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Ryan coogler joins us, everybody cheers and applause trevor and thank you all for joining us wherever you are. Unless youre in that oregon wildlife refuge that just got taken over by armed militiamen and, if you, are then i guess thanks for watching. laughter but is this really the time for comedy . The answer is yes. Its always a time for comedy. So a group of radical extremists have taken over federal buildings in a remote area of oregon. You know what . Actually federal buildings makes it sound like they took over the treasury department. Its more like a rest stop. Very small laughter but still its a government building and turns out tangling with the government is just what these guys do. Ammon bundy is leading the occupation. Back in 2014 bundys father cliven was embroiled in a dispute with federal officials over crazing rights over federal land in nevada. Trevor this is insane. Its 2016. Capital ranchers in a standoff with the federal government. Sounds like 1873. I knew there was a time difference between new york and oregon but i didnt think it was 150 years. laughter another challenge with the situation is that the back story is really boring. The storys exciting but the backstory, its a trade dispute. A group of rebels, a son following in his fathers foot stessments how do you get the information out in an entertaining form . star wars theme me is excited trevor everyone loves him. Yeah, look, militiamen, i get it. No one really likes the government. They make us pay taxes, make the dmv as unpleasant ant possible and dont let us bring numb chucks on planes. Now i have no souvenirs from my trip to italy. Laws are laws. They may think is takes are high. The line is drawn, until weve had enough of the turny, you will not leave us alone it wont change. Trevor a tip, maybe when youre making a point antigoverment overreach, dont wave something long and phallic. As very distracting as this government tyranny has got to stop quhierks are you laughing . Is it because my antenna reminds you of a floppy penis . Is that what it is . Its because my antenna reminds you of a floppy penis thats it, isnt it laughter trevor so the militias complaint is turny, they believe the feral government stole their ranches from them. The federal government has come down bon the people. This refuge alone, over 100 ranches have been taken, hard working families who came and carved a living out of the land and they came and took it and removed them. Trevor well, thats not exactly the truth. See, the real story is, back in 1934, oregon ranchers were going bankrupt partly because they overworked the land and the government stepped in and bought the failing land to them which sounds like pretty sweet tyranny to me, giving money to people for their worthless bleep . I wish the government would tyrannize me out of my 1995 toyota camry laughter yes, i own it because i thought it was going to be on pimp my ride and now they ended the show and now its a stupid car thanks for that exhibit sorry. So these militia people, they claim that theyre in oregon to protect the local community. The problem is the only thing the local Community Wants protection from is them. Throughout this Remote Community there is growing frustration over the occupation. The county canceled school all week out of the concern for safety. I dont like the militias message. Its sort of frightening, when there is people making threats and people touting guns. Its time for you to leave our community, go home to your families. Trevor you know what that is . Thats ungrateful. What type of country are we living in when communities dont welcome he have heavily armed men illegally taking over their public buildings . This is not the america i didnt grow up in. laughter either way, it doesnt seem like the miltsents are going home soon. We have been taken into one of the buildings that the protesters have occupied and theyre showing us their supplies. Theyre wellstocked, as you can see. Trevor im sorry. Lets take a second there. Theyve got a boom box in the corner. A bench press at the top. laughter cases of coors light. Why light beer . Just go all the way. Is this a revolution or are they starting a frat . What is this . This is the first chapter of phigrabbalanda . What is is this . laughter the question is now of course how this thing will ultimately be resolved. So far, the answer seems to be very slowly. laughter the f. B. I. Is seeking a peaceful resolution to a tense situation. There is absolutely no Police Presence whatsoever. There is no federal government. There is no local government. No state government. Nothing here but those guys who have come in and taken over. laughter trevor thats insane. Think of this for a second. A bunch of armed militants took over a government compound and, so far, the federal authorities and local authorities their response has been like, well, come on, theyre just cranky. chuckles theyll tire themselves out. Probably just nap time. Well wait it out. laughter people are wondering if there would be a harsher reaction from Law Enforcement if this group of heavily armed men was a group of black people. But that mu friends is not a real question because to be clear black people would never get themselves in that situation. Did you see how cold that place is . Thats somewhere only white people would ever think of taking over. applause no black man no black man would ever look at that place and say, yo. I want to live there laughter also, talking about oregon here. Forget finding 20 black people to occupy a wilderness lodge, i dont think you could find 20 black people anywhere at any given time. Depends on if the portland trailblazers are playing home or away that day, a big determining factor laughter the point, is maybe there will be a peaceful solution or maybe the government will have to take back the compound with force. But i have a third way