In the last. Congress where the now any lingering mist and fog patches should be quickly clearing this morning to give another dry unsettled day with long sunny spells it will turn a bit breezy for the rest of the morning though with a high of 15 to 18 Celsius later tonight it should start mainly dry with some clear spells the cloud will build though from the north bringing some patchy rain it will stay breezy with a low of 8 to 10 sorry 8 to 11 Celsius and then tomorrow mainly cloudy with more spells of patchy rain winds will ease but it will be a bit cooler with a high of 12 to 15 Celsius B.B.C. Radio Cumbria news on just check in your hands now or can see one I was looking from a fish finger botting. Do you know where is my fish finger Bhatti Johnny you know I wasn't listening carefully enough earlier on because I know you and Johnny was on the phone I was trying to write some news and then I suddenly heard you take a minimum in vain talking about Phish ranting you heard me ranting ranting ranting and the next time I looked up you had a loo roll in your hand and I said to the listening masses I said I'm not even going to go there it'll be in the book want to write the book and it will be called John's fascination with loo rolls. That's the chapter to look for yeah it was kind of only how different a morning this morning did it was emergency supplies because when I was in the bathroom this morning I would have a shave and this wasn't that I cut myself I sort of discovered drops of blood coming out of a nose oh joy so so so managed to get it to stop which was good news got him a little bit light to pass and for just just in case anything bad happens in the car bring a little row grab a liberal because you can always make good use of it absorbency powers Naza bungs that's what they are some Because I I used to get quite a few nose bleeds and when you are told to lean forward and pinch you know but sometimes you know you've got to get somewhere opening or close you do the attractive thing if put into bits a little roll up your nose not the bungs and you get to where you going you forgot that there you forget that there don't you know and you wonder why people are looking at you because you've got to knock the bones of peanuts trolls I'm not sure I've done that but I could see it happening. And then you dead take them out in case in case she set them off bleeding a guess I know there's bigger problems in the world but it's really annoying when it happens well you see I have turned up with another bring him in nose and I wonder why I'm single. I wonder why I'm single I'm all I'm also sitting here with socks on and I haven't even got me feet in the shoes properly I've just slid them on this morning I don't even know if I'm fully clothed now then check on my but you just need to be comfortable. Thing wow you know I've only got half me make upon because it's not telly it's all about what you say so it is he said and sometimes I even say things that make sense I only drive the front of me had before I came in right so not only have I got only half make a pot of money dried the front of my head just me for a Norman gives a twirl and no. I see the back no has done it I think I combed it when I came out the shower and then just dried me for Ange no now you're just trying to ridicule me Johnny certainly not. So no fish fingers with sweet tin. Garden peas please OK Scott Haines what you like are right OK yeah it's got to be to God and he's right or so sweet and lovely and brown sauce proper butter not tomato catch up no OK well round so little cubby hole of the discussion couldn't round sort this a brown sauce is on its way out not in our house isn't and yet soft white bread. Don't give me anything posh I'll disagree with you there don't give me posh if you want pasta you can go and do posh but it wouldn't be known as the booty if it wasn't soft white I want some bread I can taste I'm afraid they start a few seeds in it at least. One gets to can do unto you dentures you can of that almost. Half of them out for way. Famous for birthday challenge you want to play you did brilliantly last weekend by the way Really you did brilliantly you ended the weekend was it on 7 yeah that was only because I gambled and won does matter you gamble you win I like that. Famous for birthday challenge you can play along at home now I've got one breath to explain the rules here goes in front of me I've got the names of 4 well known people all celebrating the birthday today all John has to do is guess the rages for each year out he gets a point to score of under 20 is good under 10 great under 5 years cheating. But John doesn't cheat The famous for birthday challenge. Okeydokey. Birthday bug number one Jurassic Park act Sam Neill. Nigel John Dermot Neill is his name for the new way to get some from but anyway 1st recognition was an appearance in 1977 in the film called Sleeping Dogs and he's gone on to do Walsall sink looting omen 3 the final conflict. Possession