country superwealthy have added a further $368800000000.00 to their already a norm its fortunes and besides this ridiculous state of inequality the rich are also not paying their fair share in taxes they got a giant tax cut for donald trump and the super rich hold $32.00 trillion dollars in offshore tax havens meanwhile for average americans it's. not as good. a record $36000000.00 americans have filed for unemployment insurance with millions more losing their employer based health care plans and around a 3rd of the country not paying its rent so how does our society not collapsing how is it i wonder why why is the stock market not so low we can see up my skirt well one of the reasons is that we now have a plutonic me citi group analysts have used the term plutonic me to describe an economy in which the rich are the driving forces and main beneficiaries of economic growth basically it only matters what the rich do what they buy what they invest in you and i don't matter we matter as much as a gnat as much as a gnat matters to another gnat. that's not that into him it's just just like totally ignore them like they used to have a thing and not him and something happens you're going to care and care. recent estimates are that only 20 percent of people have 85 percent of the wealth so as long as the government serves those 20 percent they can almost completely ignore the bottom 80 percent of people this explains why our government has not seen the need to truly bail out average people during this crisis they said they sent a check of $1200.00 to average people while giving $4.00 trillion dollars to big banks and corporate america do you understand how much status if someone gave you a try a $1000000.00 to the mill a $1000000.00 a year just handed years a $1000000.00 you know long it would take for you to have $4.00 trillion dollars it would take you 4250000 years by which time dollars will mean anything because currency will have been replaced by and humans will have been replaced with squid like kangaroo creatures and therefore will be a far more complicated procedure that involves taxidermy human hands that the squid gurus cost $5.00 broad 6 bombs. anyway this idea of the plutonic me was actually leaked out in a city group analysts note several years ago they accidentally said the quiet part out loud to their super rich clients it read. the world is dividing into 2 blocks the plutonium is where economic growth is powered by largely consumed by the wealthy few and the rest what are the common drivers of plutonic me disruptive technology driven per productivity gains creative financial innovation could create creative in the financial innovation what does that mean well that translates to unique new ways to steal from people let's keep going capitalist friendly cooperative governments whatever was that mean cooperative government well that translates to governments controlled by the rich designed to the people at every turn that's what who was pretty a means to citibank and overseas conquests invigorating wealth creation the rule of law and patenting inventions yes overseas conquests that invigorated wealth creation or what does that mean that translates to invading and taking over other nations and people and then stealing their resources that's what that means it's a lovely language they speak of or that citibank as did i i think it's scandinavian derived let's continue often these wealth waves involve great complex to be exploited best by the rich and educated of the time oh yes it's too complicated for the tribal diet masses with your t. shirts that say things and your extra long straws with a spoon on the end to get at the slaughter piece it's best if you just leave it all to the rich smart people we'll take care of everything you just you go back to scraping the answer out of your porridge bowl that you're sharing with an unclaimed baby the fact that billionaires wealth is rising so rapidly in a period of economic collapse is a sign that the riches wealth is barely even connected to produce. forced is anymore and has more to do with how much wealth one can take from public coffers in a study covered in the proceedings of the national academy of sciences penis for short researchers found that higher social class predicted increase in an ethical behavior they showed that the rich are more likely to make an ethical decisions steal from others break the law while driving and cheat in contests and yet the rich are the ones who control our government and our economy not only should they be kept out of leadership positions they shouldn't be out on the streets we have our kids to think about we've got to keep them safe and only the exorbitantly rich should be put in a holder somewhere on an island where they can be monitored and receive the treatment they require and then while they are looking we'll create a sustainable egalitarianism peaceful and he called positive utopian wonder world where hugs don't cause death anymore coming from washington d.c. the belle of the base is a redacted i. tough i got to say i've been watching a lot of the c.n.n. and fox news and trump speeches and reading the new york times and its sister publication tiger beat and those outlets have taught me that even though we're in the middle of a crisis a terrible crisis our enemy is not here in america now now known as workers across this nation suffer and try to get by do not blame your corporate owners or your government officials they are doing the best they can the true enemy. is isis isis is going to get us with their scary masks and pirate like flags and