bleep news team in town covering the convention. First up, jordan klepper, everybody cheers and applause yes, thank you thanks, trevor. Things are going great over here. Loving cleveland, go cavs as far as the republicans fear mongering, im not buying it. Trevor whats in your hand . Oh, my blankie . Just drafty out here. Dont worry were ant to hand this over to a narcissist who will bankrupt us. I definitely dont want my mommy now. Be a big boy, jordan trevor stay strong, jordan. Lets go to desi lydic, everybody, on the street cheers and applause desi, do you share jordans concern over trump . Trevor, why would i worry donald trump is going to kill us in the future when im gonna die today . Trevor what are you talking about . Im in the middle of an angry political protest in an open carry state. You dont know, trevor, i just saw grandma open a cap of great lakes with an ar15. Youre not in this trevor i feel for you, desi. Minhaj is joining us on the Convention Floor hows it going . Im sorry, trevor, my name is chad smith. I dont know who this hasan is, but he sounds a little too muslim to be safe at a trump convention. Ha ha you know what i mean, trevor . I love nascar. Trevor hasan, seriously . You put on white face . You mean my naturally fair and lovely complex that i got from my reallife parents bryce and i wanna say leslie . Trevor get the bleep out of here, chad all lives matter trevor lets go to ronny chieng at the quicken. Ronny, whats going on . Hey, you cant be too safe, okay, trevor . You heard them last night, an immigrant is going to kill me and then kill my family. Trevor ronny, youre an immigrant. Yeah, well, so are you wait. Youre gonna kill my family . Trevor well, maybe youre gonna kill my family why are you going to kill my family, trevor . Trevor youre the one whos trying to kill my family. Lets go to roy wood, jr. Inside the convention now. Thats right, reporting to you live from inside the quicken loans arena. Its so white looks like im inside a tub of cream cheese. Trevor there is also a lot of tension. You cant be with feeling safe. They love me republicans never do good with black people. In ohio trump was 0 with white people. Trevor in ohio h, trump was 0 with blacks. Or could be up there but youre in the r. N. C. , what are you about to do . Im having the time of my life. Everybody wants me to be their black friend. I have been to five bar mitzvahs, two weddings and a yacht race. How much does trump love black beampeople . He loves them. How good is donald trump for black people . laughter youve seen some black people here at the convention, right . I dont pay attention. Were at the Republican National convention, i need you to work the west side of the arena and ill work the east side and people wont confuse us. They wont confuse us because you see how im dressed. Black guy at r. N. C. , ill be your black friend. As you can see, im having a blast in cleveland. Im making tons of friends. Trevor they just think youre steve harvey, right . Lets play the feud. Trevor thanks, roy thanks, everybody cheers and applause lets move on to the big story. Yesterday was the headline speech by Melania Trump, an accomplished woman who might be the only good thing donald trump ever attached his name to. Melania gave a good speech that highlighted her family and how she became a american citizen. Unfortunately, the citizen she came was somehow michelle obama. My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life. Barack and i were raised with so many of the same values, like you work hard for what you want in life. That your word is your bond and you do what you say. That your word is your bond, that you do what you say. The only limit to your achievements is the strength of your dreams and your willingness to work for them. The only limit to the height of your achievement is the reach of your dreams and your willingness to work hard for them. Trevor goddam, Melania Trump just took something for her own or as iggy azalea says, a new hit. applause the problem is not Melania Trump or the plagiarism, its how the campaign chose to respond. Its not plagiarism. There were on a few words common to both. These were common words and values. 93 of the speech is completely different than Michelle Obamas speech. Melania trump said the strength of your dreams and willingness to work for them. Twilight sparkle from my little pony said this is your dream, anything you can do in your dreams, you can do now. What we should be celebrating is the fact that a democrat and republican have similar values. Trevor yes, they are similar values like nyquil and my voice. laughter the Trump Campaign is not even admitting there was plagiarism. It would have been so easy for them to own up and say this happened, it may have been a writer especially when this is a lie that not a Single Person in america believes. Guys, this is not even a policy thing. Its not even politics. Its a speech. What it is, though, is a preview, because this group of people, given actual power, will put us in some deep bleep . applause and there is some good news, though. All day theres been back and forth about what really went down. Did Melania Trump know, and the question remains did she do it