in mind. Just let them have it. Let the extremists have the remote wilderness refuge shacks. And i know, people, it sets a horrible precedent and blah, blah, blah, all these things, laws laughter but heres why i think its the best solution. Theyre calling on supporters from across the country to come and join them here. They say theyll stay here as long as it takes, until their demands are met. We need you to bring your arms and come to the Malheur National wildlife refuge, becoming a place for patriots to come from all over the country and be housed and live here. Trevor so, in other words, they want to give all to have the nations militants and militant sympathizers to voluntarily exile themselves at a frozen camp site in the middle of nowhere and then stay there for as long as it takes its a winwin, people. We all get to go about our normal lawabiding lives and they get to spend their days in total isolation ranting about the government and jacking off by their guns. The government should be offering free rides there you want to live in malheur . Great send the government your receipts and ill personally reimburse you right back. Why fit in when you were born to stand out. The 2016 Nissan Altima has arrived. Boom. Told ya. Hey know it alls, youre welcome. Now that tmobile has double the lte coverage you can prove youre right to more people in more places. Faulty fuel injector you showed him huh, still alive. Told you nailed it youre wrong, its that way. Ha, ha, ha tmobiles new extended range lte reaches twice as far, and is 4 times better in buildings. Now you can know it all, from almost anywhere. Not much has changed. Except now you can say. Hey siri. Hey siri. Hey siri. Which changes how you get in touch. Call sophie. How you get answers. Penelope cruz who was the Prime Minister of britain in 1868 . The answer is benjamin disraeli. Of course. Oh, you knew that. Find me a very expensive. Coffee shop with outdoor seating. And dancing. You can do almost anything, just with your voice. Play the number one song from 1979. So yeah, thats whats changed. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. We just got an update on the occupation of the oregon wildlife center. Still going on currently. In fact, when the militia took over that government office, its leader said that they were prepared to stay for years, if necessary. But then they hit day two. laughter and it turned out, there were a few things that they forgot to pack. So yesterday some members and supporters posted this on facebook. Things we could use cold weather socks. Should have thought of that beforehand. Snacks. Energy drinks yeah, probably 12, not 5 hours, a longterm thing. Snow camo gear and anything you think will help. Like a psychiatrist. laughter and honestly, for these guys, i dont know if this is special equipment or just the list for a standard war room. Hey, honey pick up jerky, more snow camo for this we turn to our Senior Analyst jordan klepper, everybody cheers and applause jordan hey, trevor. Good to see you. Welcome to my world. When i saw that wish list by the militia, i knew that i could help, so i wanted to send a big old bag of supplies. Trevor that is really generous of you. Really generous. Jordan yeah, so i pulled together here, they asked for warm socks. I got some lovely nice socks here for the lovely militiamen. Trevor okay, thats weird. Thats Merry Christmas socks. Thats got santa on it. Yeah, these are Merry Christmas. Theyre not going to wear happy holidays socks. Okay . They also wanted food. Trevor those socks look small. I dont know if thats going to work. They look like average male socks. Trevor its a male with very small feet. A male with very average masculine feet to wear the socks. Trevor whatever. If they wear the stocks, they have a big penis, thats all im saying. Trevor okay. Cam o. Heres some lovely camo. Theyre going to look great in this. Trevor thats a normal shirt. I wouldnt call ate normal shirt, trevor. I dont think the person wearing this looks normal, to be honest with you. I dont know, i think maybe they could wear it. I know i couldnt wear it and i havent worn a shirt thats fitted since i was 16 years old. Trevor youre just giving away your christmas gifts. Thats not true im giving them tomorrowland here. I. Trevor i love that movie, im not going to lie. I think they will, too. It has a utopian community full of white people. I think they deserve George Clooneys best movie. Trevor i dont understand why youre giving them these horrible gifts. I think theyll love this the daily show trevor noah hat cheers and applause trevor yeah thats a nice hat. Yeah, you know what . Thats good gift. Thats a good gift. Trevor i would give that to somebody. Inoy you would im going to wear it on to the subway. Trevor thats a good gift to give somebody. You know what i think a good gift to give somebody . Attention, maybe know what they want for cription. Trevor are you saying you wouldnt wear that in public . I say i would rather wear a compliment from a coworker saying youre doing a nice job on the show. Trevor are you really sending this . I am. Trevor are you sending it to to the address they put on facebook. Theyre going to get all of this bleep . Trevor youre really sending this . Yeah, theyre going to get the whole box. Trevor is that blood on the inside . Yeah, i cut myself earlier. Im sure theyre cool with blood. 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Get it at discover. Com. No longer comes at a price. Well, actually it does. But its just 9. 