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It's 4 o'clock now I just in more high swell bearing Chris Corcoran and Tom Allen hit London for Rod Gilbert's comedy quiz just a minute next Demi began a series of 4 place called old bulbs most your Warren stars in the 1st one is a former head mistress who about to gossip column in the village newspaper that she's poached by the local radio station and all hell breaks loose both as an anomaly. Gilbert hosts a comedy quiz from September 2006 not just any old quiz it's just a minute. From But comedies still it's just a minute please welcome to your host. The out. And welcome to another edition of b.b.c. Radio comedy quiz show just a minute the way it is needed a lot of thanks I'm roadkill but I'm not going to for the next 30 minutes my panel of guests will be finding out just how much or how little they really know about their chosen career comedy yes and career up going up without further ado let's meet our team captains off 1st team captain is all the way from over there Justin Moore was. Just in when we spoke to your agent about getting you on the show they said and I quote We'll try and squeeze him in I. I. Wrote since since last week's show. I think that I may well call some people in Wales. That I was going to go down and meet a lot of these people but a car I got from told how to spell. They now like wrong if. You want and you want to step out last night in told I come from I come from. Or not know the 2nd captain Chris Corcoran was like yeah. We've got you got the nice guy on this case of course is not from the north through you in fact an interesting point is in fact don't want to breathe. Oh yeah I've been of you. You've got to the east I was nice that you're. All true is one of them things Ok as is when things when you walk on stage always because I was introduce myself once I would say I'm from Wales and somebody always tears on you and you for a for a minute you forget. And you say I'm great are you from Wales they say no mate but you are. Just happy not to be see Tom Joad to support the police yeah it's not who you model you also have all yeah pretty much. I've got a lot of plastic c.a.g. In. Me I've been out of it he still feels he had it was you can see on the letter trial what you think of leather trousers they didn't was yeah. On with the show resemble each of these rockets is joined by a guest to help them through the proceedings Justin Who've you got with you join among us from play please just the Polish is a waltz. He's very surprising pleaded the So You Think You funny Well the b.b.c. You talent competition he's also an ex member of the National Youth Theatre they threw him out with 34. So. The. Holy Mother come Tom-Tom draw you won the b.b.c. Comedy Awards in 2005 even though the neighbor who don't know now for so many people that's provided a massive springboard to fame and fortune on t.v. And I mean Julian bought it the Mighty Boosh. Marcus Brigstocke always on Radio 4 it seems Alan Carr the Friday Night Project Of course I mean I want in 2003 and look at me no. Chris You also played host a party who have you got with you today my guest is a well known face from the comedy circuit and also television screens was a presenter on Channel 599 Things to Do Before You Die You got the chance to train with astronauts in Russia and also. The like you may. Also play erotic table tennis. Even though it is. But we're hoping your boss is on stands Please welcome Mr Rob Deering way. I have been for what I can tell you what it is you have an erotic table to use against the nude female opponent upon it was using what you did know about as to say that you know if you didn't have a but I'm sure we're all curious to know why is your face so fat Oh no. It's natural you know it just comes naturally somewhere deep in my family is Chief Wiggum of The Simpsons. Lives that we've met the thieves that's played just a bit thank. You round one is our general knowledge around designed to get the blood flowing the questions can be on any aspect of comedy from the last 100 years or so and some of Chris's material goes back even further than that it's against the book so you should try to answer as many as you can just in Tom Are you ready we're ready when your time starts now. Born in Glasgow and I did $42.00 this x. Well that's going to really yes it would show to the whole script kiddies appear I spent tons of correcting any Irish comedian lost the debate thing going to college they volunteered correct blood not some alone on which to get establishment I could in a word was safe for. Kids when sick I was based in the offices of global news t.v. And got the donkey correct name the comedian got his own madhouse I don't like that he's dressed up but I got caught except it which gets Rove says comedian Anyway the crowd pretty fast. He doesn't listen to radio well as well all right. You shot yourself in the foot then can I get back to me because that pretty stylez that is out most of all at a madhouse. I audiences coming through to judgment. No. Christian are all the same for you here come your question nameless that is his final call make. United States yes which comedians alter ego is out this week. Which American comedians how did only the office right when the mountain absolutely want them to send a spin off series made a spinoff series of features Boise had fallen from only fools and also. Because most often in the country you passed on that one number thought no you didn't scream got you got it wrong language Timothy a line from a Jodie 86 sorry I said Langrish time is the ally thought it was all right and all . That was the whole question you believe that I know that question I saw an opportunity to improvise question. Well it is a quasar as it implies a shape is a crisp it is a quiz Chris and at the end of round one the scores are just the same of 6 this is the most how for. You for the hospitality of wrong to hit you like Justin on a skateboard we need to start you thinking about something by the end of the show all right. I thought oh my God I know he's going to get his skateboard that's really all. This week we're going to pay homage to visit magazine in particular that Top Tips page which over the years has come up with some great little gems like this. Good for who could be quickly and easily eradicated by having a few drops of Lemsip or Davis to bird bots her new cd