Before we start today, a bit of an admission: this car is not for me. What I mean by that is I’m probably not the type of person for whom the Smart #1 is intended. This is a car designed for bright young things; fashionistas, influencers, people for whom TikTok means more than just the unstoppable march of time. I, by contrast, am a balding, middle-aged dad of two, an owner of multiple pairs of slippers, whose primary preoccupation most days is, ironically, the unstoppable march of time. When it