Up with a ball on top all right you should not read this you are getting dumber with every sentence you take into your brain ball please stop reading this rancid garbage should not be the government going to go. Away this. Is fact in fact to the New York Times credit that article that actually did have a correction it says correction an earlier version of this article misidentified kimya old younger brother it is kim kim young not kim young will thank you for that New York Times. Where is the secondary correction Top Nuclear Negotiators not executed like those 2 corrections one mistakenly confusing kim jong il with kim to a good and the other one about how the attire article is false and which is more important i mean. Goes on to do your job what do you like in those offices are you going to stay where you guys are you thank you thank you thank you i thank you but what is this the average conversation theres a grammatical error here it says north korea diplomat north korean diplomats was executed by a 1000 angry wasps and it should have said diplomats were executed by a 1000 angry was lets make sure way we get that fixed bus what about the poor with all article is rubbish should we correct that the only that leave that 5. People keep sharing these are like thats being shared right now they keep passing it around dont people will quote it to their dumb friends who will go. Thats happening right now imagine if i wrote a column about how it should kill oneill choke to death on the shack sleep apnea mask that he sells. Thats a real thing. And then it comes out no shock was seen Walking Around the other day very alive and yet i leave the article up without correction saying shaq is dead i would be called a con artist no one would trust me or hire me and this is like this is not new brutally executed North Koreans have a strange habit of turning up alive its not a damn good thing heres from back in 116 north korean general reported executed turns up at party congress. Thats the guy the Washington Post had declared was executed with an anti aircraft gonna wow over all the ways to not really be killed that is one of the worst. But then theres the more. Ridiculous claims in 2016 c. N. N. Said kim jong un has executed over 300 people since coming to power a holy man thats a lot. People i wonder how many of them are alive right now god only knows so where did c. N. N. Get that stunning numbers well they were told by the institute for National Security strategy a south korean think tank so at the time 2016 a think tank belonging to north koreas greatest enemy said the north Korean Leader executes hundreds of people this would be like if an ice is think tank put out a report that the u. S. Executes hundreds of people would you trust that i mean of course if you count drone bombings it be accurate but still thats not the point. Now im sure some of you are go and but what about kim jong uns exgirlfriend the famous korean pop star who he brutally executed fairpoint l a times report north koreas kim reportedly has exgirlfriend 11 others executed c m b c death by firing squad for kim jong uns x. Jesus christ is bloodier the charity film all right well. Have no fear though folks at security north korean pop star back from the day. She was seeing the touring factories with the portly desk with rumors of her demise seemingly greatly exaggerated. That does sound exaggerated she was only partially to the whole time. And portly desk is that really necessary and. Why doesnt our media ever called a portly despot. Is the doc i mean if i. Understand. You putting him and kim jong un on the opposite sides of a seesaw im not put my money on donald being the one in the air. To sum up here im not saying kim jong un is a good guy im opposed to any Supreme Leader anywhere like the decades long dictatorial reign of chucky cheese over again. I dont care the place is named after you had some democratic elections right. Lets get some fresh leadership president. So while im no fan of kim jong un as an american im incredibly offended by the Propaganda Machine we call our media most americans dont doubt what theyre told by c. N. N. Or n. P. R. Even fox news these lies are believed and most americans wander out into the world with our idiot a half baked facts and we bump into other humans and then we spread our dumbness like a disease like did you know term drug and killed his mother with a good pair the bears. Oh i will take that back to my friends. This is not who we should be this is not our potential is humans we we could be living in a peace filled high tech world where every human is fed and housed and theres and there is newspapers with with all the information in them and the television so tell me shows that make you smarter and ice cream cake that makes you steadier we can go and i swear to god is not Science Fiction or wash d. C. God be. Thanked 2. For my like a dollar take the news from behind ok we start out with what im going to say. Bad news story apparently the boy scouts sex abuse problem is far worse than anyone knew in january a child abuse expert hired by the boy scouts to analyze the organizations own files testified that she found 12002 154. 