let's just just finished up then that properly called omen 3 the final conflict comma possession this far too many conflicts and subplots Moncada played Dr Alan Grant in just a park 993 and then reprising the role in 2001 Jurassic Park 3 right which one is Dr Alan Grant because he's not the father I have in mind is an art teacher who's he just somebody a Jeff Jeff. Goldblum called Bloom he was the kind of the hero of it wasn't he the kind of male lead times you know I might look Jurassic but I don't think Oh no I did watch a Jurassic Park thing the other week was interesting park I'm not sure it was on the telly anyway right I think it was Jurassic Park or some saw tears in Sleeping Dogs in 77 I'm assuming he was 42 years ago and yet thank you he was in a band I'm assuming he wasn't doing that as a child actor which means he's probably being say let's guess about 25 maybe even 30 but 25 ish What do you say $42.00 that would make it to $67.00 and it's his birthday so maybe $68.00 bit of a wild guess but educated guess based on his 1st film OK What about Ashley Roberts one of the Pussycat Dolls. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me my mother used to sit and sing that you know it just used to make me laugh you just made me laugh yeah she's one of the Pussycat Dolls she was then I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here in 2012 took part in the jump 2015 she's done her thing on ice when they really haven't well she left the group in February 2010 right so it's 9 nearly 10 years since she left the group and they'll have been about as a guest early twenty's then sources to party B.B.C. Strictly Come Dancing series got to the final and how long they were together but let's guess they were together about 5 years let's guess she was about 25 when she left and that's what did you say 10 years ago did you just say noon of 10 years so she'd be 35 now and it's one it's her birthday so let's guess 36 for Ashley okey doke Ben Cohen my you may not know Ben Cohen I know but he was a strictly It was another is an England rugby player would be union player. Began his professional career with Northampton Saints in 1996. So I always like to give Johnny a date of some sort of big help thank you yeah a member of the England national team that won the 2003 World's a Rugby World Cup was a winger retired in 2011. Took part in strictly 23rd T. . Partnered with Russian professional dancer Kristina Rihanoff and the guts to call together the other baby all of it when I've got a baby I think if he was starting his professional career in rugby in 96 he'll have been about 20 and that's 23 years ago if I don't fight about it got it right which would mean he now be roughly about $43.00 but it's his birthday so I guess $44.00 and finally Dmitri Medvedev who is a Russian politician. Served as prime minister of Russia where year is wife spent Larner was both his childhood friend and school sweetheart and the moment I love that they married several years after their graduation from secondary school in 1982 that's when they married graduated in 82 did you just say. So there have been actually in Russia to finish school at 16 or 18 I don't know but is a British Hardrock found look in love Led Zeppelin Black Sabbath Pink Floyd Deep Purple I bet they're a great fan of his policies well as a as a youth he made copies of the records even though the bands were then the only official state issued blacklist you know that really wasn't 1st so he has been to see Deep Purple. I decide if they graduated from high school then let's guess they were about 18 like you would do over here that would mean to do since they'd have been born in about 64 which would make them roughly about 55 ish I thought thought were thought to my been older than that but 55 it's his birthday so 56 writes Let's see I was done let's say are you guys have dinner at home as well some meal you kind of it really really really is really a little bit of the little bit about you will see when you go back through when it's new or with one. I think with one male or 2 sounds I'm not sure you said 68724 points good guess Ashley Roberts Pussycat Doll to go with. Me. On is they not when you said 36 she's 38 OK 2 points that takes you to 6 she'll be pleased with it and I think she will bang Cohen you said 44 all of was 44 just to get me being go buddies reaching for the diapers because the be going to the early session right to be starting early you said $44.00 he won by 3 points takes you to 9. Dmitri Medvedev you said 56. China is 54. Right now is that 11. Point 2 Yes You know I think that's what you got last Saturday as well might have been yes we will carry 11 forward to tomorrow and you and I tomorrow when you yeah certainly will wonder how we got on at home how did you get on at home anywhere as good as John yet cheat. On B.B.C. Radio Cumbria. He tells. You. And it's. Due. Never. You never. Move. Move move move move. Move. Move move. Move. Move. To rename and