hope. >> if only there were some way to brighten it. of course. >> he was a true patriot. >> from crete, to thailand, alaska, and we are going to keep on going until we find howard hughes. >> our heroes hero. black, butwas nothing bothered these marines, they waited five hours to see a show. with an audience like that, you really have to go to work here -- work here at >> i had a great arrival, i stepped off the plane and disappeared. just figure out some way to get him on the couch. [laughter] introducing "thanks for the memories" exclusively from time life. brenda collection for the family -- a brand-new collection for the family to enjoy together. >> ♪ thanks for the memories and all of the years of our careers that you played straight for me ♪ >> how do you like that? stabbed with my own theme song. [laughter] >> hilarious. >> what the devil of a way to go, i still have eight jokes left. all-timemerica's favorite funnyman. >> that was some spicy meatball. [laughter] >> and just who are you? >> i am santa claus. >> and i am the jolly green giant. >> really? congratulations. [laughter] appearancesearliest to his 90th birthday special. >> i am honored to be a part of this birthday celebration. i usually celebrate quietly at home with my family. [laughter] >> there was no one that bob hope could not crack up. >> he kept our troops smiling. >> when you one of the outstanding glamour stars from back home and this year we hit the jackpot, ms. ann-margret. home -- warm at home. >> mrs. julie garland. somewhere over the rainbow ♪ >> he can sing. >> ♪ won't you come home bill bailey? won't you come home? ♪ >> you tell jokes? laugh.he loved to >> how could you ever have married her? >> it was a mistake. [laughter] >> and you have had one ever since. [laughter] be prepared to be amused and amazed. be prepared to follow love again with comedy's commander-in-chief. bob hope was a true american legend. his jokes. >> in 25 years, i have never missed a show because of sickness. >> his nose. and that cute little turned up nose. my nose turns up. >> eventually. you being next to me because you make my nose look small. >> his closest friends and making them laugh was his favorite past time. >> i don't know what to do bob, i'd can't saying and i cannot dance. >> it was a true who's who of hollywood. stars came out for bob. >> bob is one of my closest friends. i would say the funniest comedian in the world. trueme on, that is not here you are the funniest comedian in the world. >> i stand corrected. [laughter] >> george burns. >> ♪ trunk train that's the way it was long ago ♪ >> milton berle, barbra streisand. >> probably what you do. course stiller, and of -- phyllis diller, and of course you did not have to be on the road to have a good time. >> six road pictures with one. >> america has always loved bob hope. >> and october you get the monsoons and in december you get me. -- monsoons and in december you get me. [laughter] >> quite simply, the world has been a happier place and a better place because bob hope is in it. >> i am going to blow your brains out. [laughter] [applause] announcer: introducing "thanks for the memories." a brand-new collection exclusively from time life. >> i have a confession to make. >> speak, my son. >> i like you. i really do. >> i just wish you hadn't said that. you just killed 48 jokes. announcer: 10 dvds of bob's beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that haven't been seen since their original broadcast. >> ♪ the lady's in love with you ♪ announcer: now, for the first time, they are here in one exclusive historic collection. the hilarious comedy special. >> don't just stand there. put the trash out. >> my darling, i'd love to, but she's your friend. announcer: the legendary christmas shows. bob: why am i always laughing instead of the audience? [laughter] announcer: and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. >> oh, nurse? where is my faithful old nurse? [laughter] >> here i am, juliet! >> oh, my faithful nurse. [laughter] >> you know, this isn't such a bad part. >> always near when i need thee. >> i'll never get an oscar but who cares. announcer: every show is full of singing, dancing, and unforgettable music. bob: one of the most exciting new talents of our time, barbra streisand. barbra streisand: ♪ anyplace i hang my hat is home ♪ announcer: call or go online to order "thanks for the memories" on 10 dvds for five payments of $19.99. >> you like that? announcer: you will get the legendary comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic moments. >> television. well, he finally got me. announcer: his first show in color. >> bing, it's me, i'm here. announcer: hilarious bloopers. >> i'm ernie. >> i'm confused because i didn't see it, sorry. [laughter] [applause] >> i've