The mattress that can tell you when your significant other is cheating. Its a mattress which claims to use ultrasonic sensors to detect when your bed is in use, and youre not at home. I just picture a european businessman in an important meeting like im sorry, i have to take this. Its my mattress. So the mattress is meant to catch cheaters, you know, measuring mattress bouncing which seems like a pretty roundabout way of doing that. What if your partner is just jumping on the bed. Are you going to punish her because she has a spirit of child like wonder, is that what you are going to do i dont need a mattress to tell me my partner is cheating. I can find out the oldfashioned way by secretly scrolling through her phone t is as simple as that. With something the name smart in the name t is the dumbest thing i ever heard of. It should win an award for most easily fooled technology ever. Because you can just do it on the couch, or in the shower, or you could even have sex on the floor right next to the mattress and the mass res wont say [bleep]. It would even make the sex hotter, you could be like yeah, you like that, mattress, you like that. Yeah, you have to watch but you cant say anything about it. This is our secret. Moving on, lets talk about flying. Now it can be a terrifying experience, in a small building that is moving 500 miles an hour in constant fear of either crashing or having to act interested in what the person next to you is saying. Oh, thats right, i guess i never did think about who distributes phone charger cables. Yeah. Well for some people, flying can be even harder. A College Student in california is demanding an apology from Southwest Airlines after being escorted off a plane for speaking arabic. Trevor wow. Thats shocking. Americans can recognize arabic . laughter wow. So messed up. I didnt know speaking Foreign Languages was against airline regulation. When i first heard this i thought well maybe he was shouting and acting like he was a threat am but no, he was just being a person who speaks arabic. The woman sitting in front of him told the crew she overheard him making potentially threatening comments. He was on the phone with his uncle in baghdad and used the common arabic expression inshallah or god willing. Another passenger told security that mack zoomi was using jihadist language, he was pulled off the plane and questioned. Trevor thrown off the flight for saying god willing. The whole sentence was probably god willing my fellow passengers wont throw me off the flight for no reason. No, no, looks like theyre taking me away. Well, god willing i wont get a cavity search. Nope, looks like thats happening as well. And by the way, what did that passenger mean, he was using jihadist language. A language doesnt get owned by the worst people who use it. We dont call english the real housewives language, that is not how it works. Arabic is a language. Its not an action. Now look, this passenger who complained didnt know what she was talking about. And i understand that. I understand why she was alarmed because every day on tv everyone is telling her to be alarmed. The entire Obama Administration refuses even to utter the words radical ises lambic terrorism. There is a link between islam and terrorism. There is a large group of violent extremist muslims who are coming to kill me and you. A total and complete shutdown of muslims entering the united states. Not all muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are muslim. Not all idiots are fox news hosts, but all fox news hosts are well, youll figure it ot out. But Southwest Airlines, heres my thing. Just because someone saw something and said something doesnt mean you guys have to do the wrong thing. As an airline you shouldnting rationally profiling, that is the tsas job. The problem is that southwest is getting a reputation for doing this. A maryland muslim woman said she was humiliated after getting kicked off her flight because of her religion. The woman hakima abdule was wearing an islamic head scarf said all she wanted to do was switch seats, instead she got the boot by a flight attendant. Trevor she failed to mention she wanted to switch seats with the pilot. Now you think with this type the least southwest could do is offer an apology. Southwest said the students removal was a collaborative decision rooted in established procedure. Flight attends ants are allowed to remove people off flights if they pose a threat to Public Safety. Trevor oh really, southwest. You want to talk about Public Safety . Maybe you should start by assigning seat numbers because right now every single flight is like a black friday sale. I have to tramp el three kids just to get a window seat. Three kids. You know how hard it is to enjoy your view with dead children at your seat. Thank god i had a what have i done . What have i done . And southwest, if you are trying to sell how seriously you take safety, then maybe stop making these preflight announcements they think the airlines gone crazy charging for each little thing. Im a flight attendant, im a flight attendant, put your hands up. Stop, buckle up and listen. Trevor dont get me wrong. It is a lot of fun what they are doing. Until the plane is going down. And you cant remember the lyrics to the safety song. Yeah, cuz its a song, people, so now you dont even have to do that thing where you have to sing the whole song just to get to the part that you cant remember, the plane is going down, what was it stop, buckle up and listen listen oh, from the ceiling. Air mask on the ceiling. On the ceiling. The ceiling. That does not make me feel safe. Employee it is not cold stone creamery. I havent been therend been like man, this is so much fun. I wish my life was in their hands. But since southwest doesnt look like theyll change their policy, we at the daily show took the liberty of at least recording a preflight announcement that they can show to help their muslim pass swrers and this is what we came up with. Welcome aboard Southwest Airlines. Before takeoff there are a few ways our muslim passengers can avoid terrifying their fellow travelers. Dont bring a bag on to a flight because bags can have bombs in them. Instead carry them in your arms at all times. If you speak arabic, dont. Its a scary language. But dont not speak either because thats also supersuspicious. Instead, memorize some common english phrases. 