Mccartney have trouble finding parking outside of abbey road in their late to tell you know it couldnt move you know ring who pulled into the grose obscene comes out with well. You know it is completely full i couldnt well we need you to sing the lead the for im a what couldnt as a circled as another mega do just like makes me happy. I know what a huge beetle fish you are i kid yes it will go far yeah but ive. Met all for like one second rigaud and george. The meter drawn but you hung out at lawrence place yeah Lorne Michaels our old boss out on the island with yeah yeah it was i had never been on television basically i just i was cast on s n l but i met laurens mansion for me there was seen it well who never seen anyone with a giant frigidaire you open it and one side is like 1000 am still lights and theyre the size the pelligrino member thats why i hurt my shin. I remember hog and us to the end that was down below but then lorne said oh pauls coming over tonight you know paul all in paul paul simon so is paul mccartney. When i walked 12 feet he came over with linda and he wanted to play a new song well 1st of all when i we were sitting adjacent and for some reason i had the presence of mind not to go was wearing go really good or you know i just i mentioned a record he made 1900 total war and i brought that up to him and then in the middle 8 course you said one day will stand up. And using yeah. With our flag unfurled but it wont be soon enough for me and i saw its eyes change we obviously have an image you know like that so he kind of knew you know so then after that this is the most profound thing and i hope hes watching. Hes playing a song for me Whitney Brown chevy chase Lorne Michaels never been released so were about to hear it ive only known him 20 minutes right as the song starts he leans in from where you are and says to me quietly so much would you rather see 2 live both who would have a yeah end up ruining the. And i thought wow that is like yeah hes got your day. You know so well the next night because he had a new album out press to play and i said bring it tomorrow so they walked in with the lp oh and and i go all great you brought the album and she said to paul see i told you hed want to hear it so theyre having conversations about me does dana really mean yeah his brother and his other moves we should bring you that mean. You know hopefully well get a phone book you know will go to grab a. Pool of whoever you go. You know you in 41 grew to be dear and it is and god rest his soul when you 1st you dont quite have him right off the bat is general nice i guess i die im jarred but i had no idea what to do no idea for about a year and then i was sitting without frank in a gym many trying to come up with a hook and i said just witness spontaneously just went and put my hand out here and it was like that thing over there on that thing over there and that was it that was the hook once and once that came that thing that people down and then it wound down. Precious people here and theyre not together apart so it became a robotic and i probably said theres a bunny more to fund a voice off of a hand gesture and hand gesture and also it became comforting to me not a joke it calms me down in life if i get anxious i just make a list as george sr here hollywood danise show water hammer is. Half hour. Until the story of visiting a boy oh mike that was you slept over yeah youre watching t. V. Are you talking i dont even know what do you do it over with the promos people when we got back want to know whether we you know you know my wife and i whether we sit on whether we had sex in the lincoln bedroom oh i thought it was this one with these little children. That come on over a minute bar get ready get lower lower so they all known it but no it was. Not can say whether we had sex in the bedroom my sons middle name is a. Listen to me people people of earth we have to come together this is. You know that was an aunt or privilege but youre sitting there at night yeah youre having a brewski what we went into this little room he several freshen up or caught on she did that impression dame for everybody here at this little part yeah and i said i cant its horrible little ways there. To me want you to page the secret service yeah its a secret service guy are outside the door and layering name a state sic here. And then he leans in an impression of me see if hell come and just call up him names to use whispering to me the leader of the free world. You know an air stave in the guy looked in a bush lost it. You know. Its its amazing the people youve come across you know were yeah you know lou we were kids when we were and i dont know but yeah i remember even before isanove did you not. Address to so we just curnow that you did a film with kirk and burt right tough guy another absolutely surreal part of my existence on the planet was somehow before i got on set and i live i was cast as like the 3rd lead and a movie called tough guys with Burt Lancaster and kurt douglas and for our age group for youngsters these are iconic alpha male movie stars and so i guess i was cast perfectly because i was in them and i played their parole officer who was an all right richie and i couldnt act by way out of a paper bag but i did walk up to i walked up to Burt Lancaster and said hi im richie you know im dana i play richie and this is exact quote this is not a bit ago how many Motion Pictures of you do i go this is my 1st ive done 72 youve done one. He literally talks like that and then i walk to kirk and i said hi im dana i play richie while youre perfect youre exactly where richie would be. No i dont know would they do you go do you need some. Money t. M. J. Issues and i clench my go when i. So then we became friends after that and i would do a lot of benefits with kurt i was for cedar sinai cardiovascular par and every time id see him became running gait was even true i would say bert bert always tried to take my lines and he just thought that was the funniest thing ever take me over. What he said but. The truth is kirk would take berts lines because burt didnt burst out a little bit of a difficulty room remembering lines be on the set and be like were going to rob the