got one eye and it was looking the other way. announcer: laughing with the presidents. bob: with all the traveling and all the work you've done, you look just great. >> you look great, too. >> i hope i look that good when i'm your age. [laughter] announcer: and exclusive extras, like bob's memories of world war ii. >> this is bob "command performance" hope telling each nazi who was in russia today that crimea doesn't pay. announcer: plus, call in the next 18 minutes and we will see -- send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and friends. >> i am sure you will hear wonderful things said about bob, but not from me. announcer: and that's not all. you'll also receive this beautiful 32-page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bob's incredible career. bob: thank you, america. you are on the best page of my memory book. announcer: and we are so convinced you will love "thanks for the memories," we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. "thanks for the memories" is an incredible value. >> there is a of tv worth -- a lot of tv worth watching. announcer: 23 classic shows plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. that is over 24 hours of comedy, music, and stars. plus the collectible memory book, all for just five payments of $19.99. and we'll ship it for free. >> i was hoping you would say that. announcer: this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever available, and you won't find it in stores. you'll only find it here on this -- this exclusive tv offer. >> you know your seams are crooked? >> that shows how much you know. i'm not wearing stockings. announcer: order now. >> ♪ a man dressed in khakis ♪ you may think that i'm a bit wacky why don't you get back in the sacky? there's room for two ♪ >> the image of bob hope is a sight that is indelibly etched in the conscience of millions of our citizens who went to war to preserve this nation of ours. bob: and they want to surrender over there. announcer: he was a tv star, a movie star, a standup comic, and vaudeville veteran, but bob won america's heart by bringing christmas cheer to our boys overseas. bob: here i am to share christmas with you. i bet some of you guys were afraid you wouldn't have a turkey. announcer: from world war ii. bob: i just want to see what you boys are fighting for. announcer: to korea. bob: this is the first -- a first in television, and i can't tell you how happy we are to be here. announcer: from vietnam. >> i have never seen so many interesting faces. what were they in civilian life? >> happy. announcer: to desert storm. >> are you ready? announcer: bob always put on an unforgettable show for the troops. >> why would a man like this come all this way voluntarily on christmas day to be here with us? maybe he's committed a crime in the united states, or -- [laughter] >> or maybe he is just some kind of a nut. >> thank you very much. happy to be here. tokyo, japan. england. greece -- crete. where are we? oh, yeah. okinawa. danang. i love coming here. it's always a blast. i am thrilled to be here. here we are in guam. wonderful to be working in the middle of the south china sea. this joint is real nice. it is christmas day in vietnam. the guys here don't ask for much in vietnam. it is said you are thrilled if you just wake up christmas morning here. [laughter] announcer: the wars changed, the times changed, but wherever the action was, bob was there. >> what the hell is all that firing over there? general, would you call off the war while we are on? i don't know what you guys did to be here, but let that be a lesson to you. i understand the enemy is all around. please laugh it up. you wouldn't want them to think we have a morale problem, would you? announcer: he always brought along his best jokes. >> i forgot to bring along draft card and here i am. announcer: his best friends. >> doctor, we are waiting in the operating room. announcer: and some special guests he knew would lift their spirits. >> hi, boys. >> i know about all the glamour girls you took on all the other trips. raquel welch. romy schneider. ann margret at okinawa airbase. you really lead an exciting life. bob: i don't know, when you've seen one airbase, you've seen them all. [laughter] >> is ann margret one name or two? >> i spell ann-margret with a hyphen. >> i spell it with an excavation p -- an exclamation point. [laughter] >> how do you like our life in the states? >> it really was incredible. >> a few days ago i was in hollywood, doing love scenes with dean martin and jimmy stewart, and now here i am with you. bob: how lucky can one girl get? [laughter] [applause] >> ♪ thanks from america to all our men in blue our boys in khaki too our tough marines, our coast guard, our army nurses, true we thank