things going to get better at B.B.C. Radio Cumbria Saturday morning with vile I've just noticed something absolutely gorgeous absolutely to Dolly full Mr. Big Kostin has arrived at the B.B.C. Yet he's on air at 12 o'clock today he's my deal. Is my goal just. He's on a 12 through until to take me back to 1970 S. At the moment right at the moment. He's just started this time wasting that's what he's done it comes in to work the guys who are trying to get on with their job like John the news readers just go next door to you know to sort out his bulletins and stuff and Johnny my assistant who sits next to John there in the office next door and Joe has arrived and Joe was already started. In their ears both of them were put in the headphones on trying to ignore him but he won't take any notice because that's the thing around here if you don't want to have a crack with anybody you just put your headphones on and look busy but anyway Joe's taking no notice of that is ranting on now is in work already OK between now and 11 o'clock that's what it'll do. To Talk To Anybody who passes Yeah could be level a clock you realize that it's got to I was work to do in just one hour and that's where the panic sets in are we impressed no. Is predictable as anything to you no doubt but this is why we love him I love him so much with all of my heart all of my heart and everything else I love him in a caper a good morning to you by the way jokes with you are 12 as I said before Ian thank you text and having a go at the list of 10 he says fall salvage rummage blockage. Ian No no no but thank you for having a go at Jan who's in sunny but chilly cock a mouth I think temperatures are going to go political on the up to 18 Celsius so you might get your flip flops out flip flops sure it's keep folks when it gets a bit breezy gets a bit chilly in the goosebumps appeared only absolutely morning Vali it's good to have you back she say thanks very much Jen 3 words for you percentage yes the number 2 on the list how much large Yes the number one on the list of my favorite vagabondage. No not on the list but bless you thank you for having a go morning to Christina not Christine's texting through to the show this morning saying welcome back hope you are well and back to yourself we're getting there Christine to slow slow process but we are getting there bit by bit she says 1st time I've chewed into your show but I've listened to Radio Cumbria for a G.'s I usually tune into Ian Tim's and Jon Mann among others love Christy Moore CHRISTY It's good to have you with me yep wife you mean I've been a 100 years you know well not quite a 100 years or is it 38 years in February cry it's a long time isn't it so long time for anybody you poor souls having to put it with me for for so long OK well I've been doing this show for 38 years in February though for many of you feel like I have rolls in Workington Good morning she's morning Val great to hear from you were feeling what about a swash Furley age and outrage no. Bundy bondage and whole ij from Sundra flame be bondage no bondage no holy no. Elmer Ford good to hear from you say what about old age Val. Hope you feeling better we missed you Elmer Ford thank you very much I missed everybody as well salute lady Beryl in Carlisle High Valley See page tree arge or brokerage they on your list. No no no seepage tree are no than all backstage beverage and passage I'm just double checking my list again elf and so still in dull stone. Not on the list busier teenager bizarre and sewerage from Eric in flame Bay No Deb and Terry on route sulk or saying words like dressage and concepts one is arbitrage are arbitrary age not sure it's not a word I've ever come across somebody is now going to ring and say you are valued never heard of that no. I'm not a dictionary you know I just pretend to know everything but I don't know everything on stage baggage from Linda in White Haven stage is a number 8 on the list now I'm starting to panic you see now I'm starting to panic because it's 6 down 4 to go morning Val Greetings from sunny Cyprus the City Bank Smurfs seriously since when were you allowed to leave the county really you've been sent away thought so. Guys thank you very much here Greetings from sunny Cyprus you're all just trying to make me feel jealous all you lot that are sending me messages from far flung places . Yeah I know in the I'm here stuck in this studio it's very nice studio it's all there conditioned and beautifully lit and I've got a lovely view out front of Carlisle Castle and nice guys today but even still Journal Maine I've got some between me toes have a great time the silly bank Smurfs you'll be back soon and don't forget my present thank you teenager Miraj or fuse a large from Susan a tall thrall slay me again Val and know why you're saying it's difficult today there are so many words ending in age the hard bit is getting your 10 and getting your 10 well as I always say it's not about being right or wrong where the