would have to put night this involves for als. To. Stop to think about that we go back to the end I tell you everybody believe it. You cause someone topped it why did they announce Richard Whiteley as being dead when he could have announced them is deceased very That is I'm. Was. To his own to the punch line Ron would like to hear some updated punch lines for the well. Go horse walks into a bar. That is over the side just in a horse walks into a bar with McCain on the bow says no no train is Ok. For those of you who copied and just joined in Ginger became was a host right. Into a Bar and that's health and safety right there they can lose their license. Was the wrong horse he says sudden I'm supposed to jump over that I. Was want to grab a 2 inch. Tall well friend of mine told me joke about this whole don't blame your friend. I don't know I well I'm not very good at jokes I didn't mean until well that's to be proved but. I had a lot of pressure and I got young I know I know anyway a white horse goes into I go and I go I go this is racist and it's not a white horse it's a horse walks in there but it doesn't work if it's just a horse that well Kalpoe you say but of course you don't work. Was behind the bar is your friend run in here. Because leaving aside your what she promises jokes I mean if you go to the one. That's like you know oh well come on I didn't do you oh I don't know do you white horse Well it's only quick So these white Lewis goes into the it's a great white hole it's the only bit that white people are not very far from the. Right that. I think it is into the guy and the bomb and says How do. And I will say that not only said Oh my God is the horse in the bottom no no no we've seen a lot of things he's not he doesn't he's not bothered by this very open minded bomb and so the wars comes and he says How you to the whole white horse and says well you know I'm right about prices whatever you study the field day. And the bugs Well I've read Ok you know the way Bahman are going to take the cat so I don't go in bars and they said. They can and they. Have that he says Oh yeah and the bartender says well can I get you a drink so he came in a voice and the White Horse says I have a whiskey. And the barman says Oh what the one named after you and he says Well Fred. There's whiskey why it was I don't know I don't know. Where the b.b.c. Comedy Awards as a job in 2000 was. You know did you want to go because So You Think You're Funny. Do you think your friends I mean it was alone it was yeah. Your last one horse walks into a bar in a bar and says Why the long face and horses just like I. Mean. They're going to the wrong to have just the same on 8 but it's level pegging with Chris Rock also has 8 points. Round 3 the next round is called Comedy connection home a quick disclaimer has nothing to do with a t.v. Program of the same name just happens to bar the type of material in the connection . There are similarities and I can assure you I would give you 3 things 3 things that are connected in some way either tenuously or not so tell us what you have to suggest what the main could be just in your team 1st what connects Dad's Army the likely lads to them on a bomb is it that I've got them all at the last minute as box at the moment I can't remember. It's not what I've got on the paper to be honest but you know we're like you have a plan for that day for the color green somebody always green the likely lads had a green tie and so the mother bought it for the house was a lovely green lawn. If you got it anyway and I give you a point for that here it's not quite as tenuous is not because they all have arrows on the top because that's on the headlines. That. Look there were t.v. Programs that were later read recorded for radio a reversal of the usual pattern where something starts on radio and moved to t.v. Joyce your team what links our stretching time the toad elevating moment and Vaseline review it's something to do with $95.00. Yes. Possible names like one point to you talking about. That money yes but I can talk when it comes to your unstoppable Yeah I've been researching all day hypnosis we want you. Justin back to you on just didn't just didn't tell Marty Feldman Richard Pryor and Tony Cooper is not that old that. I know because I need to pull them out Brooks they're all really dead because if you will but still I need I need the money or of the death they all die. They will die don't state no no they did to me I'm not going to cross the money go across gross and roll over they all died before the 3 go on this black comedians the world has ever seen. They're all died of a heart attack you were close as you can often point out that you go a final buzzer question when the round 1st interposing gets the chance to answer what or who thinks high the high you're wrong Mlodinow Dr Beatty. Justin I'm told they had all the same cast who were there all of the whole day Jeffrey Holmes Jeffrey Hall and Paul Shea and supermodel shots. Thank you. It's too Pollack Washington I don't accept the 3 people involved just in conception but you didn't see. The end of that just the same of 10 Christine only hobnobbing. Head stuff massively exciting round for all is the one time when we're going to turn up the heat and put each team member under the spotlight it's the specialist round. Off mike. I can see it being developed and. I could say well so can I. I'm not sure what they're looking for to be honest I have in front of me 3 subjects each team can choose a subject though they'd like to be quizzed on the team with most points at this stage I just in steam so you have the slight advantage of getting to choose 1st to speak subjects Fawlty Towers the comics to present show how do you feel you know something you'd want to go for it's house. But I when you're going to fall to toe the party because of your knowing you are going to fall toes just in an interest of going somewhere you're going to fall to. The episode Waldorf salad season a no nonsense American visit in the hotel what ingredients according to the American make up a walled off solid. Wall looks yes salary shot up audience if you tell young student leave a call so I can do. Some real moments we'll give it to others raise it in the snowy Apple raise a little as wellness center remain we would not get a fruit and vegetable audience comedown. It's always good when you see someone saying by the way grapes there is a great. I want you to sum up what you'll find lots of celery Yes Apple Yes greats Yes maiden names. Oh. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh look it's no by an angel I have a lady to solve I. Ask you a piece of meat and potato pie I did that and I thought No the guy insisted on the correct degree and I went across me great I've been thinking. That even for days I don't even like Fawlty Towers it's Apple Apple so reborn a great question 3 in the episode but I don't buy a no nonsense nor than a ride to the hotel for what ingredients according to the Northern a make up and. I know you I don't know if. He's if he's crossed he's me. I'm with you don't want to talk about any of them look at one of the you take a look at one other ingredients if you take it is potato well known to be in the middle but I think I in the episode bored me nice classical famously starts whipping something with something else what is it and what it's a car with a tree it's always brought out of the I don't look at the type of car the type a tree meanie. No I said read 1100 it was wrong got it was a what read 111100 except that we get the point. I'm Moving On what do you want comics to present so hurry and feel just sort of Chris. We'd like comic strip present would you name the 1st comic strip film in which aired on Channel 4 as part of the launch $9905.00 Commando mescaline. Close by go mad in Dorset you can have that question too what was the name of the Spinal Tap start having a group of teams proof that your wrecked last comic strip film was released in 2000 was called for men to know what we don't you. Know they. It's up. To that wrong lace up of the scores are level pegging just the same have swelled to Christmas Eve also have 12. 0. Ah ha ha ha now that all those people have been shouting out it's your time to get busy we are looking for audience participation ladies and gents are you ready get your hands in if you have a joke for one of the teams tonight you have one son coming right what's your name and your joke is going towards Justin's team at the moment if it's any good what is your joke. What c.t. Shuffle. What c.t. Short for so they convince especially. Realize the business is trying to help the team going to this is probably the only deal because you have to the city had to be good you have a choice of 2 here a choice a 2 job yes I couldn't take risk but I fancy that these 2 people who got quite good job to get really and then yeah I'm going to inject a bit of a place it was like in show come on now so what's your name Chris Chris and what your job is for Chris's team what is your joke I went to my local butchers and he said I bet you can't touch the meat on the top shelf and I said I don't want to but you said why not and said the stakes are too high. How unjust and what I mean to get with the butcher based god to see if it 7 other things cropped up it seems a shame not to exploit it. Did you hear about the truth fell back into the sausage machine no I didn't your joke madam. If you go behind with his orders. All right I get it. I want your name out of Lauren Lauren and what is your job or how do you tell the difference between a ways away and start. How do you tell the difference being a weasel and a stunt we simply tell because they study different. Religion was the audience was about to run. Because Kobe had just been on 12 but in the lead they've overtaken them is Chris is one of. Our final wrong place numbers go to name as many as you can it ought to be pretty obvious how it works Chris what happens is yeah we know them and if we can yeah each team will be given a subject against the book they have to name as many things related to that subject they counted 15 seconds which Not book if the subject was well known comedians of the 20th century that up 15 seconds and I was money means as they could not difficult because they were large in much of the subject is well known fact based fail to be sitting on this stage not as easy I hope you'll agree. Justin your team goes 1st you got 15 seconds to name as many double acts as you can starting now kind of a little odd. As day until it's doable with a lot of good analysis. Though it is my. Turn what Julie Walters and to Ronnie's what it was awfully sad. To talk to you a great I'm great you like something in books here. I'll read it I didn't get it all they got 99 right right. Bob I don't see you. Going but I see that some 1 point one of the 1 point one sound right Chris Yeah between 1958 in 1902 there were 31 county on films produced You got 15 seconds and as many times Carol on your time starts now Tara nurse Karen Michel Ok Wait wait wait wait so I'll just. Turn up the kind I'm going I'm going Karen can start to care I don't want to. Lose your head to want to sort of get us out of debt I thought going to sleep was that it was no. Such it was the 1st one and you know I'm afraid I see. And the whole time to get a sergeant is not they should get any points at all oh I was going to. Listen you could about. How I do it the team can't do the job so you all right I'm up here we got it like you know yes we can swing this we did it last week. If you think that we can get anything couple of points a fight for example like you know yeah right now you know was that a discerning crowd of us it was Ok So everybody cheered now was a pretty much to do anything. With a time when you thought of a let's give in there is the challenge of us the end of the show was. A quick look at the scores reveals Oh my God it's close just and you have a 21 point surely is unbeatable short no it's not Chris you have 22 point the I. Know this Thanksgiving week really. I spent the last 7 days dreaming of victory. I was again the Welsh ticket wins it. That's the end of the show is it but days just time to revisit the challenge we set you at the start of the show do you remember what it was even help to top tips in order of business and we'll see if you know Top Tips what have you come up with anybody that just didn't tell if you want to win a quiz be well. I think you'll find that losing every other area of life is you know it's not you know I think it's reasonable that we win occasional things that you know. This is a drop if you will say a question I'll tell you in your carry on file what you're going to thank just to present myself. Then be sure to include the 1st Carry On film. What they all