you so much ♪ >> as someone who has worn the uniform of this country, i thank you for being who you are. >> bob, i'm really enjoying myself. >> not yet, you are still standing. announcer: introducing "thanks for the memories." a brand-new collection exclusively from time-life. >> who are you? >> what's the difference? kiss me. announcer: 10 dvds of bob's beloved iconic tv specials. including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since the original broadcast. >> i'm just one of those very strong-willed people who cannot stay hypnotized. bob: a stronger mind just takes longer. i'm not expecting this to be a snap. [laughter] announcer: and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive, historic collection. >> isn't that marvelous? announcer: the hilarious comedy specials. >> what kind of a bird are you anyway? >> well -- [laughter] announcer: the legendary christmas shows. >> ♪ and have yourself a merry little christmas now ♪ announcer: and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. >> we can do anything you can do. show him, raquel. >> i am very happy to be here with you tourists. hey, what part of miami is this? announcer: each show is full of laughs. dancing, and unforgettable music. >> ladies and gentlemen, the carpenters. >> ♪ talking it over just the two of us working together day-to-day ♪ announcer: so call or go online to order "thanks for the memories" on 10 dvds for five payments of $19.99. >> tell me more. announcer: you will get the legendary comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bob's first televised special. >> me love you. >> me love you, too. announcer: his first show in color. >> this is the first time i have tried to be funny and gorgeous too. announcer: hilarious bloopers. bob: who is this great leader who is about to -- [laughter] announcer: laughing with the presidents. >> which way is the golf course? announcer: and exclusive extras, like "shanks for the memories." >> please don't shoot me in the balls. announcer: call in the next 10 minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and his friends. president reagan: bob would do well in politics. he certainly has to be one of the most familiar faces in america. he has entertained over 10 million troops. he's been seen by more than a hundred million tv viewers. and if you throw in the 27 people who have seen his movies, you have a pretty sizable constituency. [laughter] announcer: and that's not all. you'll also receive this 32-page memory book, filled with incredible photos and stories honoring bob's incredible career. >> we will see you home, god bless you. announcer: and we are so convinced you will love "thanks for the memories" that we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. "thanks for the memories" is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. that is over 24 hours of comedy and music. plus, the collectible memory book. all for just five easy payments of $19.99. and we will ship it for free. >> i can't believe it. announcer: this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever made available. you will not find it in stores. you can only find it right here with this exclusive tv offer. >> oh, that was beautiful. announcer: order now. bob: ♪ i don't care where am -- i'm going just as long as i'm with you put it there, pal ♪ >> bob is the most generous performer i've ever had the privilege of working with. announcer: bob knew you could not put on a really great show without incredible dancing and music. bob: ♪ just me and my shadow announcer: over the years, he perfected the art of the duet. ♪ >> ♪ the two of us we will always be for you and me the two of us we'll always be together like the cat in the cream we're in a dream of our own we'll do it alone ♪\ announcer: bob would always make us smile. >> ♪ you're an older smoothie you are a tribute to the magic of medicare ♪ [laughter] >> ♪ how strong you were how young and gay ♪ >> i don't remember that. >> ♪ a prince of men in every way ♪ bob: ♪ oh, yes i remember it well ♪ announcer: he knew that music could bring us together when he -- we needed it most. >> ♪ silent night holy night all is calm all is bright ♪ >> ♪ sleep in heavenly peace bob: it has been a great day. we wish you the greatest of new year's. a lot of luck and hurry home. bye. >> my father saw you in the south pacific the year i was born. myson so you to use ago -- son saw you two years ago in desert storm. but i, bob, have the pleasure of seeing you in vietnam on my first of three tours there. thank you for the memories. [applause] bob: i have heard of off-broadway, but this is ridiculous. announcer: introducing "thanks for the memories," a brand-new collection exclusively from time-life. >> ladies and gentlemen, the first man to set