15 minutes could save you 15 or more on car insurance. Be considerate to your nonmuslim seat mates. Give them fair warning before you make any movement with your hands. Im about to buckle my seatbelt, not detonate a suicide vest. And most important, please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exit so that in the event of an angry mob you will know where to go with your parachute. Thank you muslims for still show choosing southwest. Youre now free to move about the country, as long as linda in 11c is cool with it. Trevor hasan minaj, trevor hasan minaj, can you say i love it . Oh love it . Can you say hey . Hey thats the spirit oooooh. Ooh ooh wooh ooh wooh ooh sing sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. Ooooh oooh. Every little thing. The Bud Light Party believes in change. Ooooh oooh. Thats why bud light has a new look. And we want to share it with everyone. From our national parks. To our furthest shores. Jackpot to your living room. Look under your seats [squeals of delight] still the same refreshing bud light. With a new look. I would like three two is standard. Im not standard. Three weeks. Ok. Fill your family of four up, with eight pieces of delicious original recipe chicken and sides. 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Now it looks like hillarys going to win the new York Democratic primary but shes not resting on her laurels, this weekend she broke out the big guns. Clinton spent some of the weekend in california raising money for herself and other democrats with two events hosted by george clooney. Vip ticket prices hit over 35 3,000. It is ridiculous that we should have this kind of money in politics. We need to take the senate back because we need to confirm the Supreme Court justice, because that fifth vote on the Supreme Court can overturn Citizens United and get this obscene, ridiculous amount of money out so i never have to do a fundraiser again. Trevor i couldnt hear, all i heard was handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome. That is a pretty slick explanation. Have i to fund raise so that i never have to fund raise. Sounds like a person just before they start a diet. Im going to start my diet tomorrow, but that is not going to happen while this cake is still around. So now normally by this point in the campaign the primary winners are largely a fore gone conclusion which makes sense. Whoive goes a [bleep] with what a nothing little state like new york thinks but this time the race is still relatively close meaning the candidates are here working hard to impress us. Except for maybe one, as desi lydic reports. Ted cruz recently made waves with a comment about new york city values. The rest of the country knows exactly what new york values are. And i got to say, theyre not iowa values and theyre new New Hampshire values. As a recent transplant from kentucky, i wondered what exactly are new york city values. Socially liberal or proabortion or progay marriage. Oh, god, no. I headed to time square to see how visitors cope in our preverlted seses pool. How would you compare this city with whatever [bleep] city are you from, where are you from. Im from huntsville, alabama. Its been a good trip. Weve enjoyed it. Has the gay in your face ruined anything for you . The gay in my. All the gay in your face. I havent seen much of that. I was shocked. Clearly these values are ruining their vacation. We love it here, we love coming. We come for the shows. Is it hard to get tickets to really popular shows like hamilton with all the abortions going on here . Well, hamilton you cant get tickets. Right. Because of all the abortions. So you guys are from new york. What are new york values . Were not from new york. Are you sure. Positive. With all the. Yeah, no, we just look different. New york is full of sick and twisted surprises. We met a lot of nice people, just met a construction worker here that was really supernice to us. And really didnt even kus at me. Not one time. Not one time. Did he ask to feel your tits. No, he didnt. And he didnt tell me where to go or flip me off. Did he grab your ass. No. Did he ask how much. No. Did he tell you to pleep bleep. No. But admit it, when you get home, after you wash away the sin and rebaptize yourself, youll really look forward to a great homecooked meal at what is that cracker restaurant. Cracker barrel. No, not that one. The other place where crackers go. Dennys. Finish the sentence for me. New york say godless. Why would you say new york is godless. I dont think that that is accurate. New york is great. I like new york. So you guys are actually enjoying yourselves here. Absolutely. Yes. My grandfather came through ellis island in 1911 on his way to pennsylvania to a new life. This was a place of opportunity for a lot of people including my grandfather. Oh, right. A lot of our immigrant ancestors did come through new york. But still, these guys are just