Its turned up in there. Greatest party ive ever seen. Man, craigery gonna be a legend. If yall hurry home, maybe someones periscoping. [both laugh] damn, even the drones smashing. You know what, it doesnt matter. When i needed you guys, you had my back. The school, local law enforcement, and the fbi may see you as terrorists, but youre more than that to me. Youre careorists. Well, before we start sucking each others dicks, yall wanna know a secret . Im the phantom shitter. Aw, hell no not the trophy [laughter] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. We have two guests tonight. Director of polling at harvard john della volpe is here. And legendary Musician Phil Collins is joining us tonight, everybody. cheers and applause lets get straight into it. The president ial election with just two weeks left, it looks like the gloves are finally coming off. Vice President Joe Biden campaigning for Hillary Clinton in wicsbarry, and heres what he said about donald trump. Don i wish i were in high sl and could take him behind the gym. Thats what i wish. Trevor oh, bleep joe biden wants to take donald trump behind the gym. You know what that means, right . No, really, do you know what that means . Because i dont know i dont know what happened in your high school, but in mine, the only thing happening behind the gym was people looking up. Everyone knows there are rules. The parking lot is for fights. The bath rooms are where you get high. The cafeteria is for ostracizing people. The library is for using computer toes look at porn. And behind the gym is for finger banging. Thats what school knows. Everybody knows that. But you do realize, folks, this is the level of discourse the election has sunk to. The press asks biden, dont you wish you could debate donald trump . And the sitting Vice President replies, no, i just want to punch him in the face. laughter luckily, when responding to biden, donald trump decided to take the high road. Did you see where biden wants to take me to the back of the barn . Me. He wants to. Id love that. Id love that mr. Tough guy. You know when hes mr. Tough guy . When hes standing behind a microphone by himself. He wants to bring me to the back of the barn. Oh trevor wait, what . lauhter the back the back of the barn . Biden said the back of the gym this is why you dont let old guys into fight clubs. The first rule of fight club is remember where fight club is laughter applause this doesnt make sense cheers and applause doesnt make sense. Now you realize whats going to happen. Biden is at the gym. Trump is at the barn. Hes going to be punch something random person who comes there. You . Me . Aahh i just came here for the sex oh, thats coming thats coming. Look, i know everyone, including myself is really excited about the prospect of joe biden and donald trump having a physical fight because that would be the perfect climax to this election. But dont forget these guys are both in their 70s. So it will be entertaining, but it will probably look like this. cheers and applause . Trevor hold my teeth hold my teeth beyond trump and biden setting up the whole wrinkle in the jungle what i found particularly fascinating about this story how differently it was presented, depending on who was consuming it. For instance, if youre a liberal you probably heard it as a story about how trump wants to beat up joe biden. But if youre a trump supporter, you probably heard it as donald trump standing up to joe biden. And thats the story of this election everyone picks sides and blindly defends them. Heres another example. Last night on fox news, megyn kelly talked to news gingrich. You probably remember news gingrich, the trump adviser who stole all of americas jowls. Yes . Now, megyn kelly wanted to talk to him about trumps pussy grabbing and newt went nuts. If trump is a sexual predator that is hes not a sexual predator. Okay, thats your opinion. Im not taking a position. You cannot defend that statement. Im sick and tired of prime like you using language thats inflammatory pup used the words. You took a position. And i think its very unfair of you to do that, megan. What i said is i think your defensiveness on this may speak volumes on this, sir. Count to go back to tapes of your show recently . You are fascinated with sex and you dont care about public policy. Trevor newt, newt. Thats really not fair. Just because megyn kelly invites people who looked like swollen testicles on her show does not mean shes obsessed with sex. That does not mean that. Oh, and by the way, by the i warks news gingrich should not be complaining that anyone is fascinated with sex. This is the same dude who cheated on two different wives, and when he was asked about his cheating, honest to god, he gave the best answer i have ever heard in my life. Theres no question that at times in my life, partially driven by by how passionately i felt about this country that i worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate. laughter . Trevor im sorry. Get the bleep out of here, man this guy just why did you cheat on your wife . For america. Thats why i did it. Diit for america. My expagz my vig porp in fact, i only do it to the national anthem, which is tough because we have to do it standing and it upsets everyone else in the stadium, but i do it for my country. So once again, once again,es he was a fight, and depending on which side you were on you were told the fight went a different way. Jezebel said gingrich made a total fool of himself, and breitbart said gingrich exposed megyn kelly and bench pressed her. Which isnt really a good headline if youre a trump supporter. It sounds like newt was like, donald trump is not a sexual predator. Now put your butt in my hands so i can lift you over my head. Come on come on. Thats one of the downside of everyone consuming their news in their bubble. You dont the news. You get your news. There are distorted and fake news stories everywhere on line. Obama shows his erection to a reporter. Tim kaine yells at his daughter. Did you hear the story about bill clinton when he called Trump Supporters rednecks . Theres a headline, so it must be true. Necessary you hear what he actually said. You know, look, the other guys base is what i grew up in. You know, im basically your standard redneck. Trevor oh, no he didnt just identify with people he disagrees with to point out what