00 boys had reported experiencing sexual abuse at the hands of in. At least 7800 suspected assailants between 1904201612 extension 000 boy is luckily it doesnt get any worse as long as you dont read the following sentence academics to Research Child sex abuse tell time that that number is likely a gross underestimation 12000 is a gross underestimation so tell me if this is a crazy question why is the boy scout still a thing is that day or how many thousands of children should an organization be able to sexually assault before the Organization Goes away is gone i would argue the answer to that question is 11000 children that is a. Microcosm. Zachery of that. 99 will let us live. Look i said the same thing about the church the moment you start molesting children get done get out but despite declaring bankruptcy to try to get out of paying the victims the boy scouts are still very much operational i went to their website and here is the 2nd sentence on the home page. Its fun and a hands on there hold on hold on hold i. Know my hands on ya ya dude id say that the top 5 sentences on that website we want to educate through on talk together on. That website should say its fun and very hands off we will be 10 meters away from your child every day will teach them how to make a fire via walkie talkie because the scoutmaster will be in a totally different state park then your kids. No where near kids. Lets see the rest of the close its fun hands on learning and achievement that puts kids in the middle of the action and prepare. Them for today and for life yeah that should say please prepare your kids for the boy scouts work on the pushing away muscles give them some banner mace and not for a while bears but most importantly why is this not getting 247 coverage on our media like its a mass shooting or something every parent needs to know these numbers it shouldnt just be left to chance as to whether parents know this and then once they have it once actually have this information then they can make an informed decision lets see 12000 kids sexually assaulted bugs my boy will learn how to whittle. Ill roll the dice. Ok since that story was a little rough ill give you some some good news here in a landmark victory and act for dorian amazon tribe has won a lawsuit blocking big oils bid to destroy millions of acres of rain forest. Right its right to the core to hold to the auctioning of 7000000 acres of Indigenous Territory man what progress we are making we are beginning to stop auctioning off indigenous land near 150 years after we stopped auctioning off indigenous this is the yard we are so enlightened are ok now i do worry this could give those Indigenous People a big head and they might start to think they have some sort of right to exist or something you know your place indigenous all right were busy killing ourselves with fossil fuel and well be damned if youre going to get in the way of it really this is a long term project we have going on here plus i wasnt really i dont think was really fair in the court battle they showed up to court with spears. You kid you cant do that was there. Guns. Or that your god given right or i could nod nod spears biggest fear is Britney Spears is someone i wont be talking about at all today to stop asking me and finally dastardly journalists who never reported a thing falls joy in a sauna continues his court battle from prison a United Nations special rapporteur on torture issue this new statement in 20 years of work with victims of war violence and political persecution i have never seen a group of democratic states ganging up to deliberately isolate demonize and abuse a single individual 1st such a long time was so little regard for Human Dignity and the rule of law. They were. On the right. I mean who really knows what he meant by that. Book assigned his case really boils down to whether hes a journalist or hes a hacker and i think its quite clear he is not a journalist didnt you hear the part earlier where i said hes never published anything wrong. No. No journalist talks news just reported that the immigrants at our border are 14 feet tall and light sabers are right. Thats real journalism thats all american journalism. Is a real journalist ok he has it ever reported anything true i mean. Do you know how much effort that takes its very hard to make sure everything is incorrect. He did most of yesterdays episode facing the wrong direction yet his name written on his underwear has a correction underneath. Thats a journalist mr assad stop kidding yourself we have to go to a quick break but ill be performing live and i was yes i was off yeah thank you thank you guys ok right back. God i love. I think you know humans all over the world. Are all very similar you know west the western us did not invent democracy you know theres democracy everywhere in World History in india in china if you go far enough back creating inclusion in soviet union after 990 was not a matter of adopting the u. S. Constitution it was a matter of finding what works in that cultural context. You know to go 2017 the german newspaper developed published an article claiming that the European Union have lost 30000000000 euros as a result of its very anti russian sanctions. Particularly affected eastern. Many polish film as went broke and he committed suicide. Sometimes i cant account for as i was off on a good time i would. Put on the political front on the. Phone does it for the young to have to find out why the almost ongoing study doesnt go on to other kind of unknown police think it doesnt then lets see in the pool in. This middle position. On the dance with all the folks and thats what you call. In the wealth in which theyre all being. Americans that the chinese the indians the russians etc europeans can only really be a player at that global top table by standing united and we are already united on the economic front and we increasingly understand that we have to do so also on the defense front. We had one man 3540 years old. It all starts in the water. Some 30 fishermen later in this net. I just saw something that he that i love him to the most of the take and im one of the my feet was stubborn and. I believe that this is long but he is. A charmer so absurd really harsh things that happen in life. Hey. We were. Right about the work were going to teachers went on strike in 2018 over low wages and again this year over attempts to privatized Public Education the West Virginia state senate did the right thing they passed a bill that makes