bank and everyones watching were going to rob the bank and then the be nothing. And its a line and then the scripts over there because because we need the money cause we need the money. And then they would keep feeding bert and finally bert would go do i really have to say those lines and kurt would say ill say those and. It. He was he was brilliant kirk was a lovely cat yeah 103 charming i know you know an amazing life and he became the old but tough guy after his stroke the way you handle it i see you and i doing this is one of the 4. Maybe i dont know when you when you hit 60 let me know just go quick when Johnny Carson gets pulled over for drunk driving in 1972 sorry officer didnt know i was swerving and i had to schlep 3 monkeys at the whole can cook. One of those bourbon i just love that the name of the drink if youre not even i mean alcohol can i have a slippery and i have a roman tomato up with a twist and he goes to a and i had to strawberry. At the at the windy showman are you really an alcoholic who work. Here you know i had to chew frozen soldiers. With a twist is it really actually ill call it a frozen. Desperate below with a and so i go to you and well just filled it. With the ad yeah my favorite goes to ravens just wipe me out there you know it cracks. Funny he let loose a modern people and what i have you want to talk about s n l its not some of my fondest memories of my career i think back on yeah well boy i remember organize phil hartman about the hartman our friend saul but he did so many things that he would have a binder like you did when you went to 7th grade oh yeah with little colored things and lauren would say oh phil in new used car seats. You know like road the back story for the used car going off this was a mac. Ours was just you know dumpster bomb. I mean the whole just wasted writers in ordering chinese food wrappers everywhere 3 in the morning just filth and decay and exhaustion offices with scripts stacked this hide your in everywhere and then you walk along and then you get the fills it was like it was like disneyland and there he is painting a sailboat. Doing a poco album cover he was so talented that he just didnt it was just like yeah he was so he was interested in Everything Else but then he would just turn it on and i remember church lady exploded like it was a cultural phenomenon where some of the ones that you do look forward to doing you did so many you know its so funny when i would end back then when i watch burnished youre snow on a solar biden biden or me in the grumpy old guy. The fact the matter has been we we i just i just made me nervous yeah me to is going to drop out and go back to his day job 3rd guy in a car on a sonic commercial. You know jumping up in the back and the tops are good. With bernie i always go to exaggeration so now ive just ive taken it further now the whole cool russians. Cool cool. And i just figure someone at some point is going to tell the stands in his chest that the artifacts are made by a corporation you know me groovy cool extends to the formal so you want clean coal. And he stays on message man when are you going back to go to a week like i heard or a row of people going up with the show delegates was a log i oh it was hilarious theyre doing theyre kicking it i almost did one but didnt quite work out scheduling wise but if somebody comes up i dont know whos going to throw in they kind of got everyone nailed bloomberg is freds doing bloomberg now he always has a skeleton stuff i dont know who i could do who you are too much after the break dana returns dance or some rapid fire questions we call it the rorschach test stay right there dana carvey. Imax kaiser one more of my guide to financial survival this is the hedge fund its a device used by professional scallywags to earn money. Thats right these hedge funds are simply not accountable and were just adding more and more to them. Totally destabilize the Global Economy you need to protect yourself and get in for a while because with. The Atlantic Alliance the bedrock of the post world war 2 Global Security order is slowly but surely unraveling more and more often in washington in brussels by berge on important Foreign Policy issues today europe has a choice to defend its interests or fade into oblivion. Your government and our government and all the other major governments of the world know whats going to them when its going to. But they havent told you and they havent told me they havent announced. Imagine something as big as the earth is going to cause tidal waves earthquakes volcanoes erupt and its going to chill. So very for a while right. My great grandfathers. Nobody would care about the law or prison so youd have wallace the shoot of. A turtle between the and the. Micrographs friends arent slights and guards you know. For example theres theres fights against women or nonwhites so its always you know the idea is that statements that directed toward a Privileged Group are interpreted differently than a statement directed toward an oppressed group and so thats kind of the whole framework and its a its a political framework thats used the result is of course focusing at least on certain kinds of minor slights and say rather than ignore them or then we need to call attention to them but its not all slights so its a very political in this country. Hey welcome back to Dennis Miller plus one my guest dana carvey before we get to the rorschach test just for me because i love love the dulcet tones of Jimmy Stewart to get a little jim. Well the thing about Jimmy Stewart when youre doing your guest you just think of youre a nice guy. But he always had that 2nd when you finally make him mad in the west yeah you thought you could get away with it didnt you well guess what youre not getting away with it what do you think im going to go thats the 2nd part folks were waking up the seniors across california oh these are ledges what are we going to come in here and do eminem impressions or know that youre totally right here this is. My impression adam schiff coming out of a gopher hole. Its got some like band roll on applicators. Interesting looking gentleman i mean you know politicians can be they come in a lot of votes. In