my home is a good way to score some heroin and come hope with the clapp. my community is finally pushing back. alan has been hired by baltimore's tourism bureau. he asked me if i'd participate. and i said sure, partly because i love baltimore and partly because alan gave a certain struggling actor a much-needed break. >> i'm sorry i'm late. >> a quick tour will show you why. >> thanks. a business person's best friend. [ laughter ] >> that wasn't bad at all. >> for the last 40 years, alan's sold everything from cars to health care to gummy bears. he's good at it, and he loves it. >> one of the things about being an ad guy is you have to know a little bit about everything.