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1TV Banya July 3, 2024

Well, it smells, it is known, in the specialty, yesterday cats were strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled in order to be quieter than water, lower than the grass, otherwise you will have to deal with me for every ugly prank , i see, i see, listen, what are you doing with these dead cats . They will use poltas, they will use them to make protein for work credit. Come in, be brave, what . Come in boldly, undress, let me know, im with her i sign, this is our typist, she will live with me, barmintal needs to be evicted from the reception room, he has his own apartment, i ask you to come to my office for a minute, and ill go, excuse me, the professor will talk to the lady, and you and i will stay here , i dont want to, no, im sorry, he said that he was wounded in battle, hes lying, im sincerely sorry for you, but you cant do this, with the first person you meet, just because of official duties. Situation, baby, this is a disgrace, salonin canteens every day, threatened, said that the red commander, said, you will live with me in a luxurious apartment, every day she us. My psyche says good, i only hate cats, i took the ring as a souvenir, i will be poisoned, well, well, i have to endure it, you are still so young, balls. Why do you have a scar on your forehead, take the trouble to explain to this lady, i was wounded on the kolchak fronts, stop it, wait, little ring, let me, oh well, remember what i have, ill arrange a layoff for you tomorrow, dont be afraid of it, do nothing , as her surname, surname, ascended, every day i will personally inquire about clearing, has citizen vosnetsova been laid off, if i find out that shes been laid off, i ll shoot you with my own hands, youll find revolvers on your own, beware. Dont burn the engine, look to the right, you look to the left, lets go. You are here, you are here, look carefully, hold on no, professor, i am very grateful to you, i have a different matter for you, philip philipovich, and. Also threatening to kill the chairman of the House Committee , comrade shvonder, from which it is clear that he buries firearms and makes counterrevolutionary speeches, and even engels, engels , ordered his social servant zenoida prokofyevna bunina to burn in the stove, like an obvious menshevik with. With his assistant barmental ivan arnoldovich, who secretly, not registered, lives in his apartment, the signature of the head of the department is cleared, sharikova, i certify, the chairman of the House Committee, shvonder, secretary pestrukhin, good for me. Directly reported, will you allow me to keep this, or maybe its your fault, do you want to give the matter a legal proceeding . Excuse me, professor, you really look at us with contempt, i im sorry, darling, im sorry, i didnt mean to offend you, dont be angry. He taunted me so much, tomorrow morning a gift, i wish, polygraph, polygraph, serve lunch in the dining room. Sharikov, come into the office, well, now take your things, trousers, coat, everything you need, get out of the apartment, how is it, get out of the apartment today, but what is it really that i wont find the council . The professor asks you not to leave the apartment, this is not a lack of trust in you, its just that someone will come, and you wont be able to stand it and open it, we cant be disturbed, were busy, this not from distrust of us, they are busy, there is no need to disturb them. Where is the cleaning supervisor . And who are you . I am the chairman of the shvonder House Committee. Who the hell knows where your cleaning boss is. Weve been waiting for him for the third day. Whos there . Criminal police investigator. Kindly open. Where is the professors room . What do you want, gentlemen . We have a search and arrest warrant, depending on the results. And on what charge, may i ask you, who . On charges of professor preobrazhensky, barmenthal, zenoida bunina and Daria Ivanova with the murder of the head, under the cleaning department of the mkh polygraph. Dr. Barmental, please present the ball to the investigator. Well, let me. How did he serve in cleaning . I didnt appoint him there, mr. Shvonder gave him a recommendation, if im not mistaken, is it him . Hes the same one, only hes become a bastard again, he said it, hes still talking now, but only less and less, so take this opportunity, science doesnt yet know how to turn animals into people, you see, i tried it, he. He said began to return to its primitive state. Atavism. Atavism, indecent words dont cut it. You saw he set the dog on fire. As for shvonder, i will actually manually pull him down the stairs if he appears in professor preobrazhenskys apartment again. I ask that these words be entered into the protocol. Get up. For the sake of the people, no counter will leave us chuchuchu tuchata just a little bit hit the gun making the quardia on its head the red army is defeated no one will kill the white gmania. A lot of blood, a lot of songs, i was so lucky, so lucky, just indescribably lucky, i established myself in this apartment, i am completely sure that there is something unclean in my origin, there is a diver here, my grandmother was bored, i reign. The old ladies, its true, kept their heads cut for something, but it will heal before the wedding, thats all we need. Nothing to watch, perestroika, partnership, reboot, sanctions, relations change, political rhetoric, only hollywood cliches do not change, there are rules in hollywood, the cliche must be used, armageddon 1998. Soviet symbols, hat with earflaps. Hellboy, 2004, cold, soviet symbols, hat, earflaps. Ed, 2010. Cold, soviet symbolism, hat with earflaps. Strung to some very narrow, specific motive in the american. Cinema, this is an adversary, this is an antihero, this, this is what needs to be fought and what needs to be defeated. American directors portray us so crassly, stupidly, and sometimes even evilly that you involuntarily begin to wonder. What is this . Ignorance, indifference, deliberate mockery or deliberate policy . Often this is simply the work of intelligence agencies who order scripts. And sometimes they write scripts, what is your evidence . Hollywood works according to a longworn script. Our