on purpose . How will we ever know . Turns out the only way we know anything these days from Kim Kardashians snapchats. laughter you see, melania did know her speech was plagiarized and kim got the whole thing on tape. I think this is a really cool thing to have. I know, i cant believe im speaking at the convention. I wrote the whole speech myself, except the part that i intentionally plagiarized from michelle obama. Yes, i feel i have a responsibility to you as a friend, you know and i appreciate your warnings, but no one will ever know. If they catch me, i will say, it is remix. Trevor i knew we could count on you, kim. Back with more the daily show from the r. N. C. In cleveland here in cleveland cheers and applause my brother and i have always been rivals. We would dream about racing each other, in monaco. We were born brothers. Competition made us friends. Wish bold in the 2017 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. At our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets pretty much over. Shows friend wish we could start it from the beginning. jon bon jovi with directv, you can. 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Im still confused by that, by the way. I dont understand what that is. Congressmen you never heard of. Reality stars you dont remember married to congressmen youve never heard of. I loved it. This is trump style. He makes sure he gives us so much fun, crazy to talk about that we miss the dangerous crazy. For instance, last nights official theme was make america safe again. But to us, the theme really felt like make america fear again. Because thats what all the speeches were about. All the things that we hold dear are being attacked every single day. Our enemies are plotting against us. Enemies who are hell bent on destroying us. Your war is here. This is an economic disaster. Terrorists who are going to come to western europe and come here and kill us this is the last stand on earth. Killing us and our allies there is no place to escape to. Trevor why are you talking like that . whats this . whats happening . cheers and applause no place on earth really, there is no place on earth . Really . No place to hide . Because im pretty certain everybodys going to canada. You guys are acting like winter is coming. Have you heard, john snow, the nonwhitewalkers are coming applause im serious. That was the night. Terror. Speech after speech of screaming about everything that will kill us forget make america safe again. After that, i just wanted to make underpants dry again. laughter i dont understand this fear. This country is much safe than 20 years ago. Crime is declining. I was watching being, like, why are republicans so terrified . Then Rudy Giuliani said something and i finally understood. Wasnt so much what he said, it was how he said it. This is a man with a big heart who loves people, all people, from the top to the bottom, from the middle to the side trevor wow. Wow. You got all those directions wrong. You would be the worst air hostess ever, light attendant the exit is in the back the middle was your left, your back was your front. But maybe that explains why republicans are so scared. Theyre living in a world where up is actually down. And i guess thats why to them safer is actually scarier. Oh, and speaking of up is down and black is white, yesterday the republicans actually featured a few black speakers, although if your eyes were closed while listening to the speeches, you wouldnt have known. If you really want to heal our communities, more men need to start stepping up and taking care of their children. Safe neighborhoods happen when fathers and mothers arent home. Somebody with a nice tan need to say this all lives matter trevor my friend, if thats a tan youre rocking laughter you need to see a dermatologist, because you are three hours away from skin cancer, my friend but nicely played, dude. I totally hear what youre saying. Black kids grow up to be criminals, yeah, because their moms are never home, probably down at the club, yeah, oh, because they have to work two jobs and Public Transportation doesnt go to their neighborhood and the the legacy of red lining has kept them from living in better areas, but also at the club yeah and where are the black fathers . Too busy getting arrested, am i right . I mean some for a broken taillight, trumped up charges and driving while black, but also still at the club, am i right . Yeah applause thats the thing about these speakers at first, youre thinking, wow, republicans invited people who dont fit the normal mold to come in and speak, thats amazing then you think, wait. Why would republicans do that . Because they know theyre going to get this. Ladies and gentlemen, i would like to make something very clear Blue Lives Matter in america there is some good news out of baltimore, maryland, as lt. Brian rice was acquitted on all charges. cheers and applause trevor im sorry good news . Wait, let me get this straight, were talking about freddie gray, the man who had his spine severed while handcuffed in the back of a Baltimore Police van, and thats good news . What a relief, yeah, to find out no one killed him. Ha i mean, he was killed but no one killed him. Half