Transcripts For RT Dennis Miller One 20240713 : comparemela

Transcripts For RT Dennis Miller One 20240713

A 2nd comedy special i got this was released on february 10th on Comedy Centrals you tube channel its the 1st time that Comedy Central has exclusively released a special on the social media channel the estimable sam around sammy was shaken they for now use the familiar sammy but some cats dont. Now we were talking a little shop before we went on these comedy specials people look at them and you get paid to go out and look like a stone killer but theres a lot agita brand figure up to doing one of these you got to pull it together tell me about your process well d you know you feel like youre ready before youre ready because the crowds on the road are so giving so yeah sometimes im like im ready and then i have to remind myself its been 8 months like let it marinate never see what is a club in a major city that you would trust as a true arbiter i dont know if i try to go over you i dont trust any of them now because new york the seller is so giving in i think you just got to trust yourself you have to you have to like. You have to feel ready and then give it like another 3 to 6 months thats interesting so add a little its like building a house its always going to cost more and take another yes is there a through line or is it just do you like the string to soften mane for your ears and i will always do a story at some point in the hour because just to break up the rhythm its a lot of topical stuff a lot of me too jokes a lot of stuff about guns a lot of stuff about School Shootings and anything that feels you know unfortunately timely point thats and thats a hard one to navigate my friend what do you. Well i guess that would be part of the 3 months because you better make sure youre on the near side of that as opposed to the far side i can go horribly askew it any given moment can it i want to make sure at this point when youre young you just ill say anything thats funny but at this point i want to i think when you when you do a little longer youre like i want this to feel right i want this to feel like im not going to regret this horribly because i look back at some jokes early on my god thats going to live forever and im thrilled that thats going to live forever. Its just business at some point now sam as you listen you know its kind of stuff i look back on certain jokes and im sheepish about it im telling you youre over it now in a 2nd if you make the wrong joke that boggles my mind we were talking earlier theres going to hiver though oh youre i mean i feel like i did give me an example i did it i did an 8 minute joke about a dead baby in my last special the baby got eaten by an alligator disney so i was working at a joke one night just working out the cellar and i said you know i mean this sound like one of those gun nuts but i think that baby were armed and still be with us you know and someone walked out furious about this long email and i just kind of some comments get pretty mad at that type of email but i think thats a bit right there so i start reading her email and every line is im saying had a minute bit out of it so sometimes you can just turn the outrage into material you know i agree with you that there are certain things where you can still strive but there are certain certain topics in this country i do think youre over what topics you think are the most dangerous for some odd reason right now it seems to be a particularly thin skinned time for transgenderism which i dont really get i listen i dont have anybody any guy comes to me at some point says im a woman i think god bless you you know youve got to youve got to figure that out i assume theyre at a point where theyre suicidal the fact that theyre now fabric boggles my mind i used to make fun of bruce jenner. Bruce jenner when i didnt quite get what was happening i made fun of them and then reached a point where hes going to need s. P. N. Courage award you realized you go after gender now its a headache you probably dont want but yet some people just dont bite off an entire hour that is what and thats what fascinates me at least is sometimes you hear a joke they dont like and now they write off. After your entire hour and its like whatever happened to sid now one job maybe this isnt your top and maybe this one isnt for you its not you its not its not for you i admit that there are certain topics that maybe i dont love but i dont write off a human being based on one of those topics it is we get seen blood comes down so merrily friend and my mom will read reviews on me that are bad and sometimes theyre not even like bring up like a trip advisor if you like its the wall street journal or the times handing me im like mom this is one old lady on trip advisor i got a one star review and it started with december 14th sam rail is inappropriate and i was like you given the time and date like its pearl harbor you know like relax its one bad show. You know what its funny i was on a trip recently with some other people i didnt know and they were asking me about comedians eidetic and i told them about norman yeah i think in terms of certifiable genius she always makes me laugh even when its off court so i say well norman donalds a great comedian they dont know him theyre a little been kind of tertiary early in gauged in the comedy business like anybody should know norman my book but theyre so maybe well you know if hes in your neighborhood you might want to see more right after i say that i realize its not like recommended brian regan or sebastian where you know its going to be a kill shot on any given night im thinking or hes a genius but you never know when it can go off the road again to you know from the lady around a month later after this trip i met her and she said hey your friend norman picked. Right away i know there is trouble to go out of norman is is appearing tonight and were going to go over and see you and then the next day its so funny i get back up email sent and you better call your friend i think so. And i could sit in the living room of norman well this is in the arm well lets lets go there its like when youre on a date with somebody early on yes what movies they like and you can tell us something