all right, that is an oldie but a goody from diddy. real name, of course, sean combs. he's just joined the long list of stars that have been swatted. a prankster reported an assault at combs's home yesterday and ktla is reporting a slew of cops showed up, through there wasn't any crime. no crime has been commit. other vi oth other. los angeles lakers retired shaquille o'neal's jersey. alongside magic johnson's number 32 and seven other jerseys, but if you look closely, o'neal and number 34 are on the front of the jersey instead of the back of the jersey. oops. the lakers say it will be fixed before tomorrow night's game against memphis. by the way, did you see him last night? he was on "southland."