foot on the moon, neil armstrong. announcer: 10 dvds with bob's beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since the original broadcast. >> that isn't the first time i've been here. i thought it would be fun to bring somebody who would represent you all. what is your name? dan? hey, dan, this could've been you. [laughter] announcer: and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive historic collection. the hilarious comedy specials. >> do you think insult humor is the easiest thing to come up with? >> standing next to you, it is. announcer: the legendary christmas shows. >> ♪ said the little lamb to the shepherd boy do you hear what i hear? ♪ announcer: and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. bob: i want to apologize for us being a little late. but coming out on the train, we had one of those chicken pilots who won't fly just because a couple of motors are missing. [laughter] announcer: each show is full of laughing, dancing, and unforgettable music. >> signore. >> ♪ you never forget the feel of a meadow in rome, wonderful rome ♪ announcer: so call or go online to order "thanks for the memories" on 10 dvds for five payments of $19.99. bob: if there was only more of me to go around. announcer: you will get the legendary comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bob's first tv special. bob: which camera is working? announcer: his first show in color. >> there are a few people who still remember you from motion pictures. [laughter] announcer: hilarious bloopers. >> i don't care how rich you are, you can't disrupt this hospital. we are sick people here. there are sick people here. [laughter] announcer: laughing with the presidents. president carter: i have been in office now for 489 days, and when i spend three more weeks, i will have stayed as many nights in the white house as bob hope has. announcer: and exclusive extras, like bob's memories of world war ii. >> i am here to apologize for crosby. announcer: call in the next three minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and friends. jack benny: almost every tv comedian of course uses tv cue cards, but bob is the only one i know who uses them at house parties. he even used cue cards on his wedding night. he was so nervous, he threw up "not now,and shouted, sweetheart, i have a headache." and his wife said, bob, you are reading my card. [laughter] [applause] announcer: and that's not all, you will also receive this 32 page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bob's incredible career. >> that is the nicest thing you could have given us. announcer: and we are so convinced you will love thanks -- "thanks for the memories" that we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. bob: everybody get down off the ceiling. announcer: "thanks for the memories" is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. that is over 24 hours of music, comedy, and stars. plus, a collectible memory book, all for just five payments of $19.99. and we'll ship it for free. bob: that is just perfect. announcer: this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials available, and you will not find it in stores. you will only find it here on this exclusive tv offer. >> how about that? announcer: order now. >> ♪ thanks for the memories it's time to say so long ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, bob hope. announcer: order now. >> the preceding has been a paid advertisement for time life's video collection. ♪ announcer: the following is a paid advertisement for time life's video collection. carol burnett: hello, i'm carol burnett. and i am here at cbs in los angeles, at studio 33. come on in. ♪ announcer: from television city in hollywood, it's the carol burnett show. carol burnett: this is the stage where it all began. we shot all 11 seasons of our variety show here. we made so many great memories. no one has seen the first five seasons of the carol burnett show since they were first aired. no reruns, no web streaming, no dvd, nothing, until now. i just got the most exciting news -- time life will be releasing these for everybody to enjoy. they are here in the vault, so let's go look at them. come on. join me. steve carell: it was like a gang of friends putting on a show, and it happened to be seen by millions of people. >> promo, take one. carol: hi, this is carol burnett. be sure to watch my first show. my special guest will be private gomer pyle himself. jim neighbors. >> do you know who i am? >> no. >> please continue. >> i've got a girl for you. >> good evening, your majesty. now it is time for you to show us your talent. julie: they accomplished in one hour more songs, more dances, more spoofs, more skits -- >> what's the matter with her? >> what makes you think something is