country is asking us to save the planet, will anyone refuse . For 20 years. i have never refused you, i wont refuse you now, i m flying, dont let you go alone, im with you, after all, we will go down in history, and we will become legends, god bless america, the americans themselves are constantly saving our planet, and at the same time they bring freedom and democracy to underdeveloped countries, this is still madness, we wont let a third world war start, what do you say, newcomers . this time you decide to close your eyes, you will pray that the apocalypse does not knock on your mothers door, or you muster up the courage to save this whole damn world, this is propaganda, they show in everything how smart they are, how beautiful they are, how talented they are, how brave they are, i dont know, they create something, there are iron men flying, there are people there, spiders are crawling, i dont know. Passing through space, there is propaganda in this, the rest of the heroes in hollywood films are either ignorant savages, or dangerous and inhuman enemies, and more often this is how russians are portrayed, move away, if you dont move away yourself, i ll catch you, you have to quickly start the engines, fly away quickly, i ask you, please, move away, this is how they usually solve problems on the Russian Space station, im not going to sit here. Forever, yes, you can flying home, in principle, this is the general approach of hollywood, that is, america is the center of the world, it is a city on a hill, everything else, well, insofar as. This american ideology was based on the theory of the ancient greek polis, the city of the state in which hellenes, citizens, and outside the barbarians, essentially powerless creatures, more reminiscent of animals. Hollywood cinema portrays russians this way. And incomprehensible, b potentially dangerous, well, in extreme cases , just frank, frank animals, as if yes, here are some carriers of some kind of demonic evil, here are the servants of this very empire of evil, and this is done, in my opinion , deliberately, what a conversation with halfanimals, well , you can try to tame them, but in general , yes, if something happens , you have to kill them right away, you shouldnt think about what representing us in hollywood is a simple wish. And directors to make the plot more dramatic. In fact, many films in hollywood are made at the request of Us Government agencies and intelligence agencies. For example, it is known that on november 11, 2001, after the explosion of the twin towers in new york, a meeting was held between karl rove, a Senior Adviser to then us president george w. Bush, and representatives of major film and television industries. Heads of guilds, screenwriters, actors. Directors were given clear instructions to put into production a number of films where the military must fight middle eastern terrorism and naturally defeat it. Since that time, the main enemies. I think we will soon see new negative images of our compatriots in films, this is already happening, here is a recent example, the animated series family guy. In one of the episodes chelyabinsk was shown, it would seem that there was something wrong with it, but the point, of course, is not that the russian city was shown, but how it was shown. In the series , chelyabinsk narachito is depicted as cold, gray and dirty, in which all the local residents they drink vodka without interruption. Hero. The griffins call the city the ural chicago and a collapsing village, although more than a Million People live in this supposed village, this is how chelyabinsk looks in the series, and this is how chelyabinsk looks in real life, two big differences, arent they, the image of the russian city shown in the cartoon is an example of antirussian activity through mass culture. An information war is being waged against russia. In books, textbooks, films and even cartoons, the image of russia is specially created, like countries where everyone is dissatisfied with life, drinks, uses drugs, steals, takes bribes. Through such seemingly harmless jokes, a hybrid war is going on. This has been going on for so long that american directors have developed a whole set of cliches for all occasions. Russia is equal to the ussr. Since the cold war, the portrayal of the russian in hollywood has remained virtually unchanged. We remain eccentric enemies so that there is a direct association with the history of the ussr, a country that once caused fear of nuclear war terrified every american. Hollywood cinema is full of symbols of the past. Busts of lenin, red banners, serb and. Here is an example from the movie hellboy in the yard in 2004, but near the military base we see the same hammer and sickle inscription ussr, inside the warehouse there is also something similar to the soviet banner hanging, with a hammer and sickle framed star. I have collected a very interesting collection. This is our heritage. If the russian doesnt appear, then in 99 of cases shanks hat will be on his head. The average american really im sure we russians dont leave the house without a hat with earflaps, even in the summer. No wonder this is the most popular souvenir among Foreign Tourists in our country. The bomb is in the kremlin. This is the only place where they wont look. An assistant is needed, that is you. Go with him, quickly, you will help me. The cold war is not over. The classic hollywood stereotype is, of course, ushenkas hat with a star in the forehead, like ivan danks from the movie red heat. Now thats a problem. In another 10 years we could turn into harlem. This is not will happen. Oh, im afraid youre wrong. The americans and their western friends would be very surprised if they learned that ushenkas hat is not ours at all, but their own invention. This headdress came to russia from england, and there from norway, thanks to the polar traveler fridtjof nansen. Nanson undertook a trip to the north pole, he took a hat from the greenlanders, from the Indigenous People in greenland and slightly transformed it, made it. These hats began to be used in england, and so on. As england supported kolchak, she supplied them with hats, which they are called nansonki, shanka hats appeared in the forties , they are already