languages that are villainously villainously not english all right. i'm sorry that was a couple years ago not isis it's russia russia is your true enemy they are led by a sasquatch ian siberian named a lot of cock chicks to cock something vox key who shoots radioactive fluid out of his day because he grew up in the shadow of chair no ball and he won't hold on. that was last year iran iran is plans to destroy your life using their mean spirited beards and thousands of years of history that isn't ours they've been hoarding history for is gone give us some let us have some but no that. got so not iran ok i have it here it's. assad syria's assad has targeted the osce always surface to air toss it gathered and they may hit at any moment you never know he'll get to have it all. of course when this is alcoa this is that and i swear to god that china we've moved on to china china has been laying the groundwork to take over america via convenient and tasty fast food establishments there everywhere their greatest military commander general tso even sent his chicken he says he's chicken at us he's been waging a silent war using m.s.g. against us for years even though we've known for years that m.s.g. isn't actually bad for you but look at all the ways china is awful they have slave laborers working in factories it's terrible all those those poor people in factories that produce our i phones china is so evil they tricked us into enjoying the forbidden 9 fruits of our their i laborers they also have a large company called while away that are our government has its because because well. i don't have to spell it out for you why well you know what you did you know what you did our government has accused them of racketeering sure some of america's biggest companies are war profiteers that literally make billions of dollars by using bombs to separate children in the many pieces but your words while away because you. created a smartphone that's quite good while away technology is the worst thing to come to our shores from china since all of our stuff check your shirt right now if you're watching this and i hope you are checking share right now says made in china doesn't it doesn't it they've gotten us to brand all of ourselves with their mark of the beast we're all walking around with made in china printed on our backs bull's eye was made right here in america by my parents because tequila drinks were half off that night at t.g.i. friday's i am not made in china and i am not machine washable either shut up shut up shut up shared shut stop stop saying that to make sure. and now the chinese have created the coronavirus to get ice not really but donald trump and sean hannity said so and together they are $750.00 pounds of raw meghan's up but as richard nixon said when the president makes stuff up it's not made up as a few things that fox news and c.n.n. and n.p.r. down from the few things they need you to do in order to effectively fight communist china 1st start calling them communist china scarier than it and it attaches a sinister political motive to everything look try try the fence out china will host the olympics next year doesn't sound so bad right maybe i'll go it sounds like fun but this is this communist china will host the olympics next year all my. life to shut up in my stomach what are they going to do to our limbic athletes are they going to take the tiny little olympic gymnast and feed them to the weightlifters and then feed them to a tribe of rabid panda bears before those are chopped up by anna mae octopus born. yeah and yes i know and i'm a octopus porn is japanese play at home go into yet should pay and use a city in china ok step 2 is to take anything positive and act like it's a fair reus you can do this with tone watch just change china send doctors to italy during the pandemic to china sent their doctors to italy during up chamakh and then add on a conspiracy at the end they were probably still an admiral italy's medical technology and they're delicious pastry recipes because china's fortune cookies taste like styrofoam they make matzah seem exciting so with those 2 steps. you too could be involved in creating anti china propaganda this way you want to spend your time questioning our american government which happens to be stealing trillions of dollars from you right now while you while all this judge will use of dollars while refusing to give you even basic human rights like health care and paid sick leave a living wage. transportation public transportation system that actually shows up and doesn't smell like 100 year old haunted farts as long as you hate other countries and other peoples your anger is not directed at the people actually ruining our lives all right it's time for another moment to open our some people make a mint. had a them as you know one of the things we need to do to deal with climate change and environmental collapse is plant a lot of trees that's not all we have to do we also need to stop chopping down trees in america sending the pieces to china to be assembled into an ugly table that's then shipped back to the west coast of the us that is then trucked across to the east coast where it's sold into walmart then driven to the buyers are going home then falls apart in 4 months at which point the owner throws it into the garbage and buys a new ugly table while the planet breaks out into called sweat and vomiting. the whole process has been turned by economists death by ugly table we should probably stop doing that to. but also we need to plant trees and one group of stupid awesome people are actually doing it on land