tourists, what do they know . What about people who moved here from real america. Ive been living here for about eight months. And its fantastic. I love it. What . My life has improved because i have more opportunities to move forward in life with whatever i want to do. There are so many people that are coming and so many different cultures. Races, sexual orientations, people doing what they do, you do what you do. But back home, you get gay celeb result. Back home i was beyonce. Here im barely latavia. Who is latavia. Exactly. A member of a group that nobody knows. Dont you want to go back and be we yons. I want to be the beyonce of new york. There are a lot of beyonces in new york, including beyonce. Maybe ted cruz is wrong to attack new york for its values. It is a melting pot of ideas and cultures. That said, i live here and there is still plenty to criticize. So ted, the next time you want to [bleep] on this city, ask a new yorker. There are so many things you could complain about, like our art. Try getting a [bleep] ticket. Or complain about our infrastructure. How are you still digging . Theyve been digging for two years. Our commute. The our many great restaurants. Im at brunch right now. Or take a shot at our quality of life. It costs 5,000 a mobt to live here. And it comes with a [bleep] roommate. Were out of toilet paper. You dont even have a bathroom. Wait, where have you been [bleep] . But dont [bleep] with our values. Because we accept all people. Well, not all. Is there anything you would like to say to ted cruz. [bleep] ted cruz. Wow, you guys are new yorkers. Trevor thank you, desi, well be right back. You live on a planet that is mostly water. Somes water just starts falling out of the sky. When water freezes, people play on it. When it bubbles, people sit in it. When it moves, people slide down it. And smart people, like this person, say theres about to be even more water. Theres about to be even more water. Ok, smile. In fact, theres so much water out there, why in the world would you get a phone that cant get wet . Ok, try again. 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Sorry, i was eating a milky way. music plays from one way or another im gonna find y im gonna Getcha GetchaGetcha Getcha one way or another im gonna win ya im gonna Getcha GetchaGetcha Getcha one way or another im gonna see ya inhales cigarette is our partnership with habitat for humanity. Pg e is committed to clean energy and part of that commitment our mission is to build homes, community and hope. Our homeowners are lowincome families, so the ability for them to have Lower Energy Cost is wonderful. We have been able to provide about 600 families with solar on their homes. Thats over nine and a half Million Dollars of investment by pg e, and that allows us to provide clean energy for everyone here. Its been a great partnership. Together, were building a better california. Back. My guest tonight, the star of netflixs Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Please welcome ellie kemper yay. Trevor thank you so much. Thank you very much. Trevor thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. Thank you for hiding my legs under this desk. Trevor that is what the desk is for. Its great. Trevor im wearing shorts right now. I like to do the interview in shorts. Its comfortable. That is what is the desk is for. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. Trevor im such a fan of you and the show but so much so that it is freaky talking to you because you have the same enthusiasm in person that your character has, and so i feel like you were once in a bunker underground. Youre kind. I feel like thats another yes, maybe im not acting, really, on the show. Except i was raised in st. Louis which is not a bunker, i dont think. So yeah, but i sort of am similar to my character on the show. I think in energywise. Trevor yeah, youve got a similar energy. The only difference though is now unless are you going to write it into the show, the only difference is you are now expecting a child. I am. Im pregnant. applause first woman ever. Trevor first woman ever. Yup, thank you. Well done. First baby ever. First baby ever. Trevor first baby ever, first woman ever. Thats big. I was a little disappointed, though, because i knew you were coming here and then you made the announcement on jimmy fallon, i was like wow, you made the announcement there. Oh. Trevor i mean, im cool. I am cool because me and jimmy are cool. So i was like maybe secretary baby, you will think about me. Oarksz, i would love i actually promised jimmy kimel the second baby. Im sorry, im sorry, i didnt know, im sorry. Trevor people have three babies all the time. I know. And that third one is abouting to colbert, im sorry. Im a planner, im a planner. Trevor what if your fourth baby, like, you adopt from africa. Youll get that one. Trevor is that a deal . Yes. Trevor all right, i will take it. Deal, deal. Trevor its a wonderful experience, isnt it, pregnancy . Yeah. Trevor do you feel like youve changed at a person. Am i glowing . The sis particular acne, is that a glow . You know, i have never been more aware of the fact, and depressed by the fact that this part of my bobby is like a million more times, a million times for intelligent than my brain. Like while im sleeping this part of my body is like generating dna, and making new eyeballs for a human being. And this, my brain, this dumbee is having a dream that im being chased by hulk hogan. Like. Trevor lets talk about the show. All right. Trevor secretary season, all out at one time, i now have to binge again. That is the only way you can watch shows is to binge. All