widespread, well, that is, they are starting to be worn en masse in the army, what kind of hat is this, look, you stupid russian is jealous, put on an american outfit, look at what a freak you are, im going on a date, and you stay at home usa by hollywood standards, a russians clothes do not attract admiration for luxury. This is rather another hint of the villain, clothes in black colors, long out of fashion, worn out by time. This is the law, damn it and oh my, the hero of Vladimir Mashkov in the Film Mission Impossible protocol phantom wears a black Leather Jacket from the dashing nineties. In general, Leather Jackets are as popular among us as hats among shankas. Cease fire, stand down, put away your weapon, where you are shooting, we are still being pulled to some very narrow place. Fama kinyaev. Film the bourne identity. This is the name of a simple russian guy according to his passport. The americans didnt bother, they simply switched the keyboard to the russian layout and typed fama yaev in english letters. This is what happened. If this were a comedy, it would still be possible laugh, but this action movie is filmed with a pretense of authenticity. I am american. The head of the toe, however, whatever you call the ship, so it will float, how long to sail, about 2 weeks, something incredible is happening here, what you see now, a terrible cloud of snow hanging over the russian city of novosyoersk, you cant even say it all, then there is a screenwriters idea, it should somehow be reflected in the emotional reaction of the viewer, but how this will be achieved is the tenth matter, so these are all sorts of details, what is shown on the map, here or there as in james bond there was general gogol there or everything else, well, what difference does it make. There is something else, here are the inscriptions on russian spy equipment, after hesitation and the engine suddenly the words come, i hate, and john bush is also mentioned, this , by the way, is a famous american musician. In the movie get smart , secret agents end up on a secret mission. Nuclear warhead plant in russia. And what do they see . In addition to weapons, the insidious russians do something much worse syrupcalluses. Or heres another example, a banner for members only. Dont think anything bad. This is in the american film the punisher just a sign at the entrance to the gym. None of the hollywood editors bothered to ask whether we were a club member or a party member. And just a member, as they say, two big differences, those photographs, who paid for them, who, well , bam, well, at least a little, but study the issue, well, its not difficult, i would take any picture, i would study the form of clothing, yes, how to dress, manners of speaking, sayings, sayings, also in many films are not considered important. Follow the text that is spoken russian characters, most often we hear a monologue hastily translated by an online translator with a funny accent, who is this . What do you think, this is peter, isnt i in your phone, the Police Report says that the policeman, others, what is this, sorry, such a connection, yes, so. In the end it turns out to be a continuous red heat, because we and such simple ludas, for this you are such a loser, what is your evidence, but is it really difficult in hollywood to find a russian translator or a russian actor who can competently voice russian speech, yes. Of course, its not difficult, its just that american producers dont spend time and money on this, they not only dont need it, its not important to them. Igor zhizhikin starred in Steven Spielbergs film Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, and could not resist when he heard his native speech performed by yugoslav actors during the editing. comrade colonel, youre okay, everything will be fine, lets go, my eyes widened, i said, stephen, well, this is impossible, well, and he, childishly , doesnt understand why, igor, didnt you understand that they said, i say understood, didnt they speak russian, i speak russian, so whats the problem . he really doesnt understand, i say, well, the problem is the accent, he says, but what difference does it make to us , what accent, we all we know that this is the russian language, thats all, only the participation of Igor Zhizhikin changed the american usual approach to business, the actor persuaded spielberg to dub the russian heroes with his own voice, find jones. Untie me, ill hug you, with music in films about russia its the same story as with inscriptions, accents, translation difficulties, no ones credibility interested. Kalinkamalinka this could be tsarist russia, or the ussr, a picnic around the fire in modern russia. English film by eugene. He played eugene onegin in the film by his sister martha finds. I say, why, oh, is viburnum blooming . We made this movie, not for you. Beautiful melody, beautiful. I really love russian music. And it was i who suggested inserting this song. I think it fits very stylistically. So, well, editorial mistakes happen. Russians always drink. Another common cliche if there is a russian in an american film, he he is definitely either drunk or about to get drunk. Mood, mood, your health, your health, well be fine, they all think that there are bears walking down the street, that were all eating vodka, would you like it . What does George Clooney find in the picture of gravity on a russian ship, thats right, a bottle of vodka, for. Well, naturally, all the idiots there and so on. Such, for example, is the russian gangster konstantin canalieu from the Police Academy with the colorful face of ron perlman. You, my dear adam, will write a new version of the game. We ll call it. A new game. Its connected with. It is no coincidence that it was Arnold Schwarzenegger with his square jaw who was entrusted with playing a soviet policeman in the film red heat, cocaine. Types, this is an opportunity to advertise oneself, certain goods, all this certainly affects the public consciousness, so yes, cinema is a powerful means of influencing minds, and this is still the case, in russia there are military bases everywhere, people are waiting for either a miracle or revolution, power will pass to hi

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