north of toronto that previously burned in a while in a wild fire drones are hovering over fields and firing seed pods into the ground planting native pine and spruce trees to help restore habitat for birds flash forests of the canadian startup behind the project plans to use its technology to plant 40000 trees in the area this month they believe they will be able to plant a 1000000000 trees by drone in the next 8 years of course there's one problem when the. trees mature we're going to tell them their parents are. instead of down and go well one night it was late and the earth was look at my new factory in the moonlight mountains so sweet i can even tell you so after some brief foreplay i pumped are full of my sweet sweet grown seed in a naughty trysts that not even the shadows will speak of. hearing that will help that sapling for life and away we'll worry about that later point is these people have found a way to plant millions of trees a year they're taking into account the habitat and the ecology of the area and they are part of the solution i'll admit it's a small part. if we keep burning fossil fuels and electing politicians who have a methane spewing fracking pads where their hearts should be then it doesn't matter how many trees we plant on top of our grave ball what us splendiferous grave it'll be it's also nice to see drone technology used for good instead of evil firing tree bullets could be just the beginning but the drones firing bandages down to the injured firing jackets down to the cold firing artificial insemination into those seeking to have a baby probably have to be kind of careful where you and that last one and all to which kind of ammo you use could end up impregnating mike pence is faced with an eastern white pine sap like you have to go to a short break but if you haven't downloaded artie's new free app called portable t.v. you're really missing out and get every episode of redacted tonight without all of the center ship of you tube downloaded for free a portable da t.v. slash download all but i bet a lot more. we're told the civil unrest in the states and beyond is about systemic racism we're told western institutions are values are inherently wrong. neither really explain the real evidence of social breakdown but is really in play here is an ideology and ideology that demands of some submission. as a national survival. let's say i'm the troika here i'm greece the fight 'd. thank you for. the story. that's slavery. this drug where. were for books with the i'm just at the the everybody used. cocaine you can smoke this is worth 1530. 20. 2 this is about a 15 all a bit people smoke this one figures. you can find these drugs any city in the united states that you want and long as you want to get it. and make money. it's one of the. welcome back i'm still the camp the postal service just got a new head of appears to want to make some changes but not necessarily changes that will benefit postal workers or customers or taxpayers well the american people in general or the wildlife war plans for more on this we go to our intelligence failure and as late. as millions of americans patiently wait to receive their medicine money and other essential items the u.s. postal service is set to undergo some restructuring on the 6th of may north carolina businessman louis to joy was appointed postmaster general by president trying when he begins his term on june 15th to join will make history. not only is the 1st postmaster general descended from chipmunks but the 1st 2 decades to have no experience whatsoever working in the postal service but he has been a reliable customer who's put countless checks in the mail over the years in his role as a top donor to president trump and the republican national committee who is currently in charge of fundraising for the republican national convention in charlotte to joy is the former c.e.o. of a company now known as expedia logistics that contracts with the postal service considering the fact that he and his wife currently own between $25.00 in $50000000.00 and x.p.o. stock now will be contracting with himself looks like that revolving door he ordered finally showed up for a few years now the post office has expressed interest in modernizing would just so happens to be 2 joy's specialty and especially vegan term modernization can mean anything from giving your workers new apple watches in free drones to giving them apple watches that tase them for working too slow or replacing them with drones in loose to joyce case it refers to the science of weeding out any worker who is not super productive and super compliant regardless of seniority or humanity rather than making the lives of letter carriers easier technological innovation is often used to justify slashing their jobs and demanding more work for the same pay the postal service has undergone a number of restructurings over the years that have heard its bottom line including in 2006 when congress passed the bipartisan postal accountability and enhancement requiring the u.s.p.s. to prepay retiring health care benefits 75 years in advance a mandate unheard of for either public agencies or private businesses 75 years that's insane how are you going supposed to know what diseases in ailments people will need to be treated for 75 years in advance i guess u.s.p.s. retirees are lucky if they can get help with. anything that isn't. this does put future retirees in a good position though since they'll be among the 1st to get the code 19 vaccine when it's finally released in 76 years. postal workers have been under duress for a very long time and