teachers strike to legal. Teachers may risk losing paychecks or their jobs for going on strike for more on this we go to our resident expert on all things teacher now and again ill pay because. It sounds like theyre making these strikes illegal as retaliation against the teachers no no no theyre making it illegal because these teachers got what they wanted after the 1st strike they got a 5 percent pay increase even as new bill the state Senate Passed includes a pay raise plus closing schools for the strikes creates a huge disruption because it forces these legislators to spend more time with their children. Or do you want voting on a Public Transportation bill the lawmakers who had the time to research the issues while their kids were in school. Or the ones who were forced to stay at home with them and watch so many hours of thomas the tank engine that they fantasized about thomas drilling falling into a chasm and bursting into flames well reject any discernable fire emergency response. Ok ok ok maybe some of that anger is from watching it with my nephew but it still applies here all right its his only strikes are meant to be disruptive thats the point West Virginia teachers are among the lowest paid teachers in the nation it shouldnt take a strike for their state lawmakers to realize teachers need a living wage i mean clearly these senators dont value education at all of course of course they value education why else would the West Virginia legislature have an educational kids web page with 10 fun facts about the state. But the fact that charles town in Jefferson County was worse slave abolitionist john brown was convicted of treason conspiracy and murder following his raid on harpers ferry. Their fun fact for kids is that it. Is in their home to a city where a man was executed for trying to end slavery ok well their original fun fact was charles town in Jefferson County is home to charles town races and slots but. Someone kept hacking the website and changing it to charles town racist which. Technically is an untrue but its right up much less of a gamble to go to charlestown than the given to these teachers West Virginia created the frightening domino effect of teacher strikes in arizona kentucky california even colorado for a state that legalized none of those teachers were chill. But Denver PublicSchool Officials must have been high to give striking teachers an additional 23000000. 00 in pay you dont just pass an agreement like that you puff puff pass. The. Thats frightening in West Virginias bill is that its one of the biggest thing thats frightening is that it could be a precedent for for all the other states to pass anti strike laws i mean this isnt the 1st time protests have been criminalized though as you know weve weve seen more than a dozen states either pass or try to pass laws banning protesting Oil Pipelines strikes should make the people at the top uncomfortable for a good reason this is what. Well since youre so pro strike lets find out how comfortable you are if they happen on your show. Was i right thank god. See i knew you do that thats why i had this one way and i. Thank god thank you thank god thank you i was. Magic a more popular in this country than it ever has been before but opposition to it is coming from someone usual places for more on this raging controversy we sent your dad correspondent on the care of ali al to the middle of a field why because she said something about you had to get her 2000 steps in her day it was this report. Hundreds of nurses doctors and medical students march this weekend for what i thought was an extra effort to get this weeks steps in but apparently they were protesting the American Medical Association the a. M. A. Which is the professional association for doctors and other medical providers the American Medical Association is leading an assault on medicare for all legislation its vs. You got in here and there is this. Actually am. I need to work on my steps to. While these angry nurses marched outside the a. M. A. Held their annual meeting to help themselves on the back for the work they did do here is this a. M. A. President delivering a riveting speech about equitable care and here are the members trekking gleb m. D. To see if she is correct. Though it seems the president was blowing a lot of hot air which is clinically speaking jinja vitus it seems that a. M. A. Has been historically opposed to considering health care as a human right so much so that now the medical professionals have stood up and said that the a. M. A. Does not stand for them and you know when a drum circle appears outside your door until drum circles only have been on seouls disses to ward off evil spirits or to give the seniors of ashville Something Else to watch because they couldnt figure out how to operate the smart t. V. The rhythm is going to get you i mean it already got them definitely too late for them. Many say that the a. M. A. Doesnt serve the patients aboard even the doctors rather they work as p. R. For the Insurance Industry and its very difficult for the a. M. A. To deny those claims since they just joined the partnership for americas help your future which is spending millions of dollars to buy the m. F. A. And is backed by the Blue Cross Blue Shield association and cigna emblems and other insurance giants in other news tomorrow im. Hurrican Plumbers Association is announcing a partnership with giant tufts of hair americans also borrowed a whopping 1000000000 dollars last year simply to pay for medical expenses and theres been several reports of people spending their lottery winnings a medical expenses. Now but it sounds depressing but fortune cookies could along with numbers offer referrals. Oh no while americans brain away their medical. Aid may spends more than 400000000. 00 a year lobbying its the 3rd highest spender lobbying