And all christie had to do was endorse a man who a few months prior he had said this about. I just dont think hes suited to be president of the united states. Why . Wince dont think his temperment is suited or his experiences. Trevor i dont think hes suited and yet now he. Is and also, while they are walking along the boardwalk, it is an interview, not a high school date, i dont understand, unless this is christies game, i will meet you for an interveurks 8 p. M. At the kissing booth, see you there. S to atly business. Now look, we understand there is going to be a certain level of back scratching in politics, but this level of payback is seldom this obvious. I mean its right in our face. It is like a couple joining the Mile High Club on the aisle of a plane, have the desensee to at least go in the tiny bathroom, at least. Even though it was christies event, it was. When a Company Moves to mexico and they think theyre going to drop outlining carrier, like ford, like nabisco, they think they will take our people, fire all of our people, move to mexico, make their air conditioners and sell them right across the border, no tax, no nothing, guess what, folks, not going to work that way any more. Every year that you make, that you sell into the united states, you are going to pay a 35 tax, okay . Very simple. Were losing our shirts, folks. Trevor were losing our shirts, folks. Were losing our shirts to these foreign countries. And no one knows that better than donald trump whose brand of shirts is manufactured in china. Yeah, so if you want American Made trump clothing then you basically have to wear a bunch of his steaks, that is how it, was. It makes more sense than eating them, lets be honest am but lets back up a second. Lets back up a second. Because when done all trump says youre going to pay a 35 tax, you understand, he means you, the American Consumer that is who ends up paying the tariff. It feels lick yesterday shoppers were pulling knives on each other to save ten bucks on a blu ray player, but now they are cheering. When everything from thoses country is suddenly onethird more expensive, trump is basically putting economic sanctions on america, you know, the sanctions the same thing the u. S. Uses to cripple other countries that is basically trumps economic recovery plan. A plan that could actually deepen the trade imbalance, singt u. S. Into recession within a year and lead to a trade war with china and mexico. This is a trade war. These dumbees say oh, well, thats a trade war. Trade war were losing 500 500 billion in trade with china. Who the hell cares if there say trade war. Trade war . Its crazy. Trevor no, youre [bleep] crazy cheers and applause how is this gi a president ial candidate . I mean i know maybe you dont care donald trump, but you know who would care . The four million americans that would stand to lose their jobs if a trade war happened. There is no war with china that you can say you done care about it doesnt matter what kind of war it is. A military war, a trade war, a storage war t doesnt matter. If china had to cheap all their [bleep] we would be overwhelmed in a week. Trump says i dont care. So helping christie with his debt and starting a trade war with china was basically the business part of fridays event. But trump like the human mullet that he is, saved room for the party in the back. Theres nothing like new jersey. Wise guy, so many wise guys. I will tell you what, you can make it in new jersey. You can do just about anything you want in life. Trevor if you can make it in jersey, you can do do anything you want in life. Its like the royaltiy free version of New York New York that they use an unlicensed karaoke bars. If you can make it in i dont understand. How do people look at this man and think yeah, president. He just walks up on stage and starts riffing. Its his nature. Hes like a monkey at the zoo who is like what am i going to do, not masturbate in front of tourists . Its who i am. Donald chimp. We know that making a bunch of weird misinformed and sometimes flatout wrong statements at Chris Christie own bailout fund raiser couldnt possibly be the worst humiliation trump would serve the governor that night. You see, before trump was done, he would have to make it personal. I could tell you this. When carrier and ford and nabisco leaving chicago with their big plant theyre moving to mexico, im not eating oreos any more, you know that, but neither is chris. You are not eating oreos any more. No more or yos. For either of us, chris, dont feel bad. Trevor dont worry, Chris Christie dnt have room for any oreos. Hes too full from eating so much [bleep]. Much [bleep]. Well be right back. 