when im with a comedian i always bring up norm hes a litmus test for me yeah about your feelings about the great Norm Macdonald yeah when a girl gives a movie a movie fan so if some of them on a day and i say whats your Favorite Movie the girl says love actually im like. Is this really going to work you know you like cheesy rom coms i have no problem with a rom com but lets watch a good one lets watch annie hall when harry met sally is something you dont want to watch you just. You know love actually theres a road runner cloud head and i dont mind it to be i find it to be a just kind of a boring movie i dont know i would go maybe watch it once and i was just like she went she turned off played again sam and then made me watch that and i was like yeah this is enough to say that we have no future. Now let me. When did you 1st start doing comedy i know youre 33 now i was in an avocation right out of college yeah i was again its funny when you described me as a go before they go rising star is so funny like 15 years in and youre like its the only profession where youve been doing it 15 years you know like youre still a rookie you know if i was a Football Player id kill like 2 wives by now i was i think i was working more of the 2nd special people get thrown the 1st one and you know then then you see who the players are you get the one well i delivered i did a half hour with an album than i did an hour and this is the 3rd hour material kind of given the Comedy Central and. Yeah its it takes a while to get that 1st one the youre pleased with and if you look back you know like what the hell was i doing thats horrible so im sure ill hit this one in a few months i remember when i 1st you know i had always kind of in my head thought id like to try comedy but then i saw belzer one night a catch in the late seventies where he was just like anton love a meat star 10 yet it was dark he was ripping it up i just got to do that ive got to try that when did you 1st when did it 1st click that you had the child i love stand up and i remember seeing david tell laiva carolina kind of just ive never seen someone that brilliant but funny and silly and saying dark things that were just so i mean to tell can say so much in one line and i kind of i will always review. The lotterys going on a duo with Somebody Just yeah. But i see that. Yes i would tell really was the one i mean id listen to comedy albums a lot member like listening to rock in the ninetys and listening. You hear that stuff and you think how i remember one time i was listening to a chris rock cd with the new and it was Just Brilliant writing and i was i was a kid i probably didnt get most of it for 12 and my mom. She saw me laughing so what does he listen to she grabbed the headphones or listen i just saw the look of horror on her face and what he was saying and then switched her laughing so hard although thats kind of beautiful that he can Say Something in a premise that may be off putting to her and then thats and it will limit your mom to my moms cool yeah its very cool to watch that youre you forget that these people. Could laugh at rock and stuff like that because theyre always in the guise of being in the why is a killer parent totally and that was to me here to see that in some way that was to her it grabbed her you know you were all in then the rock gets up when. 16 i think 15 i hear these stories did you 1st have the courage to tell me about the night you jumped up i was 18 it was horrible New York New York city i took a class at the comic strip with my friend joe mackie who still is still one of my best friends and i just met him in this comedy class at the comics and its the class of the comic strip the good member him yes i do hes a great guy and he was very encouraging and to be honest some people were like comedy class it was great for me because i was doing open mikes so that was one place where people would listen and be supportive and i needed one place to strip us of our i started and i have some brutal memories but i do remember it gave me rhino skin at some point you cannot do this man to get in shut up and dont get in yeah its up front yeah the strip really about the rhino skin thats crazy i remember my audition you know as you said going on 230 you go on after the regular show so then i auditioned and you pulled a card out a 6 i got dead last i got 6 so thats like after the regular show 5 comics were amateurs. I was just praying that the guy before me wasnt horrible he had a nervous breakdown on stage and walked 70 had to be 80 people before i go on an audition im just watching this guy like i hate this guy so much just get it get on stage you walk in everybody and hes walking everybody and then i finally went on and i just i think the fact that i didnt panic they let me work there because i just kind of tried to talk to the last 10 people tried to weave in the jokes but. Yeah so many nights i just love the streets jargon to hear. The 700 say well youre going to pay for this and in my head im like theres one more dude just give me 5 minutes im just walking them all watching them all walk you know when you look at it today said honest to god you talk about barking in times square just to get a few people in the room think about today with social media what a blessing that is i mean kids can put a black. I dont sound like the old man who doesnt know the lingo but they put a blast up about a show you know to get more leash to not stand than their old and you still they still bark though now they still do that because when youre stoned you dont have any fans on social media and also i think its a blessing and a curse because being a kid now like oh my god like the Cyber Bullying and the psychological torment that most what they must go through like id rather get beaten up by bullies and side square yeah exactly old. Pretzel she really. She really tore me to shreds. Did you did the barking help your chops because you know about playin a flu no no no no no because i was im not looking my energy im not a bar im not big i was a comedy show tonight i was i was this no one is coming to see a show with this salesmanship theres no enthusiasm in my voice it seemed to me this is. Theres nothing that puts me off a comedian more when its too because i always think they not have the stuff because this is hardly a hard sell here i just want to hear a couple things of nuance where i go its an intriguing mind when its all energy i think is there anything youre a amik if youre a person in times square from like down brasco they want to but we got the best show ever and we get the best food next to a bubble gum shrimp if you ever had that this is a 5 star meal carnival barker right after the break. Sam morel who. Returns to answer some rapid fire questions its a rorschach test say theyre going to spill a plus one. It is now a time in america for this sort of class to the workers who are making minimum wage they cant survive they have to have 2 or 3 minimum wage jobs theyre rising up theyre going on strike. So one of the thoughts of the copen 1000. 