pakistan, a country not on trumps list. Or lets look at 9 11, all the hijackers came from these four countries, none of them on trumps list. What hes doing doesnt solve his problem. Its like if you got pregnant and then afterwards you said, this is never happening again from now on, im only wearing condoms on all my hands yeah yeah Problem Solved applause heres the most disconcerting part of the interview for me. Its not just how donald trump perceives reality. Its the fact that, as president , hes now powerful enough to shape it. 3 approximately to 5 million illegal 3 to 5 million illegal votes, that would be the biggest voter fraud in history. You look at the dead people registered to vote and the people registered to vote in two states. When you say millions of illegal votes that is extremely fundamental to our democracy, a fair election, you say youre going to launch an investigation into this. Sure, sure. Its done. Trevor whispering i see dead people. applause you understand because donald trump truly believes he should have won the popular vote, the federal government will spend a ton of money and time investigating nonexistent voter fraud which is not going to find the two extra voters from voting. Its just going to restrict more americans from votel. By the way, dead people using their power to vote, thats the weirdest walking dead episode ever. That is strange. applause its another reality. So here we are, one week into trumps presidency, and the realization is beginning to dawn the difference between candidate trump and President Trump is now that we have to live in his crazy reality, and that fact hit me when trump said this david, david i mean, i know youre a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. What, you think this is going to cause a little more anger . The world is an angry place. Trevor jesus, dude if hes going to talk like that, i feel like he needs a different style of makeup. David, david i mean, i know youre a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. What, you think this is going to cause a little more anger . The world is an angry place. laughter trevor were all his hostage. Hes taken over our world. Oh, and one more thing that was better than jared letto. Well be right back. Tiki barber running hambone a barber shop . T hut yes surprising. Yes whats not surprising . How much money david saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Whos next . Water. Every day women around the world spend millions of hours just collecting it. Stella artois has partnered with us at water. Org to help provide access to clean water to women and their families in the developing world. We can be the generation remembered for ending the global water crisis once and for all. What do you want to be remembered for . cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. So much has happened in the first week of Donald Trumps presidency you may have gotten whiplash. Luckily you still have obamacare for that for now. Now with so many heavy stories filling up the week, i hope you left room for some dessert. Want to look at video here from we believe the third inaugural ball. Lets take a look here where just a few moments ago here, in the past ten minutes, you see President Trump cutting the cake with first lady melania. Trevor its not really trump cutting the cake because i know trump didnt even wait till day two to have mike pence do all the work for him. Though they would make such a cute gay couple. If you take out the wives they look like a happy couple celebrating. Ah looks like they were rushing to tie the knot before the new Administration Takes away their rights laughter but lets focus on the cake that trump had. I personally thought that was a very nice looking cake. Kind of how i also think the few spiderman remake looks pretty good and i know ill probably like it because i loved the original. President trumps inauguration celebration didnt come without a little bit of controversy. The cake he and Vice President cut is an exact replica of the cake made for president obama during the 2013 inauguration. laughter trevor im sorry, guys. This guy just copies everything about the obamas. They cop idea obamas cake and speech. The only thing trump couldnt copy is obamas approval ratings. cheering anyway, this is just me sharing with you how crazy a day at a comedy show can be. We get people calling the daily show all the time with the most random requests and ideas and offers. You know, people always tell us things, they will be like, hey, the daily show, we have a lead on this. Were, like, were not journalists. Theyre, like, still, you should investigate. People offer us to help catch trump. Someone is, i have the real tax returns. Meet me in time square. Im not meeting you. Someones i have things from the russians no, we dont want that. And then somebody called after the inauguration, hey, i can give you Donald Trumps cake. Yeah, give us the cake, whatever, we dont care. Then we came to work yesterday and Donald Trumps cake was here at the building. Someone had brought it. I didnt believe that it was real. Bring in the cake. I didnt believe cheers and applause i didnt believe this is what was delivered. At first i was, like, this is not the real cake. But we looked at the pictures and this is the exact same cake. Some fellow said we dont want you to touch it. Its not a cake. Its styrofoam except the piece donald trump cut into. That was the only real piece of cake in the cake. Which for me was, like, isnt this the perfect metaphor for Donald Trumps presidency . applause well, because think about it. Think about it. He says there is a cake. You see the cake. The cake looks just as good as obamas cake. Im going to replace obamas cake with something much better then trump even goes, look the cake he has cake. Then, no cake for you. Then we realize this is all styrofoam, just like trumps administration, this thing is terrible for the environment thats what this thing is cheers and applause i mean, obviously we cant eat it, and we cant nominate it for secretary of education, even though its way more qualified than betsy devos. Why dont you guys tell us what we should do with the cake . Dont be violent. Were not going to smash it or hire russians to pee on it. Tweet us with your ideas, trump cake, and today we will make america cake again. applause glanchts if you could see your cough, its just a cough. Sfx woman coughing youd see how often you cough all day. And so would everyone else. Robitussin 12 hour delivers fast, powerful cough relief that lasts up to 12 hours. Robitussin 12 hour cough relief, because its never just a cough. They said it was impossible to have greattboom. G light beer. Awardwinning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. They also said it was impossible to hypnotize you. Youre getting sleepy. Watch the beer trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an acclaimed actor starring as Nelson Mandela in the bet series madiba. You all get solitaire for this all of you you all lose your privileges for a year no letters no visitors you will all have your sentences increased it would be very difficult for you to increase my life sentence, sergeant. And his. And his. And his. Sergeant, we will no longer run to the quarry, but we will walk. Trevor please welcome Lawrence Fishburne. cheers and applause trevor welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome thank you, thank you. cheers and applause trevor Lawrence Fishburne wow okay. Okay. If ever there was a time for you to tell us this is not the real world laughter were ready give us the red pill and get us the bleep out of here laughter were ready applause welcome to the show. Thank you so much, trevor. Trevor i have been a huge fan of yours as long as i can remember. And i have been a huge fan of yours since you appeared, sir. Trevor thank you so much. Yes. Trevor i like that, since i appeared. Yes. Trevor you are doing and have been doing so much. Before we talk about the film, i wanted to congratulate you on blackish. The show has been amazing. Thank you. Trevor everybody is loving it, the cast has been doing a great job. Everyone has their ideas on why the show is successful. Sure. Trevor why do you think blackish connects with the audience and with everyone . Because it is based in a certain recal reality. Its the reality black americans have been living with for better than 50 years. We have been having these conversations amongst ourselves privately at home for 50 years at least, and the last 30 years, i think africanamerican culture has been so much so much of it has been embraced into the larger culture that everybody sort of its part of the larger culture and a much more deeper way now so that we can have this conversation and Everybody Knows what were talking about because, at the end of the day, were all human. So were talking about problems that are really human problems from the particular perspective. And when you can make your culture take your specific culture and make it universal, then everybody can enjoy it. applause trevor its so interesting to me how i guess america has gotten to a place where everyone is so on edge that they feel the need to attack when there is no need. You know, when blackish was first announced, when it was rising up, blackish, what is that . What does that mean . Black show i saw someone on twitter who tweeted and said i cant believe abc made a show called blackish, imagine if they had a show called whitish, that would be racism. Then that person became president. laughter its human stories, a family. Its a family, generationally, so you have lots of different perspectives. Trevor i thi