new people. >> let me ask you. why is it that anytime the alien visits like america, there's always anal penetration involved? >> i've never heard it before ever. >> really? >> no. am i new to that? >> but the pig. the pig. what about that body in the desert? some say the tradition of the matanza dates back to moorish times when the eating of pig had to be clandestine. but we can verify this pig's been cooked slow over hot coals for the last 17 hours. >> i caught a peek of its ass. it looks delicious. >> frank here, he knows. he runs pancho's barbecue in albuquerque. >> time to get slicy. i step in to help frank break my piggy friend down into its constituent parts. >> beautiful. >> first, off got legs. what you call your fresh ham. then your forequarter, your shoulders and what not. the loin and rib section, your