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One week out from the memorial day rush, travelers are bracing today in chicago midway airport, passengers stretched clear out to the parking garage. The u. S. Travel association called the situation a national crisis. Thats right, a national crisis. I mean, not as dire as flint or congress not allocating enough funds to fight zika, but sure, having to wait an extra hour in front of cinnabon, thats bad too, yeah. No, the biggest reason for the long lines falls on the tsa, the agency tasked with the dual mission of stopping terrorism and excess sham poovment the tsa has had a rough go. Last week it was revealed that they had a 95 failure rate at finding weapons at airport security. And now it turns out they are almost as bad at finding employees who want to work for the tsa. The tsa now says 35 of their people quit within the first year on the job. The tsa also has the lowest moral of any federal agency. Apparently they are losing a hundred agents every week. Some tsa Security Officers have been assigned to security for the president ial candidates. Trevor can i just say, if you are a president ial candidate and they assign tsa as your security, that say hint that you got to get out of the race. laughter they do not care about your safety. What is a tsa agent going to do. Hes got a gun. Guns in the tray, sir, guns go in the tray guns in the tray keep your belt on. Keep your belt on, guns in the tray. Yeah, so there is a problem, but do not worry, like a wizard who lost his luggage, the tsa is determined to fix their staff problem. The tsa immediately increased overtime for its officers just last week. And they are speeding up the hiring process for to get them on the job so but the Union Representing tsa officers say that wont be enough. They say they need 6,000 new hires. Trevor listen, tsa, if you need to find 6,000 new people to get strangers to take their shoes off, just go on craigslist. There sat least 6,000 creeps who are into that. Guys will be all day, im feet. Wow, you guys are creepy. Now a lot of you may be thinking hey, this isnt going to be a problem for me because i have a tsa precheck. So i have my own special line. As a frequent flyer and platinum medallion i can tell s. Those lines sometimes. Trevor i like how that reporter gave a genuine account of the problem. While also getting in that little humble brag. The it precheck is not the solution am im a platinum medallion status am. No bigie it lets me upgrade to any seat i want in the middle of the flight. Even if the seat is tain, they kick the passenger out the door of the plane. At the terminal he has to carry my bags but seriously precheck isnt the solution. Im very successful. Now airports are basically caught between the pass scwhrers and tsa. And all these extremely long lines and missed flights are no fun for either side. And in des operation, theyre taking extreme measures to try and calm angry travelers. In denver theyre planning to sweeten up passengers offering them candy in line, seattle and atlanta, musical performances with snacks. And cincinnati, miniature therapy horses to help calm your nerves. And in san diego, theyre bringing in the clowns. Trevor oh, wait, wait, wait. You are taking a stressful situation and youre adding clowns to the mix . That is never a good idea. That is never a good idea. And horses marines advertising handbook and make those wand waving ivy checking jobs look cool. And at the daily show, were doing our part to help with tsa recruiting. When america takes to the skies, they dont trust their safety to it to there is no challenge too trecherrous, no doodle too meaningless. No wand waving to sassy. And this summer, the tsa needs you. Will you get to see all the shapes, square shapes, circle shapes, dildo shapes. My god, the protecting your lives, lotions and half drunk waters, your heart desires. Oh, yeah, room temperature. As a defender of the skies, you can chat with your coworkers whenever you want because at 15 dollars an hour, you dont have to give up [bleep] they are the many, the not so proud, the tsa. laughter . Trevor now thats how you make an ad. Well be right back 7 recently, a 1954 mercedesbenz grand prix race car made history when it sold for a record price of just under 30 million. And now, another mercedesbenz makes history selling at just over 30,000. And to think this one actually has a surroundsound stereo. The 2016 cla. Lease the cla250 for 299 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. With booking. Coms range rebel and key can wing it all the way to jordan and chelseas wedding. Rumble road trip. There she is. Uh oh, oh, oh, oh, what . So here is our road trip itinerary. Whats this . A bunch of different places. Nah, bro. We gotta go offscript. Rip to shreds every motel, cabin and teepee, between here and the wedding. Now get out of my seat. 