seating charts. for a moment someone accidentally sat governor chris christie with the republicans. that was awkward and i apologize. very awkward. but speaking of tables, before dinner i had a chance to mingle. you probably saw me. i worked the crowd. i shook some hands. and sold my twitter account to al jazeera for $5 million. they'll buy anything [ laughter ] but it is an absolute joy to be here at the white house correspondents dinner. last year tom brokaw criticized this event for having too many superstars and a list celebrities. when i told tom i would be attending this year he said "that's more like it." [ laughter ] >> that shouldn't be funny to you. but this is really a star-studded event. this year you've taken us to new heights. i have to congratulate you. new heights. because you've got some of the guys from duck dynasty here.