the matter? >> her mouth is not moving. carol: here they are. pretty wonderful. tim conway's first appearance is here. and my very first show with my guest jim neighbors. and my hero lucille ball. i can't wait to see this. >> who is the midget? [laughter] >> that's our daughter, mildred junior. >> why didn't you tell me we had a child? [laughter] >> i hate you, mr. foxworth. >> oh yes. >> i hate you. [laughter] >> my name is -- [laughter] >> oh, pardon me, sir. [laughter] >> welcome to the castle. >> he's prettier than i am. [laughter] >> one never knows who is going to come into your life. [doorbell rings] >> that's the doorbell. >> i can't see anyone now. >> it's a man. open the door. >> i don't like this job either, but we have to act like we are a couple, so we have to pretend, all right? >> as long as you keep that on that basis. [laughter] >> what makes you think it could be anything else? >> well -- [laughter] [applause] carol: i am really proud of the first five seasons of my show, and i am really happy to have a chance to share them with you. queen latifah: i have never seen anyone on tv quite like carol burnett. >> she does it all. sings, acts, dances. hilarious and beautiful. announcer: introducing the carol burnett show, the lost episodes. a new collection exclusively from time life. >> may i see it? [laughter] announcer: 21 incredible episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vault. >> those of you who doubt, can you believe it now? announcer: you may think you've seen "the carol burnett show." you may think you own the complete "carol burnett show" on dvd. but you don't have these lost episodes. >> where are you? announcer: now, for the first time, they are all here on one exclusive collection. >> you heard it here first. announcer: all the fabulous first. >> welcome to our very first show. i am happy and excited you are with us. looks like we have a nice, full group. could we pop up the lights? announcer: all the hilarious crack ups. [laughter] announcer: and long-lost performances by entertainment legends -- lucille ball, bob newhart, don rickles, and more. the most inspiring moments from the best variety show of all time. >> ♪ as my belated gift i give the angel child to you happy birthday to you ♪ [laughter] announcer: and you'll get to see them first. >> ♪ what is the matter? announcer: so call or go online to order the lost episodes for five payments of $19.99. you will get 21 uncut, original shows that have not been seen since they first aired. >> i am really quite pleased with what we have done today, aren't you? >> oh yes. >> you know, i have never painted anyone in the nude before. >> really? >> no, usually i keep my clothes on. [laughter] announcer: plus, call in the next 18 minutes and we will send two free bonus dvds. you will get more than 11 hours of exclusive bonus features. you will go in a backstage tour with the original cast. >> this is the first time. >> stop it. announcer: see brand-new interviews. >> when i think back to my first memories of watching, i was with my dad, and he would laugh his butt off. i wanted to do that. announcer: featurettes. bloopers. >> just a week ago, she was with us, singing and laughing. she's still laughing. [laughter] >> but now she's gone. [laughter] announcer: and rare gems from carol's early days. >> how does it feel in the entertainment field? announcer: and that's not all. you will also receive a special gift for carol to you -- a collectible guestbook with personal notes from carol's famous friends and fans. bill hader: i just wrote in the guestbook "marry me." but, you know, you do not have to. announcer: and we are so convinced you fall in love with the lost episodes that we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. but wait, there's more. call or visit our website for an amazing offer from carol and time life -- carol herself will sign a limited number of the lost episode collections made out to anyone you choose, but you will have to act fast. these vip additions are one-of-a-kind collector's items, and when they are gone, they are gone. this is an incredible value. >> brace yourself. announcer: 21 star-studded episodes, hours of brand-new exclusive extras, and the collectible guestbook, all for just five payments of $19.99. >> these hands were meant to hold charge cards. look at that. perfect. announcer: and we will ship it for free. you can't buy it in stores. you don't have it on dvd. you can only buy the lost episodes here with this exclusive tv offer. >> you will get the chance to know us for the swell folks we are. announcer: order now. carol: hi there, i'm carol burnett. my guest will be the fabulous -- [stuttering] [laughter] carol: and the funny jonathan winters. each time i get goosebumps going back to the