capture the comedy. >> it is not just finding the funniest person. >> is there something i can help you with? >> yeah. well, you look cold. >> it is tricky when as a comedian, you find your voice and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show. oh, you cannot talk about anything that has gotten to you this point. >> i'll always trying to look good for guys and it is always back firing. you're always on a diet. i'm on a diet because i'm trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asleep. >> you get into comedy because you can say whatever you want and then you get on television and you can only say 2%. >> stay in that bed. the storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. >> as a stand-up comic, you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of myself in this network format that i can be effective doing