Engagement: 0 The âLootyensâ gang is spreading rumours that I ran away from Mumbai because I did not want to repeat my stay at Taloja jail. Not on the same abetment to suicide charge, but for my âallegedâ (ha ha) TRP scam. I absolutely insist the nation knows that I did not run away from Mumbaiâno Sir, the Lord of the Cows never runs away from anything! Did I run when it was revealed that I passed off Mr Sourdosaâs scary 2002 experience of encountering Hindutva goons in Gujarat as my own? I brazened it out. Yes, I brazened it out because thatâs the stuff Iâm made of. Lesser mortals may feel shame when theyâre caught lying, but I am not a lesser mortal, I am the Lord of the Cows! Never ever, ever, ever confuse Indian cows with Africaâs meek wildebeest who run away from lions. Let lions try to eat me and they will discover that I am tougher than old army boots. I wonât have a scar to show for it, but their teeth will be broken. They will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of their sorry lives. Thatâs how tough I am. See?