99 new hot shot whisky chicken applebees grill bar favorites made a little better for you. Featuring new dishes loaded with flavor, and all under 650 calories. Trevor welcome back to the show my guest tonight is a director whose latest film is called creed. So, what are you afraid of . Im afraid of taking on the name and losing. Theyll call me a fraud. Fake creed. Dont you think apollos true . Hyou love to fight, right . It makes you happy, right . Yeah. Ou are apollo creeds son, right . Yeah. So then use the name. Its yours. Trevor please welcome ryan coogler. cheers and applause i thank you very much thank you so much trevor this is great for so many people to see the face behind the films. Congratulations, by the way. Oh, thanks, trevor. Trevor creed is amazing. Hank you so much, man. cheers and applause trevor it really is. I would like to take a moment and go back on this. First of all, lets start with the fact that you are just 29 years old. Yeah, 29 years old. Already, there is oscar talk around the film. Due that make you nervous . Or is that just is that a humbling experience . Whats it like for you . Its humbling. With filmmaking, its an ar form you dont do on your own. I saw several collaborators come and go. I brought the script with a buddy of mine Aaron Covington and got to work with my best friend michael jordan. The awards are icing on the cake. Trevor my barber said to me, yo, man you seen creed . I said, no. He said, yo, thats the black rocky, man, for this generation. Is that what you were setting out to do . I read a fascinating story. You wrote this film, you were inspired by your father. Yeah, absolutely. My dad was a huge rocky fan. When you would put the rocky movies on, he would cry. The movies had a special power over my dad. I like them because my dad did and i wanted to be like him. When i finished film school, my dad got sifnlgt he started developing a muscle condition and was weak and i had to help him from the car to the house sometimes and all of a sudden this dude that was always so strong became week and it weak and it really did a number on my psyche. I came up with this idea that maybe if a hero went through something similar and there is a young man who formed a relationship with them, maybe it would cheer my dad up and motivate him to fight through it. Trevor thats beautiful, man. How did a young black man from a rough neighborhood like like yod go into making films . Men, you said your dad was an exFootball Player. You were going to get into football. Yeah. Trevor what changed . I mean, school. I always had great teachers. I got a football scholarship to st. Marys college and i had a teacher there in my first year of school read something i wrote and called me into her offers and basically suggested i get into writing, like, movies because my writing was real visual laughter trevor im sorry. This is an image for me that a Football Player gets called in, the teacher goes, you need to write more. laughter you should quit football and you should write more. So you went straight into that . I laughed at her when we were sitting in her office. I thought she was crazy at first. I thought i was in trouble when she called me into her office. Trevor i would think that, too. She called me in my dorm room when i was there with my friends. She said, are you busy now . I couldnt lie because im in the dorm room. Trevor no lies in dorm rooms. laughter no, but she knew where i was, you know. She could walk down from my office and knock on the door if she wanted to. She said, i want you to come by my office right now. So i had to kick all my partners out of the room. I cant remember what i wrote about. Oh, the story was actually about my dad, crazy enough, you know, and i thought because i thought she was going to say, hey, you need to see a psychiatrist, or im going to get to her office and it would be, like, the dean is there and say get out of here. I went in there and it was Rosemary Graham and she asked what did i want to do when i grew up and suggested screen plays. Trevor amazing. You are amazing. Creed is amazing. Creed in theaters now ryan coogler, everybody cheers and applause p performance. Reimagined. Style. Reinvented. Sophistication. Redefined. Introducing the allnew lexus rx and rx hybrid. Agile handling. Available 12. 3inch navigation screen and panorama glass roof. Never has luxury been this expressive. This is the pursuit of perfection. One. Two. Three. Cheese yeeees hey paparazzi parents youre welcome now that tmobile has double the lte coverage, you can overshare just about anywhere. Look at the birdie you used to have hobbies. Now you have a baby. So go ahead. Post away hey, first kid . Yeah. Tmobiles new extended range lte now reaches twice as far and is 4 times better in buildings. Did you ever think were maybe oversharing . No. Definitely not colonel sanders. College student and so i really enjoy a great lunch like this kfc 5 fill up with delicious one hundred percent white meat popcorn chicken and all the fixings. Its Finger Lickin good. Okay, what is this . Its chewy. Really icy. Wooh. Thats intense it just hits you. Its gum. No. Its totally a mint its disappearing as i am chewing it. Where did it go . Its not a gum. Not a mint. Its a breakthrough in cool. Ice breakers cool blasts. Trevor thats our show for tonight. Before we go, last month we issued a challenge to you at home. Ted cruzs campaign posted countless hours of raw footage on youtube and we challenged you to lock yourself inside and cruise your own adventure with his raw material. There were a ton of submissions. Thank you for that. You can check them out on the daily shows tumblr. Here it is, honestly magic from raw footage, jake put this together and calls it ted cruz reflects. You know, i reflect often. laughter soft music laughter cheers and applause trevor now here it is. Your moment of zen. But they dont want me to use hair spray, they want me to use the pump. Because this one, which i like better than the other one because it goes binghampton bing and it comes out in big blobs and you say, my god, i have to take a shower larry tonightly, donald trump says Hillary Clinton using the bathroom is disgusting. If sitting down to pee is disgusting, what do you call someone who spews crap out of his mouth . 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