they have in common. laughter theres nothing there. He called himself a redneck. The only part of that i object to is bill clinton claiming that hes a standard redneck. You cant say that when youre riding around in a private jet, my friend. laughter yes, unless unless you ride that jet while riding your tractor. Thats only time you can do that. But at least in that story, bill clinton said the word redneck. Sometimes the story that riles you up can be something that never happened. Say you go on your facebook just for fun to check out who had a sandwich that made them feel blessed. But then, but then, because of things you have liked over time up pops an article in your feed about bill clintons illegitimate black son. This is a real article ciculating on facebook. Banished bill clintons son needs your help to reunite with his father. This is how i know the story is not true. If the clintons had a black son, they would not be hiding him. They would be parading that bleep around north korea getting out the vote. They would say, this is our. Tell them, tell them to vote that story is b. S. , people. Im sorry. You can take any biracial person, throw their black and white photo next to clinton and it will look like his son. By that standard, i look like his son. Look, look. I look like oh, bleep . laughter i look like his son. Wow. I laughter what if bill clintons my dad . laughter and i had him on the show and i never even asked him. I mean, i hinted at it with the mug i gave him, but still. laughter now, although this is a phenomenon that seems to happen more on the right, it still happens on the left. You find the occasional fake story about clns is weird to me. I honestly dont know why you need to make up anything fake with donald trump. Theres no fake stur need. Theres someone sitting there, haha, and then he looked at her pussy . Im sorry, what, in real life . Oh, delete. For instance, if youre a liberal you might have seen a headline that says linguists have decided donald trump has a learning disability because he possesses a vocabulary of 200 words. Come opeople, 200 words . Thats not realistic. That barely covers the names of his exwives. Thats not a realistic thing. If theres one thing you cant fault the conedonald on its his speaking skills. Words have never impeded his mind because his mouth is always trying to keep up with his brain. Were about to go. We lose it. We are in the wrong direction, and maybe its gone. Supreme court justices. Always remember that. But so many different levels. And when you see what happened with crooked hillary today, testify a disaster. Trevor what . What . What . Who . Where . Amazing. Hes bouncing from one word oh, thats pretty much what happens. Its so impressive. Wherever trumps brain goes, his mouth goes along worry the ride. I studied trump for over a year and what he does is truly amazing. Ill try and do a demonstration myself. Ill try and do this. All right, a sees of words will come up on a screen behind me, and i dont know what these words will be but i will use them to give you a trump address. Hold on. Let me get myself ready. laughter get comfortable. cheers and applause all right, lets go. Folks, im going to make america so great, folks. You dont understand. This nation this nation, folks, its bad its bad, folks. The nation is bad. There is bias in the media, folks. The media is biased against us. And isis. Oh, my god, isis, folks. Im going to beat them so folks, im not going to tell them what im going to do. Its going to be a surprise, folk naerpz going to die bigley, folks. Bigley. Theyre going to die. And then the dragons, folks the isis, they have dragons. I have heard that isis haas dragons that use moisturizer, folks. The moisturer that the dragons use and im not good enough for this man. Im not good enough to do this. But you get the point. cheers and applause you get the point. You get the point. The point is this there are fake stories everywhere online, and the effect can be dangerous. Especially considering that millions of americans believe that the upcoming election will be rigged. Because thats what theyre seeing on soc media. And after the break, were going to chat with a polling expert, and hes from harvard. So. Youre a liberal, youll be really impressed. Stick around, well be right back. announcer vo the new pixel phone by google. Only on verizon. Okay, google, show me korean restaurants in boulder . Google Assistant i found a few places. announcer vo the only network than can power the first phone with the new Google Assistant, unlimited photo storage, and a stunning vr experience. How is this possible . announcer vo so buy a pixel, only on verizon, and get up to 300 back. And right now get four lines and 20 gigs for just 160 with no surprise overages. All on americas best network. Of bad breath germs for a 100 fresh mouth. Feeling 100 means you feel bold enough to. Assist a magician. Or dance. Listerine®. Bring out the bold™ the image on the surface book, transports you into the world which is our main goal as animators and you can actually touch the screen. You cant do that on a mac. Halloween break chance, chance the rapper break me off a piece of that kit kat bar thats a good song. Have a break, have a kit kat. With the apple that bites back. Redds wicked apple. Also available for a limited time in blood orange. How do they make starburst taste so juicy . They use wicked small fighter jets to shoot the juiciness into every starburst. [ pilot ] its about to get juicy. Whoo i feel so aliii. It takes guts. [ female announcer ] starburst. Unexplainably juicy. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. My first guest is the director of polling at Harvard University institute of politics. Please welcome john della volpe. cheers and applause now, you are an expert in polling millennials. Only let me focus on 18 to 29yearolds. Trevor in a survey you asked 18 to 29yearolds overall, would you you say you are more hopeful or more fearful about the future of america . And now 51 of them said that they were fearful. 