stage because of the wonderful moments. [laughter] [applause] >> come in, mother marcus. carol: this was my dressing room, and right out here is where the cue card guys were. >> ♪ you must have played a hundred parts in the pictures from clean-cut college kids to dirty brats i love you more than all, but the one thing i reca -- [laughter] [applause] >> i started running because he wasn't there with the cards. [laughter] >> oh, that's funny. queen latifah: one of my favorite things to watch about the show was when they would break characters. >> issued off? >> a shoot off? [laughter] >> who said i can even jump? >> i said. >> who are you? >> my husband. >> right! [laughter] >> how many passes have you made as a boy? >> oh, i have made a few, but it is kind of silly. so you get a date with one. where are you going to take her? [laughter] steve carell: i can only imagine being there felt like a party. >> ♪ i think i love you >> ♪ or maybe it's something i am ♪ [laughter] julie andrews: oh my god, i would have never dared to do anything like that. she went all out. burt reynolds: such a riot to do that show. it was the most fun i have ever had. >> hello, lost and found? i would like to report a loss. announcer: introducing the carol burnett show: the lost episodes. a brand-new collection exclusively from time life. >> i will make the jolly green giant say ho, ho, ho. announcer: eight dvds that are truly straight from the vault. >> my blood pressure just went up. announcer: you may think you have seen the carol burnett show and own the complete show on dvd, but you don't have these lost episodes. >> and now, the moment the entire universe has been waiting for. announcer: now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. >> simpson? have you started on -- [laughter] announcer: all the fabulous firsts. >> here are the sports scores. 2-1, 3-5, and 8-2. [laughter] >> the 8-2 is a final. announcer: all the hilarious crack ups. >> you've got to hide me father. >> this is the police. come out. we know you are in there. >> father, you've got to hide me. [laughter] >> we've got to get a new parish, father. let's pray for it. announcer: and long-lost performances by entertainment legends. bob hope, sonny and cher, bing crosby, and more. these are the funniest, most dazzling, most memorable moments from the greatest variety show of all time. and you get to see them first. >> ♪ happy all the time >> ♪ that's what i am! ♪ announcer: so call or order online to get the lost episodes for five payments of $19.99. >> wonderful. announcer: you will get uncut, original shows that have not been seen since they first aired. plus, call in the next 12 minutes and we will send you two free bonus dvds. you will get a total of over 11 hours of brand-new and exclusive bonus features. you will go on a backstage tour with the original cast. >> if you wanted to see what cher was wearing, i said, oh my god, you've got to see cher's gown. announcer: brand-new interviews and featurette's. jim naibors: i always knew i could be innovated elevated by the originality of people on the show. announcer: never before seen bloopers. [laughter] [applause] announcer: and rare gems from carol's early days. ♪ announcer: and that's not all -- you will also receive a special gift from carol to you -- a collectible guestbook with personal notes from carol's famous friends and fans. carol channing: i adore you. announcer: and we are so convinced you will fall in love with the lost episodes that we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. but wait, there's more! call or visit our website for an amazing offer from carol and time life -- carol herself will sign a limited number of collections made out to whoever you choose. but you have to act fast -- these are one of a kind collector's items, and when they are gone, they are gone. the carol burnett show: the lost episodes is an incredible value. >> you can say that again. announcer: 21 star-studded episodes, hours of brand-new, exclusive extras, and the collectible guestbook all for just five payments of $19.99. and we will ship it for free. >> no kidding? announcer: you can't watch it online. you won't find it in stores. you don't already have it on dvd. you can only find the lost episodes here with this exclusive tv offer. order now. carol: hi there, i'm carol burnett. my guest this week is betty grable and my poison, martha reynolds. [laughter] carol: i knew i would say that. my paison. carol: this is a room where during the show, the writers would sit and watch the show on the monitor and take notes. especially the first show, the dress rehearsal. and then we would get our notes and improve we would hope for the second show at 8:00. >> tell me everything that happened. you want to the