Hello hello welcome radack to the night this is a comedy show where americans in america covering American News are called foreign agents so no. I guess. One of the only. To be i didnt see that coming. Ok to be honest because of the pandemic scheduling we had to film this episode before the tuesday election so im coming from the past and i apologize for that its its its pretty weird here in the past were so naive and gullible like newborn baby. But no matter what happened in the election dont tell me dont tell me i want to i want to i want to i want to be surprised no matter what happened the loser no doubt the American People and really the people the rest of the world and the animal and the plant probably the bacteria so i figured we could all use some good news thats why im devoting this entire episode to the good is still r. N. A. We need it i need it you need it and were starting with the not one not one but 3 us backed coups that have been destroyed over the past a year or cia and state department they never go there why do they exempt for how they are all over most of the globe but this is a good news episode so lets focus on that we begin with the big one the big one that just happened the people of bolivia voted overwhelmingly to return able moraless mosque party to power one year after a us applauded coup and us applauded kid who is the plight way of saying us backed coup its kind of like when youre in mixed company and you say your dog passed gas instead of a rift and gnarly one. The must party won over 52 percent of the vote destroying the other candidate in whats called a democratic election unfortunately here in the us we dont really have the option to vote out the oligarchy the pro corporate heads instead that the only 2 parties that get any Media Attention and easy Ballot Access both represent the oligarchy so the small country i believe the other did something that has proven impossible in america they voted out the ass. And it wasnt easy to even secure another election they had to endlessly protest and demand to rid the return of their democracy in the face of violent rightwing thugs so congrats to the people of bolivia moving on to this years nasty u. S. Backed coup failure we go to beautiful venezuela most of you know venezuela have been the victim of americas endless efforts to destroy them currently we have economic sanctions on them that it killed at least 40000 probably more like 800000 outing over the past few years but beyond that there was the in tempted of a invasion of venezuela which ended up looking like the 3 stooges decided to become blackwater mercenaries even american neo liberal media had to call out the ridiculous failed coup attempt in maggie of this year the group of 60 armed demand men didnt even get to the mainland before they were spotted by fishermen and they were stopped by fishermen and then cabin by the Venezuelan Military with 8 of them killed in a shoot out the mission and the funding was signed off on by selfproclaimed president juan why bill who donald trump and the anti pelosi both claim is the president of venezuela even though no one i mean no one has ever voted for him to be president of venezuela. You know what a time to go to really to be really scared is when the democrats and republicans all agree that staal right there when they come out from behind closed doors Holding Hands with wet spots on their pants say and listen weve discussed it and we all agree that one why go as the leader of venezuela also we agree that the government needs to give 4. 00 trillion dollars to wall street in the middle of a pandemic and sack of shiny pennies to every other american lets hear it for bipartisanship im telling you next time you see them a great you do you run for the hill who run for the hills and you i dont come out until you hear them fighting again anyway there are a lot more details but the overarching fact is that the american who has utterly failed the people of venezuela are standing up to our efforts to steal their oil and bring them back into the new year old liberal in slave meant of latin america and for a 3rd example of cia but hurting we go back to 28. 00 teams nicaragua defeated a right wing u. S. Backed coup in which violent insurgent occupied universities burned down government buildings and progovernment activists holmes besieged Police Headquarters and tortured and even killed sandinistas but it wasnt enough even with our western media falsely claiming the violence was only on the side of the government you know i knew that their propaganda was both because c. N. N. N. P. R. B. B. C. Fox news amas n. B. C. All agreed they all agreed and im telling you when you see agreement you you kiss your loved ones and then you poke yourselves. Luckily the people of nicaragua saw through the violence and pushed back and the us supported coup never took hold so thats the 3 recent historical moments of latin american countries rejecting u. S. Backed takeovers by right wing. But i have a bonus good news item for you oh and it just happened last week chill a voted overwhelmingly in favor of rewriting the countrys constitution to replace Guiding Principles imposed 4 decades ago under the military dictatorship of general Augusto Pinochet than 1900 to 2 sure was based on the neo liberal beliefs of a group of chalange conservatives who studied under american economist Milton Friedman a way the dark lord of economics i heard the theme of his 80th Birthday Party was the banality of evil is most famous for the quote hey look if i just carry the one on this equation a 1000000 people die isnt that exciting what the guardian article though fails to mention probably intentionally is that the coup that put the military despot pinochet in power was manufactured facilitated by our very own cia to force