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Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Tonights guest is the star of both neighbors 2 Sorority Rising an xmen apocalypse. They call themselves named after an ancient being they believe to be the worlds first. Worlds first what. The worlds sphirs mutant. These describe the powers great are than any man po es ised. An allpowerful mutant. Exactly. And wherever this being was, he always had four principal followers, desiems, protectors imbued with powers. Like the four horsemen of the apocalypse, got that one from the bible. Or the bible got it from him. Byrne. cheers and applause welcome to the show. It is just like a job interview. I didnt bring my cv. Trevor who is getting the job, why does it feel like a job interview. Because its a desk. Trevor is this what job interviews, they are normally like a brown ding with papers, pens. Ive got some pens under here, yeah, this will now its a job interview. Set it up. Trevor now its so, welcome to the show. Thank you. Trevor it is not a job interview. You got every job right now in hollywood. Congratulations. Are you doing extremely well. In three movies right now . Yeah. Trevor three very different movies as well. Xmen and neighbors 2, and then you have a comedy movie that is out with susan sarandon, she was telling me about that. Yeah, the meddler, a great movie to take your mum too or your dad or a friend or someone it is a really sweet. Trevor i like how that escalated, mum, dad, friend, someone. Find a stranger, come on, were going to much what the meddler. Were going to watch the meddler. You about you know what, this may be weird for some people, but i remember watching you on it was neighbors in australia, wasnt it . The soap opera. The soap opera, yes, yes. Trevor that was huge in south africa, with like a. Wow. Really . Trevor you cannot have made is sound more backwards, oh, wow. Thats a shame. Trevor it was huge. Really . Trevor everything. Neighbors, everybody was a neighbors. We sing the song. I feel like yeah, but you have. I didnt know that. What else is popular there on tv . Trevor well, everything else, we just go Like Neighbors and then idol and everything else. Okay. Trevor we just dip into old australian films that is what we do. Im very flat erred. Trevor lets talk a little bit about xmen. A huge franchise to be a part of. And you are playing one of the few nonmutants. Yeah. Trevor was it fun not having to sit in makeup for hours. Was that like your superpower. It basically was. Everyone else is getting blue or green or whatever, from 2 a. M. And i would roll up at 8 00, and you know, but its a bit dul, really. Who wants to not be a mutant, right . Like im surrounded by people without can set themselves can fly. Trevor but they are not really doing it while you. Yes, they are. Trevor you muses have felt cool. The movie is rel. Trevor just because we have neighbors, dubt mean were dumb. Dont treat me like that. But you do have a superpower, though. You can do like any accent. Except South African, thats very hard. Trevor really. Yeah, im very impressed with your South African accent. Its not real, is it . Trevor no, no. You are putting that on. Trevor im actually german. Yeah, and you caught me and now i have to go back to my original accent, and the show is howmany accents can you do . Three. Trevor three, four, five. I feel like you can shall. I really cant. Can i do english, australian, american, thats about it, canadian. Trevor one thing you do have is you have a giflt for kussing real good. In neighbors, if you ever watched neighbors, i was a huge fan of neighbors the first one that came out, and its very rare for the secretary movie to be as funny if not funnier. It is, its very challenging, especially on comedy sequels it is actually very funny. A lot of people thought it was funnier than the first one. Trevor and its tough to make a movie, it is all about the sorority coming. And you would think going from a fraternity to a sorority, it gets raunchier. The girls are theyre nasty. Trevor so xmen is really, i mean, its a powerful franchise, neighbors as well, number one r rated comedy in america, so congratulations. Thank you. Trevor with that, and the meddler coming out as well. Every movie, i am a huge fan. Im still on the fifth season of neighbors, so i will catch up with the rest of it. Youre very sweet. Thanks for having me. Trevor thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much, neighbors 2, Sorority Rising is out now and x men apocalypse is in theaters friday may 27th. Rose byrne, everybody. Rose byrne, everybody. cheers and applause introducing the completely redesigned mercedesbenz ccoupe, rose byrne, everybody. cheers and applause with its athletic prowess and sleek new body. It doesnt just raise the bar. It completely crushes it. The allnew cclass coupe. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dont bring that mess around here, evan whoo dont do it. 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