bank. >>[stuttering] >> you took the papers out of the vault. >> hello. ernie and buzz and dale and danny. i'm really glad we are all here to talk about the lost episodes. these are some of our top writers that we had. see these hands? >> let's hope little phoebe pans out. that was funny, dummy. [laughter] >> what did you say your name was? >> ethel. ethel mermaid. >> i am just a gorgeous flamingo dancer at the local cantina. but one that has seen you many times and always admired you. >> i have seen you many times also, senorita. and admired you castanets >> that is your husband, correct? >> yes. >> you were with him the night he was killed, correct? >> yes. >> you killed him. >> no. >> two out of three is not bad. [laughter] >> poor young boy has not walked in a year. >> a week, a week! he has had a week with a shattered leg, a sprained ankle. >> i've got a son inside of me and it is going to come out. [gagging] [laughter] >> ♪ when i'm with you, baby i am with you rain and shine ♪ [laughter] >> ♪ things may be cloudy [laughter] bill hader: she's so charming and genuine and sweet, and very american. it was a very american show. >> ♪ i carry a flag of red, white, and blue ♪ >> that absolutely did it. i am leaving this house. and i am not coming back until the end of the football season. in case you missed it, here is the instant replay. [laughter] >> it was the best variety show, i think, that was ever on the air. >> i cannot tell you enough about carol burnett and her generosity. julie andrews: she's got this quality about her that is adorable. >> when i drove up here, something jumped out of the bushes and started snapping at my wheels. [laughter] announcer: introducing the carol burnett show: the lost episodes, a brand-new collection exclusively from time life. >> what you're about to see will absolutely amaze you. announcer: 21 incredible episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vault. >> this is realy hard stuff. announcer: you may think you've seen the carol burnett show. >> oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy. announcer: you may think you own the complete carol burnett show on dvd. >> the last time you were with a tri -- tri -- you see what happens? you got me so upset, my gums locked. announcer: but you don't have these lost episodes. now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. all the fabulous first. >> i am sending you away to some city. [laughter] announcer: all the hilarious crack ups. >> so do you know where that roller is that we had? [laughter] >> i think i -- [laughter] >> you are going to love living in this building. the neighbors are so helpful. announcer: and long-lost performances by entertainment legends. joan rivers, jonathan winters, phyllis stiller, and more. >> you are the girl i fell in love with last night. >>[shrieking] that's right. announcer: these are the most dazzling, memorable moments from the greatest variety show of all time. and you will get to see them first. so call or go online to order "the lost episodes" for five payments of $19.99. >> this is so exciting. announcer: you will get 21 uncut, original shows that have not been seen since they first aired. >> i am torn between good and evil. [laughter] >> can i choose this young and innocent maiden and a lifetime of sweet matrimony? [applause] >> or shall i throw away my life for one hour of mad passion? [boos] >> sweetheart? >> yes. >> i will be back in an hour. [laughter] announcer: plus, call in the next three minutes and we will send you two free bonus dvds. you'll get a total of over 11 hours of brand-new and exclusive bonus features. you will go on a backstage tour with the original cast. see brand-new interviews. >> i loved her so much. i was such a fan. announcer: featurettes. >> what would julie andrews do in a spot like this? julie andrews: unabashed, unashamedly fun. >> i bet she would sing. announcer: never before seen bloopers. 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[phone rings] >> the telephone. [laughter] announcer: order now. >> i'm so glad we had this time together. it seems we just got started, and before you know it -- >> ♪ how does the time we have to stay so long? ♪ carol: seeing all these episodes after so many years is such a thrill -- and there is so many more. so pull up a chair and let's enjoy these classic long-lost shows together. >> the preceding has been a paid advertisement for time life's video collection. ♪ tom: after 31 that in brussels, 72 dead in pakistan on easter sunday. world leaders struggle with world terror. his decision time for european banking is american banks adapt and adjust faster printer in this hour, christopher whalen. it is friday, job state. good morning. it's bloomberg "surveillance." the quarter is here. vonnie: it's insa