just before 8:00 in the morning. that means it's john berman time. he's here with his new day award of the day award, sir. >> our award about damage control. it's a lesson, really. remember how we and others exposed crunchgate. this is a revelation that captin' crunch even though he only wears the three stripes. he made an on youtube statement defending himself. you have to listen to this. >> you may have noticed a few other things about me. i have four fingers. first mate's a dog. my eyebrows are attached to my hat.