the last segment but right now let me go with the rush aka ready to go bang bang boom boom boom shark somebody or something that inspires you and buyers me. My 2 sons you know before you go of that written down. I mean i know you were just you guys did a film right youre going to record postproduction yeah we did a film together must be so much fun to go into the edit room with your kid oh yeah its really fast and see their instincts about stuff does anybody do either of them have an ear like you do dex has a really good ear yeah yeah dex and tom yeah theres dex and tom you have 2 sons i have 2 sons and you know our childhoods were easy so we didnt have any work to do as daddy but anyway its but that says a little bit of a oh yeah yeah and i think i dont know how many impressions i did when i got as a know there is a sense of practice a little bit and hearing someone over and over you know when i 1st met you i remember being in the back room we were in portland and i heard the church lady i dont even know if you had the name on it probably not it was just this attitude yeah you know and i just remember hearing this huge. Hue and cry out in the room i looked out and you were doing that. It well its 100. 00 our whole attitude to be in 2 because its just not that mean but wow youve got nice little backdrops and signs from back we want next time lets pay a little extra to have the sign in front you know its just i love you and you go into something i can see you get safe and it like you know when one of marty short when he walks into jimmy glick hes just bulletproof you know hes in there 3 inches behind a prosthetic right. Marty in there but hes not marty at that moment like you know channeling so well if youre just a socalled if your brand is like as a nice guy its fun to be even hans and franz all my characters are passive aggressive i remember being there we were on the road or on the road on the way nailing today and. Even in the middle of the light. We all came from arnold believe it or not he was on. It killed both you and youre watching separately in your rooms he was a bigger thing yeah and he said he. Had his routine when he gets because i love arnolds positivity and how he just the way he process is life you know you get to the whole and maybe you do to status for the workout and the groups and the hobs things and whatever and then you take a nice shower and do the body in the muscles and then you put on the nice light white the cotton shirt and you have ready for the evening so that that was what we we just did that all you know just love the look out a lot of cognitions with us on anything that kept me and you laugh and when we were on the plane at that moment we were the worst flyers in the world we were pretty bad. I remember being so loaded on that m. G. M. Grand place. Where it was just so crazy we were just and we called bernie bros to get our manager is just read the riot act oh yeah youre at home were all over the rockies what we would play games with it so if dennis was behind me and i was in front and were just on a flight he would always lean in and say to me curvy if you see anything anything out of the ordinary i want to be the 1st to know. Its made me laugh so hard like were in some combat mission and were just on American Airlines i got better way because i thought this is going to kill me being this nervous and thats what im worried about a plane goes down oh yeah you know i just got to the point where i said i cant get on a plane every time and have it take this much out of me already and i preached. Shock and then were. 10 general guilty pleasure guilty pleasure going to the hollywood art light and watched sheen once upon a time in hollywood for the 11 time at a 10 am you love that flick something we should all be paying more attention to and theyre. Not taking life too seriously exactly stranded on a Desert Island im winning what 3 things do you bring with you get our. Good talk or what i say my wife paula yes a good tar and some corona. But the line not with the virus. Who named a credit crisis thinks whats next bud light fluid whose name in these diseases are carrying something on your bucket list my market list is to buy more buckets a show youre bingeing on right now. You need to watch the whats the one on h. B. O. With the make millions still stephen king. So ive been mendelson a i dont know favorite food favorite food is a really really good cheese pizza and lecture you cant live without luxury i cant live without my volvo x 60 because of the Bauer Wilkens car stereo. Someone from history would like to take to lunch. Hitler. Well when you want to talk to well. Hes evil please you know we pick up the check call subvocal a good. Thing it. And your idea of a perfect day perfect day would be a day without work im in love with my wife and we go for a long hike we go out to lunch we play scrabble really Simple Pleasures the outsider i believe that yes Ben Mendelsohn its quite brilliant and very scary. So i notice youve used parasitical today and i was wondering did you dig the film yes yeah i saw it twice but i dont know it was my age group as you probably know i became a fanatic for once upon a time in hollywood the more i kept seeing it the more stuff i got out of it to the point where ive kind of memorized the movie for the most part he had 3 or 4 more he just did 3 or 4 more you. Could. Thats him in the trailer or you quit a clinton fan all along early this one just spoke to him or i think this one went to another level i maybe he looks back and goes out of this happened its just so supernatural what happen because my wife wasnt so much quit because of all the violence yeah but i loved inglorious basterds and django unchained. But this one just does something on an emotional level because of brad pitt and mary sweet at the end the cheadle lives in the bed you know i mean its like its such a horrific occurrence and its oh i know theres such darkness too she always did seem sweet yeah for her to. Remember you you were on a horsey and i remember your sweet what little face. If well is everyone ok down there were ok so hip is broken i have my friend keep warm i took the other one out with a torch would you like to