out socialist Salvador Allende and although authorities claim a yand killed himself during the coup. I think he did it the same way jeffrey abstained with a little help from his friends. Anyway this constitutional rewrite never would have happened without large scale protests by the chilean people last year the people took to the streets and demanded change and the result is the cia is watching all their hard work get wiped away sorry cia sorry mike pompei o donald trump nancy pelosi etc the people of latin america are just about done with your show dont let the screen door hitch in the on the way out for washing d. C. The belly the beast is a redacted i. Welcome lee can now take the news from behind the big news coming from nastily creator of the worlds most slave chocolat and owner of most of the worlds freshwater were really sure how they ended up owning all our water i think humanity wasnt paying attention one weekend and nestle swooped in and bought all of it you need it might have been the weekend Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank Museum im not sure it was a point as we were preoccupied and now a bunch of nozzles own all the water its kind of the same thing that happened in the native americans when the white people arrived except in this version all of us of the native americans and nationally as the white people anyway nestle announced that they were looking into selling their water brands which included pure life made from the finest of tap waters Poland Spring made from the finest water thats not from a spring arrowhead made from the finest water stolen from the indigenous and ice mountain which is now only ice mound because. Most of it was trucked away by a mountaintop Removal Company in fact the ice is gone too because of Climate Change so i smelt it is now soggy mound but thats not a good name for bottled water in fact if someone offers you a refreshing soggy mound you should totally turn of doubt its not what you think but yes nestle is looking to sell their waters and the only reason theyre doing that is thanks to tireless activism protest lawsuits and organizing people fought back against these corporate monsters as if their lives depended on it and seeing as water is fairly fairly crucial to existence i guess their lives. Did depend on it but now dozens of organizations are demanding that the Company Return a series of particularly controversial water bottling operations to the public prior to any sale thats right these people have the have the have the nerve to call on nestle to give them back the Water Resources that nestle rightfully stole i mean come on how could nestle possibly be held responsible for crimes that they committed years ago when they 1st signed those the owners besides the size they had an alibi when that water was stolen the top nestle exacts were nowhere near the streams and lakes that were the scenes of the crimes that they were in vegas norton dark chocolate dust off the nipples of a tweaking you keebler elf the way god intended now your god this is a different god this is one with a nose piercing and a dildo growing out of its forehead and tickets to the roller derby you would understand that the got the god of the ruling elite is very different than the god of the poor unwashed masses their god has a lot more fun besides nestle has caused 0 harm to the land and water just as. Nastily yes the state has always relied soley on nestle generated data to claim there has been no harm to local streams and lakes say see it as a good proof who better d to keep tabs on actually that nationally just like if you want to find out how donald trump has done dealing with the pandemic the best person to Ask Donald Trump and it turns out donald trump has done bigly on the pandemic. Also much wonderful and super perfect. Which is why im shocked. Won the election but the fight is not over perhaps naslund can still be forced to return the water rights to the people well since this is a good news episode lets move on to a few more corporations being held accountable Purdue Pharma just a couple weeks ago the puppet masters behind the Opioid Epidemic that is kill hundreds of thousands of americans how do think it adds kind of impressive that they they could have a successful Business Model in which they kill all their customers the last ones to try that were slip and slide and they are around anymore i dont think or maybe they just legally had to change their name to wet tarp with rocks under it im not sure anyway purdue have been forced to plead guilty pay 8000000000. 00 to victims families and close the company the sac lers will also be booted from the company who have been booted this is a win against one of the largest Big Pharma Companies in the world but theres also one problem i think i and most of the victims families or hopeful that rather than just a large fine Richard Sackler would be harmed by a guy caught up side down in the town square and wed all be given eggs and tomatoes and rotting squirrel carcasses to our what is bad for a time period no less the dream years followed by each of us being handed a personalized pair of of tweezers which we use to yank a single hair off jackal or i think we were all hopeful that would be the end result instead no one is being hung upside down no one is going to prison and produce pharma probably wont even pay much of the 8000000000. 