00 play wont be much higher wages long. I cant show you my face but im going to teach you must. In 9093 this man was sentenced to death. Charged with capital murder even though he didnt have the gun didnt pull the trigger didnt intend to kill anybody imagine living in your bathroom for that week with the scent of a 23. 1000 had to. Be. Confined within 4 green. Choosing. To leave this room. Hey welcome back to Dennis Miller plus one with comedian sam morale would play this role maybe i want to see what made the line work just like ones out there you know like patty rafter in that someone who or something who inspires you i mean anyone who just pursues you know great writing in any way someone will be listening like a Leonard Cohen song and i think hes such a great writer and his music so if someones going to go outside a comedy is they want to come because. He controls a room with Minimal Energy and i kind of respect that he can remember so much of the garden and he just controlled everyone a room that big with this low energy where the hell do you see that i always like that play where a guy hold a little bit back and make them come the is so i can see the energy in the of my guilty pleasure. Just junk ive been drinking less alcohol so junk food has been real like. Sugar just garbage fruit anything anything that gives me any rush remember one time i was in a in a deli like it just a korean deli with jeff ross and david tell it like 4 am and a teller just grabbing all these candies because hes sober now and hes just explaining the different rush each candy gives you and all this is whole areas to be just like the like sugar is and sugar is horrible for you this is killing you right but its better than the other stuff thats killing the guy a break and. Quite. Likeable armistice would break the border. Thats what it is really cadbury choc is this one. 3rd show and i got a wine go to and i smell carmello you need a boost try to hide to careen candy will live to write. Something we should all be paying more attention to but your look on it tells me youre not a Business People want to Pay Attention Pay Attention what are you paying attention what do i Pay Attention to is my own as a grab your of course think about it its on every News Networks of course it grabs you i mean when i hear widespread panic i know thats how they get their ratings by just fear thats all it is but when im on the road and i fly every week yeah and when i share microphone with 3 comics ive never met at every gig yeah sure its do what you can im no longer vamping coronavirus spores you know if you dont know what i mean i said ive got to do my part here so. You know how i can tell its bad is that i heard that walmart is doing 30. 00 check ups and you know how fucked our country is when walmart decides to step up to the plate weve got a red light special. It its like its a greeter does it. Now but its either yeah but you can tell its bad when when walmart stepping up and when they decide to be good and anytime i see amazon or any company thats major doing no good if the you know me happened to the absolutely huge monolith all sudden becoming the mom and pop shop i got to think of more but corona really is. It really is i mean this is something its simply something were good at only its been italys been known to do things and fishery shows a semi thing. Though embrace its then theyll keep everybody indoors and the embrace that they get their little bit reactionary over there i know i dont think biden is a fix fox i saw biden speaking today and i remember thinking it looks to me like the only thing he doesnt have at this point is coronavirus versus trump its going to be who would you prefer a drunk driver or someone who keeps falling asleep at the wheel. He never steps sort of another step sort of debate stage and i can to see him saying such an easy play for him to go i will not normalize this man i know hes going to do that he doesnt want to illicit drugs got his weaklings i dont think biden at this point is exactly no coward enough to isolate them and work on them i like that only options are just old old its so bernie its like bernie i kind of relate to that because he he debates the way argue with every girlfriend ive ever dated you know i mean look he knows he doesnt have a shop he just wants to get his ideas heard thats thats me every relationship i respect that stranded on a Deserted Island what 3 things do you bring with you. I mean you cant say a boat right so lets. Sit in a Desert Island my girlfriend so i can have someone to complain to yeah i dont even want sex i just want an ear to listen to me whine thats all i need. And. One of those chargers for my phone one of those i would least like it like a 2nd birth and the like. Of course a 3rd one i dont know what you know its funny 78 you have such a bible baggio i feel like im asking you to. Dinner with his kid hes so do or and maybe what ive done tablets so i can drink some of the water is that the movies are let me off the beautiful something on your bucket list manuf what do you want what do you got in life you have i dont know i didnt want it im just like grateful when i am healthy and my familys healthy and you know my girlfriends like happy and i just want to i just want peace and happiness and i get so i want are you happy right now i dont know i cant tell do you think that i sometime

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