of getting killed is someone killed you, you understand that . So this is progress, now we all have to figure out why all these black folks are so susceptible to dying get the bleep out of here, man. cheers and applause dont get me wrong, im not saying no one has the right to be afraid. Im not even saying feelings are inconsequential. You cannot complain about america being afraid, though, when you are the same people frightening it, which gets me back to Melania Trump. That was the one speech that was kind, hopeful, unifying and optimistic. Its almost audacious how hopeful it was. And so what if it was taken from michelle obama. If thats what it takes to bring america and have a positive message, go ahead, do jumping jacks and eat your kale while giving a speech i dont know why Melania Trump is in trouble for plagiarizing. Maybe if she feels comfortable stealing Michelle Obamas speech, mabel trump will steal obamas policies and the world you say we cant plagiarize obama, yes we can. We is the world truly ready for a vehicle that can drive itself . An autonomousthinking automobile that protects those inside and outside. Ready or not, the future is here. The allnew eclass. Selfbraking, selfcorrecting, selfparking. A mercedesbenz concept car thats already a reality. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. First you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. A lipton meal is what you bring to it. And the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. M ms® milk chocolate melts not in your hand. 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Yes [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering over phone] trevor welcome back to the daily show coming to you from cleveland, ohio, my guest tonight is the former chairman of the Republican National committee. Please welcome Michael Steele, everybody cheers and applause good to see you. Trevor welcome to the show. Its great. Cool to be here. Trevor what a time to be alive. Oh, yeah. Trevor for those who dont know, real quickly, you had the job Reince Priebus now has. Yes. Trevor you were in charge of the convention, basically. If you were running this convention, how would you grade it . On day two, what are you looking at . Are you saying this is good for you . Is this good, yeah . Um, it started out pretty good. Trevor is that with the revolt . No. It started out while they put the gavel in the right place, which is good. Trevor okay. And then there was voting, took place after that and thats when all hell happened. Trevor mmhmm. Look, the fact of the matter is this tension has been growing for a while. We knew coming into this convention there were a significant number of delegates who would be exercised about the prospects of donald trump getting the nomination. Trevor lets get a discussion going. You are a republican. I am. Trevor are you a black republican . I am. Trevor just checking. You may be very tanned. Never know. Yeah, never know. But im black first. Trevor how do you justify voting for donald trump . I said from the very beginning going back to the primary that, when asked about who i supported in the primary, and i didnt support anyone in the primary, my view was i was waiting for someone to run for president because i was inspecting and hoping the party would have a different conversation than the co the one currently having with the country. Number two, the first part of this ends tonight. He has secured the nomination. His speech on thursday will tell the tale on whether or not donald trump is ready to be president of the United States, and everything he does between now and november will be dictated by how he begins this moment, so thats when the clock starts running for knee before i let you go, and im not trying to trap you or trick you, im just trying to get a conversation started here. All right. Trevor lets see i give you a concession. Lets say there is a donald trump people dont know, there is a donald trump who is good, who has helped minorities whether in new york or wherever it is. Right. Trevor lets say there is good in donald trump that is hard to see when you look at him. But lets say there is good. I ask you this all right. Trevor on the flip side with hillary, republicans come out and say the devil, the liar, the worst, the murderer, lock her up, no right to be president , and everyone discounts every single year and every single achievement and everything she has worked towards, apart from whether or not you believe she should have the presidency, do you believe shes qualified . Its newt trick question. Absolutely, she is. Absolutely, shes qualified. applause and ill take it one step further, the fact of the matter, she has grown beyond first lady. Shes secretary of state, regardless of what you think about her service, its an accomplishment, shes flernd that capacity and done a nice job. Shes been a United States senator and worked across the aisle with republicans. So you need to be aware of the opponent standing in front of you, and thats the mistake i hope we dont make from the end of the Democratic Convention next week to november. Trevor thank you, my friend. I appreciate it. 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