00 because theyre already bankrupt. But still at least its a step in the right direction old and corporations accountable in our late stage collapsing empire so i hold onto greased pig on a roller coaster ride nearly impossible and best Case Scenario you end up with a pigs in your face in our final bit of good news the Justice Department has brought a wide ranging lawsuit against google for abusing its monopoly power the c. B. Monopoly is supposed to be legal in this country because it makes the game of capitalism unfair but there is the big secret. Im not supposed to tell you but i will if you dont own it if you dont own capitalism and they are dont even belong in the same building together they know nothing about one another if errors showed up around capitalism capitalism would kick out of it and then say i dont ever try to fight your idea again so in this rare moment when the Justice Department might break up some of googles power that is the exception that proves the rule you 1st learned that rule when you play the game of monopoly as a kid in every game eventual a someone has all the money all the property all the railroads and then takes joy in leaving you crying and calling for your mommy maybe theyll take pity on you and let you win a beauty contest well youre still going to owe them that 50. 00 again in a minute kind of like how the government took pity on us during the pandemic and sent us each 1200. 00 checks but where did that money go those people sent it to the banks to pay their debt or pay their rent so at the end of the day the banks still get some money right out of. Well lets hope some of googles power is somewhat diminished by this latest move but dont expect it to be really broken up because google owens most of our lawmakers google happens to have pissed off trump which might be why the Justice Department is going after them now but in general we have a government of for and by the google in google we trust if you go to a short break but if youre watching this on youtube go get our full episodes at portable dot t. V. Its free also check out my new podcast called government secrets which is also free wherever you get your podcasts ill be right back a lot more. Bankers Survival Guide books you just dont want to start. This is. The story there are you going to. Back to. The good citizen repatriations to get the rest in 7 years. Philip is a treasure for. The world is driven by dreamers shaped by fun person of those. Thinks. We dare to ask. 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Welcome back im still lee camp so if youre a black person who would like to not have 911 called on you for minding your own goddamn business theres some good news more states and cities are making those calls illegal recently the San Francisco board of supervisors approved the caution against racial and exploitation of nonemergencies or charon act yes the care an act that would allow victims to sue callers for more on this we go to our senior 911 dispatcher now and again well natalie youre a 911 dispatcher no i want to dispatch of 911 as and get rid of it oh gotcha ok so i assume as a black person you were delighted to hear this news about the karen act i mean yeah its ok i guess wait dont tell me youre actually noid by this well yeah because i have all these hashtags ready to go for the next the fender theyll never get to use lets look at this i had at hiking hillary i had safeway sheila i have playground patty Farmers Market fran and mattress meredith if i had zylon closure though. What the hell is mattress meredith ok its a white manager of a mattress discounters whole inevitably call store security d on a black family testing out a display mattress im actually surprised that hasnt happened yet but at least this karen law actually establishes consequences for making frivolous calls that could get innocent people hurt or killed i mean collars already face consequences California Governor Gavin Newsom approved a state law just weeks earlier where of 1st violation for knowingly using the emergency system to harass another but carry a 250. 00 fine if deemed an infraction and a 1000. 00 fine if its a misdemeanor and 6 months in jail grow. That means the state law on top of the San Francisco law will make it expensive to be a racist in a city thats already judged runs out now wont that means the only people making these calls will be douche bag tech pros where the darkest thing to pass through their workplace is the funny the well cakes served at Office Birthday parties see this is why theres nothing these laws can do that internet vigilante justice couldnt do better and honestly faster vigilante justice is better than long yes a fine is temporary but the internet is for ever and whats Better Seeing someone pay 250. 00 and fade into obscurity or seeing them immortalized in means as the barbecue baccy who call the cops because she suspects everyone actually doesnt hate Chris Natalie internet justice is one thing seeing the Bigger Picture is another california isnt the only state to pass these laws oregon passed one last year to give victims the right to sue their callers and new york did the same this summer so if anything the colors get off easier since some new York Lawmakers initially wanted calls like the crazy central park ladies to be considered hate crimes are well if anyone found out what hate is this year its women named karen are actual parents and gone on the record to say the San Francisco laws name is disrespectful and not just because they refused to spell it with the letter k. They spelled it with a c. Because the 1st word in the law is caution which starts with a c. Just replace the c. Word of the cage just i think all the kids in the cars for kids commercials would beg to differ with you on that very point they didnt even use the right for less of what you said were true then this car dash in sr wouldnt even exist ok you say that as if its a bad thing thanks for joining me now thanks elaine. Now its time to get to some of the stories that slipped through the cracks here with me as a dad to correspond and they are going to be here as thank you for joining me what do you got today well up in new york city or the big apple as its known where y