the coronavirus has squeezed the service even tighter since the pandemic began revenues for u.s.p.s. have fallen by almost half they've resorted to asking congress for an 80 $9000000000.00 aid package but instead treasury secretary steve minucci and has offered the agency $10000000000.00 with numerous draconian strings attached including demands to hike rates on shipping and reverse games won over many years by postal workers and codified in collective bargaining agreements this dovetails nicely into loose to joy's resume as a c.e.o. he oversaw companies that fired workers who complained about sexual harassment avoided hiring union members racked up $35000000.00 in wage an hour violations and he led a warehouse in memphis that overworked its employees to such a degree that 2017 a woman died of cardiac arrest on the warehouse floor and workers around her were told to keep working lou is to joy's appointment is another step in the long march of the powers that be to privatized the postal service a program that serves every resident of this country regardless of who they are or how much money they have that's why they want to get rid of it but it's also why it's worth fighting for from a post office near you i'm anders lee with redacted tonight exists thank you anders now it's time to talk about some stories that flew under the radar here with me is redacted correspondent natalie mcgill now i don't know what do you got yeah so house wraps worst supposed to vote on an amendment to the patriot act that would prohibit law enforcement from searching your internet browsing history without a warrant and house intelligence committee. leader i had him shift all of that up at the last minute by adding a line that says the f.b.i. cannot seek to obtain the internet activity of u.s. persons without a warrant so basically it was that open ended sentence that screws over immigrants that screws over people who are seeking asylum and it's kind of sucks because just to get to this vote you had to create this weird alliance of like progressive politicians even normally shine anything that infringes on your privacy and then like bootlicking republicans who are like hey the f.b.i. interfered with. joy campaign so it was like it was here it was like a very much of a couple who also pop quiz were left in congress do anything to decrease surveillance on american citizens that's like that all goes in one direction exactly and i think it's like if you hate this amendment then that means that you're cool with the f.b.i. snooping on your they might not find something that's going to take you down but they are going to find something embarrassing. internet searches that's still vague you know sure i might be searching for you know dogs on the freeway with other dogs but i'm sure i was researching it for a joke or not out of some sort of morbid curiosity i'm pretty sure one of their internet searches is like how do i get my kids to love me like that's probably. just accept that ted cruz is search for sure because like ted cruz on that one the internet everything internet right there like. the end of the internet and then the internet. moving on you probably are aware that the e.p.a. is already allowed high pollution industries to sell police themselves so now the white house taking this a step further and allowed oil companies to set their own rates for royalties that they pay on the money that they're making from drilling on public lands and not only can they stop the rape but the pure old women who are so they can apply for relief from. annie from the royal so it's basically laid it's like having a toddler in your house but removing all of the child proofing and me like being learned their lesson i'm sure they won't touch the gas range this. putting children in daycare run by alligators and telling the alligators please self police yourselves and don't eat these children it's weird because a bailout this is like a bailiff or an already highly indebted industry and what's even more messed up is that the white house is now demanding back grant from solar and wind farms that are on federal properties to the tune of $50000000.00 these are companies that are already paying over and because this is this is like they're they're trying to find ways to overcharge sustainable energy and wall they're giving massive subsidies to big oil i mean big oil gets crazy amount of subsidies welfare so the republicans are all a well clear of people on welfare it's like big oil is the number one person on welfare yeah and also that $50000000.00 that's the same amount of money that fossil fuel companies are getting in loans from the paycheck protection an incredible thank you so much thanks for having. here are your headlines from the future on friday you'll learn china accused of actively not fixing everything wrong with america communist bastards and on monday you'll hear this is p.r. person can't believe c.n.n. not even returning e-mails anymore so like c.n.n. and finally a week from now. minnesota 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capital this is the news with rick sanchez and a lot of everybody i'm rick sanchez to all of you who are watching us from all over the world either on regular t.v. or on portable t.v. the. year there are various some great news on the coronavirus front russian scientists have developed a drug that works against covert my team. here is essentially what it does and here's why this is such an important potential breakthrough most people that die from cope at 19 you may or may not know this what they actually succumb to is lung failure that.