20 of them said that they were hopeful. And then you asked them why . And here are a few of the answers. Someone said that this country laughter this country is feared feared . Is that what that is . A different one. Trevor different one. Someone said because its crap for my generation, crappy jobs, and our politicians care more about themselves than doing the right thing for all americans. This is what actual millennials are saying. So many were brought up to believe if they worked hard and played by the rules there was boundless opportunity. And for too many young people thats not the case. We know, the system is rigged, in their eyes. And for good reason, honestly. Trevor donald trump has brought that to the fore. And there have been many conversations about what rigged mean. When Bernie Sanders was running, he was talking about a different thing. He was saying that dreams seems more and more unattainable. Its harder to get there. But donald trump is saying its being manipulated, its being rigged and you as pollsters are part of the problem. You guys are rigging the election. First question is why . Second question is how . Its this is, i think, one of the most dangerous white collar jobs in america, being a pollster. Its tough. I dont know if i could rig a poll, even if i wanted to. But polling has a very, very important role, i think, in our democracy, to give voice to to give voice to individuals, to understand that there is real fear in america, and for our elected officials to understand that and try to solve that. Trevor you say you cant rig a poll. Why is it hard laughter okay, so you can. Let me ask you this then, honestly. Why would you rig a poll . And why dont you rig a poll . There would be no reason for a professional pollster to ever rig a poll. We get paid based on the number of polls we take. If we conduct a poll thats bad, that is not reflective of the electorate, we dont get called back. So there is no incentive in any way, shape, or form for professional pollsters. Trevor so you are rewarded for getting it right . With white people what does he poll . When i look at the democrats versus republicans, hillary versus trump. Hillary is winning by eight points, much better than obama did actually four years ago. Lets say with hispanic voters . Hillary sup45 points with hispanics. Again, getting to where obama was, but not quite there is there with black voters, how is trump doing . Hes down 85 points, plus or minus. Trevor down 85 . Yes. Trevor you have undecide as well. What does that leave him. Let me do the mact for you. 85 clinton, 0 trump. cheers and applause . Trevor wow. Trevor, 2,115 interviews. Not one Single Person said they were voting for trump. Mitt romney did better four years ago. Trevor that is the ultimate level of whiteness. Thank you very much for being here, man. Really fascinating. I hope to see you again. John della volpe, everyone. Well be right back. cheers and applause proud of you, son. Ge a manufacturer. Well thats why i dug this out for you. Its your grandpappys hammer and he would have wanted you to have it. It meant a lot to him. Yes, ge makes powerful machines. But ill be writing the code that will allow those machines to share information with each other. Ill be changing the way the world works. interrupting you cant pick it up, can you . Go ahead. He cant lift the hammer. Its okay though youre going to change the world. Electricaonly a few. E at the heart of every hybrid. Truly move us. With over one million on the road, lexus hybrids are always charged and always ready. 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And when it came to the music i kind of glazed over because it seemed like a huge mountain to climb. I got together with a journalist, craig mclean, who helped me sort through that mud. Trevor you lived a pretty remarkable life, especially with how you got into music. To be telling stories about going to abbey road, and referring to eric clapton as eric. You told stories about eric. And im sorry, eric who . Oh, the eric clapton. Do you ever look back and realize how magnificent that was. Not a day goes by they dont appreciate how lucky ive been. The thing with eric clapton was, the first time i cape town into contact with him i was at a bus stop goating the last bus home in my endoftheline house in a suburb of london. And there was a club there. And i remember hearing. Driving in my car. And it was nsu by cream. And i was standing at the bus stop, and i was listening to this thinking, man, what another world that is. And 25 years later, im producing it. You know, and hes one of my best mates. So my life has been charmed like that. Ive ive played with a lot of my heroes. The abbey road thing was for George Harrisons first solo album. Ringo was there, billy preston, phil spector was producing. I was 19, and i was in that environment. And its just it was a wonderful time to be alive, the 60s, you know, because it was all happening for the first time. Trevor youve now had the opportunity, though, to say yes to an upandcoming artist who is really following in your footsteps. And thats your son. What is that like now, sharing that experience with its wonderful. We played the u. S. Open. Three kind of short Charity Shows this year. And hes fantastic. Ive got three sobz. The oldest one is 40, simon, and hes a wonderful drummer. He has his own career. Nick is 15, he will be 16 by the time we go on the road. Poor matthew, who is 11, doesnt play the drums. Trevor he probably realized the noise in the house was just thats quite a family where everybody is playing the drums and nobody is playing the guitar. At one point there were three drum sets in the room. He said i dont go for that and i dont feel like a collins because i dont play the drums. And its sad when a nineyearold says that. And he said, besides, nicholas told me last night that i was adopted. laughter applause trevor it runs in the family then. Yes. Trevor it runs in the family. Its a truly beautiful book. Thank you so much for your time. A new single is coming out, the memoir not dead yet, and the single are both available now. Phil collins, everybody. Im jamie foxx for verizon, americas best network. And im jamie foxx for tmobile. You are not jamie foxx. Tmobiles got unlimited data. Really . Unlimited high speed data . No, but. Unlimited hd video . If you pay extra for it. That sounds pretty limited. announcer vo only verizon gives you the best value. 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Here it is, your moment of zen. The audio tape, joe biden congratulations, core. He was a grownass man then and hes a grownass man today. He can stand up for himself. Guess what . Im so glad