staff and chicago mayor rahm emanuel will be played by stuy from "family guy." secretary of state john kerry will be played by an easter island head. i cannot tell those two apart. supreme court chief justice john roberts will be played by buzz lightyear. senator mitch mcconnell will be played by dame edna. cnn anchor wolf blitzer will be played by a furby. nra executive vice president wayne lapierre will be played by the face melt guy from "raiders of the lost ark." and, finally, white house press