list of tense concerned it's just about being looking on the day isn't it so there's no shame in sending suggestions that aren't on the list because any one of them could have been on the list yet. So I sold about just being lucky on the day blockage bondage and leakage Gordon and faith in the Isle of mole No I haven't got a blockage upon dates and I don't think I've got a leakage but bless you thank you for having a go beverage storage all romp a huge hairy in Denton home beverage storage rampage nope nope nope OK 0800 trouble 14950 get texting 813 double 3 star you text message with the word Cumbria the ones you've crossed off so far come a percentage image courage stage and carriage. I don't. See. Anyone could get by you. Don't. Ever want to see. a player. Live in. A beautiful day it's a beautiful day to give it the full title. B.B.C. Radio Cumbria So the weather for today and how we were listening to the weather and certainly Chris who joins on the show earlier on listening to what the weather because of the. The Lantern Festival in August in this evening of course who got the just clean concerts in Carlisle as well as outdoors so everybody wanting to know whether it's going to be OK Later Well today itself dry settled sunny spells breezy through the morning a high of 800 Celsius 64 degrees Fahrenheit this evening and tonight largely dry start to the night with some players spells cloud building from the north as a front moves through bringing some patchy rain remaining breezy temperatures falling to 8 Celsius that's 46 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow a larger cloudy day tomorrow spells Apache rain slow moving front lingers winds will ease but it will be a touch cooler top temperature of 15 Celsius that's 59 degrees Fahrenheit. B.B.C. Radio Cumbria travel OK gorgeous day who's got the trouble for us this time what's going on gorgeous day of those it's gorgeous Dave's got the travel which all that's right you see the gorgeous day of thing brings me back to this list of jobs that you want me to do. To 71 Penrith road through K.C. Completely closed for prevention flood prevention work until Monday 596 around Heathfield we've got temporal lights on the bridge over the railway line and if so a minute you're actually trying to get to know. Your. Mother your mum are out that yes Simon YAXLEY Friday afternoons from to your local B.B.C. Radio. I worry about him. I worry about him though I have to say. I do worry about Simon and I really should start to worry about myself as well because you know I've got this little this little part to jack thing we've got who in the house once just turned one and the other is 10 months old now the one year old is more patter than Jack Yet the 10 month old is more Jack than patter you know what I'm on about Patterdale terrier and Jack Russell cross Yeah and the little one is so little but I can hold him up like they do with the curb in The Lion King and I start singing songs from The Lion King to him now if the neighbors Listen I know it's worrying isn't it is worrying my most things that go on in my house or worry. I'll tell you what happened to Mina lift in just a wee while. Hateley. Do silly things in Leafs main. Street. So. It's got. About all do was own it Neil Diamond and beautiful noise on B.B.C. Radio Cumbria Good morning to Ronald and Eileen in almost sunny Blanco go almost sunny it'll get there guys don't You were yourself they say morning Val texting 31813 double 3 morning Val great to have normality returned to us how to do mornings with your return normal. You call this normal really seriously. So I think it's normal in my world this is kind of normal but to other people there are people who think I'm slightly eccentric and I don't think I am I think um absolutely bog standard normal I'm like the next person in the queue at the supermarket so normal absolutely normal. And to say others come to beg to differ having a go wrong and I lean at the list of 10 managed press hours and I'm bridge no no no not on the list but thank you for having a go I mentioned before did not about lefse lifts. there's always something with a lift i once got stuck in a leaf with somebody who was terrified of lifts and are i'm not scared of lefse at all you know i'm quite happily go in lefse wow you know i've been up big buildings empire state building in a lift at the twin towers in new york went to up when him in the lyfe many years ago yeah and they that was mega high and a mean maggette mega mega mega high so lyfe stone worry me unless of course you do get stuck him one with somebody who's terry find any were was i was at the our v.i.i. The hospital in new castle the of the day was with my sister and there's a there's a couple of lift rides that you've got to take wid to get to where you want to go in this particular hospital in any way we'd we were week we've been to the a pipe when we came back and we were heading down in the lift to go and have something to eat and drink and